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who /charging their batteries/ here?
my batteries have been charged for years
>tfw not an introvert
Fucking everyone these days is an introvert. Most of the normies I know claim to be introverts. It's just annoying. They're the kind of people you try to invite out somewhere and they blow you off at the last minute. Fuck that.
>>27586240
I think this might be a reddit or tumblr meme but is actually the first time I've found some word or group that describes how I feel
being around other people is just exhausting
HOLD UP FAGGOTS
Its time for music that makes you feel
I'll start with some of my favorites
This one is literally /r9k/ the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GnJlVfJVBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMyDK3VHYPw
This one is TRY NOT TO CRY-tier, especially with the music video made with footage of suicides from the Golden Gate bridge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49Gz0Jfp-jI
tfw no gf - the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me9MAS6ShMQ
>>27586382
dude this song was great
thanks
>>27586232
I really like the modest mouse
Post pepe, you can do it!
Bumpin' this thread, y'all niggers can call me a normie, imma get me some
r a r e s
>tfw nobody makes original poo poo pee pee memes anymore
good times
Here is the official rarest pepe in existence it only appears once in 1,000,000,000 years xD
Femanon /b/fag here, and I wanted to see what you guys think about child pornography. Personally, I think it should be legal, just to get some of those urges out, and reduce child molestation.
Discuss... probably won't pay much attention though, I know I'm right, and so do you.
Legalizing CP lowers the rate of child sex abuse.
http://phys.org/news/2010-11-legalizing-child-pornography-linked-sex.html
>"There is no link between looking at child porn and sexual abuse of youngsters, a senior police officer told a conference today. Studies have found no correlation between those who download graphic images of youngsters via the internet and child molesters. Dr Stuart Kirby, Detective Chief Superintendent, told the Psychology Conference: "When you look at all the research that has been done nationally, the consensus is that there has not proven to be a link between the viewing of porn and the committing of hands-on offences. In a followup study that was found to be clearly the case."
http://web.archive.org/web/20080725072444/http://www.xuk.biz/UKLR/Landslide/library/72/nolink.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20080522200538/http://www.xuk.biz/UKLR/Landslide/library/05/dissertation.htm
>"Such an effect has been proposed in relation to Denmark during the few years when child porn was openly and legally available: in that period sex offences against children were significantly lower than either before or after. A similar phenomenon occurred during a period of liberalisation in West Germany, where from 1972 to 1980 the total number of sex crimes known to the police decreased by 11%. If child porn led to sexual assaults, then there would have been a huge increase in assaults as a result of the allegedly much greater availability of child porn on the Internet."
http://www.scireview.de/sexualverbrechen.html
>In 1999, Diamond and Uchiyama observed that "there are no specific child porn laws in Japan and porn depicting minors are readily available and widely consumed. Most significantly, despite the wide increase in availability of pornography to children, not only was there a decrease in sex crimes with juveniles as victims but the number of juvenile offenders also decreased significantly".
http://www.sexarchive.info/GESUND/ARCHIV/GUS/JAPAN.HTM
just send all the pedophiles to North Korea.
fuck of roastie!!!
REEEEEEE
Anyone tried an escort before?
I hired amakeescort
save up for an expensive one who'll give you a full date experience
>>27585950
>T girls
I'm sure someone will be along shortly to post the story
>>27585950
She looks like a tranny.
You sure she's not a tranny?
This negro boy with comes up to you from the corner and asks in a non-menacing tone "shine yo shoes fo' a nickel, boss?"
What would you do in this situation?
Pull out my revolver and blow his brains out all over the fucking sidewalk, stomping his head as I walk away.
say sorry kid but I only wear sandals
"Aye yo alright do it"
Give him an extra shine for not being a nigger
What are you doing for World Autism Awareness Day today?
>>27585796
Probably spending the day by myself, not talking to others.
>>27585796
I would think /r9k/ would have a convention or something
>>27586992
Conventions involve leaving the house though and being around crowds.
Hey guys. I just want to say , even if you are ugly , short or deformed , still take care of your teeth. I am only 21 years old and my teeth are so fucked, dentist told me its maybe pulpitis and have fun of deleting pulp. I still don't believe her because I don't even have pain, but know that my teeth rotten and looks like total shit. I don't want to be young Tom Cruise (my problem is about front teeth). TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH!
