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Reccomend cheap highs.
>>27523967
get fucked up on life senpai
>>27523967
A trip to the park, with a friend or loved-one.
A prime 18-22 year old girl looking into your eyes and saying "I love you"
It's free, technically, and it'll make you feel better than any drug ever will.
t. opiate addict
>go back on steam after going out
>say i'm back too bf
>_____ is now away
he hates me
Anyone would hate a shitty person like you
>>27523954
That shit happens all the time to me, but I'm not a girl and it's not my bf but my bf. I know he tends to actually go AFK a lot and why, so your mans might just be actually Away. Just give him a minute.
>>27523995
>now he is back online
this dude has been acting weird for days anyway
THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCEZ
>>27523825
who gives a fuck what happens to me, its better than my current reality. Ill eat as many mushi burgers as I want.
so buddybuddybuddy tell me about it
make a fucking decision for me for once
Who /addicted to 4chan/ here?
>tfw you spend all the time on 4chin and can't do anything else without getting distracted
>before you know it
>it's 9pm
>you've spent 13 hours on 4chan in a single day
>you've been doing this for three years now
Most people are wasting there times doing one thing or another anyways, I enjoy spending my time on 4 chan with people who have similar sense of humors as me.
>>27523627
Yep
Over 12 hours every day
I've only been here for about 4 months (yeah, I know) but there's many years to come
The ride is only beginning
v11
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecryA battlecry
shiki no uta >>>>>>>>>> battlecry
Luv sic is pretty good though.
>>27523552
>>27524587
Shiki no uta is God tier.
>>27523552
Jun Seba is dead and it occasionally makes me feel all teary and sad.
Went to psych ward twice, AMA
did they come into your room and hold you down in the middle of the night and inject something in your arm that made you pass out like they did to me?
Why do you think i care
Specialsnowflake
What methods did you try?
Any funny stories/memorable people while in there?
https://discordapp.com/channels/158101792704561152/158102586812006400
Come and talk about your hatred for women, normies and single moms.
>>27523351
can I find a qt boyfriend in there?
>>27523400
Fuck off roastie bitch. Go to /soc/ and never comeback
>>27523483
>roastie
You're Implying so many things right now.
>tfw thought going to the psych ward would help find cuties but my roommate shit himself on Christmas
>one girl and she was an ssssbbw with stretch marks on her eyebrows
>buying into a meme that actress tier girls go into psych ward
>not realizing only fucked up people end up in psych ward
Are you retarded?
This idea has potential. I bet a lot of psych ward girls would be freaks. Are there any fuckable ones though?
>>27523467
they are all fuckable anon, its just a matter of consequence
WTF is this shit? How do I get rid of it? Why is there fucking disgusting anime on my website? Any of you hackers know how to fix it?
>>27523239
Get ublock origin.
can someone post the "I hate anime, virgins, etc so instead of going to various other popular websites I'm coming here" picture?
>>27523239
Alternatively get 4chanx (requires greacemonkey extension).
Any fembots have fun stories of kicking boys in the nuts they want to share?
I never kicked, but i always took a jab at one of my orbiter's balls when i got the chance
>>27523272
Y tho?
That's just mean
>>27523163
I kicked my cousin in the balls when I was little. Best feeling in the world
"Why do you never talk about your friends?"
"What are your friends like?"
How do you dodge/bs questions like this without them suspecting you have no friends?
I just lie and tell people I have groups of friends spread throughout.
By never leaving the house and not talking to people.
>I have many, many friends all over the world, and they're great people. But they're ripping us off on trade.
You will roll in pussy with this simple trick my friend
I'm fat as shit but have lost a ton of it and still am losing the weight, the girl I love is as well, but she can easily get non-disgusting men without having to work that much at it. I'm pretty sure she knows I love her, but she strings me along anyway. I know it's cunty behavior if she does know, but I can't get over her.
When she mentions her boyfriend, I go into a rage within. I play nice, and pretend it doesn't bother me, but it does. But I can say nothing. I don't want to lose her as a friend, because I love speaking with her, I love her being around. I can't stand it.
There was a point in which I lost all interest in women. How do I gain this feeling back? It was great not giving a shit about being lonely.
Don't ignore me, damn it.
>>27522594
You need to limit contact with her. If she has a boyfriend, it's pointless right now. If her mentioning relationships that she's fully allowed to have sends you into a rage, you need to get some space for both of your sakes. Maybe one day when you're at your goal weight she'll have broken up with him and she'll look at you and be like 'huh he's hot now'. But who knows. Meet some other girls in the meantime. I feel like feelings this intense are often the most transient.
Congrats on the weight loss! How many pounds/kg exactly?
>>27522923
75-ish pounds after 5 to 6 months of working on it.
>virgin in highschool
>browse r9k every day
>depression every day
>funny me-mes keep me going
>here for the shootings
>kek
>one day I get lucky and get involved with politics
>life has been an uphill battle
>at a point where I'm happy
>still feel pain for my robots
Dear robots, I would like to offer any advice or support to you.
Im 20 and have dropped from community college 5 separate times. Im about to be kicked out from my mothers house. I dont have a job and dont want to be a wagie. All my life Ive dreamed of owning my own company and inventing important things. Reality is starting to set in.
I feel serenity emanating from your post.
thanks
>>27522583
Why is there weed in space? Is it to appease the ayy lmaos?
>shitposting unpopular opinions
>people start replying with expected insults
>"i was just pretending to be retarded" will never be taken seriously
>end up with a dozen hate replies
>feel like shit for the rest of the day
>make a serious post
>pretend I am b8ing so the replies don't hurt as much
>finally stop lurking and try to contribute to a good thread
>get blown the fuck out and roasted.
I can kind of relate, I do similar stuff. I exaggerate or just outright fake my opinions on something and wait for a (You). I just don't take any flak I get personally though, in fact I even embrace that shit for some reason and get enjoyment from it. It's not even wanting to make people mad, I just like getting into fake heat with people sometimes, or at least getting a reply.
I never thought I would get to this point today /r9k/, but today was the first time I contemplated suicide and the idea seemed uplifting. I got a headrush fantasizing about splattering my guts all over the pavement as a result of jumping off of the building I was walking in today, but at the same time it felt like there was a sort of "empty" feeling building in my chest. As if there was a hole or something?
I don't know if this makes sense to you guys or not. Can anyone relate? Also, what is it like from here on out if I don't get out of this rut?
try to give yourself a purpose. fix your temporary problems. been there almost done that.
tfw want jump off a building
brain: no
>>27522411
For me, it's fantasizing about walking out into the forest and quietly freezing to death.
The idea of drifting off peacefully into the void is comforting.
