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Why is /pol/ the dumbest and biggest cancer on this website?
Are you retarded or you just unaware of /soc/'s existence?
>>27556310
love it when a /pol/ user posts a /pol/ thread on /sci/, first they get reveled, then destroyed
>>27556330
this
and /cgl/ of course
Is my dong small?
Looks like It's about the same leght as mine. So yeah, it is small
>>27556260
Fuck, I knew I had a pecker
Wanna play with each other's dongs?
N-not that I'm h-homo or anything.... Baka!
Just started talking to a qt grill in class. First girl I feel like I have a chance with. We seem to get along well. We have a lot of similar interests and views.
Only thing that bothers me is she seems to be too comfortable talking about sex. She talks to me as if I can relate to her casual hookup stories and conversations about her kinks and shit. One of her kinks is picrelated. She likes to be called names and humiliated. Is this a red flag?
I haven't told her I'm a virgin for fear of embarrassment.
>>27556111
well she obviously wants a casual hookup so just roll with it and get your nut off. Be sure to wear a condom. let her do the talking, since she obviously likes talking about only herself.
It's better for you to tell her, that way you will have at least an excuse to why you only lasted two minutes with your dick inside her.
>>27556111
Sounds like she would be a cool friend but a piece of shit gf
What April fools pranks should I pull on my gf, guys?
>>27556104
shit in her bed you faggot
Tape her mouth
Ravage her tight little asshole
Cum on her arm pit
Tie her up(if you haven't already)
Tell you'll be back later and leave
>>27556141
This. Excellent idea
I want this fart to fill your lungs completely. Ooogh.. *grumble* it's gonna be a deep one...
*PHHHBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBAAAAAAAAAPABAP*
Oh fuck yeah. Huff all thal up, fartslave.
>>27555748
what the fuck is wrong with you
I hate these threads.
>>27555748
I really enjoy these threads
At least use a nice ass for these threads and not that saggy one
Who else /loyalists/ here?
You guys are faggots and probably the most easily triggered group of people in the developed world.
"m-muh culture!!"
Enjoy it while it lasts, princess.
TIS OLD BUT IT IS BEAUTIFUL
>>27555776
fuck off barry, Orange Order a shit
What do robots eat on a daily basis?
I want to eat healthy, but I am addicted to sugar and fats, and haven't much money.
>>27555633
>I'm too poor to eat healthy
No, you aren't. Rice is cheap as fuck. Vegetables are cheap as shit. Chicken is $2/lbs.
>>27555633
Hi Susan,
I eat a lot of pasta.
Thanks!
>>27555650
chicken is like $6/lb where i live if my math is right
(it's like 1GBP/100g)
I just realized that woman see men as objects
>an object is only what it can do for you
>an object is a tool that is discarded once it has left its use
>example (Once men run into Financial problems the woman suddently dissapears like a ghost)
>becuase men are objects they can be physicly abused, hit, punched, beaten and destroyed when woman feel like and there's no reprocusion.
>They can work all day and long but still get disrespected when he goes home like a wage slave.
>sexulizes men as sexual toys (diildos and vibrators) but has no tollerance to men doing the same with porn and latex pussy sex toys.
>once they get board of them they can just toss them aside and get half (even though in real life its more than Half) of his money, property, and livelyhood.
Feminism says woman are oppressed but its the other way around.
Men can't even share their feelings and cry without being called a pussy.
Woman are more privilged then men
Feminism has won
Woman have more rights then men in the west.
>>27555513
feminism gives free contraceptives to women, while they do nothing for those for men, especially they never fought for them to be free of charge
and they never encouraged free drugs to fight against the erectile dysfucntion, as you must have a boner before even putting a condom, while they advocate sexual jouissance for every woman on earth
feminism does nothing to liberate the talk about psychological violence on men from women
feminism does nothing to liberate the talk of raped men inside a household
feminism favorizes the abortion whithout even the requirement to inform the father
feminism does nothing against coerced paternity
feminism does nothing about the inequality favouring women on the dating game
feminists actually do not promote intellectual independence as a men is considered a sexist scumbag as soon as he disagrees with them or even try to nuance their positions
do you still believe that the feminists fight for equality ?
OP, I absolutely agree. Here's a screencap of another reflection about how young males are treated by society.
Despite all this, normies will still continue to completely misplace blame. So many times I've read the words "entitled" and "misogyny" in talking about Elliot Rodgers which both miss the point entirely. Even if Elliot had chosen to live and ask out girls, he'd still likely be rejected 90% of the time. The dating system is absolutely broken for males, there's very little reason to believe life isn't a curse for all but the top twenty percent of males (who also attain the secondary requirements for dating women, including social status, conversational dexterity, high financial level, masculine personality attributes, etc.) This has been proven by the Okcupid study "Your Looks And Your Inbox" which showed women rated 80% of males as below-average attractiveness, where as men only rated 40% of females as unattractive. There was no happy ending for Elliot, he suffered the same as every depressed non-Chad male - forced to rot his entire life in misery and loneliness, watching others enjoy relationships and happiness.
>>27555608
Let's be honest, women were the least of Elliot's problems.
