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Why dont you adopt a NEET /r9k/?
>>>/soc/23567041
If I ever manage to get my own apartment I might have to adopt a NEET.
Friendless Isolation could lead to being unhinged
>>27519302
I really don't like this pet play / sissy stuff but I kinda wish I was a girl.
If somehow I found someone that actually liked me to the point of wanting me as his/her "wife" I would do it without a second thought but I think it's just because I'm lonely as hell and I'm desperate to be needed / wanted by someone.
>>27519249
I've offered to several times but none of the sissy faggots here have the balls to actually commit to being a fucktoy
My birthday is tomorrow. My sister told me that she's setting me up a hotel room to throw my party at.
Here are the problems
>I have no idea how to throw a party, or how to entertain guests
>don't have friends
>the people that come to mind for inviting, would probably hate me for throwing a shit party
>would probably be offended that I haven't contacted them in months and am only contacting them now because I need friends
>too beta to tell my sister I can't throw a party
I was thinking of spending the night alone in the hotel room doing nothing.
>>27519024
is it normal to throw parties at hotel rooms? not that I go to lots of parties or anything, but never heard of one around here.
>>27519024
Pretend to be insecure about aging. Say that you just want to keep a low profile for your birthday.
My birthday is today and its just feels like another day
>buy something at 7/11
>total came to 4.99
>paid with a $5
>didn't give me my cent
>demanded it
who /ruthless/ here?
>bring items to register
>they don't take card
>leave them there without putting them back
>eating at mcdonalds
>person cleaning tables
>interrupts me while im eating
>dumb bitch, you know im still here
>she finishes
>squirt small amount of ketchup on table as she walks away
>she'll have to clean it again
>>27519032
ohhh this is a good one
Seems like the best way to go.
I'd rather not suffocate slowly to death.
>>27518865
I've attempted it various times. Feels good actually.
>>27518922
nigger carotids are where it's at
jugular is just as effective as long as you don't care how you look etc
carotid will give you a surge of bliss almost orgasm-like before you die.
as long as you do it right you're not going to suffocate to death
>2016
>tfw white people still exist
>2016
>greatest race still triumphant
Don't worry, in only 200 years white people will hardly exist. Whites dont make nearly as much children, they race mix more than any other race, and they invite others into their countries.
>2016
>niggers allowed on tv
>mfw realizing life is a meme
>>27518740
saying that life is a meme is just a meme. you'll figure it out and be chad 1 day
>he took life seriously
Didn't you read the instruction manual senpai?
>>27518784
i figured it out. Am i a chad yet?
Reminder that if you're high or drunk you're just as bad as a normie
A real robot relishes in the pain
>>27518532
What
Being a robot is all about finding ways to escape things for as long as possible, you clearly don't know what it's like
weed actually makes the pain 10x worse now
>>27518550
normies escape
robots take it in because they hate themselves and think they deserve
if you think otherwise you're a normie
When do you plan on killing yourself /r9k/?
I gave myself an ultimatum in 2014 to get my shit together in 10 years or just end it, so far I've got 8 years left and all I managed was to try to go to College to fix things, ended up failing three classes, now I'm $20,000 in debt and am going to drop out next month.
Might just end it all soon if I can't get any neetbux.
What about you?
this year probably, havent planned anything but I feel worse everyday, if I didnt have 3 younger siblings I probably would have killed myself already
>>27518341
Killing myself this week after I finish my NBA 2k16 franchise
>>27518609
Who did you draft?
>girl matches with you
>doesn't respond to your messages
>you are literally always expected to make the first move
WHY WHY WHY
salam alaykum brother anon. it's because she enjoys the fat islamic cock.
WHY DID THEY EVEN SWIPE RIGHT TO BEGIN WITH REEEEEE
>girl opens her legs
>you are literally expected to fuck her instead of being fucked by her
WHY WHY WHY
>tfw /r9k/ is being raided by /r/gamerghazi/ after they found out about it from that /r9k/.txt twitter and that shooting
hello, /r/gamerghazi, enjoy your stay! :)
does this mean I can have a cute video game obsessed gf?
>>27517765
>/r9k/.txt twitter
What is this lads
a) girls care more for looks than guys do
b) guys care more for looks than girls do
This sort of arguing bothers me every time I read it. Both are true, because two different reading for "care more for looks" are used.
a) Girls disregard you easily if you don't meet looks standards and everything that comes with you.
b) For guys, the fraction that looks takes in the pie chart of what makes a potential partner attractive is bigger than for girls. Looks make up a large part of how a girl can be attractive.
Thanks.
>>27517672
these people look like dolls
>when roastie IDF posts
>>27517713
men just can fuck whores though
if someone wants to lose his virginity, he can do it
These seem to be going pretty well! Can anyone here play an instrument or sing? Come share your music and rate others. Most importantly, have fun!For "addicted to voices" Anon edition
I like these thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00XFqEYlaVw
>>27517688
that sounds exactly like another band I've heard but I can't put my finger on it
>>27517688
I'm getting a good charlotte X blink 182 vibe from you
Keep it up, Anon
>tfw I haven't lived the best days of my life yet
Can't wait
>implying things will get better
>>27517580
That's an optomistic way of looking at it I guess
I hope good days come your way OP
>24 years old
>never lived
There's a common misconception on this website that the janitors work for an hiro, they don't, they work for me
You see this shit that I've just posted here? I want you to clean it up.
I want you to clean up my fucking shit you pathetic piece of human garbage
>this thread will singlehandedly determine the quality of our jannies
waitan & observan tbqh senpaitachi
oh boy this is gonna be a real chuckle isn't it
Fine. Just remember that someday the pathetic human garbage will go Bastille Day on the likes of you. Or do you actually believe things will always be like this?
>daughter begging for daddy's sperm
Sounds like some of that crackerass redneck alabama fetish right there.
My fetish is pretty harmless but I've literally never encountered someone else with it: flexible girls, contortionists etc
>>27517556
Their actual fathers or just as a title?
