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I don't want a relationship to be a stoic unemotional le stronk independent peeple thing
I want to love my gf and hold her and tell her how much I love her and just fall apart in front of her and have her do the same for me
But aparently this is wrong. Do other robots feel this way? Am I alone?
>>27618429
That's really fucking gay dude
>>27618429
I want to fulfill sexual desires.
That's all.
>>27618443
oh
ok
Original comment fuckadoodledoo
You have 45 days to stop being single or you will be Transformed into an animal
what animal would you be and why?
i think i like to be a reaven becouse that bird is cool af
Send a reaven to castle black
>>27618383
>>27618466
>A R E A V E N
>Reaven
>REAVEN
>>27618383
The only thing we can be are frogs, robot.
How can richfag be depressed
Because money is not everything. More at seven.
they can't depression
isn't real
How can poorfag be happy?
>tfw my crush keeps calling me bro
Just fucking kill me already. What is the point? Robots like us will never find love, let alone get laid. Jesus Christ.
>crush
>>>/high school/
reported
>>27618233
>calling me bro
Is your crush chad who just woke up from a 15 year coma?
>>27618261
what is the alternative to 'crush'
How much do you have in your bank account?
7g's for me . I only really started saving near the end of last year.
About 3k. Fucking rent.
>>27618142
IRA & savings, $25k for both
5k in checking
4400 in savings
It can be any feel - happy, sad, nostalgaic, whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P9BZ68CYiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZR9r17R3Us&index=2&list=PLUSRfoOcUe4Y_iZrS3TIe1Mi0zUsfZzzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QBl-BuEIV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EwtxpR2HmU
I've gone an done it, lads. The camwhoring and tripfaggotry has finally been dealt with. Earlier this week, you might remember someone released Erica's dox. Well, it looks like no one did anything about that and matters have gone on as usual. So I did some digging myself and managed to get a hold of her mother.
Pic related is the result.
>>27617981
is her mother as cute as erica?
good work m8
>>27617992
she's doesn't look bad in this picture
How do you get a personality robots?
I feel like I've lost mine
or maybe I never really had one to begin with, I don't even know anymore
How can you even begin to follow normie advice of b urself when you don't even know who that is?
>>27617960
can you lick my frenulum?
>>27617960
Throw yourself into life and see what happens.
Alternatively pick a fake identity with fake personality traits and act like that fake person day after day until you become that person. That's what I did to get out of robothood. Acting is fun.
>>27618005
maybe
will this make me likable? is this what friendship is like?
UGLY literally 0/10 subhumans report to this thread
how are you holding up? did anything special this weekend?
>>27617937
/END THREAD
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i'm the ugliest person on this board. A literal -10/10
>>27618364
u r pathetic. grow the fuck up.
>>27618364
eggman is still uglier than you
you're about a 3/10
>14 years old
>at basketball game
>a group of five black guys saw me
>one guy asked my name
>didn't want to tell them
>"you don't want to tell me? Why? What's your name?"
>I froze up and stood there listening to their speech as they smiled at me
>"I can make your ass dance". "You're a sexy ass dude. One of the sexiest dudes I've ever seen". "I got a big ass dick. Big ass dickhole. Make your asshole pucker". "He look like Spiderman". "Do you drink?"
>i ended up walking away
>>27617906
>Big ass dickhole. Make your asshole pucker
>>27617906
it was pretty gay
>>27617906
>"I can make your ass dance". "You're a sexy ass dude. One of the sexiest dudes I've ever seen". "I got a big ass dick. Big ass dickhole. Make your asshole pucker". "He look like Spiderman". "Do you drink?"
This is fucking hilarious.
I'll give you advice to the best of my ability.
>>27617874
I only love one woman and she doesn't love me back. What do?
>>27617874
What's your top5 anime?
What's a good place to invest your money nowadays?
>>27617908
Reconcile with your mother
so i have a question for those more experienced than me. I ate my girlfriend out for the first time last night, this was my first time ever giving oral. Well shortly into it (a few mins) her legs started shaking uncontrollably and she starting getting really wet. shortly after this she randomly burst out laughing when i starting paying more attention to her clit and she said it felt like really intense tickling and shes never had anything like that, shaking legs or laughing from oral before. She was having light tremors afterwards and said she felt body buzzes for 30 mins after we settled down. Anyways has anyone else experienced something similar to this and do you think shes lying when she said it was good? I only have hesitation believing her because of the laughing and the fact that out of nowhere she pulled me back up right as i started getting more into it. This is my first serious sexual relationship so it may be something obvious but this is all new to me.
also, shes claimed to come from fingering and penetration once before with me, but at that time she just gripped me with her legs tightly and became short of breath.
Don't think too much about it OP, it sounds like you're doing what you're supposed to. just keep stimulating her clit and G-spot and you'll have a happy lady on your hands. Eventually she'll get to the point where her body's too sensitive to take anymore and she'll let you know when she's done. I used to do that with my ex girlfriend, she'd usually suck my cock afterward.
it's called an orgasm, OP.
Hey guys, Do any of you have depression? If so how did you deal with it? Did it go away?
Sorry. I just don't know where to turn, my doctor is shot.
Pic unrelated.
Does anyone have any information about this?
Please guys I don't know where else to go.
Everywhere else is condescending and unhelpful.
Hello? Can anyone even see this?
I wish I wasn't used to this where I try to branch out and nobody even notices.
>>27617971
>I wish I wasn't used to this where I try to branch out and nobody even notices.
Oh stop it. That is life for a beta male. We are all in the same boat.
Anyway. Yes, I have depression. It goes away more or less on its own and it comes back again. Right now I'm in the deepest depression I've experienced in about 10 years.
Tried meds in my early twenties and it fucked up my dick, so never doing that again.
https://www.instagram.com/thatwasepic11/
LOOK AT HOW ATTRACTIVE THIS CHAD IS, I DON'T USUALLY MIND CHADS BUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER BROKE THE GENETIC LOTTERY AND GOT THE CHRISTOPHER REEVES GENETICS THIS IS NOT FAIR FUCKING REEE REEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://images.veer.com/stock-photos/Portrait-of-an-albino-man-ISP2083109.jpg
lolwut, he's 6/10 at best.
he looks like he has aids
Is anyone wondering what happen to that guy that cut his balls off. That was a seriously fuck up thread last night.
pls link me archived thread
I don't know how to find it. This was the last link http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/27597757/fixing-yourself-an-heroing#bottom
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27597757
