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What's your suicide note going to say?
>>27604275
New Game +
>>27604275
Never understood the point of notes
blaming someone, possibly unrelated, just to fuck up his life.
Only 1$ com'on guys
Got any grapes?
>>27604274
Nah sorry man only apples, come back next time
No one wanna buy some apples? they're super cheap guys!
Just went on a date with a female yesterday for the first time.
We talked, got along, watched a movie, drove her back home, usual date stuff.
She texted me afterwards saying she really had fun and wanted to see me again real soon.
Am I saved robots?
>>27604219
Don't count your chickens before they hatch
That's cool though. Good job faggot
>inb4 she brings her nigger kid to the next date
>>27604219
if you didnt kiss her at the end of the date she doesnt want you
so i heard that the sperma generation in your body takes the most resources, so when you fap often you often need to generate new sperma
soo thats why you are always tired, so basicly you depresion is fake and you just need to be yourself
>>27604206
So you heard, ay? Care to elaborate or give some proof, you dumb meme-spouting faggot?
>>27604223
your depresion is a meme you fuckin faggot, attention whoring bitch
>>27604239
Did I say anything about depresion? This early into a thread and you are already projecting. Kudoos
Why can ugly men get hot girlfriends, but ugly women can only get average men at best?Is it because men only care about looks?
Because those ugly men are probably rich as fuck
>>27604041
That man is poor as fuck though
>>27604041
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Are you into thick girls, anon?
>>27603862
>she nor any girl of that sort of thickness will never sit on your face and fart
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>>27603862
>she will never be my gf
>nor will i ever have a gf who looks this good
>tfw every time I get a haircut I tell myself never to get a haircut again
about to go get a haircut brobots, good or bad idea?
no idea because we cannot see your hair, fuckwit
>>27603796
Shave everything. Including eyebrows, eyelashes, armpits, everything. Become Mr. Clean, but even cleaner.
>>27603796
bring a picture of a hairstyle you like
Beautiful day isnt it? Well wagecuck, Im heading towards a nearby lake to go fishing. You have never been fishing? Hmm, at least you contribute your part to our society. I have some good recipes I will try today and even if I dont catch anything I had a great time and go to a restaurant instead. After that I am going to have a long movie night today.
Oh I almost forget, I see its Sunday. You know what that means?
>You know what that means?
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fuck you you colossal shitstain i contribute to sicoety
you do nothing you smelly instant noodles virgin fagtos
stop posting this fucking shit already
>>27603728
Share some recipes with us, please.
1. Staying a V at 23
2. Losing V with a prostitute
Which one is less humiliating?
>>27603618
Staying a V
Paying for sex is never the answer anon. Thats degeneracy, and you're not a filthy fucking degenerate are you?
Just say you're saving yourself for marriage.
fucking a prostitute sort of defeats the purpose doesn't it?
Why do all autistic people never look hansome?
Why are they all ugly?
good looks tend to reflect good health and all that
>>27603457
Because the ones that aren't handsome are the ones you recognize as such.
Also how often do you think you actually meet people with ASD? ASD people frequently keep obsessions that take presidence over a lot of things. You probably underestimate how much effort handsome people put in to be handsome.
>>27603564
you really don't need to put much effort into having a good looking facial structure. you're either born with it or not
. i wouldn't say not becoming fat as fuck takes a lot of effort.
ask everything to a french robot
T'habites ou negro?
Une indication vague me suffit si veux
>>27603452
>>27603452
saint-etienne, si tu vois pas (ca m'etonnerais) pres de lyon
Are you white? If so, what's it like knowing your country is one of the most diverse places in the world? To the point that the chinks who idolize paris like weebos do to japan upon actually going there more often than not develop "Paris Syndrome"?
Did any robots apply to be a janitor?
I didn't because i don't want to go through the whole process of waiting and shit
But how many of you's applied? And what do you hope to achieve by being a janitor?
i applied.
i hope to delete trap threads.
what's the point? some le redditor will write a 10 page long normie essay on why he's fit for the job
I am the most qualified person for the job on all of 4chan and would make 4chan great again, but if I just applied with "fuck you and make me janman" because I'm not a red-tape loving le reddit man then it would likely be ignored
I applied, just so I can kill the camwhore betacuck threads in a millisecond.
No chance, but at least I feel like I've done my part.
Any robots play toontown?
>>27603351
I do.
You could have put a bit more thought into this thread
>>27603420
Oh cool, are you on right now?
What more should I have added?
>>27603461
I'm on right now. Want to meetup?
You could have got a conversation going about what gag track is the worst or something.
Stats?
>get a gf
>feel nothing for her
You've probably outgrown such feelings. Only the young really fall in love, but she might grow on you in time. Give it a chance.
>>27603306
I'm giving it a chance but I don't really even want to hang out with her.
>>27603277
You have to work at love. It's not a magically thing that you either do or don't feel. That's lust. Don't confuse the two.
ITT: We post anything interesting. YT-videos, Wikipedia articles, whatever interests you at the moment.
I want to talk about this mentally ill girl on YT. Look at her progress (it's enough to watch a few seconds of each):
>Video posted 2011: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcuNAUR9D30
>2015: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Se9835cAM
>Video posted today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y60jQhbo2oc
Fucking sad. Though interesting how the Internet can capture the progress of mental illness in this way.
The last battle the Waffen ss fought was in Northern Iran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UijXBl72QBo
poor girl.
i don't know if other people can tell, but you can tell when someone is psychotic, when you watch them speak, that they almost seem to be getting a smug satisfaction out of hearing themselves speak, literally like "yeah, you know what i'm saying makes you feel good"
then her speeches lull me into a half-sleep, not because they're boring, but because she's so convincing with her mannerisms.
it's like when a savant has autism, but they are extremely genius in certain things.
her speech and facial expressions have been formed by by an insane mind, insanely perfect.
I just enjoy watching Stacy self-implode.
