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yeah I went on there and some stupid ugly bitch called me ugly, in real life I would split her face open, but hey, this isnt irl, really stupid shit desu, at least in real life you have control
>>27593597
and yes I have been to jail, Im not a fucking normie
stop looking for gfs you normies and talk to me
bumping for qt3.14 omegle bf
>>27593616
Fuuuuuuuck once a girl said she was scared of me irl when I lost in a fight
Too good, senpai. Too good.
>>27593538
do u guys like bbc
>>27593616
Dude why are you so angry.
I dont even need to have seen your face to see that youre as ugly.
This omegle shit is so boring literally nothing interesting At al
You may find someone worth talking to but it rarely happens
Worst part is that girls skip if you dont have a webcam on
>>27594909
if you think the worst part is having girls skip you because of a lack of cam then you don't belong here.
>>27594909
i met a nice femanon who doesn't skip black boxes they are not all rude dudes.
i want to chat feels
someone be my bf pls
>>27595106
I'll be your bf plsif you are gril
stop skipping me ree
>people actually camwhoring theirselves
You're a disgrace.
I am the thumbs up guy, sorry, I am ill, I can't talk.
>>27595106
I'll be your bf pls if you are a boy
>>27595258
you look like fred
>>27595327
im a boy qt
Is that nigger here? The one from earlier getting peoples IPs on Omegle and booting them from the net?
Girls are fucking whores! Even on Omegle they always talk to the most handsome man. WELL IF ITS FOR TALK ONLY, WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE THAT RIPPED FAGGOT!!!!!!!
>>27595390
He called it a night I think, unless he was lying to get people to stop using their proxies
>cycled through for a few minutes
>legitimitley the most handsome guy here
thanks for the confidence boost /r9k/
>>27595500
is your conditioning broken now?
Im online boys what up
r8 my discussion
>>27595596
>is your conditioning broken now?
what?
>>27595629
I'd say that went pretty well overall.
>tfw too nervous to even talk on omegle
>>27596126
get drunk first, i am shy then i got drunk and now i'm fine with showing my face
>>27593538
>TFW not sure if I should put all the tags or just one and am too embarrassed to ask
look at this gay guy wow
>>27596166
and this one wew lad
>>27596166
>>27596186
>Doesn't show face but goes on video anyways
>>27596214
i show my face to those who are worthy
there was an anon that was gonna be my bf... then he disconnected :(
>>27596263
was it last night?
another homo bro
>>27596413
>>27596186
>>27596166
so cringy
can you stop?
>>27596281
a couple hours ago or so
dont die thread oc oc
WE'VE GOT A STACY ON THE LOOSE
someone be my bf
I didn't think all of you would be retard nerds.
No Eliza?
BLACK BOXES FUCK OFF REE
>>27598515
Seriously? What would possibly make you think that?
Did everyone give up???
>>27596165
all of them familia desu
Hey bots, does anyone know about a girl named Elya Kaminsky? I met her in 2009 on Omegle, we talked for a year. She apparently still posts on /r9k/. Any info?
>>27598563
There's a rumor going around that Eliza killed herself
sad desu
>>27601754
God no, this isn't /soc/ you idiot
Also it was a long ass time ago, she's probably dead
>>27602138
She posted back in Nov 2015, I found an archived thread.
>>27602385
Why do you care though, you'll never be with her
Stop trying
>>27602111
Unfortunately nobody buys that except you.
Also check'd.
CUBIE HERE, ANON WE GOT DISCONNECTED I WANTED TO KNOW HOW YOU DECIDED TO MAKE VIDYA
>>27603498
right here m8, i don't think i can offer you much insight int how you'd go about doing something like that since i'm a britbong, but the bottom line was that i was sick of working a shit job.
Follow your dreams anon, don't be a wagie for moneys sake.
>>27594548
both of you are cringe.......
>>27603600
I think I should go to art school or get internet famous while planning my escape. At this point, I'd rather shill for furries than listen to those bitches complain about how I forgot to make two copies. I just have to get passionate about drawing again.
That was actually my question for you, despite working a job you hate, how did you have enough to follow your dreams.
>>27603758
how do you mean have enough? if you mean money, that was simple, i had no friends to spend money on. a good portion of my monthly paycheck went straight into savings.
but there came a point before i got put on a temp-worker contract where i just ended up thinking to myself "this isn't too bad, i guess i could do this forever". but it got so unbearably bad that i handed in my notice as soon as something else came up. got a job over the last summer working with my brother all over the country.
sorry for the blog, but my point is: if you really fucking despise the people you work with, it'll never get any better, student debt may be a bitch but it's better to do something you love doing.
>>27594909
At least it's better than them skipping you when your cam is on because you're ugly.
