Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4275. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4275. page
Who are the worst posters on /r9k/?
>femanons
>homosexuals
>white knights, orbiters and other femanon enablers
>men who think they are girls unironically
>>27592993
tripfags tbqh
I would double the amount of each of those posters listed if it meant no more tripfags
>>27592993
ALL OF THEM
REMOVE NOW
>>27592993
UNDERATED POST UNDERATED POST
What's that one anime where the protagonist is a loser, but a bunch of hot anime girls are trying to ride his dick anyway?
>>27592882
Literally all of them prolly
>>27592882
>What's that one anime where the protagonist is a loser, but a bunch of hot anime girls are trying to ride his dick anyway?
Oreimo
>>27592897
It's pretty much every modern anime that involves some dick hopping women (legs optional and of many varieties and numbers) and that one guy who's so normie you couldn't ree at him hard enough to say he is.
What's with all the normie threads?
This place is infected. They'll claim that they've always been here, and I don't really believe nor care. They're the most aggressive memers/shitposters. All their threads are always either the same /soc/ bullshit or bait
>just now realizing that this is normie central
wew this board has been shit for a while
this is now the /sex and relationshits/ board. it is filled both with le red pill virgins who hate women and sex yet obsess over them and failed normies who make fun of the virgins and brag about fucking std ridden club sloots.
>tfw no lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, itlog cracking, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>27592751
pinoy girls are hot as fuck, why is this ugly slag a meme? she is average to slightly above average at best
welcome back, my friend.
>>27592751
she doesnt exist
oc baby
>create fembot thread during evening, leave computer and come back midnight
>300+ replies
>robots arguing among each other over dicks, height, whether fembots can be robots and other shit
>>27592605
>get IP to /r9k/ server
>post on 9minecraft kikebook page
>goes to shit
>write in my planner to be happy today
>be suicidal instead
>Roasties who live in the house next to the block of apartments comment how everyone here is on drugs
>Have never taken drugs apart from perscribed
>Somehow both of the roasties cars suffer 4 flat tyres the next day
>Such unfortunate luck :^}
Show me your flirting skills
My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?
I could, but I won't, and you can't make me.
>>27592592
Give me your numberORIGINAL COMMENT
>you listen to the Blade Runner soundtrack
>she let's Chad blow a huge load on her back
>>27592545
why Blade Runner?
>>27592559
Because I'm listening to it right now
>>27592545
>you eat a piece of pie
>Chad gets her whole pie
ITT: Post youtube videos that make you laugh that get totally lost on normies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl6R5ROEaDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFVOujljglw
>norm mcdonald
>kassemg
>le lonely island
>funny
No, Anon.
You ARE the normies.
>>27592583
>Not getting the fact that it was Norm riffing on normie "comedians"
you are the fucking normie macdonald
Who here /uglyasfuckbutfinewithit/?
Butt fuckin ugly by traditional standards. Yet i don't think I can complain about it.
>>27592341
Only fools who still have hope for normiedon feel bad about their looks. I don't give a shit.
>>27592360
This. I'm a homely 6/10 and don't give a fuck about dating or any of that other bullshit.
I used to be fairly handsome, but time really ripped me a new one. So no, I'm not dealing with it too well yet. I'll adjust, but it might take awhile.
>tfw squeezing your nose and watching all the blackhead cheese come squirting out of your pores
truly the best feel
This is most definitely the best feeling ever
ive actually never done this. how do i know if i have blackheads?
I smell the squeezings on my finger everytime
>be me
>text cute girl
>she starts blabbing about the bible
>we eventually reach common ground
>she invites me to a party
>party is too far, cant go
>ask her if she wants to meet up in little tokyo
>says she dosn't have a ride
>tfw cant drive that far
>ask her if we could meet up somewhere close to where she lives next week
SHE INVITES ME TO HER FUCKING CHURCH AND SAYS SHE WANTS ME TO MEET HER PASTOR.
J U S T
U
S
T
What's the problem, you can meet a cute girl and stop being an atheist degenerate and live an overall happier life. Stop being so edgy and just be open minded. You might discover something new.
>>27592315
However, I am not an atheist.
>>27592353
Oh. I misunderstood, are you upset because you just want a quick bang? If so... Just tell her you're not interested to save her time.
Holy fuck, /r9k/ was right. Men are at a huge disadvantaged when it comes to dating.
Proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M
men will fuck anything that moves, while women are more picky. this is not women's fault. men are the ones with low standards.
>>27592359
If women liked men as much as men like women this wouldn't matter. Women are heartless ungrateful cunts.
>>27592359
No, men have average standards.
Women have sky high standards because they are prissy little shits with inflated egos and self worth. I guess men are partly to blame for becoming pussywhipped and allowing this unacceptable female behavior to rise, but it's still your meme gender largely responsible you fucking roast cunt.
>I play sports
>kicks the ball off to buttfuck Egypt nowhere near the goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
>>27592249
>kicks the ball off to buttfuck Egypt nowhere near the goal
Holy shit XD I never noticed that
Garret is the most deluded cuck to have ever lived. I don't care what else you try and tell me. Fuck that literal fedora tipping autistic retard
>>27592370
He's already been proven to be a cuck. Someone on here found her Instagram, and no surprise, Chads everywhere.
>>27592249
garrett hate thread? garrett hate thread.
would you pay $80/hr to snuggle?
Nope, 80$ gets me an hour long massage.
Snuggling is lazy af.
I would pay up to 200 probably
No. I'd have more fun with a bottle of scotch at that price, or burning off an afternoon's worth of ammo at the target range. I get it though. Some people need that kind of intimacy.
How do I find a trap friend with benefits?
>that nose
be careful anon
>>27592252
>Implying not all traps are the eternal Jew in the form of feminine benisI fell for the Jewish boipussy plot too ;-;
>>27592180
You'll never find an answer to this because tranny chasing is prohibited on the most relevant board to ask.
