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HOLY FUCK DOODS I JUST BOUGHT AN ORCHID THAT IS NATIVE TO MY AREA SO I CAN FUCKING PLANT IT IN THE GROUND.
I have no one else to tell this too but I'm really excited and I wanted to show someone
If dubs, name it Jockel, der Gartenteichspringbrunnen
Now I know you live in Kentucky.
Shouldn't be too hard to gather the rest of the information I need.
One domino falls, they all fall.
Nice. Update us with your progress. Looking solid, tight, slick.
Anyone have the other variation?
Why did you have to remind me of these feels OP?
>>27585470
>Daiz contemplates 3DPD
>>27585470
The second one looks like a spiteful 40year old roast. Real women can be pretty I mean seriously the first image looks like it could be almost real like a 16 year old girl. The second is fugly as hell nigger.
What do you guys think of this? Also do black women like short white guys? Asking for a friend
>>27585382
I'm 160cm tall and my spirit is crushed
that's all
>>27585500
>I'm 160cm tall and my spirit is crushed
why? just don't go for stacy-types
>>27585544
I don't know how to talk to women I'm attracted to.
I can't even get in bed with a slut, how the fuck am I gonna go for an actually good woman?
Even more than the absurdity of societal and media-based pressures, the eternal weight of the entire uncaring universe crushes us.
Worse than physical pain is the creeping idea that you are nothing, no, that you are lower than nothing. That you are some new sort of word that has not been coined yet, a word that means: "Absolutely Irrelevant in Every Way."
Think about it. When you die, there will be no Heaven or Hell, no new world, only darkness. No, worse than darkness. You will cease to exist.
Can you imagine that? Can you imagine not existing? Of course you can't. To your "miraculous" mind, it is a shrieking, swirling void of a thought, an ancient disk inserted into the wrong console, displaying nothing but static and electronic screams. You can't imagine it, and neither can I.
Those idiots, those pretty idiots. Looking at their phones and reading their books and talking to each other as if any of it meant anything. As if the entire sum of their life's experiences couldn't be wiped out in the blink of an eye.
Some of them pretend to know what we feel. They weep when bad things happen, unaware that they'll feel better in a week or so. Or maybe in a few years, they will have forgotten this feeling.
We have not forgotten. They have only stuck a finger in the water, whereas we have dived all the way in, and now we have forgotten how to swim back out.
We are drowning, drowning down here.
Save us, please, someone save us.
Save us, please. We don't want to enter the nothingness from whence we came. We don't want to stop existing, we don't want to be erased and forgotten and built over and hidden. We want to live, we want to breathe, just like them. We want to be accepted, but more than that, we want to forget the eternal weight our gift of sentience has given us.
Save us.
Save me
Must suck to have this worldview. So many assumptions too senpai
2edgy4me desu
like, dude, have you thought, like, there could be, like, an entire universe in, like, every atom? like, dude
Whats your favorite TV series and why is it Mr. Robot?
>>27585098
What in the fuck is this shit even supposed to be?
>>27585098
DUDE SOCIETY MAN SOCIETY SMOKE WEED GUCCI LMAO
just summed up the show for you ;)
>>27585098
>C**K SOCIETY
You can't make this shit up
I've seen too many bullshit redflag threads and it's beginning to piss me off. You picky little shits have absurd standards, yet you don't weed out crazy bitches.
Dyed hair isn't that big of a deal, (some folks think it's funny, others like to try new things).
I'll start with my list
>smokes cigarettes
>not from an educated background (i.e. parents didn't go to college or don't have professional jobs, no blue collar)
>does illicit drugs (weed is tolerable, but in moderation)
>has no identifiable father
>has issues at home (i.e. abusive parents, alcoholic parents, controlling parents)
>has sold herself for drugs/ only dated someone for material goods
>dated much older dudes in the past
>only goal in life is to have children or expects you do everything
> life is consumed by mainstream media
>doesn't like animated shows/video games or thinks they are childish (I have worked at videogame studios and vfx houses in the past
>not interested in other cultures
>extreme anger fits
>any racist tenancies or racists parents
Am I missing anything?
Inb4 buttmad stormfags charge this thread
here is a true red flag
>>27584961
Can you explain how the controlling parents one would affect me if I'm dating her?
>drinking
>not saving her virginity for marriage
>tatooes or piercings other than earings
Anyone else afraid even going to prostitute? I think I'd sperg out even then
>>27584637
There was one time that I got close to being with a prostitute, but I pussied out when they said to wait in a park and a tranny sat down
>>27584637
>this banana is rotten
>>27584637
I don't like touching other people or even being around them and cant handle intimacy, I'd pay money to not have to have sex if I had to
Let's pretend for a moment that you finally find the woman of your dreams, she's everything you've ever wanted and you couldn't be happier.