>>27603909
I'm sorry, I meant enough passion. I simply do not believe in myself. My art is decent enough to shill cute moe blobs or some bullshit minimalist art for some rich guy's living room but I just don't know how to say, fuck everyone, I'm doing something I like for me. I was such a happy weeb, how do I summon that passion.
>>27604505
I don't want to part off with some normie tier advice about "just b urself lol :^)))". But I find it's something you just have to do, because let's face it, what's your alternative? Cubicle-wage slave that gets treated like dirt. there's only one way to say "fuck this shit, I'm out"
draw your moeblobs and sell them to weebs, draw yourself a waifu, do what you enjoy doing because you enjoy doing it. however, dont just go nuts and leave your job on an autistic explosion, hand your notice in as it makes you look a gorillion times better.
>>27594548
>being this autistic
that goes double for you
I FOUND A GRILL HOLY SHIT
SHE WAVED HER HAND FOR ME
AND
>>27604711
Dude, there's girls all the time. Stop being such a fucking autist
>>27604505
Different anon but also an artfag.
Personally i channel my anger towards normies and literally do whatever i fucking want to as a big fat 'fuck you all' - i learned some textbook-incorrect painting from a japanese painter, and my whitewashed school keeps calling me out for having no technique but fuuuuuck em all because my results are qt.
When you do whatever you want
You feel good about yourself
And that 'feeling good' is so indescribable that nothing feels better than it
To hell with normies, reeeee
>>27593538
Anyone have a discussion with a stapler?
The stapler person seemed really nice, to bad the person was shy and never showed face.
Will post good discussion.
Why are all these camfags here?
>>27604674
>>27604775
Screenshotted. Thanks for the support, I'll look to these when I'm thinking of settling in to wagefaggotry
>>27604711
that's mystery dot jaypeg
>>27602111
She's dead bro
nice trips
>>27605333
>>27602111
the gets in this thead, check'd
Just got on, hows everyone doing tonight?
>>27605447
I'm REEEEEing pretty hard because the only friends i have are on omegle 4chan tags but i was banned for "possible bad behavior"
>>27605510
Maybe he shouldn't have been jacking off on cam then?
>>27605523
I WASN'T REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
two people after >>27604823
conversation and i ran into another russian guy who called me a cyka blyat, then i was banned.
>>27605447
probably gonna jump on later, get skipped by a bunch of black boxes looking for gfs
ran into some kinda wacky cowboy, nice goy.
Nobody is showing up.
What am I doing wrong?
>>27606289
>chat
that's why
>>27606339
Isn't that what this thread is about?
I'm confused
>>27606364
ah you see anon that's where you're wrong, this is a group where guys black out their webcam and skip trying to find a girl so they can be an orbiter
>>27606399
Why the fuck would a robot own a webcam though?
>>27606428
I own one from when I tried to get a job and they alla wanted skype interviews. I guess a lot of people might have them built into their laptops, too.
Are there any qt boys on right now?
>original comment
>>27606462
I thought robots would be using desktops?
>>27606620
How would you be able to tell if they're cute?
I can't even tell if the person I'm talking to is a guy or girl
>>27606703
If you're on the cam section and you run into a cuteboy on the r9k tag.
>>27606730
why would you have a webcam though?
Why would robots want to show their face?
That's stressful enough in real life, why would I do that online?
>>27606761
not everyone who comes here is a total sperglord like you
>>27606761
The first step to overcoming your fears is to face them. You can start off just using the cam section but not turning your cam on, then if you feel brave enough put the cam on. It's not as stressful online because you can just turn your cam off or disconnect if you feel uncomfortable.
>>27606799
Then why do they come here at aIl?
>>27606761
personally i get pretty bad anxiety over it and i want to get better so where better than to show my face to people who are also total sperglords
>>27606824
i personally come here because watching all the autists try and make sense of the world gives me a deep sense of self satisfaction. it's nice to be normal.
>>27606818
What bravery to turn on a webcam
I repeat, why would I own a webcam?
>>27606955
Why do you own a webcam if you have such anxiety?
>>27606364
it is, i found someone on text and had a great 1 hr convo.
>>27607278
>not posting logs
fucking hell guys
femanon who has a date
jewish people trying to jew with their girlfriend
only like 2 legit robots who dont insta skip
>those fags who autoskip anything without tits
absolutely epic teebeehee
>>27609614
autoskipping makes omegle think you're a bot, if you get skipped enough then you can get algorithm banned.
When you see an autoskipper make sure you skip them first.
And I'm back haven't been on all day due to having an actual life but I'm back to fuck with people hope you got your VPNs ready if not get prepared.
