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Why do you feggots like traps so much?
>>27589141
Mix of wanting something feminine to be with you even though females don't want you mixed with the desire to be a little girl myself.
>>27589141
they are hot as fuck
>/r9k/ claims to love traps
>Start trapping
>Still noverbally abusivebf
What the fuck is with all the cargo shorts hate? "Autism clothes" my ass. Have any of you heard of function over form? Cargo shorts are literally the best item of clothing. They are invulnerable to sharp sticks and snags, loose, don't outline your penis, don't stick to you with sweat, limitless pocket space. I'm sick of this meme.
>>27589101
>cargo shorts
Hello 2006
because too many non-Chads were looking like bad asses in their cargo shorts, so the fashionista had to put an end to it before somebody mistook you for someone important.
nobody is arguing about the functionality of cargo shorts.
>>27589164
This. So many jealous faggots on here will tell you not to do things that can easily score you pussy. Theylll tell you not to get piercings, tattoos, and not wear certain articles of clothing that immediately appeal to a womens novelty factor. The only one theyve been right about is fedoras. Dont ever wear a fucking fedora.
why don't you guys just eat your feelings away?
greasy delicious food will never lie to you or cheat on you or turn you down for a job.
>>27588944
Because not being fat is the only thing left I have going for me.
>>27588944
i became noticeably happier when i stopped doing exactly this
a garbage plate solves all my problems
Think about the fact, that Chad can get almost any girl to suck him off like that, while many people in here are KHV despite treating women with respect and like actual human beings, while chad only sees them as walking pocket pussies....
Yet "Nice Guy" is basically an insult amongst women....
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/13-reasons-why-nice-guys-are-the-worst#.xglV5g11v
>and they somehow are still oblivious as towhat made Elliot go berzerk
>>27588910
>Treating women with respect
>On /r9k/
You fucking serious?
>>27588910
>despite treating women with respect and like actual human beings
Permavirgins think this is what women want.
Stay cucked future betabux
>>27588981
I know no male virgin in real life, who does not treat women with respect. Yet they are all 20+ BJ less virgins... strange stuff.
is there anything more cringe than tumblr art?
>>27588836
>they're all slim and white
>tumblr art
>>27588836
>trans anything
I want this to end
I want it all to end
>>27588836
Why did they change genders?
Also beedrill's body looks longer than butterfree, why did he become a typical compensating manlet?
There's one thing I don't understand about Chads:
If they can have any girl they want at any time, the cream of the crop readily available to them; why do they all have this weird almost obsessive fixation for awkward, frumpy, nerdy, kinda ugly girls that are way way below their league?
Just why?
>>27588724
fembot here
that never happens
>>27588724
Nice try, roastie. Accept that she is pretty and you are not.
>>27588724
Low hanging fruit.
>"Do you want to maybe come back to mine for some coffee or something? Oh I don't know. That's what people say isn't it? I don't really drink coffee either, but what should I say!? No I don't mind, I like how frank you are, I find it endearing. So are you going to come up to my dorm and try to kiss me after a couple minutes of nervous conversation or not!?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WybSSagVvoU ]
>>27588713
Too soon you asshold
>"BIGG BROOOOOOO~ I NEED THE NEW FINAL FANTASY, PLEASE BUY IT, PLEAAAAASEEEEEEE BIG BROOOOO"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrZeAUuEFkY
>>27588746
Cry more, you little faggot. I hope someone throws acid in her face.
Anyone else think they're handsome but that it confers them little to no benefit for reasons such as the following:
- not white
- not tall
- no money
- autistic
Honestly, I get the impression it's only useful when paired with a $WAG YOLO kind of dumb personality.
You're not actually handsome you dope.
If you're not white then you probably lose a lot of the passive benefits of physical attractiveness. Being socially awkward can sometimes be a good thing if you're about 20 or younger.
>>27588653
Yeah im handsome but aspergers
The aspergers is the biggest deal, being not white doesnt matter if you live in America and are handsome. Being tall doesnt matter if you stay away from dating websites online where women are insanely choosey and will pass you up. No money is a pretty big one though, because women expect men to have an apartment and a car and expendable cash as they get older, if you date younger girls though they care less about this.
Autism and aspergers is the biggest hurdle though mainly because women hardly ever pursue a guy they like so its all up to you. When i still went to school and worked everyday i would get girls after me all the time. But now since its up to me i never leave the house and never meet any girls so the chances of meeting someone is even more small.
Let's have a daily reminder.
My mom doesn't live with me, I was raised by a single father, so your copypasta fails right off the bat.
>>27588396
s/mother/father
Speaks for yourself loser you disgusting normal slime. Enjoy working at McDonalds you fucking faggot. these people may live unfortunate lives due to circumstances they aren't in control of, but you put in the effort to be the biggest dirtbag and pour salt on an open wound. Literally go fuck yourself you fucking prick. What have you made out of your life? Are you some great inventor? Your life has equal of significance as these guys here in comparison to our reality. You, me, and them are all equal. So just shut your mouth and leave them the fuck alone
What is it you hate about women?
I don't, I hate men who whiteknight
>>27588214
I hate that they're responsible for modern feminism
>>27588232
You don't hate women at all?
>be me
>in highschool
>quiet loner who gave short answers
>always saw other people chatting and laughing
>somethings they would say something to me or about me and I would respond weakly
>always thought they talked to me because they had some obligation to be nice to me
>thought I hated it and preferred if they left me alone
>as the time went by they basically stopped
>I was practically a ghost in the class
>only one teacher tried to keep me relevant but everyone just nodded and that was it
>started missing social interaction
>never thought they truly wanted to befriend me
>thought of myself as boring and useless
>most of them didnt know me before
>wondering if they were just testing me to see what kind of person I was
Did anyone ever have my experiences in highschool and life in general? I have a few more thoughts and I will share them if anyone wants
I see. Im feeling it again online
>i will share them if anyone wants
you still here op? post em
>>27588493
Bless your soul. I will try
BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP
"Ew! Anon, come quick and sniff this one... It smells kind of like onions."
>>27588170
*takes a big whiff*
mmmmmmm
What degenerate keeps posting these threads? It's fucking disgusting.
Mmm yummy, please mistress can I have more??? :->
I looove ur pussy farts they're stinki n smexy hehe
>tfw full
>want to eat more
How do I stop this anxiety?
>anxiety
But that's not what it is.
Eat healthier or work out more to accompany eating more food. If you're morbidly obese then the underlying issues are more serious than just wanting to eat more food.
>>27588060
Anxiety is neutral biological energy.
Put it to fucking use or else you're mind will crank up its war machine and tear itself apart. The mind is the body and not some ethereal spirit shit so when you put your body to work expelling energy the mind will drop in intensity.
Some fatties (like I used to be) crave more and more calories because the anxiety is keyed into the fight or flight responses. You are literally eating to supply your organism with energy for the next anxiety attack.
>>27588182
Fuck off and let me die
hey robots
fembot here
BLEASE BEE MY GF
be my mom?
MARRY ME RN!!!!11!1!1
I would cut my dick off in exchange for 7/10 gf
I would wait until marriage for a virgin gf.
That's a man. Ew
>>27587905
but what would you do with your gf once handholding, making out, hugging/cuddling gets old?
