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i ate too much chocolate i'm going to pukeWHITE CHOCOLATE
White chocolate is for little bitches.
>>27595790
I eat dark chocolate also.
>>27595801
You're a medium-sized bitch.
So I just went to 9gag to check out some of their memes. Do people actually find this website funny? This shit is ridiculous
>>27595704
that one was kinda funny though, admit it
Not that funny but the doggos are pretty cute
I'd honestly forgotten 9gag even existed.
Is it still popular?
We live in a world where we're all exposed to vague definitions for mental "disorders."
Green text what you think you have but give brief examples.
sometimes I:
>think I have schizophrenia
>think I can hear some people's thoughts
>think I can some people can hear my thoughts
>try to reason against it
>people then end up behaving in a manner that eludes to the thought I read or thought they stole
>think God tells me things and helps me out
>think Satan tries to fuck with me
>think birds are trying to tell me things
>think numbers carry more meaning than they do
>I'm really pretty happy and enjoy life
>And think it might be a gift I don't really understand
almost 100$ have some sort of manic depression
I don't know what I have, maybe it's nothing but >I've been having a hard time remembering stuff and I often daze off.
>The days drift without stopping it's weird it's not like it used to be
>nothing provokes emotion for me too much anymore, feel lethargic
> I don't think I'm losing my mind but I can feel a difference
Been going on for about 2 weeks.
>>27595813
how come? have you had a manic episode? have you had multiple manic episodes? what do you feel the primary motivation behind them was?
>>27595896
2 weeks is nothing. You're probably eating poorly desu. Get a few jogs and some vegetables into your routine and re-evaluate.
>>27595896
Is Zack Snyder the ultimate alpha manlet?
Just compare his presence to Jesse Eisenberg's. (They're literally the same height.)
MARTHA
What a shitty director
>>27595663
you can tell ben affleck is an asshole because he wears 1inch boots at 6ft2
Robot, why haven't you gone and seen the doctor to check your prostate?
Seriously anon, you can't keep delaying this.
>>27595653
>tfw my younger sister will never sensually massage my prostate wth her boner
>>27595653
because I'm not 50 yet
>>27595799
That doesn't matter anon, you need to get your prostate checked now!
How to stop feeling suicidal?
I'll post Asian cuties, and you'll tell me how to stop shitting mentally on myself.
I do have a job, so I can spend money to feel happy.
Wish I knew.
Have an Asian cutie.
I'm just going to continue posting cuties at the rate of how quickly the 'unoriginal comment' BS can be fooled.
Also, more than ever, I'm considering either cocaine or meth.
Both woould be incredibly poor life decisions, but at this point, why not?
You know what r9k I'M DONE with feeling sorry for myself
I'M DONE with being a beta and living a beta life!!!
I'M DONE!!!!
I want to move on!!!!!!
I want to do something with my life!!!!
I DON'T want to be sitting on this board till I'm 40 talking about how depressed i am and how"hurr durr no grill loves me"
NO!!!! I'M GOING TOO MOVE ON!!!!
I'm going too go fix my ACT and SAT scores get a high GPA in collage and go too a university!
I'm going to get a good paying job!
I'm going too find a grill and we are going to get married and have kids!
And they are going to have kids!
I"m going too get old, get grey and retire!!!!
I AM GOING TO BECOME THE BIGGEST NORMIE EVER!!!!!
all we do on this board is complain about how "useless" we are and how terrible our lives are it is time to stop
I'm MOVING ON
FUCK THE BETA LIFE!!!!!
FUCK THE NEET LIFE!!!!!
FUCK ALL OF YOU
goodbye r9k!!!!!!
Right on, do your best that's all the world can ask of you.
>>27595574
>I'm going too go fix my ACT and SAT scores
Take your bait elsewhere kid
See you tomorrow, fampai.
How do you guys deal with rejection? How do you handle basically being told that you're not worth anything to the person that you asked out? Every time I've asked a girl out and got rejected I've gone through at least a week of deep anguish where I want nothing but death for myself.