Cause if you talk shit get hit boy or roasted if you got a VPN either way your autistic feelings will be hurt! <3
>>27609202
i talked to those jews, were pretty bro tier would roll again/10
plz a girl talk to me i cant stand this anymore just fucking talk to me or il kill myself i can turn my cam off if you want just talk to me please
>>27610384
>projecting this hard is sad boys
assmadness is real :(
Has everyone on text dissapeared? I dont have a cam and I cant find anyone on text anymore.
not fuckin about on omegle anymore but i had a nice night guys. bitcoin dude who played guitar was my favourite. :^)
>>27610549
>pretending to be me
LMAO just stop
>>27610665
>the assmadness is real
ughyes continue to be mad beta
>>27610709
This one r9kers like I guarantee it doesn't work
>boot him
>screen freezes
this is when little beta timothy knew he fucked up KEEEK
Ye it's blanket chan, or whatever. The girl/trap with the blanket depending on what you think :^)
Thanks for all the nice chats! Goodnight!!
>>27610922
no one gives a fuck who you are but I'm booting your ass I hope you don't come online and you got a VPN boy
>>27610949
:^) i don't even know what that means but alright goodnight
>>27610970
It means the next time you get on omegle and I see you and grab your IP address you won't be using the internet for as long as I want goodnight retard : ^ )
>>27611002
>>27610949
>>27610886
Sad desu. You must be pretty bitter and lonely to act in such a way. Oh well.
>>27611002
lel then I just won't wear a blanket. 100% disguised huh :^)
>>27611085
anon please stop with the smug emoticons
>>27611030
Or just bored and I'm doing it for the lulz and to make betas assmad l0l
>>27611085
I'll just boot you I can tell if it's you or not retard
>>27594650
I am angry because I am not a normie. You are a normie.
>>27611002
hello fat virgin, still getting mad at virgins because you are better than them, because why? Oh yeah because you said your a virgin by choice.. lol Nothing to do with being over 300 pounds at all.
tfw you don't live in canada and will never spend an hour fucking this ass bareback
>>27611648
how did i know he was a fag
>>27611648
Tfw would fuck him just to make him hurtt KEk
>>27604731
No there aren't I've only seen one girl and she disconnected saying she had to help with laundry :(
>>27604823
I got stapler yesterday and was really confused and disconnected
>>27611834
>>27612537
i know that feel bro, i too sometimes pretend to be separate posters.
FYI senpai that nigger from yesterday is back booting people
>>27611002
What about people with dynamic ip addresses?
well isn't this edgy
>>27613522
>guys im a girl pls give me attention
>>27611474
>being this assmad over a boot tho
>>27613160
I can retrieve it again so it doesn't matter obviously.
>>27613140
>being this assmad and new and not knowing who kingblackchad is
wew lad
Starting today, all blackboxes and femanons that don't talk shit will not get booted I repeat all blackboxes and femanons that don't talk shit will not get booted.
Also, people that I talk to on a daily basis that I had decent convos with basically anyone who isn't a rudefuck is safe guise.
So if your rude you get hit desu senpai
Also anyone attempting to "dox" or boot me offline good luck with both things I'd enjoy seeing you fail <3
>>27613845
Kingblackchad learnt how to use wireshark it seems! Cute.
>>27613522
>random stranger
get out
>>27613845
But if my IP changes you won't have my new IP unless you chat with me again.
You sound like an uneducated nigger faggot . I hope you get burgled while you sleep and the burglar stumbles into your basement hellhole and sodomizes you to the point of exhaustion and takes a hammer to your laptop.
>>27613924
No if I only learnt how to use wireshack I wouldn't be able to use a booter that was able to boot off dedicated servers. Everyone knows how to use wireshack but does everyone know how to boot people offline? No, because I would've been booted by now
>>27614003
You sound like an uneducated nigger cause all you have to do is be nice to me and you won't get booted. Simple. : ^ ) Also, you'll most likely connect with me again considering I blackbox too
>>27614063
I can't be nice to you if I don't talk to you faggot. I skip most black boxes looking for roasties
>>27614113
Then you'll just get booted simple as that. I can pull a IP in 10 seconds maybe within 5 seconds if I'm actually focusing so..
>>27614201
>implying I don't immediately skip black boxes
Thanks for giving me a 5 second time window to skip!!! And good luck figuring out which one is me because I black box as well senpai
>>27614338
Then I'll just use my connections to figure out who you are that's all senpai. : ^ )
>>27614356
I'm sure I'm not the only one who skips black boxes right away fampai
>>27614355
Actually it's only illegal when it does someone harm, using it for an hour isn't considered illegal plus I wouldn't take the fall cause I'm not even hosting it : ^ ) Someone else is hosting it for me on a webserver. Nice try though l0000000l
>>27614371
Then I'll just boot everyone who skips blackboxes right away until you rage l0l
>>27593616
Who hasn't? 4x. I'm about to fuck with everyone so hard.
