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Everyone who said "he has to be rich" just got BTFO
>>27593986
Yeah because a woman would NEVER lie to protect her reputation, right?
So I gotta be tall, huh?
fuck
Look how smug this guy is
>tfw my Father invites a whole bunch of his friends over to watch the Spurs Game
>one of his friends brings her daughter
>she is 14
>and also taller than me
>she starts making fun of me, calling me shorty and shit
>later she starts talking about her many boyfriends
>she says her longest relationship was 3 months
>I tell her that isn't a real relationship
>she calls me out and asks if I've ever even had a girlfriend
>I say no
>she says I bet you haven't even kissed a girl
>I say no, I haven't
>she starts laughing
>I sulk back to my room and play Roller Coaster Tycoon
After she left I crawled back out and ended up playing Fibbage XL with 6 of my Dad's Friends, but I figured the bullying would stop after High School, why are women such cunts?
>Haha!!! I take more dick than you!!!!!
Literally how can there be women that are so simple
You're sad over that shit?
>>27594011
You get it.
Yeah getting dick for a girl is ridiculously easy and little teenagers like to brag about dumb shit that doesn't matter
Are women as emotionally deep as men?
men let women think they are
They're not deep in general. I'm past the point of complaining about women, because we're making the mistake of expecting too much out of them.
Even with my Chad roommate, I can have conversations and discussions about the shit that's going in the world, politics, the human nature/condition, sports, interests, the inner workings of things, etc. Just interesting things that go past social media and the latest TV show. What the fuck do women talk about? Gossip. Social media drama. Shit about other people.
Women can think of absolutely nothing except for their own immediate needs and how something would benefit their social status
> Lost my virginity.
I am the happiest a human being can possibly be.
I have been suffering from depression & suicidal urges & anxiety for years.
After losing my virginity all of these issues went away and I have felt motivated to work ever since.
You robots, if you get laid your whole world changes!
>>27593644
I will get an escort when the time is right
>>27593644
How does putting your dick in a vagina change your outlook on life? It's one thing if a relationship did, or some kind of emotional experience. But just sex, really?
Congratulations. Now leave this board forever.
What do you identify as?
Be honest.
I don't know what 97% of the choices are.
>>27593640
Then fuck off, you cis-gendered shitlord.
>goy
Well I guess I know who made the list.
How is this shit okay? Why do men enable it? Not just beta orbiter and White knights, but even Chads adhere to this shit. Why do you allow it?
It's true. Big you want her pussy it's her rules.
Me? I like working women. More time for me to shitposting
>>27593363
What are you whining about now exactly.
Someone got your knickers in a bunch?
>>27593363
Just rape a bitch, who cares
Please remind me why "outline of your penis" in pant-wear is a bad thing.
First thing, I don't think anyone but women care (selective picking of which ones are horny), and if they do, why are they looking?
Guy has like a 2 incher. No wonder he works so hard on his physique
>>27593404
Does it matter? Can you answer my question?
>>27593404
>not realizing it's soft
>caring about dick size
"No wonder" you're on r9k.
>Had a pretty sweet job
>Had a cute GF
>Lotsomoney
>Still live with my parents but making so much money I literally pay for everything could move out but I like my family
>1 semester from finishing college
>Boss is a total jerk but I manage
>One day she gets super pissed and I get pissed as well
>Talk to my parents about it
>Mom said I should quit, she would support me
>Next day
>I get "fired" boss demands a letter saying how I was sorry for doing nothing
>"no"
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO
>"No, I won't do the letter, I don't even want to work here anymore"
>YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET IT, THIS IS THE BEST JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD
>"whatever, good luck finding my substitute :^)"
>Get home
>Tell my parents
>They get upset
>lolwut
>They want me to get another job
>Tell them semester just started and it's incredibly hard and besides they said they'd support me
>Turns out they would only support my decision not me as a person
>Whatever I still have a fuckton of money, tell my parents to deal with it, they get supper aggressive with me because they can't spend as much money as they used to because of bills.
>Money starts to run low so I hang out less and less with GF, after a few weeks I found out she was cheating on me with one of her best friends because "He was seeing her more than me"
>She cries and says she's sorry and that she only wanted the attention
>Fuck this bitch, dumped her on the spot, I was more hurt than her knowing she would just go back to that fag and she did, they've been dating for 2 months now.
>Sadness and despair really take a toll on my classes.
>Doing like shit
>Teachers say there's no hope for me this semester and that I should just try next year
>Get home
>Tell my parents
>They kick me out on the spot
>Move in with my grandma
>she has diabetes and could die any day now.
Fuck you.
>>27593330
this life is only about you anon. never NEVER take in consideration of others.
>>27593381
I'll take this post into consideration.
>>27593330
When things look like they couldn't get any worse , thats the point where you should push forward anon.
>tfw not a usc football player
>>27593329
Why do American football players lift their shirt up a bit like the guy in the middle?
>>27593464
to show off their abs
Anyone here go to USC? Some family members went.
>tfw mom thinks I play video games all day
>Actually just stare at my screen looking at 4chan
>she threatens to take my video games away
>haven't played a video game in forever and I'm okay with this
>probably lost all my good boy points for the week
How is you and your mom's relationship going?
I know that feek anon
>>27593320
I hate her with every fiber of my being. We still talk for the sake of keeping up appearances though.
I barely talk to her, so quite good
What does /r9k/ think of Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)?
im cwcs spiritual successor jst wait one day youll all know about me and everything ive done
The cunt makes me ashamed to have Aspergers
>>27593308
He was an autistic faggot so idiotic that I don't know if fame or required culling is necessary for people of his fate.
Nothing matters, why should I go on?
here we go with the suicide meme
>>27593431
>suicide
>meme
Suicide is a big thing in the world.
>>27593431
hey friend, suicide is serious, let's not be rude! I still love you though <3
And OP! That's right, nothing matters :D
Have fun! Do whatever you want! Try to have as much fun as you can while making sure everyone around you has fun too!
I just got my driver's license at the age of 19 but I need to buy a car. I only use my dad's car now
I'm broke as fuck, 3k is all I can spend
What should I get?
>no i wont go to /o/ because they're mean
May be a meme but go Jap for the reliability
>>27593253
Read the /o/ sticky
Narrow your options
Read reviews
Honda Civic and shut the fuck up
Any tips on how to fuck my aunt? Pics related
Let me fuck her first, where you located OP?
>>27593199
Give her some meth.
just get some drinks in her reach down and "ring the doorbell"
I want Hillary because i want someone to be the first porn-star president. teehee
It's not that I dislike her, she's just all over the place and I can't get a feel for her politically.
u tellin me Bill didnt film himself tappin that ass?
>>27593206
that's because she's a rampant liar and does whatever she can, aligns herself however she wants, to garner votes.
i'm no trump shill, but at the end of the day she's a dirty politician with way too much baggage to be a president.
