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/r9k/ i've finally figured out what will allow me to steal a trifling morsel of joy while immersed in despair! i have found a purpose/dream/goal to work toward for the first time ever! i want to be the "LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE!!!" guy at important and sensational boxing matches performed around the world....i can't think of an easier, comfyer job. the thing is....do i have a fucking chance in hell or should i just hero in penance for daring to think above my destined station in life??
>be 27
>be nigbot
>always been good at public speaking/writing...ostracized by society for not conforming to the ghetto values i was surrounded by all my life
save me bros
bumpf
You should probably kill yourself right now.
maybe try to get in at small productions who don't have a ring announcer, you could bring your own sound system. let's get ready to rumble is copyrighted though I think.
>>27590616
At least this guy has goals you NEET loser
sounds awesome
it probably wouldn't be too hard to get into a position like that
>>27590737
thanks anon...I'm completely at a loss as to where i'd even begin. what kind of credentials do you need to scream a sentence at a crowd using dramatic inflections!
>>27591130
good voice, lots of experience, prestige, panache
>>27591127
i hope it's feasible. i haven't felt this kind of anticipation/hopefulness since i was a tiny little kid
>>27591220
that's just it though, how does one gain relevant experience for such a position? the fuck do i just start dramatically narrating everyday life and hope i get noticed...what would i even put in my google search bar
>>27591287
find some interviews I'm sure the buffers or jimmy lennon have talked about how they started
>>27591373
>commencing knowledge quest, search term "jimmy lennon"