>>27614395
Good luck famalam I hope you realize you're nothing but a cock eating nigger who likes to ruin the only human interaction that everyone here gets:^)
>>27614375
Actually if you read the terms of your contract with that company you're using the servers. You will read that if you do something illegal with their servers it's your responsibility. And I can tell you what will happen to you. First my ISP will contact the company that you're using and then they will terminate your account and then will call the police. And remember that your company has your details. So you're pretty much in big trouble.
>>27614463
>implying this company kept my details and I didn't use throwaway information
toplel m8
I don't look like reviewbrah.
STOP SKIPPING YOU FUCKS REE
>>27614579
You do a little bit senpai.
>>27611648
Damn I saw this guy on mfc the other day didn't know he came on r9k
Forewarning for all of you who think you can escape being booted by Kingblackchad
>>27614629
>implying I don't use a proxy
no one is talking to me ;_;
Anyone else get the black guy?
what did i do?
thi is original
>>27614683
I have a name retard it's called kingblackchad
>>27614665
The fact you use a proxy proves you're a superautist and can't live without internet
toplelm8
Also guys this one white kid/guy I made him ragequit didn't even need to use a DDOS so if you have a proxy I'll just roast you to death until you get upset and rage hard asf KEK
>>27614683
yeah hes a fag.
>no love for the armybot...
>>27614695
i get skipped before hello
please kill me
>>27614683
He's a little nigger. Trying to show his hacker skillz.
Can you actually have a decent conversation and make bros on omegle or is it all memes, all the time?
>>27614871
idk man most people insult me :(
"You look autistic d00d ahaha. jk just a joke bro"
>you've connected with a stranger
>chicken out
>close window
f-fucking normies
just saw a black "robot"...... please leave if you're black, you're not a robot if you're black.
>>27614835
>black twinkie
>>27614928
sup famm?
>>27614835
You were such a nigger m8 even if you did make me laugh.
>>27614835
michael "super autist" the fat nigger gap toothted ugly cuck
>>27614849
>literally called this faggot john cena and said he had monkey ears like the monkeys from super monkey ball on PS2
KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>27614861
>being this assmad over a DDOS
wew lad calm down don't shoot up a school buddy
>>27614955
>being this assmad over a boot tho
the rage is real
>>27614933
I'm not a robot I know this I talk to various hot women on a daily and decline them too and get them to send me nudes and all sorts of shit. I don't fuck cause I'm waiting for my soulmate while you faggots wish you had my scraps that I denied KEK
>>27615117
>can't even spell toothed cause he's upset that badly wew lad
>>27615064
>implying I want you to like me
Also to the dude who tried to prove he was a "alpha" with some bar shirt or some shit my xfinitywifi pass died I didn't disconnect. And to answer your question I don't prove anything in great lengths like you did on camera. I just show a few screenshots but you motherfucker literally showed me the shirt and all sorts of shit just to prove your self worth. You probably would've showed more to prove you were a "bouncer" KEK
>>27615144
>black twinkie 2
Notice the resemblance?
>>27614933
I'm not even black haha
>>27615170
>white beta 1
notice the resemblance?
>>27615258
I'm yo daddy nigga, I left you when you were a baby. I was WEBSTER.
Another omegle thread woopdiedoo
>>27615293
I-is that sam hyde?
>>27615293
Oh look. you were talking to my beautiful boyfriend
>>27615293
2 people I made assmad and they autoskip me now feelsgoodman
>>27615283
>being this assmad
>>27615356
I got all dressed up to reunite with you, you are needed for the Webster remake.
sup guys how u doin'
>>27615417
ree you skipped me
kill me senpai no people here
>>27614063
Not everyone is pathetic enough to pay for shit like that
>>27615380
>still assmad l0l
>>27615638
When you have money it doesn't matter l0l
>>27615648
yo daddy want some of that cash too son.
>>27615648
>replying to your own post
What an assmad faggot l0l
>>27615417
cute 9 year old
>>27615709
don't say that man
what do you guys think happens when two fembots connect to each other?
do they skip because there's no attention to suckle from the other?
>>27615823
They never connect to each other.
>>27615823
They become lesbians and leave the omegle pool forever.
>>27615823
they exchange tips and expertise on how to get and maintain infinite orbiters
tfw no one will ever screencap you and talk about you
you guys are sick fucks. stop bullying me
>>27616039
think you might have a bullying fetish
it's ok i'd like to have a cock shoved down my throat and be called a faggot by a hot masculine jock even though i'm heterosexual
>>27616063
im a straight girl so...
