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>Hey Anon could you...
>Um...
>Oh man this is so awkward!
>C-could you change me?
guess i just discovered a new fetish, thanks anon.
What, you mean like change you into a frog or something?
>>27619960
no i mean change my diaper dumbass
Why don't you losers just become mormons?
>Even ugly guys get a girl
>Same backwards 1950s worldview
>Hyper judgemental
>Arrogant in their fucked up worldview
>>27619092
I used to be Mormon, was raised in it since age 7 and then I got the hell out. Trust me anons, you don't don't want to be part of a cult.
>>27619092
I'm not white, or religious.This isn't original.
>>27619147
same here
now I'm a hardcore leftist and atheist, so the girls want nothing to do with me
I still buy into all of the Mormon moral shit, I just don't believe spirit dad is fucking his harem of spirit wives to create existence.
Why do most sexually attractive women turn into shills for the corporations that are ruining this country?
>Why would someone take advantage of an opportunity to make quick and easy money?
Gee, I dunno, Op. You may have posed a philosophical question for the ages.
>>27619085
I'm sure I'm missing some context here.
>>27619189
Anastasiya Kvitko's instagram posts constantly shill for something. Like weird shady corporate crap.
>What are we gonna do on the bed, anon?
WE GON USE MUTHA FUCKIN HARRY POTTER MAGIC
>>27619080
A lot of things, dear.We're going to have a pillow war and jump on the bed, then I'm going to read you a bedtime story, kiss you in the forehead and wish you sweet dreams.
We're going to play a little game calledTruxton.
Let's settle this. How do you define "robot"?
I think it's a young male who's involuntarily celibate and lacking close friends.
>15-29
>asocial
>virgin
>no friends
>mentally illMainly due to social isolation
>>27619050
The purists define it as anyone who has normie aspirations, like wanting friends or a girlfriend.
>>27619050
in short: omega male
Okay, so i joined a gym...what now? Just lift despite my skelly diet?
I guess we'll see how it goes at $12.95 per week
Bvyjjj
you are on the fast track to chaddom bud
Bfgn
when was the last time you was genuinely happy?
>these people exist
Age eight.
>>27619036
they go out more than you, probably have friends more than you (if you have any friends) and generally they live a better life than you
We surround ourselves in negativity on here and enjoy it and push ourselves further into depression. Would anyone support a new board like r9k but where we post about good happy events? I think if we retrain our brains to focus on happiness instead of getting better at leaving loneliness, we would be a much happier community,
I like this idea. I hope it happens.
>>27618964
Thank you for the support. I applied for a janitor earlier today and will work to make it happen. I want to build up our community. I spent 10 years off and on enjoying being a NEET but want to see how it feels enjoying life.
>>27618875
The problem is that when you do this you get shitholes like that one subreddit, upliftingnews or something. Or on here, you'd get people constantly raiding and shit. It just wouldn't be good.
However, a thread on here to start talking about our positive experiences would be nice. So I'll start:
My dog has had a mysterious skin condition as well as rampant fleas from neighborhood dogs for a few months. Bathing him would help, but in a few days he'd be back to itching. Couldn't afford a vet visit either.
Finally, I had enough. I called animal control and had those flea ridden mutts hauled off, aafter their owners would do nothing with them. I also got some extra money and bought dust to sprinkle in the yard and near the house, to kill and deter any remaining fleas. Also did another quick wash down of all the things he went around.
It's been a week and his itching is down to almost nothing. I got some itching spray And moisturizer as well, and the skin is starting to heal, although he has one sore on his butt still. But he's much better and happier now, and I'm glad for that.
ITT: Cute names for girls
I'll start
>caitlyn
>>27618846
Dra'nakyuek,
go to bed Caitlyn
Nao
What would you do if you were Superman?
Eradicate non-whites IMMEDIATELY.
(Not including the glorious Japanese)
Get 5 gf's and cuck Chads on the regular.
Probably vacation on Mars or some shit.
>>27618726
enslave hummanity
Keep living the same life that I do currently because being a superhero is a 24/7 stressful job with little thanks
Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called Anya so I can say "I own a Katana but l want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.
>>27618715
Owning a sword is cool and all, but using it's a little strange. Don't be the kid who brags about his katana skills.
>>27618715
Because edgelords and people who try too hard to be hardcore. Swords are pretty cool. I only have two el cheapo decoration ones, and one bokken which is probably no better
>>27618715
>but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid
in much the same way as the jester is certain to pork the queen
>want a gf
>beat off
>still want a gf
where did the "you just stop caring" meme come from
it must be a chad thing since he has a cold heart from dogging out 100's of roasties a year. i require someone to share my feels with during and after sex. reeeeee
>>27618540
who is this qt?
akdnsakndksa
>>27618552
this is a madoka
bear witness to her
>>27618540
I'm cold cause women don't like my real personality. Every time I've opened up they go distant. I was with a girl for 3 years, during the last year my depression got worse and she got sick of it. She said she was going to break up with me if I didn't cut it out.
That's when I suddenly stopped seeking affection. I won't ever let myself look at a girl romantically again.
Must say I'm pretty happy those two girls got doxxed. That anon who cut his balls up last night was alright too. It's too bad that this board still primarily consists of 17 year olds and that the trip fags from a couple years back rarely post anymore.
I hate change.
>>27618498
I hate what the board--and the website as a whole--has turned into.
And then the 17 year olds reach your age, which isn't much older, and they begin to notice things have changed since they were 17. They go on to complain that they hate change just like you OP. Things never fucking change.
>>27618498
>tfw never even followed them, ignored them ever since they showed up, and now a few months later they're already gone
you'd think they would learn by now how to not get caught after so many other tripfags have been doxxed
Robots, what is your opinion of the red pill philosophy?
all you need to know about the value of this idea is it is named after a matrix meme
being red pilled just made me hate this world. DESU I don't think it was worth it. We only live one time and now I have to spend the rest of my life miserable.
>philosophy
look, if you wear guy fawkes masks and talk about the "red pill" while sitting in a room that most likely has some edgy posters on the walls, you are an A+ customer in my book. keep it up.
>mfw welfare check clears tomorrow
Thanks Americans
>>27618463
I think you should've used a black Pepe for this thread
>>27618719
Mexicans are a lot worst at this than black s
>>27618719
>Believing you need a green card for free benes
I bet you want voter id's as well you racist