>>27585747
Good advice. I was lucky enough to be taken to a dentist recently awhile back. I now brush both in the morning, and at night (two times, as they say). Also, you have to remember to do it every day. Even if you don't feel like it, if you slip up you'll fuck your shit up. I don't give a fuck about how my teeth look, but I want them healthy
>>27585747
>I still don't believe her because I don't even have pain
The lack of pain is most likely caused by gum disease.
>>27585747
You influenced my life now. Thanks OP!
>tfw VR is finally ready for replacing women
The future is now.
I need this shit.
>see this thread
>immediately after my cyborg friend's steam keeps sending me pop-ups informing me he's testing his steam vr
Hue hue hue
>sister asks me to come to her wedding a bring a date
>bring an escort that I see pretty regularly because tfw no gf
>sister calls me out for being drunk and high on xanax at the reception
>slurring and cursing and the fish not being wild caught kek
>her husband is a cop
>he walks outside later and sees me smoking marijuana with the escort
>I ask if he wants some
>he shakes his head silently and goes back inside
>I fuck the escort in their basement at their house later on
>at least a dozens cops over now
>I light up a joint in front of 4 or 5 of them in the porch
>start talking about how most rapes aren't really rapes
Wedding ruined. Sister is so embarrassed she hasn't spoken to me since
>>27585736
10/10 made me kek
I hope your dreams come true.
>>27585736
THAT'LL LEARN HER
Fuckin' roasties, m'I right?
it makes me really happy that cops are some of the most dysfunctional miserable normies
what you guys think about it.
did i go goone with it .
or should i shave it all off , and never think about it again.
when i let my hair down you dont see it
+ its very light on my neck , not so warm anymore with all the hair.
>>27585681
Looks like garbage, did some hipster faggot pressure you into this? Post a new pic but with the end as a pony tail, not that dumb knot faggotry. It might be passable then.
do a no. 3 at the sides and trim on top. get rid of that stupid ponytrail.
That probably feels good as fk.
Shave the beard but that's just me.
I make catfish accounts for fun to pass the time at work, and I always have guys offering pay for shit. Pictures, sex, underwear, etc.
Is there a service that I can use for them to tranfer me money without leaving a trail? I'd rather just take their money and them not be able to stab me.
Is bitcoin an option? I'll admit I don't know much about bitcoin or how it works.
even knowing about bitcoins is a huge red flag, no hot girl is into crypto-currency
what I do is I have a fake paypal account and then transfer the money to my real paypal account
or just have an amazon account or steam account specifically for letting cucks buy you games/wishlist items
>>27585667
I don't know much about paypal, but I think that's how people tend to get dox'd. There must be some sort of loop that if you can donate money to someone's paypal you can find out who they are.
I'm not trying to bait or anything but this is a real conversation I had with my gf of 1 month last night.
I asked what was the biggest she ever had, and she told me it was some black coworker of hers a year before she met me. She said out of the 4 guys she hooked up with, we're all about the same average 6 inches but she says when I get really hard my penis is the biggest out of them (except for Tyrone).
I dunno how to feel.
>>27585527
Take the compliment, stop being a fucking autist.
Dump her dude. She may be done with Tyrone, but you're just her stepping stool for Demarcus or Jermaine.
>fuggin BBC just like 4chan told me!
if Tyrone has a job he's already more respectable than everyone on here
Post that song that reminds you of her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCdwKhTtNNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Z_bIqIWpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJn03xJ29Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p94_9hpC8NM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3mJiK7aTFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HskBv9l8XCM
Oregano
>>27585650
da fuk bro this girl is like 10 lol
rules:
last two digits of your post number are the number of the object you will have to research online/ in book and if you will, you could then share interesting info about it ITT
00 is M100
last row is for rolling trips
M101 - 111
M102 - 222 etc.
have fun
I do absolutely nothing productive 24/7 so fuck it.
Rolling.
>>27585505
This is dumb and autistic.
Rolling.
>>27586213
M13: Hercules Globular Cluster, discovered by Hayley in 1715, it's one of the most known clusters. It's visible with small telescopes and can be seen with the naked eye in very clear nights, if you know exactly what you're looking for.