>>27616110
no one is bullying you. if anything everyone is going to try orbiting you at some point
"stop bullyingggg meee guyyss" is just your pathetic attemp at getting more orbiting
FUCK OUTTA HERE I WOULDA HAD SOME RESPECT IF YOU HAD A BULLYING FETISH
>>27593538
lol hehe xD
>>27615961
who's this semen demon
pls respnd
god speed maneater senpai
>gets matched with robot
>he skips immediately
>gets matched with a fembot
>we have a nice conversation
no wonder they get worshiped
does anyone know if my gf is online
>>27616615
Thats one of the ugliest girls in the r9k tag, you have shit standards m8
camilla were are you
be my gf
REPORTING
IN
MEMES
INBOUND
>>27614063
>edgy
>skid
wew laddy you have to be 18 to post here
having a fantastic time. None of you are even on the original tags
>>27610922
I remember you getting doxxed last year if you're Kate
just look up blanket chan on the archives lads they've got all her social media and phone #
>>27616670
this
also all of u guys are super boring
>>27610922
is the blanket back or is this a meme
>>27593538
fun fact i met my husband on omegle 5 years ago
im laughing so hard. this was 100% genuine.
this is awful and i w ant to die
>>27617275
Spenser? Is that you?
>>27617228
Then why are you still on it, whore?
>>27617275
Why? She is cute, you should try to gf her.
>>27617240
just found the same girl and asked her the same thing, she said she was 'poly'
holy hell this board is screwed. I am taking my friends and making a new place on e i g h t chan
>>27617371
>gf
>internet
fucki ng die ok
post the old grids
>>27616751
>that name
who is she and what's she like
>>27605333
Why would her death certificate be online.
baka foh.
>>27616751
no one cares about her i just want k8 back
>>27617666
>>27616751
who is camilla
who is k8
>>27617612
she's danish she looks like grimes she smokes she's 20 she's a neet and she's having a sleepover with her friend
this bitch doesnt like leans new album shawty wacc
How do you make your webcam work? This site hasn't worked for me in over a year. I've updated flash, checked my drivers, changed browsers, deleted history/cookies, and my webcam is black to everyone who sees it. The webcam works on skype so I know its not broken either.
>>27617682
sounds like a qt3.14
I'm drunk af an just skipping everyone t b h
goon anon i didn't mean to dc pls don't kill me
>>27617745
>SCREENSHOT ME
this is the reason why females come into this tag
if you want to attention whore post your face yourself and dont pretend you are not just another whore
>>27617682
tell us more please senpai
>>27617745
shawty please add me on skype its my namefag
>>27617099
>>27617131
Eh, not me, sorry.
I'm azn.
>>27618340
The old blanket said she was Hispanic
why is everyone so mad?
kek
Remember the tinychat room
>>27618642
why are you even feeding it
>>27618747
Is it still frogmemes? I haven't been around for a few weeks, is there a new one now?
tfw people get butt hurt when you skip them
>>27610922
Not the real Blanket-chan. Talking to her right now. She'll clear this up soon.
>>27617131
whoever fucking has these photos saved
i have had enough, i don't go on r9k and i hven't been on omegle in a long time please let me live my fucking life and stop posting these. thanks
>>27617099
my name was never kate that was a meme and no one better have my phone or i will lose my mind
thanks
>>27618908
lol nobody cares about you and nobody is doing anything to your life you dumbwhore
Oh god I got so embarrassed, I'm sorry for ending the call anon, I'm not used to voice chatting with strangers (you seemed pretty qt)
>>27618936
like thats what you think and thats also what i thought but yet i still get harassed and stalked on random accounts so?????? like im literally irrelevant at this point leave me the fuck alone
who won't you an hero????
it's all i want
>>27618961
just gtfo the internet
how dense are you
hell
where is the population control at
>>27618908
go away
orginfanale
>>27618908
I need your help I'm in Wisconsin I need a place to crash we can share a bed I'll keep you warm
>>27619135
>>27619135
Are you voting for Trump, anon?
>>27616615
I haven't seen horseface for a while.
Someone said I'm a good looking chinanon.
>feels good man
>>27618961
>a woman upset when she realizes there's consequences to be an attention whore
you knew what kind of people used this board before you started leading them on and teasing your pics threads and you have the gall to act offended. women, everyone
stop skipping me fags
>>27620131
looking at you makes me fucking sick.
>>27620167
say that 2 my face irl not online n see what happens punk
>>27620131
Is that Donatello?
>Be grill
> Get on Cam chat for a few seconds
>Instantly asked if I am a trap
> called a roastie and a whore.
