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>still can't cook rice properly
It always comes out still half full of water
boil it more
>>27600858
Quit taking the lid off of your pot when you cook it.
Use less water.
Try steaming it in a metal strainer for soft and fluffy rice.
What are your steps when you're cooking your rice?
What the fuck is a slutwalk and why did my college have one?
It's a feminist thing. Anti-sex I believe in which they scream I'M STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT while doing everything short of actually mounting someone.
>>27600850
A "slut walk" is what bored middle class white people do when they live in a society that has no problems
Would I get kicked out for attending one of these with a sign that says "I saw the face of God and it was weeping" and yelling things like "NO BLOOD FOR OIL. NO BLOOD FOR DIAMONDS"?
I started lifting 5 years ago, I went back to school and got my high-school certificate. I am about to finish my degree and I am being assisted financially by the government. Nothing seems to have changed though, still no friends or gf. I have a good body and Im bout to have a uni degree.
When does it start to get better? I am 29 years old. Am I just too late and far behind to make it?
It doesn't get better. You either make it better or you don't and idk if that's possible or not for you.
>>27600796
>Am I just too late and far behind to make it?
Of course not OP. Heck you're still just a kid.
And, since you have been redpilled by jews + single guy, you can enjoy life a free man!
My buddy is 35 he lives in Jackson Hole, single guy, just lives for that lifestyle- mountain biking, rafting, hiking in yellowstone. He's always taking trips to exotic places, nothing to tie him down, completely free.
it's definitely not uncommon for people like you to date or marry later in life. no one looks down on you for it (except maybe yourself) A lot of people were just busy with life, circumstances, and just haven't found the right one yet.
I can relate because im getting older and quite frankly it's daunting to think of facing life without many friends or close contacts, or any for that matter.
But the fact of the matter is lots of people feel that way, it's a part of getting old, people move away, get new jobs, have to move to a new city and start over.
I just don't want you to think that you are... how can i say this, different, or not on the same ability to be befriended and loved because of your past.
And I hope that you can let go of any past memories or feelings which dont serve you.. And really focus on what interests you and having as much fun as you can.
You'll meet people along the way I guarantee it, but First things first:
>you have to let yourself know that you are worthy of having friends or a gf.
As long as you reaffirm yourself that you're a person worth knowing, I think your vision will open up and you'll see that other people think the same thing about you.
best wishes op
>>27600926
i meant since you have been redpilled ABOUT the Jews, meaning,, you don't have to live some Arbitrary standard of life to feel like you have 'made it' you can instead embrace bachelor life and do all of the things that normies wish they could do, but can't because they have families and wives.
Reminder that while you were in your mom's basement full of self-loathing about Stacey sucking Chad's dick, a Russian soldier called an airstrike on himself taking out ISIS fighters with him.
>>27600751
why didn't he call the airstrike on the terrorists instead of himself? lmao what a dumbass
>>27600751
Valor isn't restricted by borders. He went the best way he possibly could have.
Can we get a retroactive jealousy thread going?
So, is there anything about your gf/bf's past that you have a hard time dealing with? Maybe their whole sexual history? Maybe just a part of it? A certain person/ sex act etc. Do you want to tell us about it? How do you try to cope with your retroactive jealousy?
>>27600570
I'm still with my boyfriend of 6 months but his sexual past gets to me like no other. He's has sex with at leat 3 girls I know of and he got hooked onto me pretty fast after he broke up with his ex of 3ish months. I'm a virgin, and losing it to him wouldn't be much of a big deal of he wasn't so promiscuous/had a history of tapping and gapping. And the insecurity gets to me too all the time, so much so that whenever he's out with his mates I get jealous about the fact that he's drinking/getting high with other girls around him. I just get really worried about what he might do in that state and I cry myself to sleep(if I can sleep)
>tfw you sometimes feel like gagging on his dick when you think about the places it's been
Why couldn't I get with a qt nerdy beta virgin to have awkward virginal sex together ;~;
>>27600570
>Maybe their whole sexual history
The whole thing. Sometimes you forget. But then you remember and it burns a hole through your brain and your spirit.
Should've ended it a lot sooner.
>>27600787
>with at leat 3 girls
So you don't know for sure? Haven't you asked any direct questions?
>tapping and gapping
Yeah, casual sex is the worst. I've never been really jealous or insecure about past sex with a serious long-term partner.
Also, is your bf still "platonic" friends with any of his past hok-ups? If you don't know, you should ask. I don't get how people nowadays assume that staying friends after you've clearly crossed the boundaries of platonic friendship is possible.
Why are asian girls so cute? they are like little cats
I know, it's ridiculous.
Cuteness is such an amazing trait, far better than being "sexy" which seems to be synonymous with loud and obnoxious but is still liked in western countries.
Average European ""woman""
only betas and pussies like "cute" in girls, such as with Asian girls.
