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Are girls with autism a turn off to guys?
>>27532578
Depending on how sever it is. More = better
>>27532578
Irrelevant. Girls with autism have no interest in guys whatsoever. Girls with autism are asexual.
>>27532578
No you fucking idiot. Pretty much nothing is a turnoff to all guys.
Imagine that men are individuals. Like, they're not some collective that agrees on everything. Can you see that? Good, that is reality. Some dudes will find autistic girls cute some not. Jesus christ. How autistic are you that you think all men are attracted to the same thing?
P.S. unless you're hideous (as in deformed) you will find a man who wants to screw you. Even morbidly obese girls, girls with no legs, girls with too many legs etc get dick.
If I went to asia and showed my 5 and a half inch penor to an asian woman would she laff at me?
>>27532557
Probably famalam
She would probly scream and run from the perverted white piggu flashing his penis
Asian men have 2 inch dicks. You'll seem like a God until they realize you're an autist, but desu you'll never get to the showing.
Meanwhile at /r9k/ mansion...
>>27532497
AYO MANG WHERE DA WHITE WIMIN AT?
>>27532497
Fuck that shit. A cabin in the woods is all i need. Buying mine this summer and then get fucked society.
>mansion
More like a shantytown akin to what you'd see in Africa, complete with public defecation, rape, gay sex all the time, and fat slugs playing video games or going on the internet over stolen wi-fi.
is it me or could Eggman make a passable trap?
>tfw no Eggtrap gf
>>27532489
Not with this hairline
I've fapped to this pic before actually. Imagine he has quite a beefy ass hips and thighs.
>>27532512
wigs family
he would be totes adorbs if he lost weight
What's your greatest accomplishment?
>>27532478
i got laid
>original
a threesome with two other girls. they were pretty hot too.
>>27532478
I finished my novel
It's shit and will never be published, but at 93k words it's finished
How come nobody never mentions one of the most annoying types of normies in existence: the guitarfag?
This guy might be kinda cool if he wasn't 'that guy' who has to let every fucking person he comes across know that he plays guitar, but since he does, he's annoying as shit. Has thousands and thousands and thousands of pictures with him holding a guitar on Facebook, and the only ones without are him posing with one of his favorite musicians or something. All posts by him are obscure blues songs nobody cares about or his next gig. The amount of guitsr-related posts and pretty much nothing else makes him look more autistic than us.
But roasties like him because playing a guitar is do exotic and makes him a novelty.
Women are much worse than any guy can be on social media desu senpai
uh, girls don't care about guys that play guitar. they care about 4 chord chads that are hot while playing guitar
source: in all the years playing out live ive only had one drunk as shit girl hit on me
>>27532344
My condolences, that would have dampened my passion to play. Was she hot at least?
> tfw volunteer at a foster home
> start hanging out with a sweet girl who lost her parents
> the staff told me she keeps talking about me and how much she looks forward to my visits
> first time i've ever felt wanted in my entire life
I don't even want a relationship anymore. I can honestly say I have lost any need for intimacy from the opposite sex. I just want to help a kid that had a rough life, to provide and give things I never had myself. Is it a selfish thing to want?
Did any of you ever volunteer/help out people in need on your free time? I noticed that alot of the volunteers are people who are very lonely themselves, people who have a troubled past.
>>27532065
Then keep helping that kid. I want to volunteer too to something like that but there's no program like that here where I live.
>>27532065
You are the one thing that could help her become happy, rather than have a wretched existence.
You're a good man anon. Keep helping her.
>>27532065
When she gets older she'll find love someday but YOU will die alone
>"Would you like to sign up to be an organ donor?"
>"No"
>>27531935
>"I already am an organ donor"
>I'm not
>I'm referring to how I donate my organ to your wife every night
i'm playing the longcon. i'm an organ donor and i smoke cigarettes. so if i ever die and someone gets one of my organs, they have a higher chance of getting cancer
FUCK YOU NORMIES
Yeah they aren't cutting my shit all up to save some roastie or nigger
How do I stop catching feelings for women? I'm a loser khv robot and I often fall for women the instant they give me any attention and it's killing me. I've been rejected far too many times at this point. What do you recommend? Any drugs? I would off myself but I'm too much of a coward. And no
>justbeUrself:)
Isn't an option.