> You guys wonder why you don't have a grillfriend
bumping the thread since for some reason you people can't do it yourselves
Bumpin while pumpin the meat
>>27620249
Really how new are you and from what website did you come from?
I just want to worship a qt where you girls at
>>27621201
lel I'm on.
>>27621232
I said a qt
Please stop being autistic.
>>27621424
o-oh sorry. If I'm too ugly,
I can be ugly with a good personality :^)
I have no webcam, but I have an android device. Is there a reliable application/software which will allow me to use my android device as a wired webcam? I have seen that there some wireless options, but I have no bluetooth receiver/emitter in my desktop. I do not want to use wifi.
It would be ideal to get it for free. Thank you.
>>27621569
>>>/g/
m00tblox
Looks like it's about time to Bump the thread
Ah shit, I just accidentally disconnected on someone. If that was you, I'm sorry :(
some dude just called me Chad
GUYS IM HERE!!!
>>27623030
You're pretty chaddy
>>27623030
Sup Chaderino.
>>27616300
Some autistic girl with a nipple fetish.
She tries to get in a make-shift relationship with any attractive looking person she meets on her.
Personally took me 2 weeks to get a human response out of her.. once.
>>27623030
this guy is the man
>>27615417
I see you Bijan.
>>27623097
>>27623420
This is me before the haircut.
Ever since I cut my hair, I got mires from a lot of people. Fuck why didn't I do it earlier?
>>27623683
More pics before haircut
>>27623719
MOAR
originalino postino
>>27623724
Holy shit dude cutting your hair definitely did wonders.
>>27623724
i think u look better with the long hair
bumparoo
this comment was very original
> New Mexico
> L O N D O N
>>27594909
>Not instantly skipping all roasties
You're that blackbox that skips guys because you think the one roastie will think your funny and talk to you. You're the reason Omegle sucks.
i'm on anons, hope the bot isn't here
>>27624319
sorry i left you in the dust anon. my people needed me. although i will definitely use that strat to pull in all the qt girls.
BAMPU WE NEED MORE PEOPLE PLS
ye. other than that one trap there's no one here.
do you need more girls? Is it video or text?
(pic is me)
>>27627374
Who are you tho? I haven't seen you on here. What do you look like?
>>27627607
I'm azn, usually have a blanket. Glasses, black hair.
>>27627631
Oh okay.Since there's another girl on here that has a blanket literally all the time,so i was just wondering
To Oppai Girl:
I was kidding about telling you to leave ;-;
But I wasn't kidding about your chest :^) They're unfair, remove them!
>>27627658
Oh you mean the girl without hair?
She's my sworn enemy.
(I think.)
>>27627429
Yes give moreeee
I googled your husbando and everything, why are we enemies? :'o
>>27627675
Yeah,i meant her. Why is she your enemy?
because I have boobs :x
>>27627733
I'm just kidding ;-;
I... I can share Yato with you if you want
what is he from?
>>27627913
Noragami. He's the best boy in anime since sliced bread.
Those eyes, that cuteness, THAT SMILE, THAT CUTENESS AGAIN, muaaahhahahaha
>>27627833
A DIRECT HIT
reeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27627954
Why are you attentionwhoring? You seem judgmental but you still use a trip.
>>27627968
Nah, I'm not actually judgemental. I'm playing a character, friendo. Encounters are funnier and more interesting like that.
>get on
>skipped by black boxes and everyone else
fuck this shit i hope the fat nigger boots you
>>27627966
oh my god I'm so sorry :o
<3
>>27628002
Oh okay you're a shitposter like the rest of us. Good then I thought you were serious.
Have a good day Bulgaria and Aussie bros.
>f: Armybot
>>27623030
>spic
>chad
I don't know how to handle the autism level on some of you hot damn
To tittygirl, all turned out alright through some magical intervention, our deed went unnoticed
Still was a 10/10 experience, thanks for the show
bump guys i only just got on i am femanon pls
Has beaniebro been on at all lately? Been awhile since I've seen him.
>>27629097
hes on.
originalocommentato
>tfw get called indian chad
has anyone seen my bf around lately?
Fembot looking for orbiters detected.
>>27628994
I'm glad! Have a nice day, and clean your keyboard :x
>video is monitored. keep it clean
Are you lads fine with this? Being watched and spied upon?
>>27628760
y-you too
- aus exarmy bot
>>27629404
>*shitskin
>not even a chad
also
>autism
>>27629706
video is p2p, they only see the chat and reports.
>>27629804
Are you absolutely sure about that?
>>27629760
Guarantee that guy looks better than you t b h
Plus he has a hot gf
>>27629632
She looks less normie than you do. Look at those sad eyes.
