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yeah I went on there and some stupid ugly bitch called me ugly, in real life I would split her face open, but hey, this isnt irl, really stupid shit desu, at least in real life you have control
>>27593597
and yes I have been to jail, Im not a fucking normie
stop looking for gfs you normies and talk to me
Hi, we're a group of up and coming music professionals. name our band!
the obnoxious namefags
moot and the 4chan janitors
Lulu and her band
http://youtu.be/CppqiKdA_Co
Can we get a depressing songs thread?
i need to fix my playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBFXJw7n-fU
>tfw the title of the song is my birthday date
>>27544265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJkjVfOcIxs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTtir5u-UjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ELnDPmI8w
>>27544265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a5eJ1NhJ0U
Fembots, tell us what your ideal boyfriend is like.
>>27642098
a chubby teddy bear that likes to watch anime while we cuddle, likes video games and loves me above all things
I am slightly curvy lady (170cm and 95kg) so I expect a man that can deal with a real woman.
>makes 100k a year
>is 190cm+
>fit/muscluar
>strong jawline and manly features
>7 inch non erect dick (a girl likes to watch you know :P)
I don't think I am too picky.
>>27642235
haha epic :P
ALL ROBOTS HEED THIS WARNING
I am a wizard, and I have been for the past 10 years, and I am telling you RIGHT NOW that it is 100% imperative that you post a reply in THIS THREAD.
IF YOU DO, you will receive a loving caring girlfriend who is everything you've ever wanted, and more. You will meet her in a moment that you will only be able to describe as "coming straight out of a romance movie". You will also acquire a well-paying job that feels more like play than work. You will be paid handsomely to do something that you would consider your hobby anyways. Waking up to go to work won't feel like a chore - it will be starting the day early to pursue your passion. You will develop a thirst for knowledge, and your peers will see you as something of a philosophical and logical genius.
HOWEVER, IF YOU DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD, your life will deteriorate to a state that you can't even begin comprehend. You think your life sucks now? Just you wait. Your environment will lose its color, smells and tastes will begin to fade from the foods you eat. You will find you have no libido, and in fact you will have no drive at all. You will become lethargic, tired all the time, to such an extreme that you won't even be able to get out of the sleeping bag that you call a bed. You will begin gaining massive amounts of fat on all areas of your body, your memory will fade, and you won't be able to perform even the most basic of tasks. Your days will consist of waking up in a dark concrete alleyway, with bruises and cuts all over your decrepit body that come from living in outdoors in an urban ghetto environment. You will somehow continue to live to the age of 45, but only barely. Your life force will be nothing more than a thread, ready to snap at any moment, with every second that passes by bringing somehow yet more agony to your pitiful life.
I have seen the future. This will happen. Go ahead and ignore this thread, as I know many of you will. I warned you.
Just peeking in to say that life sucks no matter what.
Blasphamous nonsense. Only in our Lord Keks name can one predict future events
heh. what the hell. posting just to feel safe.
Hes been banned from Youtube
We did it /r9k/
Hopefully he will stop bullying innocent guys
>>27631712
did they really ban him? great work if this is true.
>>27631741
https://www.youtube.com/user/AnxietyWar/videos
What the fuck. YouTube confirmed run by pedos.
>>27631712
Who is this? I have been gone for a while
>tfw no awkward 5/10 robot gf
Why even fucking live? Why am I not even good enough for a plain girl like this?
inb4 herd of thirsty virgins telling you she is an 8 or a 9
this board is a joke
>>27633315
welcome to reddit9k, enjoy your stay
>>27633300
She's like a 7 dude.
Post your pic and we will tell you why.
I live the worst life ever
I highly doubt. Describe said, life and then we will advise.
>>27633268
I probably have you beat. failed middle school. never went to highschool. failed college. got fired. am neet. family hates me.
>>27633321
>got fired
that implies you were employable at some point
so no, you do not have the worst lifecucc
What's a better anonymous browser rather than tor?
or is tor really the best one to use right now?
>>27632915
safari
yw
>>27632915
post more
original lllelelel
>>27632915
People who use tor, only use it for one thing..
Seek help
>120+ 'Rare Elliots'
>Almost no 'Rare Shipmans'
Why is the world so cruel?
just makes them more rare
>>27632770
>he thinks thats a rare shipman
>>27632853
now THATS what i call a rare shipman
I give the fuck up.
Failed my road test today.
Not feeling to great.
I'll be 24 before I get my license.
I am a failure.
Dropped out of high school at 17
Wasted 6 whole years doing fucking nothing
Fatter than i have ever been in my entire life
what the fuck do i do?
>>27632895
Either kill yourself or improve yourself starting with weight
Why aren't we offing ourselves at shooting ranges? Seriously, it seems like a great suicide method, you just act normal, act like you are interested in guns and stuff, buy like 10 bullets and off yourself.
Why isn't it suggested more often?
>>27632375
don't you need to do a background check to go to a shooting range or is this just for purchasing a gun?
>>27632418
In my country no, a friend just went there with like 4$ and was able to shoot
>>27632375
You need to own a gun to rent a gun at most shooting ranges.
How goes the job hunt?
>Get offered job during interview
>Two weeks go by without contact
>Called them to find out what's wrong
>We've decided not to move forward with the hiring process
Fuck you for stringing me forward for two weeks.
>>27632351
>Job Hunt
>Hunt
The society has changed so much yet our brains and instincts can't keep up with this rapid pace. So we have to use this archaic terminology to trigger those primordial instincts to make sense of it all. We don't hunt anymore, we can't hunt anymore. Well, at least not in the original meaning of the word - to hunt for survival. Instead we're forced into a different role - a worker, a slave. A role our primordial brain cannot hope to understand. So we are left to a world of never ending confusion and unfulfillment.
Fucking awful.
Every application and interview ends in my ultimate defeat and humiliation
>Live in a port city
>Got a job interview to go and work as a potwash on a cruise ship
>Thought it might be nice to go on a fun adventure, even though potwash is like slave tier work
>At the job interview
>One of the first questions is 'why do you want to work in the cruise industry'
>Didn't have any sort of answer prepared
>Literally just need a job and to escape my horrible home
>thought of a clever quip
>'tt-this is a CRUISE job? I thought POTWASH meant CLEANING the streets of drug crime!'
>pot=weed
>guy doesn't get the joke
>looks at my CV again
>'err... no sir... this is a cruise ship job. Are you sure you applied for the right position'
>apologise and say no
>ask to leave
>he lets me leave
>on the way home I vomit from nerves
>tfw spent the ast 3 days sitting and watching cruise ships come and go
>it could have been ME
See guys, even supermodels can be depressed ;). They can tough it out so you have no excuse!
pro-tip:nobody is happy
>>27632157
With her looks and money,her being depressed is still better then a robots happiest .
>>27632240
Having more money gives you more problems
You don't know shit
>"Anon bro, you should definitely get one of these! Just push this button after I burn though a box of magnums (36ct) and it ships me a new box. Isn't technology exciting lol!"
>>27632013
Is that seriously a thing? Normalfags can't just go to the nearest gas station and buy some?
>>27632047
Look up "Amazon dash button"
It's the dumbest shit ever.
>>27632092
It's a pretty good idea for convenience store owners. Pretty stupid at the household consumer level. Probably a lot of money to be made by accidental button presses.
