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>talk to girl for 5 minutes
>imagine life together
that's a pretty normal thing to do, not autistic
>>27591439
>fall for a girl
>never talk to her ever again because I don't know what to say
>see short qt girl
>want to pick her up, hug her, put her back down, and walk away
fuck you short girls
my gf saw some racist tweets I made and now she turned all my friends against me beause i support trump
Childless single redneck man who masturbates to anime BTFO!!!
>>27591419
>supporting trump
you know how I know you're a teenager?
>>27591435
Dude I'm fucking 19 give me a break.
>>27591433
Fuck you.
My girlfriends bitten and spanked ass before I fucked her
How's your Saturday night going robots?
>>27591324
> my girlfriend
The worst part is OP is going to eventually drop her, and some robot is going to get the leftovers without being aware her ex posted her nudes online (let alone her being open to it.)
This fucking world.
>>27591324
nice ballsack
>>27591324
should have bitten her in the clit lad
>hey anon, you like my new tattoo??
Why do normies like that picture of a leaf so much?
>>27591289
>*licks it*
>yeah, it's quite tasty
>>27591306
i don't get the leaf
you don't even smoke the leaf, you smoke the flower, why isnt the weed symbol a nug?
Show your hand robots, let's see if you are a failed Chad or a potential boi pussy
how the fuck did they get "five times higher profits"
what would that have to do with your fingers, if they said "more willing to take risks" it would make sense
>>27591269
this graph does not show that homosexuality is low testosterone driven males
I know and think the 2d4d is interesting science.
My index finger is bigger than my ring finger, where do I fit in?
>female roomate went out to go to a party tonight
>knew I was staying home aloneas always
>asked me to move her clothes from the washer to the dryer when they finished
>10 minutes left
Give me strength bros
Im trying really hard not to perv on her :/
so just wash them after you're done with them, obviously you have access to a washing machine and a dryer
or don't wash them and see if she ends up with a mystery baby 9 months down the road :^)
>>27591140
Cum in one of her panties and post pics
>>27591140
post pics of roommate so we know what level of pain you are in
lol its a saturday night and u faggots are on here in ur rooms. while im at the bar
You're still sad and alone like the rest of us OP
I'm enjoying a $200 scotch tonight. Have fun at your dirty bar with the swill that's on tap.
>>27591087
>u faggots are on here
and you're here with us, because you and that bar aren't good enough of a fit
daily reminder that if you're under 5'8'' that you're completely fucked
even anime girls don't like manlets
>5'8.25"
Phew! But
>shit posture
>total autist
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27590865
>even anime girls don't like manlets
That's completely false and you know it
Anime girls have a diverse array of likes and attractions and happen to be real people, unlike 3D girls who are instinctual animals
>>27590865
>5'8 when I stand up completely straight and don't slouch
heh, yeh, fucking manlets
>you have to be a chad to have a gf
>muh bad genetics
>people are mean
>i'm a good guy that's why girls don't date me
>i'm naturally ugly
Step up faggots,these are words coming from a borderline slightly strange person,i can inform you that you can have as many girls as you want without being a chad
Most chads or normies i know don't even have girlfriends but i'm getting cute ones and i'm not ripped or anything
FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27590739
>doesn't read the whole post
>>27590753
>posts about fucking women
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEE SCUMMMMMMM
So many of you probably missed this but I finally found an upload of the video - a New Zealand news station doing a report on /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCYGQEcpJ5k
>>27590646
>showing that obviously fake as fuck video of a guy in a mask and a guy stuffing his face from "the dark net"
wew normies
>>27590646
>all these vocaroos in the background
>the DARK WEB
>the wojak and pepe edits
comedy gold
>nothing you say can come back to get you
:)
![tumblr_mdumov5n6z1qeynhvo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/84AnMZo.jpg "tumblr mdumov5n6z1qeynhvo1 1280[1]")
Why are people so butthurt about the Nazis?
http://www.npr.org/2014/05/29/317034126/degenerate-exhibit-recalls-nazi-war-on-modern-art
>The Nazis considered Jewish art collectors and dealers a major force behind the success of modernist art. Works depicting outsiders - Jews or blacks (jazz was also considered degenerate) or anyone unhealthy, neurotic or suffering - were also targets of their disapproval. So even though there were only six Jewish artists in the original exhibition, such non-Jews as the Bavarian Ernst Ludwig Kirchner (an innovative colorist), the Austrian master Oskar Kokoschka and the fanciful Swiss artist Paul Klee were also the objects of attack. Their art was removed from museums, and thousands of so-called degenerate works were destroyed. Kirchner committed suicide in 1938.
They were just being edgy. Apparently normies can't handle the banter very well.
>>27590606
A lot of that stuff was legitimately shit art though, inb4 libtards come in to defend modern art
Liberals get pissed when you insinuate that the public should not pay for their shit and ejaculate smeared on athe canvas. Not one of them as a single non-vapid though in their brains, and they didn't like the Nazi's calling them on that.
Apparently in the Entartete Kunst exhibition the Nazis also shitposted on the walls next to the paintings, blowing them the fuck out:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_art
>There were slogans painted on the walls. For example:
>Insolent mockery of the Divine under Centrist rule
>Revelation of the Jewish racial soul
>An insult to German womanhood
>The ideal - cretin and whore
Deliberate sabotage of national defense
>German farmers - a Yiddish view
>The Jewish longing for the wilderness reveals itself - in Germany the Negro becomes the racial ideal of a degenerate art
>Madness becomes method
>Nature as seen by sick minds
>Even museum bigwigs called this the "art of the German people"
/r9k/ i've finally figured out what will allow me to steal a trifling morsel of joy while immersed in despair! i have found a purpose/dream/goal to work toward for the first time ever! i want to be the "LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!!" guy at important and sensational boxing matches performed around the world....i can't think of an easier, comfyer job. the thing is....do i have a fucking chance in hell or should i just hero in penance for daring to think above my destined station in life??
>be 27
>be nigbot
>always been good at public speaking/writing...ostracized by society for not conforming to the ghetto values i was surrounded by all my life
save me bros
bumpf
You should probably kill yourself right now.
maybe try to get in at small productions who don't have a ring announcer, you could bring your own sound system. let's get ready to rumble is copyrighted though I think.
Have you ever hit an animal with your car, r9k?
I don't understand that comic
>>27590479
A woman cheats on her husband with a virgin, his cat gets hit by a car.
>>27590440
got the rest of this comic?
Bots I need your help.
>Dog made a mess in my bed after taking medicine.
>I have no blankets anymore, wtf do I do.
>Ask my mom for some blanket or something.
>She opens some wardrobe and takes a pristine new pink floral beedsheet / blanket combo thing.
I also should tell you anons one of the reasons I'm worried, I kinda bought some girl clothes and makeup but I hid it well I think.
Do you bots think she knows?
Why would she get me some super girly stuff out of nowhere? Why would she have that shit, new stuff in the box to be more precise, lying around?
Did I fuck up and my mom think I'm a tranny?
Help anons, this is the picture of the stuff she got me.
She also said:
>Oh anon, I only have this one it's pink but you won't mind, right?
>>27590372
No-one cares you dumb fruitcake
>>27590372
>anime girl sissy ERP thread
FUCK
OFF
I want a girlfriend that looks like this.
I will not die happy unless I have experienced my penis enter the body of a beautiful woman.
What can I do? I don't have social skills or money.
>>27590319
Get money, it's easier to get than social skills and negates the need for them.
You aren't cut out for a gf little guy, I'll take care of her for you
>>27590319
just save your pennies, eventually you will have enough money for a young prostitute
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