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who /tibia/ here?
>tfw making runes at my house while browsing
Nice outfit anon.
Fansite admin and CipSoft cocksucker oldfag here, but I haven't played for a couple years
>>27609964
what fansite? i only visited tibiacity back in the day and i think it shut down years ago.
>>27610013
tibia.wikia.com
I'm not THE admin though, just part of the team.
Tell me about that oddly specific, perfect fantasy girlfriend you have in your imagination, Anon
I don't have one, I'm busy experiencing reality.
she hates me as much as i hate me but still spends as much time with me as i spend time with me
>>27609787
And how's reality, anon?
>Janitors ARE...
>Volunteers: Janitors are uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.
>Anonymous: Janitors are not to disclose their position nor present themselves in an official capacity or share any private information about the team or site's users. Doing so will lead to immediate termination.
>Versed: Knowledgeable about the content posted to their respective board. Active members of the community.
>Limited: Janitors can only delete from one board to start. Over time, janitors may be eligible to select additional boards. Janitors are to focus on their assigned board(s).
>Accountable: All moderation actions are logged and reviewed.
>Active: Inactive janitors will be removed and replaced.
>Professional: All new janitors are required to go through an orientation, evaluation, and review process.
>Savvy: Proficient with computers. Janitors need to have a basic understanding of IRC.
Holy fuck, this is the most autistic thing I've ever seen. And people actually sign up for this? For FREE, literally pure autism.
>>27609580
I would fix this board in a week given the chance. At least 60% of the threads are pure bait garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuJUT9piZIk
Should I apply bros?
Janitors can't even ban people, if janitors could i'd apply
At what age did you robots grow out of metal?
>>27609423
When I grew in to looking like a total nerd
>>27609423
It makes me sad when men have beautiful, long hair and then they cut it.
>>27609423
not yet.
then again i dont listen to edgy metal becaue im not a faggot
Tell me. Why don't you deserve a gf anon?
Because I don't want one. hagssfs
i made a list once but it basically boils down to being paranoid and disconnected
cause i'm a coward male who masturbate 4 times/day
I want to see zootopia, but I am paranoid. Everytime I go to some public place I got a feeling that everyone is watching me or talking about me.
They are talking about you
>>27609670
I know, but my friends say that they don't
>>27609319
Why do you want to see a kids' film? You have to be 18 to post on this site
My 9 year old niece is staying over my house and she is sleeping in my room. I saw her naked today when she was changing clothes. I got a massive erection, I saw every little bit of her naked body. After she left the room I fapped harder than I ever fapped before.
Does that make me a pedo?
Did you smell the clothes she changed out of while fapping?
Does she have cute feet?
>>27609210
yes kys
anon, whatlucky bastard
When did you realized you were ugly?
>post face on /soc/
>only get rated 3-4
When people told me
>you don't look THAT bad
with very strong emphasis on the word "that"
when i realised that actually good looking guys get approached all the time, while girls never approached me.
I still don't honestly know but I've had one girlfriend in my 22 years. Posted a pic on /soc/ and got rated 5's or 6's by guys and 8+ by women. Pretty sure they were fucking with me but who knows
Can you open a beer bottle without a bottle opener?
If not you might lack critical masculine qualities.
I can open it with pretty much anything. Keys, knives, forks, any edge, I've opened it with a pickaxe once. Also my phone.
But I've known a guy who could open it with his teeth and eyesocket. I shit you not, he opened his beer with his skull.
>>27608939
use a lighter
>>27608939
I strive to be more feminine
Why do normies love American soldiers so much?
No american soldier past vietnam has ever done anything to protect America. I say vietnam because those soldiers were unconstitutionally drafted against their will like slaves.
Inb4: >It was constitutional. Congress has the right to do that.
Yeah but that's contradictory to the preamble which states that all Americans are entitled to life, LIBERTY, and the pursuit of happiness.
Not even that, no war after 1812 was legitimate
It's a little known fact, but most of the Vietnam soldiers were volunteers.
>>27608926
I think World War II was justified because the axis powers were actually dangerous to the rest of the world
What does semen taste like? Is it yummy?
Snot without the salt.
Why dont you find out....
salty rice pudding
Where were you when manlets were BTFO?
>>27608672
I'm a manlet who had to take growth hormones to stop from being even more of a manlet
So basically my life has been one long BTFO session
>posts an image which is several years old
running out of content, lanklet?
>>27609180
Op is a novice.
I got manlet content for months.
It's happening, it's happening! Those roastie whores will have to accept that we're no longer available to them forever! They're only use is now in robot form. Ahhhahahahahah
>>27608637
Is that thing for sale?
Tbh I have a hot girlfriend but that would be dope.
>>27608637
HOLY SHIT
WAIFU IS COMING
MUST HAVE
NEED ELSA MOD
Rift fucked up its launch and also under-delivered. Now everyone is skeptical and VR has been set back 5 years.
Dad is outside working on his car with the younger Chad kid next door again. I tried not to let it bother me but it does. What do anon? I tried helping dad with car but he just yelled at me for not knowing anything about stupid muscle car
>>27608615
Let that shit go. He's getting surrogate quality time with the son he's always wanted, and you get to stay inside a nice, air conditioned, web-enabled environment free of ridicule. Who's losing?
>>27608615
You got cucked in a way.
But think of it this way, he's the one who raised you as a robot, it's not your fault he wants the Chad neighbor son instead.
>>27608615
You already lost your dad, there's nothing else to do.
Why aren't you giving the last of your NEET money for this? You have 6 hours.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/272192501107?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT
because I don't want to buy your shit, viral marketer
>>27608577
If you weren't such a fucking n00b, you'd know tora-books is not on r9k.
It's probably been hotglued.