>>27630661
Look at my rings bruh
>>27629632
She's cute. Reminds me of Tomoko.
god this sucks
i need to find better things to do
>>27631515
Orbit Eliza some more.
btw is she dead? I think you'd know considerin you're the expert on her.
I want to join, but don't want to be remembered
>tfw degenerate trap
>>27628760
thanks anon ^_^
>>27631515
Why?
>>27631639
A-are you cute?
>>27631639
just get on and talk to me you faggot
>>27631515
What happened to your stream?
>>27631639
If you kill yourself then nobody would remember, ideally.
I'm talking to some obvious 15 year old, pretending to be a 19yo child prodigy working at CERN on particle collisions. He's clearly googling things as I ask him about it, fucking dope
why did you skip me, qt brit girl? you said you wouldn't..
>>27634747
You know she's a trap, right?
>>27634768
don't matter
>>27623030
>gv
>not marlboro gold
damn senpai, shit taste
s/he was still cute, i thought it was going well
r9k was right all along
>tfw no one to play WoW with
if anyone is having trouble connecting, f12 and paste this into the console
>window.COMETBackend.prototype.stopLookingForCommonLikes = function(){}
>>27617745
This is exactly why we can't trust woman
Who in their right mind would not enjoy young lean ffs
>>27607134
Gotta give it to this guy. These cancerous threads belong on /soc/. You can't call yourself a robot if you have the gall/confidence to show your face online. Lumps o' shit.
Where's the qt with glasses that covers her face in a scarf. Pls be tired and sad with me
>>27635342
I'm not qt but I have glasses and am tired and sad. Can I join?
>>27635390
pls be my gf. I asked first
looking for qt cosplay trap to roleplay league waifus with ;3 555-desu-anon
>>27626093
Good luck my friendo
If you're not depressing, into anime, actually can hold a conversation, I'll do cute things for you.
No lewd dhoe.
Spent like 40 minutes last night dancing the Platinum Disco for this 16 y.o. lel.
>>27635847
is that 555- t b h- anon
or 555- d e s u - anon
>>27636370
>not depressing
where do you think we are, anon
So many people on there leave at the slightest thing.
Like, you can even find the rarest things in common and people still leave for minor whims. Seems there are few lonelys.
>>27636370
>No lewd
Then what's the point.
>>27637065
Eyyy, I pretend not to be depressing. So can you, anon.
Jesus fucking christ. This shit can't be real, not at this age can it?
>>27637234
Dude, you're trying way too hard with those interests.
I had a surprisingly good discussion with a cute grill on determinism, free will, what it means to be happy among a number of other things. I found her in the 4chanand feminisminterests.She was only 14
>>27634935
youre probally a shitter desu senpai
>>27637417
>Dude, you're trying way too hard with those interests.
I think you're projecting, considering how popular/essential most of that is. If anything it's trying to be too conservative.
>I had a surprisingly good discussion with a cute grill on determinism, free will, what it means to be happy
Okay, thanks for qualifying your earlier statement..
>>27637263
I'm coming for that ass I shall boot the fuck outta you son : ^ ) I keep my promises
>tfw too scared to omegle
>>27637732
Use text mode.
>>27637594
How does that work on a Dynamic IP? I just reset my net and we're good.
d-does anyone know if hack_blastard is still on
>>27615961
those collar bones holy goddamn shit fuggggg
Is the endline for robots?
So uh, that fat black person was this Booting Guy?
>>27638201
yeah the fat black person was me I'm talking on the phone with a girl but the funny thing is tho I'm gonna boot you it's just a matter of time. I'll blackbox
>>27638218
You look like an obese choco-donut.
>tfw you get mistaken for blanket-chan
>>27638288
And you look like a beta which is worse a beta who isn't getting anywhere or life. Or a "obese" chocolate donut that has bitches on a daily, has money, and has a successful life. I'm winning I'm winning you lose l0l
>>27638480
can't trust you senpai
>>27638537
its been so many months since you started coming to omegle and you still havent shown proof of getting one single "bitch"
only thing close to it was a screencap you took of someone using a video of a girl flashing her tits
there has been proof of you orbiting several girls thou
>>27638590
He admitted he is a virgin by choice and that is has nothing to do with his weight.
>>27638537
>I'm winning I'm winning you lose l0l
Are you lmaoing at their lives?
>>27638626
Right, his choice, wink wink. Nothing to do with looking like a fat Webster.
Funny how he dissappears after seeing me once, maybe because he cant "boot" me and cant face getting matched with me again
>>27638537
Ah, you're into writing fanfiction about yourself huh. Try ERP.
