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How would an /r9k/-for-normies sitcom play out, especially one dumbed-down to the Big Bang Theory crowd?
>A college-aged KV robot lives with his roommate (literally named Chad).
>Much of the humor comes from the robot's social ineptness and inexperience with girls
>Has 2 friends, pepe (Pete) and wojak who are versions of themselves
>Will be Normie-approved memes throughout the episode
>Common situations will deal with Chad and his gf's (literally named Stacey)'s antics
I feel like something like this would trigger the fuck out of you guys.
>the kv literally gets a gf by the end of season one
Why even bother then
>>27624635
That's literally The Big Bang Theory 1st season though. Then they realized it's a shit plot for a long-running show and gave everyone a girlfriend.
>>27624635
It would be a bit like Peep Show I imagine, except they don't have sex in every other episode.
r9k BTFO
You will never recover from this
>>27624576
Get the fuck out.
I have the D and you better bend over.
>>27624576
>Find another pussy
???
>>27624576
To be fair, think of all the threads about women here. Even if they are bitching about how much they hate them, shitloads of robots are letting the IDEA of women/pussy run part of their fucking lives.
My mom is a disabled shut-in. I need to get her something awesome for mother's day since I can't go see her. She's actually pretty cool and loves video games, but doesn't have the internet. She's lonely, but can't drive. Any ideas? I need to keep this under $100. Used stuff is okay. I'd get her an older DS but her vision isn't that great.
>>27624546
Get her a fat black dildo
>>27624734
We don't have that kind of a relationship. Thank you for the suggestion though.
Maybe a few Tamagotchi's OP?
Sorta gaming, doesn't need Internet, gives her something that can keep her occupied for long stretches of time looking after it and only three buttons so not really a problem with the vision.
Is it a bad sign when you're spending every waking minute weighing out whether or not to kill yourself?
No
Its a bad sign when you spend a whole day with a fucking gun placed to your head and trying to force yourself to pull that trigger when it feels like your finger is tied back with a thick fucking cement rock
>>27624420
We don't have guns in my stupid country or else I I'd probably be dead anon
>>27624430
Pulling that trigger aint as easy as just doing it senpai
Its like some fucking animal primal instict kicks in and fights fucking hard for you to not do it
That experience was very powerful for me though i agree it can be overcome
Prostitutes were made for men like us, so why don't you hire one?
>>27624359
I don't want to fuck one and ending up falling for her.
Because sex outside of loving relationship is immoral and disgusting, so I'd rather stay virgin for the rest of life than spoil my purity.
Other than that, I heard it's not worth it.
>>27624359
It's illegal in most of the western world and you can't expect robots to travel.
>anal scene
>all of the anal is in missionary
>"big dick" "bbc" or some variation is in the title
>she doesn't take the whole length of the dick in mouth/pussy/ass
>that view where its underneath the guy looking at his nutsack, asshole, and the girl's asshole
>teacher-student scene
>the 'student' is a 6'3 built 30 year old Chad
>JAV moans sound like the girl is getting raped or not enjoying it
>Western porn whores "OOOHH OOOH YEAH YEAH MORE FUCK YEAH"
ask a Chad(me)anything robots
pic not related
Will you get the fuck out and leave us alone?
>>27624240
could you fuck off?
\\chadblox
chances are that u arent a chad. just some avg looking guy who feels like he is better than us
I argue that YouTube, not social media, truly destroyed the Internet and turned computers into "just another idiot box."
Discuss.
>>27624224
Jewtube is 99% trash
Some good channels exist
>>27624224
Why dont YOU discuss it? Whats your reasoning friend?
>>27624224
A combination of YouTube, Google, Smartphones and Social Media destroyed the web as we knew it.
This, the death of Net Neutrality, and the rise of capitalism that used the internet as a tool to propagates ads and create even more marketing to sell products.
Where can i get cyanide pills?
I got the money
and this seems like the best most quickest method.
Lethal dose of heroin
>>27624173
This, cyanide is not a fun death
>>27624173
The only drug i have access to is weed.
My weed dealers definitely doesn't sell heroin.
They are all college students.
Now that i think of it. It's probably possible that I can get it maybe get it from the deep web.
How fucking awesome would it be if God existed ?
>>27624145
it would be pretty awesome, that's why it's been such a long-lasting and popular meme
Depends on whether or not he'd be willing to set me up with a private mansion and a harem of anime girls once I move into the afterlife.
>>27624145
Nothing better than extremely judgmental old man knowing literally everything I'm thinking and punishing me forever if I stray out of line.
It is totalitarianism pure and simple.
I'm wearing some addidas superstars, i really recommend them
Why do people call sneakers autism shoes?
>>27623953
Crocs with ankle socks
>>27623953
Nike Frees, the official shoe of boring college students everywhere
Your mom just read all the posts you have ever made on 4chan?
How fucked are you?
>>27623919
I'd either kill myself or completely remove her from my life.
>>27624126
I'd do the former
Theyd just brush it under the rug like all us white people do
We just ignore shit in our families because we have to keep up appearances
I bet this pic gets you hard you fucking freak.
>>27623858
It's pretty gross desu.
>>27623858
not really, it invokes the stink of the beach and the feeling of salt water drying on your skin. makes me want to take a shower
I bet the music was good . She's grooving
What are the chances of surviving a fall from a building? I'm really, really afraid of surviving only to become a cripple. Will I even die instantly or die from a horrible pain lying on the ground?
I don't have access to gunsfucking Europe, so it looks like the only way to me.
>>27623838
Very low chance of it's a skyscraper, also depends how you land. If you land on you head there's pretty much no chance you'll survive.I love you anon
Buy a revolver and shoot your head OP. That's the best way of suiciding that i know.
>>27623864
>I don't have access to guns fucking Europe, so it looks like the only way to me.
oh sorry i didn't read this before
>tfw your neighbor (typical owner of multiple dogs) beats your cat over the head with a stick and it's swollen as fuck because it provoked his dogs to bark at night
>tfw there is nothing i can do about it
what would you guys do? this shit is wack.
pic unrelated, couldn't find it to take a picture
i would fucking kill this fag
You could try not being a bitch
Even calling the cops or something iasa better than letting them get away with beating your pet
How do you know they did it though
>>27623586
Just kill him dude lmao
