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>be trans
>tell people I'm a girl on r9k
>Post in fembot threads
>get so much attention
>have people add me on Skype
>Don't reveal I'm trans until a couple days later
>have them buy me steam games and other things
>string them along with pictures of my butt, toes and stomach.
>mfw i show them the full frontal and my erect cock when i get bored of them
>they get upset and start swearing and calling me a faggot
>laugh while watching them have tantrums
>be op the massive faggot
>post bait thread
>gets no replies
>get annoyed
>post the exact same thread again in hope for some attention
Kys
Sage
>>27531274
I keked.
Well Played OP.
Nice bait, but it'd be better if you picked something believable.
There are no passable transfaggot types on here.
this is why murdering trannies should be legal
>>27531274
Thismade you look.
>>27531274
>post in pro-christian thread
>try to convert atheists
>tell them they need to find and accept the guidance of god for their own sake
>don't actually believe in god at all
>>27531274
>tfw no trap trap gf
>tfw you will never reveal that you are secretly a chaser after a girl reveals that she is secretly a trans
feels bad man
Sage I saw this same post this morning
Original comment desu Senpai Fampai blox
>>27533894
I did this in real life for so long to troll a roommate that actually developed a relationship with God.
>>27531274
How can you not divide filthy gay shit from an actual woman? That's impissible.
>>27531274
doing gods work man. Fuck these beta orbiter cuckolds. They are the ones that singlehandedly ruined this board by enabling roasties
>>27531274
OP, you are probably the only quality trap that has ever posted on r9k.
Anyway
>Faggot tells me to stop posting Harold Shipman threads
>Don't
>>27536045
>not "faggot tells me to stop posting Shipman threads"
>"gave him a lethal dose of morphine instead"
you had one fucking job man
>>27531274
Trans people should be sent to concentration camps and force-fed molten iron, but vagslaves deserve this
>>27531274
>Priest asks if everything is alright because I look distressed
>tell him I am alright
>I have been having nonstop suicidal thoughts for months
I sure showed him, r-right, guys?
>>27536242
Yeah, priests are garbage these days. If you ever kill yourself say you did it because of Vatican II
>>27536276
I'm Orthodox and actually really like my priest, I just am incredibly scared of telling people my problems. I shouldn't be with a priest, since it is a small parish, so he probably recognizes everyone who takes confession though. That is something that has always scared me about becoming a member, desu.
>>27536397
My guess is that he'd just refer you to a psychiatrist.