Real men with testosterone like real women like this.
Kind regards, totally not a woman trying to shame people into liking fatties
Why does the male always have to initiate the conversations online, keep the conversations flowing and be the only one asking questions?
Why the fuck are women so fucking boring?
>>27600485
They dont if the girl is actually interested in you
>>27600533
Then why would one add you if she's not interested? face it roastie you are fucking boring. And only interesting in chatting with quarterback chad.
>>27600485
All women are betas
Why isn't Henry Rollins the king of /r9k/?
>>27600440
cus he's the king of other stuff already.
>>27600440
Maybe, and I'm not sure, maybe he's a fucking Chad. I'm not certain, though. Key me know.
>>27600440
He's kind of an SJW leftcuck. But yeah, he definitely has some robot relevant material.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj-B42gXcoQ
He also was working as an ice cream wagie when a band angelically rescued him from proletariat hell by asking him to be their singer.
Look at these nugget horses.
>>27600330
I hope there's some sort of nugget horse tendee to look after and tend to their needs.
>>27600352
There is but he's a pedophile. Do you still wish that he existed?
>>27600330
Why do they sit like that? Why don't they sit like dogs and just lay on their sides?
There has to be a biological explanation for this.
I fucked up, guys, I fucked up real bad. I beat the shit out of some kid 10 years younger than me because he took my shoes.
I was sunbathing in a local park when I heard snickering behind me. I paid no attention until a shadow loomed over me. I jerked up and saw the little bastard and his friend running away with my Roshes. So I gave chase. I've been running for fun this past year so I was able to catch up pretty quick even in my sockfeet. I tackled the laughing little fucker to the ground, and he looked terrified. I think in some sort of instinct, he held the shoes close to his chest. That was when I saw red and began pummeling his face. His friend had long run away, I don't think he saw me tackle his friend.
After about fifteen seconds of hitting him, I stopped, grabbed my shoes, and looked. The kid was all fucked up, bleeding from his nose, split upper lip, bruised cheek, etc. I fucking ran for my life. Luckily I was parked a few blocks away so I'm positive nobody saw my car.
How fucked am I exactly? This park was fairly local but I don't have to go back there ever again. I've been holed up in my apartment for the past two days terrified to go outside for fear of reprisal. What should I do?!
Just make sure he doesn't remember your face.
turn yourself into the police, you monster.
>>27600120
Do your shopping somewhere non-local, don't wear the same clothes in public for a long time , don't go back to that beach for a year
>can hear my brother hitting things and banging objects in his room
>his gf is sobbing
>I'm a NEET autist who only wears a dressing gown and has never been in one fight ever
I'm in a bit of a pickle, lads
>>27600111
>A female
>Your sister
I fail to see the part where you should be caring.
Who cares. He wouldn't be beating her if she hadn't done something to deserve it.
>>27600111
>I'm a NEET autist who only wears a dressing gown
What?
What are you supposed to do when she says "I love you" but you're not ready to say it back?
>>27600097
You should always be ready to tell your mom you love her, anon.
Make a humourous joke like
>I love me too
>>27600113
Fuck, am I autistic, because that sounds like both a terrible and good idea
/pol/ was right
yesterday we went out
we were 3 boys and 3 girls
well
these 3 girls , when drunk, had kissed (with tongue) and maybe sucked the cunt of each other
also the 3 girls wanted to fuck desesperatly the guy 1, one girl even sit on his lap and started rubbing his dick
on the other hand, the guys 2 and me, had never had kissed any of these girls and will never
seriously what if the muslims are right?
>people go for the hottest person within a group
STOP THE PRESSES
>>27600071
Stuff like this makes me want to give up on life. No matter how hard I try I will never be good enough for a girl.
>>27600071
>seriously what if the muslims are right?
The Muslims take it way, way too far and also polygamy sucks.
Who is the best instagramfu to look at pictures of on your phone when the weight of the world drags you down and you feel like crying?
I don't know if it's a girl or a guy but whatever they're pretty. Life would have been easier if I were this pretty. I hate life.
Pic related is the supreme instagramfu
>>27600073
It's a girl.
>>27600098
she's very pretty too yeah ;_;
Which 4chan boards are you robots currently broswing on a regular basis? Which ones did you use to broswe but eventually left them?
Right now I only go to /a/, /r9k/ and /gsg/ on /vg/.
Used to go to /v/ and /pol/ but they're complete utter shit right now. Also /ss13g/ on /vg/ which isn't really that bad but I stopped caring about the game.
/r9k/ /x/ /vg/
>>27599978
/ck/ /diy/ /out/ /tg/ /r9k/
Mostly /r9k/.
I used to be a regular on /a/ a few years ago, but I stopped watching anime. Before that I was on /jp/ a lot (back when it was Japan - General) but grew tired of all the Touhou threads.
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