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Who is the one who got away?
Post pics, share stories
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>>27515354
>got away
You have no right to post hijack worm
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They all got away.
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>>27515354
I miss her everyday

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>tfw an anon praises your bait
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>tfw you post your opinion
>an anon calls it bait
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>>27515348
literally my top moment of 2016 so far has been /pol/ falling for my bait with 200+ angry responses. some ppl would say thats said, but i got that thread printed and hanging on my fridge.
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>>27515348
(You) get a (You).
>>27515364
And (You), don't think I forgot about (You)!
>>27515393
(You) too.

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WHY CAN'T I LET HER GO???


her disappearance only makes my desire to know stronger
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Let it go m8. Let it go. She with Nate now. Image Nate pounding her with his mighty chode. Imagine her moans as Nate thrusts back and forth. She loves Nate and she will never love you. You are a pathetic loser cuck and nobody, let alone anyone as beautiful and perfect as rose will ever love you.
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I'm not even a Rose follower or fan, haven't seen any of her videos, but I genuinely believe she is the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. Maybe I just like the vaguely androgynous look, but her face and eyes are perfect.
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>>27515950
I don't see it, she's certainly attractive but far from perfect.

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> Daughter turns into a drug addicted slut
> Kills her
Is there a father on TV more based?
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>>27515300
nigger did you even watch the show
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>>27515488
> Post episode screenshot from finale
> did u even watch xdddddd
fuck off normie
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what show robots

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>tfw she's so tight it actually hurts your dick
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how did the fellow from OP image even manage to get their dick in there?
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>>27515134
>tfw you only ever fuck your hand so you can adjust tightness on demand
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>>27515151
>go in flaccid
>get boner
>tightness increases drastically
>eventually the blood gets stuck in the tip
>it swells up
>lose penis

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>there are people who still value themselves over the benefit of everyone
>there are people who will deny the benefit of socialism
>there are people who think working toward a common goal is what you do despite of, not inspite of
>there are people who don't wish to achieve higher levels of existance
>there are people who can't come to empirical based, logically conclusions on their own
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>>27515094
>le anime cat thing
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>there are people who trust and believe their own conclusions above those of anyone else

I prefer to go with the general consensus t b h
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>>27515094
>le white meme with red eyes

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What is your favourite biblical story, /r9k/?

For me it's gotta be Joseph of Egypt
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>>27515084
When Normies of Sodoma die purged by fire.
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Job definitely

Probably the only one I reread on my own
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>>27515084
Sodom and Gammorah
Story of Job

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Why do we even need oranges when infinitely superior mandarines exist?
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i blame the bureaucrats
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Oranges are better for byproducts and confections.
Like orange juice.
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>>27515191
it's amazing the difference in taste between cheap garbage orange juice and real stuff

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>The only time i talk to girls is when im buying their panties over the internet

What are the best over the counter pills to kill myself with?
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why not just spend your life savings on panties and OD on them?
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>>27514965
>The only time i talk to girls is when im buying their panties over the internet
>i talk to girls
>girls
i have bad news for you
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>>27514965

>tfw the only time I talk to girls is when I order food at a restaurant

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This is a 15 year old girl. Not only did I fuck her, I did it after she begged me for it and literally walked for 40 minutes to get to my place and then would've walked back if I didn't buy her a cab.

How jealous are you?
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>>27514955
Svea snalla
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Not jealous at all because I fuck grown women not minors
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>>27515005
But women peak from 15-17 why would you deny this fact?

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>go to the doctor
>find out I'm 5'8.5 and not 5'9

>go to get food
>service guy looks annoyed with me
>not sure what I'm doing wrong
>say thank you
>sarcastically says "yeah sure"

>get back genetics test
>60%

>get a haircut
>"looks like you got your dad's hair genetics kid"
>cut it super short
>I look like a balding egg

>get home
>say hello to mom
>"your acne is looking really bad anon you need to take better care of yourself"
>tfw wash face 2x daily, change pillow sheets, use benzoyl peroxide

I can't do it much longer guys.
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What did the genetics test do? Determine if you're going bald because of his side?
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>>27514951
It determined that I'm not going to get into med school. Uni course.
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>>27514925
>wake up in lovers bed
>drink coffee
>get a ride home
>visit the doctor
>run home when it's my turn
>still not sure why
>chain smoke and fap all day
>mfw my genitals are on fire

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>shy, polite, and literally an ass kisser to everyone
>secretly want to fuck shit up and be a psychopathic super villain that people fear and respect
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every beta male in /r9k/
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Poo lala anon-kun you are so le edgy xD
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>>27514834
>secretly
everyone has their suspicions about you.
you're fooling nobody.

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>tfw you lose weight and go from a 2/10 to a 4/10

there's hope yet
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Sorry OP but women won't even breathe on a man less than 6/10.
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that's just crazy enough to work
you magnificent bastard
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post pics fajet

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The reason I'm still a neet is I have absolutely no confidence in my abilities at all. How can you persue something if you feel like you're just going to fail at it? It's the same reason the average person doesn't try to become a theoretical physicist or something along those lines. They know it's a waste of time. That's how I feel about most things, even getting a shitty job seems like a huge deal. idk what to do with myself, I'm just living off of the money I saved up from the last job I got fired from....it's all a mess.
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anyone know that feel?

I just don;t know what to do. I never did. SO I sit in my room and waste my life for months and years.
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I feel the same way. Currently trying to force myself towards something, I just keep convincing myself that most people are morons who are confident because they don't know how shit they are. If I'm aware I'm shit, at least there is potential to improve, right?
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>>27515519
I don't know man. I hope so.

only 1 in the worls. very rare 110%. organic
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>>27514198
Stolen, what u gonna do punk?
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>papperskorg
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>>27514198
>spore
my nigga

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