You come home one day and receive word that she's been raped by some Tyrone (and had an orgasm too, though she'll never tell you that).
What do you do?
I'd be inclined to leave her to twist in the wind after something like that.
I know this is bait, but either way you're fucking trash.
Kill yourself
Help her through it because she is likely traumatized.
Why would you leave an women that you love because she was sexually assaulted
>>27584533
Because she's not mine anymore, she gave herself to Tyrone.
That's no better than if she cheated on me.
Why do people gawk at you?
>>27584452
I wear retro
>>27584495
How like?
People have gawked at me, and the reason is simple enough: I am a bizarre looking person, an atypical one (and not in a positive sense).
People have an inherent fascination with those who fall outside of the normal spectrum. In bygone eras, this fascination was satisfied with sideshows that displayed freaks. Those who exist within the normal spectrum satisfied their curiosity with these shows, perhaps affirming their place within the normal realm by contrasting themselves with the others.
Of course, times have changed and we have become more sensitive. Those primal desires still exist, and people satisfy them as circumstance dictates. Thus, as people encounter me, they are able to enjoy the wealth of benefits provided by a sideshow simply by looking a little longer than politeness would ordinarily dictate.
"There but for the grace of God" and it doesn't even cost you the price of admission any longer. Just a glance that lasts just a little bit too long. How could I begrudge a person a bargain like that?
Wearing hats or beanies in public?
Id like to be able to wear them, but faggy teenagers and liberal numales/SJWs have completely ruined them.
So what's r9k's opinion about hats and beanies? Degenerate or no?
>>27584438
If you wear hats for fashion you're fedora-tier.
If you wear them because it's cold outside or bright as fuck or to hide your greasy fuckin hair because you didn't feel like showering that's fine.
Nothing wrong with a baseball cap in summer and a beanie in winter, it helps hide my balding and is easier than trying to style my hair just so for the same effect
i wear a cap because im lazy and apathetic about my hair
An average white woman in 2016 has the same sex market value as a 7/10 billionaire white male. This is fact. If a slim white girl killed you no one would give a fuck. If you killed a slim white girl you would be publicly lynched and your abhorrent crime would lead to 15 new laws being instated.
>>27584411
>This is fact
Then certainly you can provide a source to this fact.
>>27584439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M
>>27584467
A youtube tinder "experiment" isn't a source.
Sorry sir we have a no singles policy.
>americucks can't go to the movies by themselves
>>27584396
Then check these dubs.
>>27584538
jesus christ, kill yourself fucking faggot
original comment desu
I CANT TAKE THIS GFLESS KHV LIFE ANYMORE
SOMEBODY SAVE ME
SAVE ME
S A V E M E
PLEASE
ANYONE
HELP
HE E L P
IDONT WANT OT LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE
IM SO FUCKING LONELY
I HAVE NOTHING
HELP
>>27584226
I am alone too, my friend.
>>27584332
hel pme
help me
i dont want to die like this
i want to live areal life
help
i just want someone to love me
WE are too alone, dont be silly dont hurt your self
Here's why I'm going to hell.
>Be me
>2010
>My great grandfather was at our house
>He was in WWII, but he fought for the USSR
>Because of this every once in a while I would put anti-soviet Nazi propaganda and play the Nazi anthem
>One day, April fools
>I decide to dress my friend as a Nazi and had him point a gun at him
>Triggered his PTSD
>He kicked my friend in the balls and walked out as fast as he could
>When my parents found out my dad beat me so bad I started bleeding
>My friend stooped talking to me
>Most regrettable part is my great grandfather died months after that
>I never apologized
>A few weeks ago, I was cleaning the attic
>I look though his stuff
>Metals, letters, bullets, etc
>Had my grandfather translate the letters
>"...I only hope that when I die, I'm surrounded by a loving an respectful family." he said in a note he wrote while he was in Poland
I feel like absolute shit, but some of you guys must have done something as bad, right?
I really wonder what part of hell I'm going to.
>>27584187
what the fuck anonfucking what the fuck mate
>>27584187
burn i hell you son of a hero.
your grandfather in the level of heaven meant for herosis watching you waste your life that he fought to preserve.
you will never get the chance to apologize in hell you asshole.
if i ever see you im going to spit in your face.
>>27584187
What you're going to hell for is stealing my memes, you faggot.
>tfw its my birthday
>25
>spending it alone
the cake I bought doesnt even taste good
>>27583926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02wHP2wPFM2
25 and you're still not used to it?
I'm going to live forever so I can suffer this mortal coil for eternity
