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New mene will be published today at 13:00 GMT (around 50 minutes from now). The mene will change the chan culture forever.
Stay on tune!
Thanks retard boy, I love your threads.
>>27599954
>New mene will be published today at 13:00 GMT (around 50 minutes from now). The mene will change the chan culture forever.
>Stay on tune!
Post a time down counter
>>27599979
>Post a time down counter
You mean a count down timer?
>walk into gamestop
>see this
wat do
turn 360 degrees and walk straight
>>27599738
Punch in throat.
>>27599738
THAT'S A MAN BABY
you have been muted because this comment was not original
>tfw fully agree with existentialism but don't want to be labeled an edgy teenager on the internet
>Wagecuck Existentialist
>"Do you *really* want fries with that?
>>27599484
If you fully agreed with existentialism then what are you doing on /r9k/? You're not going to find any meaning here. Just wasting your time like an edgy teenager, looking for validation from neckbeards online. Just picking the first cool sounding philosophy and making a post about it--like an edgy teenager. Don't even understand what you're talking about, do you? Stupid edge Lord.
>tfw you fully agree with nihilism but don't want to be labeled an edgy teenager on the internet
Would you suck a girl's dick? It's not gay if the penis is feminine.
>>27599414
Sucking dick is gay no matter how you spin it you degenerate homo
>>27599414
>Would you suck a girl's dick?
Definitely.
>tfw no girl dick to suck
A penis aint feminine dawg lol
Daily reminder that pussy eating is omega
Eating the ass like a deathrow inmate having his last meal is extreme test alpha
>>27599375
I can't imagine women even enjoying getting their ass eaten out. I feel like it's a meme. Women don't even have prostates to be stimulated so you can't use the 'it feels good for males so it'd feel good for women' argument.
>Eating ass
You haveshit taste.
>>27599385
Women don't like getting their buttholes licked when you could be licking clit
It's really not hard to grasp
>mfw I realized art is the most important topic in the world
>Applied to do philosophy
I'm starting to think I'm about to make a huge mistake.
Maybe I should get A-Level maths and do that instead.
Don't post in this thread.
>>27599334
fuck off, underaged sixth form faggot
Its 5 why are up
Pic related
>>27599196
Parents make me go to church and the service starts at 8, so I'd only be getting like 2 hours of sleep anyway.
It's actually 6 here. Sometimes I just wake up randomly with a sense of dread. Must be ayy lmaos
>>27599196
i went to sleep at 6pm last night and woke up at 3
>>27599220
this board is 18+
Do women enjoy sex? Or is it that they enjoy getting men other women cannot get? Men like the feel of sex. So they can be tall and handsome and still fuck a fat chick. But women can not be attractive and fuck a fat balding man. Impossible. So do women enjoy sex? Or is it all about enjoying the high status male other women want?
>>27599131
That guy looks like David Bowie.
>>27599131
Why do you care virgin not like anyone is going to touch you anytime soon.
Is that Emily Ratajkowski with her twin sister?
Not bad hey bros? Finally something good happens in my life.
No real point to this post. I don't have any friends to share my success with, and I don't want to tell my parents.
If anyone has any questions I'll stick around and answer them.
>>27599125
What kind of buisiness?
Why don't you want your parents to know? Are you planning a stealth move out when they least expect?
>>27599125
How did you do it? And i dont mean ultra secret details, just the general way you started the business.
I actually have some ideas for a product that does not exist yet (not entirely, anyway) and the potential market is huge and only going to increase.
Problem is i dont have startup money, so i wonder if i could sell my product by small quantities to some random eshop which already sells the same niche stuff.
>tfw you realize you were ugly all along
>>27598966
That feel
Picture related
>>27598966
It's sort of a relief actually. Turns out having no friends or social life isn't really my fault. I'm just ugly.
>>27598966
>tfw always knew I was ugly and never stood a chance
Welcome to Limmy's Show!
who /DeeDee/ mode here?
>>27598957
Kg of feathers >Kg of Steel
Ah dun't ged eet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_T2rM1mX9I
Is pic related an autistic outfit to wear? Also I wasn't planning to wear a graphic tee, but instead just a plain tee.
I was going for a casual look with some jeans and just a plain tee, also some dress shoes? I figured wearing sneakers would look stupid with this outfit.
>>27598842
Nothing is autistic if you're good looking. Chances are you aren't as good looking as that guy is, so it'd look like you're trying too hard.
think you have to be a chad to pulloff the dress shirt
Yes it is. Lose the blazer and the dress shoes.
Where are you on the Sexuality Triangle, Anon?
>Trapsexual
Is this supposed to be a less gay way of saying bisexual/kinda-gay-but-cant-admit-it ?
>>27598798
where does animesexual fit into this?
I havent fapped to 3d in years i cannot fit into this triangle
>>27598832
No. It is a different sexuality all together that is the same distance away from heterosexuality as homosexuality is but at a 60 degree angle.
>tfw accidentally cheated on bf and lost my virginity to someone else
>tfw never telling him
i'm sure he's going to fucking notice esp when the guy brags to every faggot friend he has
2/10 for making me reply to bait thread #12144141841
What a shame this artist copy pasted yolandis whore face on that sweet mech
Did you ever go on /soc/ and post your face on a rate thread? what did people rate you?
I'm a 6 on average it seems.
>4
The same rating obese people get.
No I did not. Also I think it is a very strange thing to do.
>>27598835
Not really. It's somewhat interesting to see other peoples personal opinions on your looks. The rating system seems off most of the time.
