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Why do betas on r9k think that they're supposed to get a virgin supermodel girlfriend if they acknowledge that they're ugly and have no social skills? There are tons of hideous women out there who can't get a man, but all of you ugly shits think you're too good for them despite your trash genes. Please explain.
>>27598193
A lot of them are self proclaimed autists so they obviously don't know how the world works but that won't stop them from bitching that's for sure
>>27598193
can i at least go for a 7/10 if im a 6? is it too much to ask to get a girl just one point above you? i don't want a supermodel by all means, but i still wanna be attracted to the girl i would be dating.
>>27598193
> they're supposed to get a virgin supermodel girlfriend if they acknowledge that they're ugly and have no social skills?
That's not true. I am self aware and that's why I know I WONT be able to get a gf. Do I blame girls for this? No. I'm not a good catch and any girl who went out with me would be settling, so it wouldn't work out
>here are tons of hideous women out there who can't get a man
A few? Yeah. Tons? Fuck no. Most ugly women are already taken
>it's an anon saves a crowd of people from a terrorist attack daydream
I LOVE THOSE DAY DREAMS!!!
How did you do it anon? :)
Sometimes it's a series of seemingly manic in reality but systematic and genius actions and phone calls
Sometimes I just throw myself on the bomb and I'm a hero forever (but now I think my bits of my skeleton may just end up in peoples heads)
>it's an anon saves the girl daydream
I used to save people from the shooter, now I am the shooter.
What celebrities do you guys look like?
Years ago I was told I look like Daniel Radcliffe when I crossdress.
i've been told ed norton more than once
christina ricci, maybe a dude maybe n o t
Life has no meaning whatsoever, stop caring about "getting a gf" or whatever and focus on acquiring knowledge. Read about philosophy, mathematics, history, get a meaningful hobbie, but please stop wasting your mental health on this bullshit. Care about what really matters, no girl will save you.
This is my last post on this website, it was good to know some of you guys.
>>27597381
Getting a gf and procreating is the meaning of life
I have already wasted my mental health. Now I'm without a personality, or at least drastically changed for worse compared to years ago, and with diminished intelligence. I have serious trouble memorizing things short and long term. Trying to improve myself by acquiring knowledge seems impossible. That's what makes me sad, not the dozen other things I'm missing out on.
That's exactly what I want to do. But I need a job to do all that. And all jobs require experience or education, which I have neither of.
Post your funniest memes
My life....
(Uno rigi nal)
I don't really like meme'n when you gotta avoid the robot
arthur memes are best memes
This board always depresses the fuck out of me. In this thread we only post things we like about ourselves in one sentence. I'll start.
"I can eat pussy and ass like a goddamned savant, pic related"
Dont post any more of these fucking ego boost normie threads.
>>27596621
"I'm smart as shit and can adapt to virtually anything"
I can give a woman an orgasm with my dick
What was your life like when you were 17 and a half years old?
I had a gf at that point. It was alright. I only maintained the relationship to see if I was straight.
It was the exact fucking same as now. fml
>>27596540
wanting to tell this girl I liked that I liked her
she liked me back, but got with another guy after we graduated. They are still together. I learned a valuable lesson from that
Hey r9k
Can someone please just talk to me
Nobody is talking to be on facebook or replying to any of my texts.
I feel abandoned and fucked up
Can someone please just talk to me
>>27596468
Im trying but it looks like Im not original enough to find a way to say hi
Post your skype I'll talk to you for 10 minutes after I add you. Mic only.
>>27596494
im struggling to find a way to say thanks
only the asleep can know peace from this edition
who /university of southampton/ here?My university is full of normies reee
>>27594715
I want her to take a more proactive role. I want her to embrace me from behind in the shower. I don't even want to fuck her from on top, would rather it was in a sit up position with her clutching me to her chest as she rides me. I think this shit would come under some GFE tag. Beta as fuck
Is it really any wonder why I'm a wizard? Can't even treat hookers like hookers.
>>27596132
How do I avoid wizardhood?
Instead of chasing club sluts, why don't you look for girls who are ready to settle down?
>>27595008
I will. One that is a virgin.
Because girls who are ready to settle down were probably club sluts.
they are about a decade older than me, have HPV, jowls and loose worn out pussies
Give me one good reason why you don't have a gf yet
I'm unattractive
>inb4 hurr workout brah bee yourself
No, I'm just unattractive. Simple as that
I can't handle the responsibility of having one.
I'm also terrified of it, the last thing I want to do is let someone down.
I'm not a Chad. That's one reason among many, but you asked for one.
Anybody else on here abused as kids? Anybody else sexually abused or beaten? Do you think it fucked you up?
I was raped, myself.
I was molested by kids a few years older than me once
my fathers sole purpose in life was to just terrorize everyone in the house. he beat me up a couple times. hes always been a piece of shit, and my mother is and was an alcoholic drama queen who continuously instigates and starts trouble for no reason.
yea, it fucked me up.
>>27594770
One thing I can be glad about is that my home was loving and stable rather than violent and dysfunctional like that.
>>27594813
yea you should be glad
basically every day my parents would get into some yelling or screaming argument. you get used to it after a while though, someone can yell in my face and it probably wouldn't get a reaction out of me
Is having "consensual" sex with a 13 year old fucked up?
>>27594566
I know someone who's serving prison time for the same thing after getting away with it for over 30 years.
She was also 13 and he was 19 at the time, so
Yes, you are fucked.
Yes you fucking paedophile, end yourself.
>>27595502
Why is it fucked up thoo?
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
Get the fuck in here
>no guest posting
siiiiiiiiigh
>>27594036
Play some dam music. Anything.
Just stay and be losers like the rest of us but at least you won't be alone.
>>27594036
Play music or lurk. Bumping for others who want to music all day.
>tyrone shouts at you from across the street
>you try to power walk away awkwardly but he's gaining on you
>you realize you can't escape him because you're an out of shape NEET
>"boy square up im boutta tear yo ass up"
>tyrone lowers himself to a fighting position
>"bring dat ass here boy im boutta warm yo ass up"
>"been lookin like a philly cheasesteak nigga"
>"chicken quesadilla neck ass boy"
>your only chance at walking away from this fight alive is winning it
What is your strategy?
>>27594024
Honestly I don't know how to fight a nigger I'd just run at him as fast as I can and try to tackle him with all my momentum
>>27594064
You never only fight one.
Niggers always have other niggers who will sucker punch you
>>27594024
pull out a gun and shoot him
