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Anyone here that managed to beat an addiction ?
I have food addiction (paired with depression and anxiety to make it better) and it's fuckin ruining my life... I need to find a way to cope or to replace it...
Please
>>27517458
It's kinda easy after the first 2 or 3 weeks like for real, the desire to do the stuff you're addicted starts fading as long as you can hold for the first weeks.
I'm not going to tell you the shit I was into but I got over it by filling all my time with something, anything I could do and waiting for those first weeks.
games, hiking, watching movies, reading, all that shit helps. Find some netflix show you really like and watch an entire season.
I quit cigarettes and marijuana.
>>27517507
Thanks anon... I didn't have any idea of how long the hard period would last... I'll try to go past the first week, thank you it feels a bit less unattainable now.
Is cutting your neck an effective way of committing suicide?
Commercially available helium gas is too diluted, there's nowhere in my house where I can hang myself with enough drop, and I'd prefer to avoid having to jump of a building. I also do not have any access to a firearm.
Also, are classic straight razors from Amazon UK sharp enough to cut your neck effectively? I have box cutter but it's far too small and is dulled.
>>27517437
have you already looked into charcoal burning? its pretty effective
Build a guillotine
Best way to commit suicide is to be patient, you faggot, now live your life and wait for your turn.
So how are you occupying your time until Dark Souls 3 comes out?
hoping that it's not gonna disappoint
>>27517192
Playing Smite until my friend gets me my copy, he kinda owes me anyway
>>27517192
>meme souls
Grow up.
>look at picture of me at age 15
>look at myself in mirror at age 25
skin's completely JUST'd from cystic acne, dark circles under eyes, bloated face despite working out, jesus christ
>>27516925
Lose weight and eat healthier.
>>27516925
Why you have to remind this feel?
It only gets worse from here on out brobot
How the fuck does shit like this happen?
>>27516722
Dont get your hopes up that is like 1 in a million.
>>27516741
No, it's not.
>inb4 he's rich
Men can get away with being charming, confident, funny or having a good reputation.
>ugly and fat, but they still have to be taller
>What's the matter anon? Never eaten butthole before?
i wonder what's the next step
tonging their nostrils? or their ears?
does degeneracy has an ending?
>>27516782
i'd eat out a girls linty smelly bellybutton
>>27516782
Buttholes are a gateway. I don't even care if it's clean. She could poop in my mouth and I wouldn't hesitate to swallow.
Tfw a 10/10 Stacey smiled at because I asked for a sauce that apparently nobody asks for.
This was the most exciting part of my day.
I want to apologize for breathing the same air as her.
A Stacy from high school said "Hi Anon" as I passed her on campus today.
I'm going to fap to that now.
>>27517181
>omw to class
>fucking creep walks past
>maybe if i greet him he wont shoot me in the obvious upcoming beta uprising shooting
If rape was legal and age of consent no longer existed, how would things change?
>>27516528
We would have even more shitskins walking around because they aren't civilized.
God damn it, you made me sound like /pol/ and now I feel sick. Fuck you OP.
>>27516528
Women would gather in groups, hide from men and turn lesbian. They'd stop having children except for rape babbies.
>>27516528
Well I would rape you until you died from blood loss after I tore your colon with my penis.
To punish you for making stupid lazy dumb useless boring threads like this that clutter and kill this poor board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMTAUr3Nm6I
I am dying laughing I don't even know who the fuck megan trainer is. Just the idea of shitposting to this.
>>27516343
MY NAME IS
Top kek, all this chick's songs are literally third wave feminist agitprop
I wonder who could be behind this...
>>27516343
Fuck this attention seeking whore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kXMcjKhBgU&index=7&list=RDhN9yVnM9W68
>uh..what are you looking at creep??? im wearing this FOR COMFORT you PERV look somewhere else
in 6th grade one of the girls in school told me I was nice because I wasn't asking to grab her and every other girls ass like the rest of the guys. looking back, I realize that if I had asked they actually might have let me. autism is a hell of a ride...
>>27516305
>Roastese 101
Nice = you are not sexually intimidating to me
>>27516118
That pic is sexy as fuck. I'm hard as a rock now.
>Too lazy/dumb to achieve intellectual goals
>Too lazy to achieve physical goals
>Too emotionally and socially retarded to get a gfwhy am i still alive
cos you're too depressed to commit suicide
>>27516068
bump
someone reply to my thread of self-pityi don't blame, you i wouldn't reply
>>27516145
I'm at a level where, on average, it's bearable. I'd rather be fine, or worse so i could ignore the feelings of guilt about upsetting my parents
Watch some mateusz m vids and get up becoming someone
Why don't we try using meme magic to get a gf?
/pol/ uses it all the time and it seems to work
>>27516003
Or, we could use meme magic to make AI waifus, a much better solution
Acting flippant and ironic like Sam Hyde has gotten me girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoU0am00E5s
/pol/ is filled with strong emotions and fanatic conviction. All we have is depression and apathy.
How easy is it to find someone to commit a double suicide with? Or a group for a group suicide?
Where would I even look?
>>27515911
You'll find someone who ''agrees'' to do it. Then they'll use you as their therapist and gain your sympathy, then admit they don't want to do it. Are you serious about it, though?
Sorry you feel this way. I get it. I do. Life seems empty and meaningless. The world we thought we lived in as a child proved to barely resemble the reality of adulthood. But I hope you don't kill yourself. Cause I'm surely just as pathetic as you, if not more so. Our lives matter anon. Maybe we can't prove it today, or tomorrow, but someday... someday they'll see that we aren't the shit that they think we are.
>>27515911
You came to the right place for that, you idiot mongrel frogposter
Does anyone have porn of a robot fucking hot women?
>>27515490
Puta Locura is a fat fuck who has autist sex with hot women.
I do.
http://efukt.com/20929_The_24_Year_Old_Virgin.html
>>27515525
Kek, I'm hopeful that something like that will never happen to me
>Hold on, I'm gonna cum
I want to fucking die.
There is no future for me, only endless pain.
I am mediocre. I can't bear to see myself being this much of a mediocre piece of shit.
I'm going to regret being such a cowardly, inept, mediocre waste of life. I know this, yet I will take absolutely 0 (zero) actions towards improving my life - I am worthless. Worthless. Worthless. Worthless.
>>27515423
http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/filename/%2083768763873.jpg/
kek
Anyway how old are you senpai
>>27515514
I was about to feel pity for OP. Too bad he's a pokemon spammer faggot.
Kill yourself OP.
It's hard. But when you get older, you'll realize nobody is really worth anything. Nobody is really worth that much. Nobody really knows that much. Nobody is really that good at anything.
Look at athletes. Take the best baseball player in the world. Let's say it's Mike Trout. What does he do? Trains his entire life, day in, day out. Works out, eats right, practices, practices, practices some more. And what does he have to show for it? 90% of the world doesn't even know who he is. 30 years from now, most casual baseball fans might not even remember him. He's not worth anything either.
Doctors, lawyers, politicians, teachers...anyone you can think of. Are they worth any more than you? How is that determined? By the "impact" they have on the world? By how many people know who they are? By how good they are at what they do?
It's all arbitrary. Nobody is worth any more than the value people decide to give them. And one day, even that will disappear.
Everything is arbitrary. Nothing is inherent but the will to live.
Even in you. You're "worthless", but you keep going. You're worth just as much as everyone else in that regard, and that's the only regard that really matters. Nothing else means anything at all.
