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>tfw waited too long to get up to use the bathroom and crapped the bed
How do you get your bed to stop smelling like poop? I might eventually get a girl to come over and I don't want to blow my chances over something like this.
I'm having a pretty good laugh at you OP.
People shitting themselves always makes me laugh.
>>27539208
It's not that funny, it probably happens to everyone at least some of the time.
>>27539227
Kek, I haven't shit myself since I was 5. Please tell me how you managed to doo doo yourself?
>Listening to the sudden rash of news reports about opioid addiction in suburbs and small towns
>People boohooing over their dead end lives
>Someone's kid got addicted and ODed
>Sudden spike in robberies and burglaries
>Kids dropping out of school because their brains are fucked by the addiction
>Politicians advocating for treatment
>Methadone clinics opening up everywhere
>Apparently no one's going to jail over this shit
White people are the biggest goddamned hypocrites.
>>27539099
Methadone is to get clean. We can't just open Crack clinics next to KFC just so you can get your high and wallermelun in the same place.
Clearly it's the Jews who introduced this to eliminate the left-over whites because cuckolding isn't enough
>>27539099
>>Apparently no one's going to jail over this shit
you know this for a fact or...?
also I hate heard shit about opioids going round. white people drugs are still pot, pills, meth, and good ol' fashion huffin stuff
HAHA I'm such a Wojak
:^)
>>27539065
Phew.
These pictures are obviously bait, but I'm disturbingly close to matching with pepe.
Time for me to re-evaluate my life
>>27539183
You should have started re-evaluating as soon as you went on this board.
>Horrible anxiety
>Virgin
>Full of regrets and shame
>Uni
>Racist/Misogynist
>Cynical, bitter, angsty personality
>Has depression and disorders such as Bi-polar
>Lives with parents
>Beta tool
>NEET
>Skinny manlet
quick someone tell me how to lane against Pic related. i am playing ahri
>he doesn't know how to lane against a thumbnail
>>27538863
You start winning after 6. Also rush Abyssal
Start boots and take cleanse until you're comfortable dodging the stun
MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
YES YOU CAN
HE WORKS FOR THE MASKED MAN
THE MASKETTA MAN
>>27538823
>I went from a no self-esteem fatty to a narcissistic, self-obsessed faggot and you can too
Why is there no middle ground for these people?
>>27538931
It's difficult. I was 345 and now I'm down to 215 and I feel myself becoming a narcissistic, self-obsessed faggot and I hate it. If there's a mirror, I have to look, from multiple angles. A part of you will always be the fat kid, it's hard to fight.
What's the comfiest NEET job? I want to live like a hermit in an apartment, so I just need enough to make ends meet.
online survey taker guy
>>27538728
>neet
>job
pick. one.
NEET job is a bit of an oxymoron but you could try creating mobile apps and seeing if one of them hits gold. Or you could create a shitty pixel game, you could even use RPGMaker meaning zero coding experience required, To The Moon (a storytelling game made in RPGMaker) actually made a fuckload of money despite the developer having no coding ability whatsoever.
hey robots can anyone provide me some pics of that "emma" girl, I know someone here is bound to have a folder of them
thanks
>>27538726
no mate, no can do
>>27538726
Where's the horsecock version?
i got you covered sempai!1
>Trump wins
>Trump is just an average republican
>Doesn't start a race war to give autistics a "Purpose"
>Besides building wall, he doesn't start a race war on mexicans
>Doesn't eat muslim babies
>Doesn't genocides the jews
>Hangs out with SNL castmembers and celebrities instead
>Just a typical republican term
>Gets called a SJW the next day
>New memes about his daughter's jew husband
You know this is going to happen
yeah and it's gonna be a real big surprise to everyone rite
>>27538551
>Gets called a SJW the next day
Yeah, he probably won't be as LE RIGHT WING MASTER as he claims
But being called a SJW?
not gonna happen
SATANIC BLACK MAGIC
I have the most useless of interests.
The only thing that's really my passion is history. That's all I can feel motivation for, shit in the past.
