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Who else here hates hicks?
Them and corporations are the reason why America sucks.
I love it when they try to make it seem like a redneck and a hillbilly are two different things. They really aren't
>>27613367
>Corporations are the reason America sucks
Go to China or take an econ class commucuck retard, you're just like every other retarded millenial on the planet kek
Who else here /hick and proud/? Long live the south.
From the UK, what's the difference between a hick, a hillbilly and a redneck?
Would you date a girl who could swallow you whole?
>>27613302
Why did that give me a boner...
>>27613419
Welcome to vore, son
>>27613302
Fuck i love this stuff, especially cute fatal vore like this.
Ask a muslim guy who is in the process of frying his brain with drugs anything.
Do you feel bad when you pray less than five times a day?
Mister muslim how do you feel about cute boipussy ora boy who is on his his knees infront of you asking to facefuck them?
what drugs?
hopefully the good ones
I think they are cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GciIBHkKLQ
Only Japaryans. The others are ungrateful subhuman vermin that should be exterminated.
>>27613282
what the fuck mate
>>27613282
Koreans are cute too
Like seriously what do I say?
Is it something like:
"Your hair is beautiful."
Seriously is that it?
Flirting is the opposite of that. You would say, your hair looks stupid and she would giggle. It is not my thing, and not many of our thing, but that is why we are here. Never tell a girl her hair is beautiful or have fun with the cops. Think think.. you know the show little rascals all the way from the 20s and the remakes? Al-falfa was the robot and the girl was always interested in the other kids. In adulthood it is the same.
>>27613173
Damn it's true. Life is a whole heap of catch-22s.
If you open with 'your hair is beautiful' where do you go from there? It's risky.
>>27613113
1) be attractive
that's alll
Ask a normie anything
>getting bullied at school?
>ask a normie
>don't know how to fix your car?
>ask a normie
>having trouble with women?
>ask a normie
>feeling unattractive?
>ask a normie
How the fuck could I have not been bullied at school?
>>27613271
Not that guy but you would have to be cool 2bh idk how u do that just don't be strange or be attractive or something
>>27613102
How many women have you slain? What fraternity are you in?
Reminder that every attractive girl takes pictures like this and sends them to Chad regularly.
>a girl will never be this enthused to send you nudes
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
I'M NOT EVEN SALTY ANYMORE JUST GETTING TOO SAD FOR THIS SHIT
>>27613062
Why is it that every single fucking whore has a dirty ass room with shit all over it? It pisses me off so much. Goddamn lazy, filthy cunts. No one ever even comments on it.
>>27613099
>a girl will never even text you
>tfw realized I'm stupid today
Used to think I was smart but then mom pointed out I live with her and dad at 28, work at mcdonalds. Never thought this before she put it in my face.
Anyone else realize they are below average? How do you deal?
>tfw top 10%
>>27612885
>Used to think I was smart but then mom pointed out I live with her and dad at 28, work at mcdonalds. Never thought this before she put it in my face.
kek. You dense as fuck fambo.
You've been out of high school for 10 years and you've only gone as far as McDonalds?
Like literally...what have you been doing for the past decade?
Is there a good 4chan? Like instead of a hell full of cancer and evil virgins who love necrophile child rape, a place where I could actually meet interesting, nice people? And don't give me that "outside" fucking bullshit, because I looked outside and they're not there.
420chan, but its slow as fugg
>>27612823
Go to Twitter
Delete this post on the way out
>I want a site filled with quirky "such a nerd" normies
reddit.
I literally mean it, if you can't stand people who fap to vvwindowsme, then get out.
How do you get a girl to like you, guys?
>>27612510
It's easy. All you got to do isfind the clitoris.
here are some buzzwords
funny, spontaneous, smart (rich), tall, good looking, confident
>>27612544
What do I do once I find it?
Why do girls take it so hard when someone calls them fat?
Their only value is their looks. That is what is most important to women. If it wasn't obvious enough just look at where they spend their money. Makeup, cosmetic surgery, and clothes. All vanity.
Calling them fat is an insult to what they hold most precious.
>>27612487
because girls are taught to seek more external validation.
between makeup, doing their hair, shaving, and obsessing about clothing, it apoears to me that females have a propensity to strive to confirm to a specific female understanding of beauty which they also believe coincides with good. being "fat" appears to be mutually-exclusive with said understanding of beauty
>Fat
>Ugly
>Depressed
>lazy
>unmotivated
>bored
>useless
>weak
>shy
basically just everything in pic related
>>27612422
is that samwise gamgee
>>27612422
>might be depressed
>might be homo or at least bi
>chubbyworking on it tho
>lazy
Do you hide your finger boxes or are you open about them?
>trying to pass of toeboxes as fingerboxes
Nice try OP.
I conceal my finger boxes, because I don't want plebs doing it too to be cool. in my early teens I made them out of animal crackers boxes before I even knew there was a name for them. for me the experience is about personal authenticity, which would be compromised as soon as the activity was made known.
Finger boxes are pretty common around here, nobody bats an eye when I leave it out on my desk or anything.
I took the opportunity to disguise a finger box into a skub container.
is it weird to be a virgin at 18?
>>27612333
as a fellow 18 yo virgin i feel that feel bro and it does seem like everyone else my age has already fucked desu
another 18 yo virgin reporting in. any 18 yo fembot up to take out virginities in a gang bang?
>>27612333
>>27612360
Lost mine at 16, youngfags BTFO
B T F O
What do you think about the STEM field? Is it a meme people still fall for in your opinion?
I think Technology and Engineering are applications and shouldn't be lumped in with the Sciences and Maths.
>>27612676
people who get degrees in "system administration" will jerk themselves off about being STEM and act like they're the reincarnation of Issac Newton.
>>27612256
A lot of people fall for it. You should really only pursue it if you enjoy it and are good enough to do it.
>tfw been making a ton of money every summer at internships and have a full time job offer lined up doing what I love
