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How do Easterners feel about us? I fear that we're just niggers to you. Japs don't give care to learn English, but maybe some Chinamen know enough to give an answer. And no, westernized slopes ain't worth a damn ITT. You keep your mouth shut and let the real Asians talk.
Pic related I guess
>>27587902
There are very few non westernized asians on this board. Why would a chinese guy in china spend any time on this website?
meh they aren't so great
>>27587952
>Why would a chinese guy in china spend any time on this website?
Because he knows English, and maybe wants to hone his language skills????
I can't speak for anyone else, but if anyone from the Sinosphere can communicate with us, they would probably be Ethnic Chinese.
I took too much LSD, what should I do?
>>27587669
this pic reminds me of ness's signature psi move in earthbound. were that game's visuals inspired by lsd?
>>27587743
>the game's visuals
Nope, the entire game was.
>>27587743
Yep
Should I take a shower?
Already took some benzos, vomit a bunch of times to avail
who else /paranoid/?
ya me what happened OP
>>27587577
Depends. Give an example of how paranoid you are.
>>27587577
>>27587768
>5 years ago pepper sprayed some junkie who tried to rob me
>"what if he somehow got to know my identity and is planing revenge"
>find youtube channel i really like
>from the perspective of a normalfag it's an advice channel for teenagers, but in the eyes of a robot it's a ticket to becoming a normie
>watch all of their videos
>come to their most recent video, titled: "How to Move on and Find Closure"
>watch it, it's really good, can't wait until the next video
>suddenly get hit with a wave of dread, check the upload date
>2 May 2014
I'm shaking guys, I can't let these people out of my life.
>>27587532
was it watch well cast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr8ZSH3eghs
>>27587576
Yes, it was. I can't take this, they fucking need to come back.
post educational videos ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHfItkYyCCk
Is there any way to know if the oriental massage parlor near me is going to provide me with a handjob? Of course I don't want an actual massage.
I tried looking up reviews online to see if someone would subtly hint at such a thing but nobody did.
If I post their numbers will brave anons call and ask for me? Its not illegal to ask is it?
google "rubmaps"
>>27588058
I love you anon. I'm going to get an asian girl to jerk me off next week. I'm so happy.
>>27587319
>>27588058
>>27588326
Bait. You need a premium membership for that shizz
its fucking snowing and thundering out at the same time what is this phenomenon robots
>>27587165
use some head and shoulders
>>27587165
>that beard
>those eyes
Fuck off fucking Chad
>>27587562
I knew someone was going to say that. You do realize that his only good features are his eyes and 5 o'clock shadow, right? He has a big nose, a round face with a weak jaw, long greasy hair, and seems to be moderately chubby.
Lads,
If a guy is 5'8 and wants to fuck a 5'11" hot mess with anorexia, what are his chances? Pic related.
You look pathetic m8t. I feel sorry for you. desu
Manlets can make it work IF they go full tough-short-guy mode AND their personality is on point.
>>27587151
Curl bro get the fuck out
Should I send it to her? I could genuinely use advice, friends.
She likes me but has had a boyfriend since we've basically "known" eachother, like 8 months. We were friends in highschool but I moved away, then moved back & she was already dating him. I told her I was "in love with" her in december. All of my highschool friends had shifted to being through her. A week ago after not talking for a month I sent her a text that said basically "I'm sorry, I know things aren't going to work out. I hope your life turns out well. I love you. Goodbye." When we talked last before that was us driving around together & she got like tears in her eyes after singing this song & stuff. She obviously still liked me. I would not lie to you: her boyfriend is a literal cuck who treats her like his mom.
Secret santa was an xmas event we planned together & she told me to come to after the I-love-you thing. She was trying to play off like "oh wow you really need to come because this other girl is really into you". The girl who was my secret santa was into me but is a literal slut & was bringing her new boyfriend to the event anyways.
Should I send this message? I feel autistic dude. I typed up like 20 of these today over the past like 3 hours.
>>27587141
Yeah man
90% of all girls secretly love admissions of true love and 35% of them actually end up leaving their current SO for the admirer
your chances of getting her are like 1/3, go for it
tl; dr
wouldn't send
Nope, the way you've written it makes me want to kill myself. Do not do it this way.
Would you date this weird sketchy gril?
Yes, but only if she doesn't have a dick
I would date anything feminine
>>27587034
She lives in San Francisco btw
Do people have better social benefits by getting /fit or getting /fa?
>>27586924
getting /fit/ just means you can make friends with other gym airheads and talk about how much you can bench and swap meal plans for those sweet gainz. Getting /fa/ doesn't really have any social benefit whatsoever
>>27586924
What kind of dumbassed question is that?
/fit
Just don't take the board here as immediate proof. Check the rest of the internet and it will become apparent.
To a fault. Being in shape and not dressing like a retard helps any person, anywhere in the world get further in life. Being a tryhard at either stops being quite as beneficial.
Where my LGBTQ+ robots at?
Is the + for HIV positive?
Over here >>>/lgbt/
now get the fuck off my board
tumblrfags can't be robots
>>27587000
>lgbt people can't be robots
>higher rates of suicide and depression than non-lgbt people
>26 years old
>NEET for the last 3 years
>ass bleeds when i take big shits
>getting drunk off malt liquor
greentext your life right now roboamigos
>>27586708
Bored and waiting to get back home so I can drink cheap and dumpster drive for food because I'm going 100% Jew for now on.
>>27586708
>20 years old
>have qt gf
>sad that uni is ending
>ass doesn't bleed
>still have crippling depression
A picture says more than a thousand words.
>no jaw
>rapidly balding
>ugly babyface
>21 y old virgin never had gf
>think I'm depressed because I constantly feel tired and lazy
>no friends left
>tfw no Nikuko gf
I'd rather have galko gf.
>>27586710
p. gross
![Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_03.37_[2016.04.02_23.51.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9Ti2T6Q.jpg "Oshiete! Galko-chan - 09 (AT-X 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4 snapshot 03.37 [2016.04.02 23.51.05]")
>>27586608
>>27586710
I prefer this one.
I suck original dicks
>Claim to be NEETs
>Don't support the one candidate who won't fuck over NEETs.
Explain yourself /r9k/.
He has no good memes.
>>27586501
I don't claim to be NEET.
I'm white and work full-time, so Trump all the way for me.
>>27586539
Do you think you're overpaid? Trump literally said that he thinks American workers are overpaid and need to be paid less to give us leverage in a "good deal" with China. You'll take a pay cut so your boss can get paid more?
who /bad skin/ here
my skin is constantly red, irritated, and flushed
my nose especially
it makes me want to fucking kill myself, it's disgusting
I use creams and moisturizers but none of them help
/Psoriasis/ here. Please kill me
>wake up
>look in the mirror
>see my skin
>go back to bed
>all of my hair follicles have two hairs growing in them instead of one
>hair is thick as fuck
>hate my hair, try to shave my whole body
>absolutely covered in bumps and scars from in grown hairs which i get constantly
please fucking kill me
