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ITT: Characters only /r9k/ would understand
>>27608452
i connect with this guy desu
>>27608452
Feel like this every holiday
The fourth reich were literally all robots
My mother has been yelling the entire fucking day. My head hurts like shit. I hate myself for saying this about my mother but I really, really wish she would just shut the fuck up.
I'm not saying violence is good, but you should really just go and punch her in the face
>>27608426
Stop being a beta bitch, you're mother is a whore and you should tell her to shut the fuck up.
greentext the story for us.
I've made the decision to end my life. I'm just walking around the streets of New York screaming like a crazy person.
I can't handle my mental illness. I have no skills or talents. It's already too late for me.
Goodbye robots.
>>27608272
not another one
its too much seeing them all dwindle
You got a gun or what?
Try and commit suicide by cop. When the police get called on you, pretend you have a gun in your pocket, and when they tell you to put your hands up, reach in your pockets really fast like you have a gun and pull out your cell phone and point it at them.
>10,500 word essay due by 5 o'clock
>haven't even started
>>27608185
Just give up, free your mind man
I have a 2k word essay due tomorrow and it's already 10:17 pm.
I have completely lost the will to write or study.
>>27608216
>going to uni
>being thousands of dollars in debt for a degree that is largely useless anyway
lol
>you wanna take this party somewhere a little more private, anon ;)
>>27608179
as long as the landwhale stays back
>>27608179
The only place I'd take them is to a gym
>>27608202
She's literally the best one.
She mad? She mad.
Multiple of 5 decides what I respond.
One hell of an incest fetish, slut.
So how hard did daddy rape you?
>"vulgar slut"
>>27607930
roastie getting toastie
origignal comcommoent
Anyone Manchester Community College? In Connecticut?
Probably you
What the fuck? A thread died for this you shitbat
ProbabIy you
Just admit that you would secretly enjoy it!
>>27607669
INCASE
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>>27607669
on what end?
>>27607669
Only if they were black and forced me to undergo surgeries so I become a big breasted slut.
WHAT HAPPENED TO ELIZA?!
I can't find her Instagram anymore, she has one video on YouTube left, WHAT HAPPENED?!
Does anyone have her Kik, or Skype?
>>27607589
She killed herself yesterday. You missed the thread with the documents I guess.
>>27607589
She killed herself. Some dindu she knew in REEL LYFE exposed her. Her last post, and I quote, was "nah I'm just going to kill myself", she hasn't posted since.
To anyone who is interested... http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27605013/#27605013
don't forget to sage
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
Come join a group of other robots, chat, queue music with the option to vote to keep playing a song or skip it, and have fun!
All genres accepted for queuing, but the main themes are usually Japanese stuff (weebshit & irl rap, classical, etc) and comfy!
There aren't many people left in the room, so get on in here and queue some songs! Other mods and listeners from last night will be returning throughout the day, but new faces are very very welcome!
Just a request, we're aware that there is already a dubtrack for r9k, but we've gotten a pretty friendly group together here and the tastes mesh well. You're free to go to either one, whichever you feel suits you best. However, please do not enter the room only to shill for the other room, or you will be kicked or banned.
i feel like im getting epicly rused this guys playing guillotine covers
Only terrible things are true. Nothing good actually exists. Prove me wrong.
>>27607583
I can't because you're not wrong.
The way I see it is that existence is a system in free play, not a moral one. Because it is free, there is suffering; the base state of nature is suffering, pain, aesthetic ugliness, cold genetic finality.
To be "good" is to aspire to a perfection and a moral universe that is completely and wholly impossible to satisfy in this one, even in the most fractured way
Any fledgling good is ephemeral or dragged down into filth, cliche, chaos again
To be "good" is basically to reject the world and spit on its values, but the world will always win
>>27607802
I agree except the last part. There is no 'win'. What's won? Instead, I believe both good and evil exist in this world simultaneously. You say nature is inherently evil but I say it is good and beautiful at the same time as well. This simultaneous existence of good and bad is easiest seen in nature. People are way more corrupt by desires we came up with.
I think life is a beautiful thing whether you agree or disagree with me this is subjective.
"Hop in, anon! We're going to the beach, bro!"
B-but I'm uncomfortable with my body...
>>27607539
>But I really want you to come, anon...
>>27607584
C-can I leave my shirt on?
http://a.pomf.cat/vhworc.mp4
ROASTIE BTFO
Over reaction.
>>27607455
So that's how eliza ended it. Shame.
post women getting what they deserve
>Living with parents because NEET
>Mom and Pop have like, 12 cats
>One of them gets clumps of fur when we forget to brush him
>He's got these huge lumps on his sides, Dad calls them parasitic twins
>Tells me one day "Anon, go clip Tigger's parasitic twins."
>Go on the porch with some scissors
>Clip Tigger's clumps of fur. He has a few bald spots
>Forget to clean up
The next day
>Get up in the morning
>Go downstairs, somebody broke in
> The cats are scared. It looks like nothing was taken
>Except one of the cats, Raymond.
>Hear loud meowing across the street
>I see a little girl with Raymond
>Run up to her, and I'm all "Thanks for finding my cat!"
>Little girl won't give Raymond back
>She thinks I'm skinning cats after seeing the clumps matted fur on the porch
>She won't let Raymond go
>I smack her upside the head, grab Raymond, and run like hell
>Hear her crying, don't look back
I never got any shit about this from anyone. I smacked a little girl and got away with it.
>>27607390
Whats wrong with that kitter?
Another one about the same girl.
>At night
>Hear some commotion next door
>Neighbor is an elderly Italian man
>He's screaming, time to check it out
>The little girl across the street broke into his house
>She won't leave, no matter how much my neighbor screams at her
>Her parents aren't home and she thinks he's evil
>I'm all "Not my problem!" and go back to bed
>>27607419
He has matted fur. It's what happens when you have a really fluffy cat and his fur gets too dirty and you forget to brush it. They end up getting these huge lumps of fur that can come off if you pull on them without much trouble. Sometimes the cat will like you for pulling them off, sometimes they will get mad and bitey.
who /investigator/ here?
>>27607375
I messaged him and he didn't even read it fully or answer my question ;-;
>>27607375
He's not good at what he does. He doesn't even look 14.
are these youtubers sociopaths
everything seems setup up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jMhMVEjEQg