>>27638755
I can erp with you if you find me desu
I am the puffy hair one
>>27638590
>>27638676
>>27638755
Check the archives all of you and don't be assmad cause I'm winning and you faggots are losing l0l : ^ )
I've shown proof of my ex's girls I've dated screenshots of girls wanting to fuck me and several other things check the archives. : ^ )
Wheres the proof of you having any girls?
Oh wait you don't have any proof cause you're a beta. Everytime I prove anything you retards claim fake and gay so think what you want but we all know the truth : ^ )
>>27638653
Yes I laugh at r9kers lives 24/7 while I talk to bitches on the phone in their face
>>27638830
Thanks, but nah. If you play with a cam and as yourself, it's just cybering. If you want proper ERP and not just cybersex, check out F-List. That's where they all go.
>>27638843
Wow, that's one talkative choco-donut. Anyway, I think you're a lot more attractive with the cam off.
Try turning it off, I think people will actually talk to you.
>>27638920
The fact that he/she thinks talking and typing are the same thing proves the autism is real.
Also the fact he/she thinks I want to actually talk to people on here and not just make them assmad proves he/she is new
These tears taste good asf tho senpai
Even king dc is pleading for me to boot him now prolly cause he has a VPN or some shit
>>27638054
TOP KEK DJFDAFDSFDSF
>meet someone fun
>talk for about an hour
>asks me to get skype so we could stay in contact and play smash
>everytime i ask to play there's a shitty excuse
??? i'm not even the one who asked to stay in contact what the fuck is wrong with some people
>>27638963
>he thinks everyone has to pay for a shitty ass vpn to prevent getting "booted" by a retarded fat kid
just stop already, the cringe is too much
>>27639176
king dc, why are you so mad that you got booted? I never said you had to pay for a VPN theirs hotspotshield that's free but I'm saying if you use one you're a pathetic superautist who deserves to be made fun of.
Also if I'm so retarded how was I able to boot you king dc why didn't you prevent it? So many questions so many keks
Kid? I'm 18 years old and have done more in my life than you ever will.
Why are you so upset king dc poor poor venesulan man still lives with his grandmother or mother or whoever df that old ass lady was or is.
<3
>keep accidentally skipping people
sorry senpaitachi
>>27639362
>accidentally
It's ok to feel good by rejecting other people, embrace it
>>27639292
who else reads what he writes and just feels like
'hm ok then'
>>27639595
worst part is that every now and then he says, "ok guys i was just pretending to be retarded, now im gonna be the real me which is a nice and down to earth guy :)" and then proceeds to keep being a retard
>>27639595
He's a fat little goblin, no one takes anything he says seriously.
Is scarf qt on I really need someone to be sad and tired with. Plus talking to her is comforting someone help a robot out
>>27640076
fuck is my gf on
>>27640076
what does she look like I might have seen her
>>27640143
>>27640158
Dark, big glasses, tired looking, types, covers face with a scarf.
>>27640178
that's not my gf
gross
>>27640178
lmao thats a dude
>>27640236
If you think she's a dude I think you need to get your eyes checked
>>27640236
>not liking qt dudes
you a fag or sumtin?
>>27640178
might be the same glasses qt I've seen but she doesn't cover herself with a scarf
>>27640251
>>27640263
im thinking about the guy with the entire scarf covering his face, blue eyes, looks like a ninja. He's funny tho, always fucks with u guys.
Who's the faggot who screamed into their mic. Im coming for you
>>27640395
Nah I've seen the girl he's talking about, she's got short dark hair n shit
The guy you're talking about is a top lad
yung lean checking inpls no bully
>>27640143
Who's your gf? She's probably cucking you
I only get skippers or randoms, what are some of the meta tags people use for this
I think I was the glasses qt? I was wearing all black with long black hair. I didn't have a scarf but i kept covering my mouth with my black sleeves???
wehbgwehwugh;wor;
where is everyone your fav omegler is back guys
>>27633954
Is he/she asian?
>>27633954
Sounds like you're talking to Kurisu Makise from the beta worldline.
>>27642943
ree get out shit anime ree
fun night of being skipped instantly many times, shoutout to 20% metis bro tho he was cool
ree you fucking beta orbiters stop skipping and talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27623683
DAMN YOU CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!you aren't chad kek
I CAN'T STOP SKIPPING CUTE PEOPLE OUT OF ANXIETY SORRY
>>27643502
Who are you?
Original comment desu senpai
>>27643585
not a girl, sorry senpai
>>27643781
No need for sorry I didnt think you were, were you the turk looking dude
tfw only person ever camming. Get skipped all the time. Thanks guys :)
Are there any actual robots on omegle and not just normals and chads?
>>27642667
who are you?
>>27643903
i am a robot however signing off for th enight.
>>27643878
loads are camming get over it chad
