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Whats your dream job?
Try to keep it as grounded in reality as possible.
I'm especially interested what my fellow neets would answer.
Being the in-house composer for a big-name vidya dev.
I feel like being a radio DJ would be one of the more fun jobs to have. Assuming you weren't anxious about talking on the air. Maybe being a sidekick or something to a larger morning radio show.
>>27614213
This is pretty good too
Pilot
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
Get the fuck in here robots.
come hang out, we're all boys there's no need to be embarrassed
>>27614124
bumping to maintain visibility
its pretty comfy lads, come in and play your songs
>growls
That is the most Stacy looking anime gurl I've seen
>>27614166
Well she's based on a gyaru. Gyarus are jap stacies, anon.
>>27614289
>Gyaru is a Japanese transliteration of the English word gal
FUCKING GAIJIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP RUINING MY PURE NIHON QTs
If you cut a sandwich in half, do you get two sandwiches, or two halves of a sandwich?
>le frame of reference meme
Two halves ofc, anyone who says otherwise is retarded.
>>27614089
Two halves, any other brain busters?
well, i fucked up robots. i had one shot.
>meet teenage qt virgin
>my oneitis
>act like a complete autist around her because i'm terrified
>she still shows interest and is really nice to me
>end up having a lot of respect for her
>too scared to ask her out
>months go by
>meet her sister
>easy to talk to, but no attraction
>end up asking sister on a date because there's no fear and i was feeling ballsy
>mfw i didn't actually want this
>mfw i've ruined any chance i had with oneitis
i don't know if i'll ever get another chance to be with a girl like that again in my lifetime. in a few years i'll be too old for teenage qts. i have no one to blame but myself.
>>27613938
Ok anon this is salvageable. If her sister is cool you could come clean and say you fancy her sister but are too nervous to ask her our then ask the sister to help you. Since women can't keep shit to themselves, the girl you like will know that you never meant to go for her sister
>>27613938
>mfw when i pretty much did ane am doing the exact same thing
>>27613972
but her sister has been into me from the get go
How can white men compete?
More and more house wives are going for black men leaving their bets husbands to raise their child.
More 19 year old black alphas have gotten more white women pregnant than men of their own race.
Clearly the Black man is sexually superior.
White men are the best. Their penises have the best size and shape and color. I wish i was born white.
>>27613966
>being this pathetic
There's nothing more contemptible than wishing you were another race.
>>27613911
Daily reminder niggers are stupid wild animals.
>Imagine you come home on Christmas and find
>your Living Room looking like that.
What do you do?
>>27613747
????????????????????????????? i don't celebrate christmas and what are two white ladies doing in my parent's house
>>27613747
complain i didn't get enough presents
>>27613747
Wonder where I found the funds to install such a luxurious wooden floor, honestly. And wonder why the hell I put up a Christmas tree(not my thing).
All I want is a hug ;___;
>>27613700
Are you done getting sad and starting to get mad?
I am. I got some bad ideas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrpFVl2ZxKY
>>27613700
*Hugs (You)* Feel better, OP.
i can hug you and press my tits against you but i'm only an A cup so i guess you wouldn't be interested.
Post a picture of your body. Others guess if you are a Chad, normie or a robot
>>27613693
stop being a fag, that image is from a /fit/ troll, you just renamed it to image.jpg to make it seem like it's you
>>27613693
Defo a robot, nobody with a job has that amount of time to spend on getting /fit/.
I mean you can't judge a book by its cover so maybe you are an autistic fuck
all that muscles and you're still weak as shit. karate training will make you stronger than lifting. take up a martial art if you wanna be strong
>see my old highschool crush working the counter at a pizza place
>mfw I make 250k a year
Who /got the last laugh/ here
>>27613589
>250k
>waecuck
Fuck off to biz.
Hated school and all the ass holes there when I was 14 to 16. One teacher in particular always picked on me. I had absolutely no friends.
Did badly at gcse exams due to depression , told by mum that I wasnt smart enough to go to university.
Go to new school and get predicted dddd at as level.
Get aaaa, feel smug as fuck as no one from my old school got that.
Ask mum what she got, she got highest in her school aswell.
Realise that everyone in my family was top at there school.
Get told by teachers that other people in class work hard whereas I was naturally smart.
Look at universities and realise that it doesn't fucking matter due to gcse grades.
Realise that the cunts at my old school had the last laugh.
>>27613618
you are stupid.
he could quit his job right now and be set if he wanted.
The higher up you are on the ladder, the LESS EFFORT you have to put.
I'm at six figures in the low twentie's right now and my job is easier than minimum wage jobs.
Welcome, take a seat, order a drink of choice and tell us what's been troubling you today.
>>27613559
I just need help pulling the trigger. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to wait a week and see if I feel the same. I just want to pull the trigger.
Yo bro! Can me and my boys get some natty lights??
>>27613559
Just a beer thanks. She's still on my mind you know, I know it's not gonna work but I can't honestly tell you where it went wrong or why.
>fap
>feel weak and tired afterwards
Anyone else?
>tfw no fap day 10
feels good nigga
>>27613431
I'm pretty sure that applies to pretty much everyone. It's normal.
literally originally everyone
Ever felt like not giving a shit about health anymore and just kiss the kike's blessing hand to get benzos?
I'm tired as shit of my social anxiety.
Anyone here on medication? What's your experience with them?
Anyone gotten rid of their anxiety through something else?
>inb4 lmao bro anxiety isnt real XD
>>27613397
I've been thinking about it for a while, even a therapeutic dose of Clonazepam makes life near worth living for 20 hours.
make sure to get klonopin instead of xanax
>doctor's are more willing to prescribe it
>it lasts for more than 2 hours
>you'll get more mileage from your prescription
>>27613441
Was on 6mg of xanax and now 3mg of ativan, my old doctor literally just kept bumping it up.
Any robots here that do martial arts? I'm currently in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and I love it.
>>27613394
I practice TKD , it's fun and good
>>27613394
>hue jitsu
>real martial art
>>27613394
Considered doing Ninjutsu after finding out there were Bujinkan classes near where I live.
Then I remembered I'm unfit and self-conscious as fuck. Also Ninjutsu is basically a meme martial art nowadays.
Who else plans to bask in the /pol/ butthurt when she becomes POTUS?
Yeah, I don't support her, but she will very likely win.
>>27613375
>anti-white
>anti-male
>feminist
>will change very little
You should be just as mad as /pol/
>>27613375
I'm voting for trump not because I actually like him but because he'll cause the most butthurt if he wins
