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i make $20,000 a year renting out an apartment that i inherited from my grandpa
>more than 1k a month rent
Is this place in san diego
>>27569902
Vancouver Canada
$1,700 a month
>>27569902
how the fuk you get 1k a month you get cant do math dumbass go to school
wait...this isn't true is it?
it'll all be fixed come sunrise right.....?
>what is the current date
>>27569696
nah senpai this is our life now
>>27569731
>Harold Fitzgerald
For the first time in a year's I don't have a girl that Im crushing on or think is cute. It's strange for my entire life, I've had someone that I was infatuated with, regardless if they wanted to date me or not. It's fun in a consuming kind of way and distracts me from how actually shit my life really is.
Anyone else know this feel?
I haven't had a crush on a girl since primary school, and i'm now 22.
i kind of stopped caring lately. a hot girl told me to go for fat girls but i find them kind of disgusting so i'm sure girls find me disgusting too.
>>27569720
I have too. I guess that's why I have no females in my life. But it feels like I shouldn't have to work to stay in touch with people and that's what it really feels like these days. It feels like I am always the one doing the "hitting up". People never make the first move
>tfw no lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, itlog cracking, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
You help make r9k feel like home.
>>27569526
Keep up the good work OP. Im always rooting for you
>>27569526
Mu gf is pinay. Shit is pretty cash. I even tried her grandma's dinuguan even though she was afraid to. Being white with a filipino gf is the best. I feel bad for asian males though. They are literally cucks.
>mom found the placenta basket
>mom found the sweat drawer
>Aunt found the ceiling titty
>maid found the smegma lantern
>tfw it's your birthday and literally no one noticed
>not even your family
do i exist?
>>27569118
>do i exist?
Yes. Happy birthday, brobot.
>>27569118
>not even your family
How is this possible?
Happy birthday, Kurt.
Happy birthday Anon!Fuck the fun ruining robot.
What is your favorite Subway sandwich fellow robots?
>oven roasted chicken breast
>six cheese Italian, toasted
>mayo, banana peppers, lettuce, provolone cheese
Idk about favourite but I usually get either the club, ham, chicken teriyaki or italian
>>27568953
Those are all good choices desu.
>>27568882
I either get a chicken sandwich with cheddar, bacon, spinach, oil, and onions, or I get what I call an omelette sandwich which is the same thing but with yellow egg instead of chicken. Sometimes I'll get a meatball sandwich if I'm feeling particularly fatass.
Have you ever asked a girl to marry you before?How cringy was it?
>>27568525
I did, and she agreed and I was dead certain she would
>>27568578
Same desuseriously
I've asked multiple girls to marry me. They all said yes that I can remember, but the oldest was like 15 at the time.
>Gets mad when blacks blame all their problems on whites
>Proceeds to blame all his problems on women
Explain this logic.
He is a faggot.
>>27568507
/pol/ logic at it's finest
>>27568507
because women are evil
>be 14 6 years ago
>Have bad gas
>Feels like my guts got put through a meat grinder
>Release it in class
>Silent but deadly
>Stacy catches on
>"who farted"
>Chad says "It's anon"
>PANIC
>Sperg out
>Pssh ahahaha its good ahahahha
>mfw I realized what I just said
>Smell is really getting to me
>AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAA
>Try to laugh it off
>Start coughing during the laugh
>Just doing this mix of coughing and laughing while everyone stares at me
>Eventually teach saves me by silencing everyone
Every time I remember this memory I recoil in horror.
>>27568214
>caring what people think of what you do
>>27568249
I just wanted to be invisible, not a fucking laughingstock
>>27568214
Classic Ruby Novak.
>my parents fucked me! I didn't ask to be born. they raised me shitty so my mistakes are their fault!
And yet I notice you guys never give them credit for all your accomplishm... oh wait!
>implying not giving your children proper nutrition during puberty so they can have good body chemistry and develop properly isn't child abuse
>>27568121
>implying you didn't know better by age 13
>implying they wouldn't have bought you some spinach if you had just asked
>>27568386
Not him but my mom tried to force me to learn cooking when I was 12. She made meals for my dad but never for me. I'm 5'6 now while both of my cousins are around 6'2.
>be me
>19 yo
>6'3'' (191cm)
>165lbs (75kg)
>skinny as fuck
>hanging shoulders and bad posture
>face not full with pimples but with wounds from neurodermitis
>confidence level -913846q3
>a pile of horseshit has more self confidence than me
>captain autismo when near girls
>looking into her eyes is like a thousand nails ramming into my soul
>talking barely possible because of brain.exe
>all i want is a human being i can open up and who understands me
>nothing more so my inner wounds can heal
>making the happy guy all the time to not look like a creep
Pic related, that's me when i begin college
You are literally stupid. The world is your playground.
>When near girls
>looking into her eyes
>college
such a robot, that sounds tough
>>27568005
To be tall isn't that nice. Especially when you have ugly long legs so you can't walk on stairs like a normal person
How do you kiss girls?
use your mouth :^)
Suck their tongue into your mouth as hard as you can then roll your Rs on it like you're saying "Arrrrrriba Arrrrrriba" like speedy Gonzales
>>27567972
It's kind of hard to explain...and I'm a pretty terrible kisser really, I don't have great tongue control. Kind of just roll your tongues around each others really. Just tongue fuck their mouth and change it up
>le feel when you are smug anime face
feels good
>>27567610
>his favorite idol is Iori "Anal" Minase
>>27567647
where did this meme come from?
why does she like anal?
>>27567711
Because she's a dirty little anal slut. Ferocious asspounding is the only way to satisfy her voracious sexual appetite.
>lol, you aren't going to swim with your shirt on, are you anon?
>>27567503
Why would they ask me that when they're all still wearing shirts themselves?
Who said I'm here to swim?
>Line up to suck my cock ladies.
Am I right?
I've realized that you still look like a fat pasty cunt with a t shirt on in the water but even worse you like you are insecure about it and the desperation is palpable
I'm a fat cunt but I've ascended past the shirt in the water meme and nobody cares about your fat gut they weren't lining up to fuck you before you took your shirt off