>>27531599
until you understand they are evil at the core you won't
tis better to be lonely that in the company of a venomous snake.
Women and relationships in general are a waste of time in a time where sexual freedom is the norm and hookup culture is widely accepted
Finding a loyal and lovable woman it's the hardest thing on this planet, even splitting hydrogen is easier.
Doing drugs is for pussies and faggots, stop wasting your money on that trash.
Distract yourself, and start meditating, accepting loneliness it's a hard process but it's not impossible.
Accept yourself and forget about women, visualize them as nothing more than wet holes.
Don't be a betacuck attention giver.
>>27531731
If only it were that easy. I absolutely agree with you but I guess I still have to suffer before I accept the truth and realise I'd much rather be single than a desperate orbirer.
>>27531781
orbiting will just give you a sense of false hope, you will just hurt yourself more by orbiting.
Was reading Dragonball and found the picture that summarizes /r9k/.
>>27531420
he got a sex robot waifu in the end.
>>27531471
at least he didn't get his woman stolen by vegeta.
>>27531501
vegeta is angry manlet.
waiit..
that makes Yamsha the biggest robot haha
Why did he do it? What was his motive?
Old people are fucking annoying.
Also $$$$. Wasn't he forging wills and shit?
>>27531294
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
what did he mean by this?
>OP comes into the surgery
>says he literally cannot stop sucking dicks
>wants a cure for his faggotry
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>be trans
>tell people I'm a girl on r9k
>Post in fembot threads
>get so much attention
>have people add me on Skype
>Don't reveal I'm trans until a couple days later
>have them buy me steam games and other things
>string them along with pictures of my butt, toes and stomach.
>mfw i show them the full frontal and my erect cock when i get bored of them
>they get upset and start swearing and calling me a faggot
>laugh while watching them have tantrums
>be op the massive faggot
>post bait thread
>gets no replies
>get annoyed
>post the exact same thread again in hope for some attention
Kys
Sage
>>27531274
I keked.
Well Played OP.
Nice bait, but it'd be better if you picked something believable.
There are no passable transfaggot types on here.
This is just in. Eggman on suicide watch yet again.
He was trying to find a roommate to end his excessive wagecucking of 80 hours a week. However, said potential roommate literally just canceled meaning Eggy will have to wagecuck his two jobs for the foreseeable future.
>>27530877
Bumping with Eggman appreciation
He used to be so positive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chFXIq9vq0g
Why doesn't he have his girlfriend move in and make her a roommate?
My hair has been thin since I was 15.
This shit is way worse than male pattern baldness because it's subtle as fuck, you can't even notice it under nrmal light sources, it's only noticeable with really strong light sources for me.
My hairline hasn't receded an inch and the crown hasn't evolved yet in a bald spot but I'm afraid it might explode anytime soon.
I thought it wasn't noticeable but a few moments ago I catched my reflection from a glass forniture under a window and you can see a "thinning line" on the left of my head that starts from my crown, it's weird as fuck, I'm only 20 for fuck sake!
>>27530815
Brah, it's cool. Just throw the clippers at your head and get a cut that fits the thinning. That's what I did and it looks pretty great.
>>27530815
>that pic
Is hair thinning on the sides but not on top? Most people thin on the top first. And there's no fix for that besides giving up on life.
>>27530831
>a cut that fits the thinning
I cut my head from the barber once at month, I ask him to keep it longer on top and keep the side short with a fade.
>you will never have a healthy relationship with your family
Good thing I'll never understand what that is or I might feel bad
the only person I care about in the world is my mother, the rest of 'em can get fucked
Good I hate them all except my mom. Little brother threw a toy that knockoff my front teeth, now I have to get veneers every decade that cost $12000. My dad is a shit head that treated me like I'm adopted, which I wished I was