>Four-year-old is beaten to death 'by her mother and her boyfriend who tied her up and left her in a closet while they shot up heroin after the little girl drank her brother's juice'
>Jeri Quezada, 30, and her boyfriend, Charles Phifer, allegedly beat Leiliana Wright, four, to death with a belt and bamboo stick on March 12
>Leiliana later died from the injuries she suffered in the hours-long beating
>The girl had reportedly gotten into trouble for drinking her brother's juice
>Quezada and Phifer had used heroin before attacking the girl, police say
>Leiliana was allegedly tied up in a closet and suffered 'head to toe' bruising
>The mother-of-two is being held on a charge of injury to a child with a bond set at $500,000
>Police have yet to arrest Phifer or charge him with any crimes
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3518171/Four-year-old-beaten-death-mother-boyfriend-tied-left-closet-shot-heroin-little-girl-drank-brother-s-juice.html
>Locked my girlfriend's daughter in the closet while shooting heroin
who's the cuck now, frogposters
>>27555492
>whore in the making killed
>only the mother was arrested
Roasties btfo
>>27555701
why the fuck did i laugh at this post? fuck i'm an horrible person
What are your favourite names, /r9k/? If you had children what would you name them? For me:
Boys
>Elliott
>Charlie
>Christopher
>Patrick
Girls
>Charlotte
>Rosemary
>Nancy
>Ivy
Boys
>Mohammed
>Ahmed
>Abdulwadud
>Kebab
Girls
>Tatiana
>Kaela
>Natalia
>Heather
sirloin
justifer
moaner
groaner
shoefish
fannie
topanga
errol
xena
Boys
>Leviathan
>Jonathan
>Brutus
>Salem
>Hikari (if married to an japanese person)
Girls
>Elizabeth
>Evelyn
>Laura
>Vivian
>Shiori (if japanese)
OHAYOU /R9K/!
TRY REAL HARD AND DO YOUR VERY VERY BEST TODAY!
>>27555158
thanks meghan
>>27555158
>not saber
FUCK YOU REEE
this is an original comment to say that this is not an original post
27 never had a GF recently lost my job. All I can think about is how killing myself will make everything better. Ugly, short no career to look forward to due to my field being exported to fucking Asia.
Spent entire life rejected meanwhile Chad has no problem never mind he is even more likely to be abusive and misogynist in nature.
What field senpaibix
>>27554843
My guy was 26 and unemployed when we got together. Its not the end of the world, losing a job is fucking terrible but you can pick yourself up. Anyone who thinks less of you for losing your job is not worth your time.
>all your acenstors, extending beyond humanty and through the beging of life itself, billions of years ago, managed to have at least one decendent
>this ends with you
How does it feel to know tha you failed as a individual?
I sure feel bad
Don't dwell on it. If you really want kids, you can always do it. But, it's a tough decision to reverse if you have regrets.
don't be cucked by the breeders, meng.
it isnt even the breeding part that gets me down ultimately. Its how badly I'm not a strong mature adult.
>still live at home
>dropped out of high school
>contribute nothing
>struggle to even care for my dog
>paranoid
>anxious
>just want to die most of the time
My ancestors are not smiling down on me.
>>27555031
I don't want, but I'm completely awere that if I wanted to it would be just a dream
>No matter what, you will never be a cute girl
>Even if, by chance, you still had a fit body to become one, your mind has already been spoiled by how you grew up: you will never have a cute, innocent, naive and sweet behaviour
>Even if you are born a cute female, you will grow up a bitch because weaklings are not allowed in this world
Why is life so cruel?
Why are there so many grown men on this board who fantasize over this shit?
>>27554837
Some have disphorya, others are lying, others would rather be girl but they don't have dysphoria.
I'm the latter, I'm fine with being a man, but I would have prefered to be born a woman.
>>27554879
Yeah, it's the latter for me too, it's not a gender dysphoria, is a whole personality dysphoria or something like that
We shower and drink, shit and piss from the trillions of creatures who've existed on earth. (water)
Our bodies are pretty much war zones for molecular life. (dead cells, viruses, bacteria all eating each other)
Our only source of natural light is a ball fire
We can not communicate to other creatures. And many creatures are at the bottom of the foodchain. (like being in a different layer of hell depending on species)
And there is no way out. No other life can be lived either.
you can ONLY experience this life repeatedly from your particular perspective because if anything different happened in your past it would lead to you being physically and mentally different down to the atomic lvl. So it's probably true that this universe has the potential to occur again and again. Perhaps even in slight variations where different things happen. But if you think that the "you" in the universe where you are a chad fucking a hot Stacy is the same "you" in this life...it's simply not possible.
That "you" had a different upbringing, different past experiences, different lessons learned and a completely different perspective. Your autistic mind is simply getting tangled up with the difference between physical appearance and conscious experience. Just because the "you" in the other universe has the same facial aesthetics doesn't make him anymore "you" than a twin of you would. So, what this leads to is a realization that you can only be the you experiencing this life from this perspective and nothing more. We've probably just been repeating our lives infinitely.
basically, every single creature that has lived, the countless newborns and young creatures who's only shot at existence is the one where they get viciously devoured by another creature. Or the countless creatures who's life, from birth till death has been nothing but pain and suffering - it's the only life they will ever get to experience because it's the only one where they can exist.
Actually think about it
tfw it's such a profound realization that everyone is speechless
>>27554793
You should read Ligotti's "The conspiracy against the human race", you'll like it.
Also you should read Schopenhauer and Cioran. And maybe David Benatar.
>>27555279
Thanks. Just read the description to the first book you mentioned and I'm currently searching for the pdf. Wrote the others down