I'm honestly envious of people who can feel motivated for shit that's relevant today, because I wish I could be as well. I can only feel that fire of total devotion to a subject or field when it involves history.
yes, thank you. thank you for being of the opinion that history is a useless subject, very much despite your passion for it.
why should I give a fuck about humans masturbating over themselves in the past? it is total and utter bullshit, yes it was forced to me and everyone else in the first world via the school system. it's so fucking stupid.
I love and even indulge in lots of things that have no influence on everyday life in practice (beyond their making me happy), but I don't systematically force all humans in a specific place to consume thing I like against their will. what the fuck
>>27538458
>tfw I know OP's feel
I love history, but no one really thinks of it as useful in anyway
It maybe doesn't have much use nowadays and not many people are interested in it, yet it's so interesting to me.
I would learn all about and even want to get a degree in it, but I don't know any decent jobs that involve it.
I feel the same way senpai. Fucking obsessed with the ancient egyptians as a kid. Gotta disagree with you however. There is great use in an inclination for History.
>Being a great story teller, explaining complex subjects in simple terms and being capable of viewing an enigma from many different perspectives.
All of these are traits great men throughout History displayed and qualities any adept Historian requires. If you look into it, every genius and larger than life public figure is standing on the shoulders of giants. Everyone of them will understate the influence of the past, cause the past did it too. The powerful seem to dismiss the past so that they can stay powerful. Thought you woz into history?
>tfw 5'8
I have a 9 inch cock, does that make up for it?
Are you cut or uncut, fampi?
>>27538323
yes. post pics of it but only if youre white and not fat
>>27538432
My dick is 6 inches or so.
I'm cut so I wish it were shorter. Balls really ride up during an erection.
>only ate two meals today
me 2 but i am on a diet so it is part of the plan
>>27538199
>wake up at 11
>go to pc
>check the news
>check pol
>check v
>check tv
>check jewtube
>check torrentfreak
>random browsing
>some music
>it's 13:00
>eat some cereals
>get back to browsing
>hours pass by
>it's 18:00
>eat some premade noodles
>get back to internet
>it's 23:00
>eat some bread and cheese
>more internet
>it's 2 am
>eyes get like sand paper
>decide to go to bed
>can't sleep
>put on some music on the phone
>wake up
>repeat
i hate myself
>>27538245
i'd like to bury my face in that cute butt if you know what i mean
I find it incredibly hot when girls ridicule me about my small penis size.
What are your beta fetishes?
>>27537855
Let me guess, you're also into femdom, orgasm denial and feminization/sissy stuff?
Those are super deal breakers for females, you will only be able to find a woman to do that to you if she's a literal prostitute specialized in the area aka some dominatrix you pay 1k to whip you or peg you.
Women would choose someone from /mlp/ before you if they knew those fetishes. Sorry.
>>27537922
>implying hopes of gf
you funny guy
>>27537855
>What are your beta fetishes?
I guess my most beta fetish is for some reason enduring punishment/pain from a woman turns me on.
It just sort of makes me feel even more manly or something when a girl tries to hit me or inflict pain and it is outwardly ineffective because I can just take it.
It is weird because shit like S&M porn does nothing for me, and bdsm seems uninteresting.
Is there any reason for normals to hold hands/kiss/etc. in public other than to get off on throwing their relationship in everyone's face?
>>27537804
The one time I held hands with a girl years ago, I didn't care where we were or where we walked. I just wanted to hold her hand.
>>27537804
I think they're just in their own little world, man.
>>27537832
FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OIT RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who /notcancer/ here?
>>27537750
Me
Pisces here
>>27537750
>tfw took antibiotics for a chest infection and they didn't work
>put on another course. which stop the cough for roughly two weeks
>tfw cough is back full force again
Should I be worried, guys? I'm 18 and I don't smoke. I only very occasionally smoke spliffs.
I've always been terrified of cancer. Will I be okay?
ARIES
>rent is due tommorow
>don't have the money
who /going to be homeless/ here
>>27537598
how much does your rent cost? im thinking of killing myself, might give you some money since i wont need it anyway
>>27537670
$400
but you don't need to give me money, you should surround yourself with good things if you want to die
>>27537683
there is literally nothing that is good. do you have paypal or how could i give you money?
