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>he doesn't want a dominant wife/gf that nags him every day to do the normal shit necessary to maintain a decent quality of life
I can't be left to my own devices to get out of this situation. I need a woman to tell me what to do.
find a mom gf
>>27549474
Eat the pennies, anon.
>>27549474
I want that too, but all the memes about "dominant gf's" are just that: memes.
There are so few actually dominant/assertive girls. Almost non existent.
Literally 99% of girls nowadays are submissive and are looking for a dominant guy.
The worse thing is I'm 6ft4, and I'm built, so Ii don't look like a twig.
I have very dark hair and eyes, and in general have extremely masculine features.
Any girl that likes me is going to be submissive, or will be at least expecting dominance from me.
I don't know what to do.
This is how the media portrays the life of a robot.
Are they right?
I never watched it. I hear Ezra is the gay guy though.
>>27549366
He's not a robot
He's awkward because of personal tragedy
He loses his virginity at the end of the film simply because Stacy found out the she loved him the whole time, but they were born too far apart
>>27549366
link to trailer if you haven't seen it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5rh7O4IDc0
No worries Anon, it's still 2007 and this all has been a long, bad dream...April Fools!
>>27549313
STOP FUCKING BULLYING ME
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27549313
If this was real, robots would be the happiest motherfuckers on earth.
>>27549313
oh the pain, the pain. I would give anything to make this true
I just want to talk to somebody! :'(
>>27549129
There are websites for that, like Omegle. Hell there's even a board on this very site: >>>/soc/
>>27549167
even on this board people avoid me :(
>>27549167
hey what the hell is your problem
what do you think is the purpose of a forum like this? to talk to people of course
>>27549279
I'll talk to you :)
>tfw you know you're doomed to be exactly like your dad and you can't stop it.
my dad is a pretty cool guy, not as cool as vin diesel tho.
My dad doesn't give a shit, he makes my mom do all the work and chimps out when he doesn't get a meal ready every time. Not a bad existence.
>>27548928
my dad was much more of a man then i'll ever be, and still my mom cucked him and he cucked her.
People on normiebook are freaking the fuck out about this and I have no idea why. They know that she has a porn video out right? A video where we can not only see her breasts, but watch her suck a dick and see her be penetrated by it. Why are normies wigging out about a censored picture of someone who has had porn made?
>Flipping off the camera meme
Do girls think it's attractive to be shameless, trainwreck sluts?
Like, what are they trying to achieve with that?
Did they censor it themselves before posting?
Pretty pussy if so.
I'll give that disgusting cow credit for knowing exactly how to trigger people so she can be the center of attention and remain relevant.
I don't know how people haven't caught onto her games yet. every 3 months or so both her and Kanye do these types of publicity stunts to get attention. I'm kind of interested when people truly stop caring. another 2 years seems like a good enough bet.
Holy fuck /r9k/
>talking to girl on okcupid
>she messaged me first
>talk for like 3 days straight
>start complimenting each other back and forth
>i get super fucking nervous
>ask her to coffee or something
>she says yes
I feel like im going to fucking explode please help im terrified and excited at the same time
she hasnt replied yet
>>27548803
>tfw you realize it was all just a trick for her to laugh at you with her girl friends
She wont even show up for coffee. She will film you being there alone and send the video on normiebook, haha. I am already laughing at you.
>>27548884
She seems nice & non slutty my dude
Why do you fucking fags all jerk off to cartoons
Fucking weirdos
Pic unrelated
Because cartoons are perfect. 3D objects are flawed.
Feels nice in my peepee
I personally don't jack off to cartoons, but whatever floats your boat
If you saw this man in walmart, what would you do???
Be polite and possibly ask for a picture. I don't agree with the man politically but I do admire his personality.
Shake his hand and congratulate him for all he's done
Ask him if he's finding everything alright because I'm a filthy Walmart wage slave.
My dick is itchy, can some robot lend me his ass to scratch it?
>>27548114
no i bet you're an ugly chubby neckbeard dickhead
>>27548114
Stop posting
That wasn't funny at all
You do realize that telling people your dick is itchy is literally the worst thing you can say if you want sex
>>27548141
b-but it's really itchy, I need some ass to scratch it
>when a girl you follow on social media begins posting spring break pics
O H
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B A B Y
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post em, laddie boys.
Fuck y'all. Post the finer things in life. I'm feeling boobilicious
C'mon lads
I used to scour FB girls' profiles for pictures of feet. It's rare and hard to find good ones but that was the whole appeal of it and the fact that the sexuality of it was unintentional on their part. Port is too easy at giving you what you want to see, and because of that, dulls your sexuality
Tinder has been overwhelming me since spring break, Its gonna be hard to choose which girl I want to focus on because they all look so good
Clara obv
>>27547557
how do you do it you fucking fuck,
How do you get anywhere with the hot ones? I am capable of getting 10/10s to like me but they hardly ever talk due to the literal thousands of matches they have burying me.
So, I was nearly jumped today while walking a block from my car to work during business hours on a wide open busy street with other people around.
So I travel a lot for a living and work has taken me to the St Louis convention center (downtown) this week. I had to grab some supplies and l parked my car a block from the downtown convention center. Lots of people around, its business hours and business people are out walking so I feel fine. I'm walking on the right side of the street and there are these two black girls walking behind me on the left (I'm a very small blond girl). I didn't know they were there until I heard them screaming really loudly (thought something was wrong) so I looked over. Immediately they scream 'the fuck you looking at you white bitch' so I just kept walking and went back to my business/phone.
I didn't even realize they had crossed the street until I hear them behind me saying 'look at that fucking white bitch looking all important' 'we're gonna fucking murder you white whore see how important you are when you're dead'. I'm the only person on that side of the street so it's pretty obvious who they're talking about, especially when they laugh when I try to go into the convention center but the door was locked ('bitch trying to run'). They try to go in some other doors but those are locked too so I get some distance.
I walk in to the convention center and hover by the security guard and sure enough those girls walk in. I stand next to the guard and they walk past, after a moment the guard asks me what's wrong and I tell her. The girls make about three loops inside until a security officer comes to them and asks them what they were doing; they reply they just wanted to see if the convention was open and left. When they passed me one girl muttered 'you're fucking dead'. That was that.
I can't really talk about this since, you know, supposedly this 'doesn't happen to white people' and most of my friends are turning very PC
Buy a gun and learn how to use it.
Welcome to diversity. Remember to vote Hillary!
>>27547184
Funny enough I am currently taking CCDW classes, problem is with my work schedule its hard to be in town for all the mandatory practices and classes.
I DID have my car key in my hand, though. Not that it would cause much damage but better than nothing, right?
>>27547188
Blech. That being said though, I've lived in Washington Heights (Spanish Harlem) in Manhattan with no issues and grew up in a fairly rough area of town so it isn't like I'm exactly sheltered. Still, not something you really think about. I should stop going outside.
small dick sissies of /r9k/, how the hell can you compete with this?
Dont care. Dick is probably too big for most bitches.
That girls got an amazing body though.
>>27547134
Dick is shopped. Girls abs are shopped.
Are you even fucking trying?
>Thought this was a thread about cute, small dick sissy bois.
>It's a shitty thread about penis size.
Disappoint.
Who here /brokendick/
>>27546944
I couldn't cum with any human I've been with.
Salma is fucking perfect, I want her to be my mom and then fuck me.
How did you break it OPie?