>>27595479
blame your mother.
Just don't get rejected brah
>3DPD
There's your problem
It sucks that we all probably have some really cool ideas and are probably pretty cool people but we will never talk to each other except on this website.
Depression and feelings of inadequacy plague us all and that's ass about 80-90% of us just want to feel the sweet relief of death more than anything but are either too scared or something.
But what about our heads? what about the thoughts we have that aren't clogged with thoughts of suicide. The idea for the book you were going to write but didn't because you don't have the ambition because it died off long ago.
The best minds can be found on this board in the eyes of comedy, story telling and so many other thigns we are the best, no one can take that from us. if you guys are NEET's living off autism bucks or wagecucks slaving for $4 an hour we can take solace in the fact that we have brilliant minds and trains of thoughts.
Hold that to yourself fellow robots because in times of darkness you need to cling to the mionor truths, wither it makes you feel any better or not.
this ones for you faggots...
>are probably pretty cool people
I see a lot of very shitty people here 2bh, overwhelming negativity, pedophiles, racists, etc
I feel like it's better that we all never meet each other. This is our little refuge we can all fuck around on and never ever know who the fuck is with you.
>>27595515 can't really blame them though, one in the same
>tfw mom has mental health issues
>tfw the mom who loved and raised you turned batshit crazy
>tfw you see her descend into the abyss of insanity more each time you see her
>tfw you can't do anything to help
Just spend time with her. Go watch a movie and take her out to lunch. And just make sure to be there while she's going through this bullshit.
This happened to me, she ended up attacking me caused me to bleed and need stitches.
She then moved with my grandma, who she then beat brutally with a cane due to her being crazy.
She is now in a mental prison place. She sounds normal on the phone, but I can tell she's fucked up.
Because of it all I had to move in with my sister where I sleep on the couch, get treated like shit, and am not respected in the slightest, not even by her 7 year old daughter. In fact tonight she said I'm going to have to buy a blowup mattress or sleep on the floor because I'm fucking up the couch...
Haven't talked to my father in 5ish years...
On top of all this, I'm a kissless virgin with 0 irl friends.
I don't know why u haven't killed myself yet, my depression eats at me daily.
Atleast I have a job... R-r-right?
>help your mother before it gets worse and ruins your life anon... She needs you.
Bump El Monte Carlo
How do you make and keep online friends?
I always run out of things to say within a few days and then I freak out and delete them out of fear.
don't even bother, they'll never be a satisfying relationship
>>27595294
It's something like that for me too but without
>then I freak out and delete them out of fear.
You are a pretty weird man.
that's like asking how do you keep a pet and then telling us you get pets and then take them back to the shelter. point being, you don't really want online friends.
Blowjobs are over-rated
they are
if jerking off is a 5/10, an average blowjob is maybe a 4/10 at best. a good bj is a 6.5/10 max.
overrated normie crap.
>>27595326
I'm sorry they gave lousy blowjobs
Pussy is 1000x better. This is undisputed fact of Chadlife
>you will never be a girl's belly bf while she is your belly gf
What's a belly gf/bf? Please, you've got to tell me.
>>27595134
I've had a few chances to get a chubby gf, some with cute faces, but I never took the chance.
I feel like they'll only keep gaining wait their entire life and she'll become a horrible hambeast that won't even be able to make my dick flinch a centimeter and I'll be trapped with someone completely unattractive forever after.
>>27595169
a chubby significant other, you fucking retard. you couldn't figure that out from the pics?
>tfw no cute young innocent bf to call me mummy while I make him fuck me
why does life hate me REEEEEEEEE
>>27595038
will you pay me in GBP?
>>27595094
No, you gotta privileges
>>27595182
>tfw no cute mommy gf to buy me cute underwear just to take them off with her teeth
why even live?
Hey weirdo stop staring, I'm trying to do pull ups here
>>27595020
Would honestly not be able to resist raping.
you be trying to pull my dick up, girl
>>27595020
Humor me and try to do a single one without my help.
