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only the asleep can know peace from this edition
who /university of southampton/ here?My university is full of normies reee
>>27594715
I want her to take a more proactive role. I want her to embrace me from behind in the shower. I don't even want to fuck her from on top, would rather it was in a sit up position with her clutching me to her chest as she rides me. I think this shit would come under some GFE tag. Beta as fuck
Is it really any wonder why I'm a wizard? Can't even treat hookers like hookers.
>>27596132
How do I avoid wizardhood?
>>27596371
Fuck a girI
>>27596105
>He didn't go to Cambridge
HAHAHAAHA FAGGOT
>>27596105
Newcastle, I was so glad to leave that Northern shithole after I was done.
>>27596031
Should be 'only the sleeping'
>>27596448
>he works 13 hours a day to get the same job as me once I graduate
Hopefully not
Can't sleep
(Orgie anal)
Dead here today
Normies sleeping off their hangovers
>>27597277
Can't sleep.
Clown will eat me.
tfw made an new online friend
:3
>>27598043
you've just made another <3
>>27598043
is it me?
>>27598108
yay!
>>27598114
don't think so no
>feel too shit to get up
>feel too shit to sleep
Kill me please
Looks like another sunny day lads!
What interesting stuff are we up to?
Might go down the park with some stacies
Chad was talking about it last night
Either way I'm having sex today, cheers
Newcastle heheehee
>>27597227
Not the other guy but but those 8-week terms result in some pretty long holidays.
>>27598419
No you aren't. Nice attempt though m80
>>27598419
It's beautiful and sunny outside, might keep my curtains closed and have a cheeky 10 AM fap
>>27598478
Yeah, regardless you still have to work harder though. I accept that Cambridge is much better for say, law or investment banking since it's a target. But if you're studying maths 13 hours a day just to become an actuary the same as someone from the University of Canterbury I don't really see much point in that.
Listening to Oasis ffs. Ashamed because they are the worst band of all time but they're also the best band of all time.
>>27598657
I actually am though
>>27598689
Go fap outside
Looks like shit weather where I am lads, perfect to stay in and play vidya
>>27596105
Sorry to hear that mate. Goldsmiths here.
>>27598803
If you were you wouldn't be on this website, you would probably be watching Goals on Sunday or something.
>>27598743
>University of Canterbury
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT'S FUCKING CANTERBURY CHRIST CHURCH YOU IGNORANT FUCKING MORON
>>27598820
>reminding me goals is on
get the fuck in. cheers anon
>>27596105
I'm from soton...I feel you but most semi decent uni's are full of normies
>>27598820
Not everyone capable of inserting their penis into a vagina enjoys football mate
>>27598843
you are welcome
>>27598904
Maybe not, but none of them come on here either
>>27598743
Cambridge is good for anything STEM, or for studying if you want to do more than just get an average job using your qualification.
>Wake up tired, not thinking clearly
>Send someone a really lewd, overly sexual message
Every time.
I'm so tired my eyes won't even focus properly
Post waifus
>>27598938
You are wrong friend, my presense reiterates that
>tfw you woke up at 7 to play AA2 so you could fap and get a few more hours sleep
>>27599102
isami
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>>27599033
Everyone I've met who went to Cambridge seems to be in some degree autistic desu
>>27599102
Rice Krispies without milk are very dry.
>>27599105
Gonna need some proof there buddy. Can't just take your word for it that you're a normie. Also, if you are a normie, then get the fuck out desu.
>>27596448
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that aren't educated in God's own city, taking advantage of world leading facilities and academics to pursue their intellectual interests
Feels good being boat race winners desu
Fuck lads, I've run out of opiates
Today is going to be hard
>>27599442
what have the opiates done to your body so far?
>>27596105
yeh i am/was. never going to meet or talk to anyone at uni though.
>>27599102
>>27599215
You can cuddle up and sleep with me lads.
>>27597227
Yeah but mate, we won't have 50 grand worth of debt and will be paid just as much as you. Graduate positions are stressful as fuck anyway
kek
>>27591995
I know, you just find new problems to have. Brains are cunts like that.
>>27599102
Feeling a bit hungover today desu lads
>>27599572
Yeah you will have 50 grand of debt lad because tuition fees are exactly the same and Cambridge is expensive as fuck. Also scholarships. Also I'm actually allowed to have a part time job.
t. someone graduating in 4 years with 36k debt.
>>27599780
I'm not a uni fag. I did a year of college and went straight onto working on a chemical plant at 17.
t. 19 year old on 35k a year with bonuses and rising, and 25k in the bank
>>27599893
What do you do, technician stuff?
Previous job paid 32K but I didn't work there long before it shut because of ebin oil prices
>>27599919
Not sure what a technician does but lab type stuff and general running of the plant.
>>27599893
good for a 19 year old I guess
>>27599951
>Not sure what a technician does
Maintenance, commissioning, testing
>lab type stuff and general running of the plant.
Sounds good, when I've got a few bong saved up from this kinda rubbish job im going to look for that kind of work.
The dream is to work in the space industry though
Don't play that much vidya but just ordered Dark Souls for the 360 because I liked the look of it after watching a few DS3 streams. Am I in for a bad time lads? Am I too plen to actually play it successfully?
hate weekends desu
>>27600234
Sundays are the worst
>>27600147
The game isn't as hard as its reputation suggests, you just have to have patience and play very carefully, it doesn't require ridiculous reflexes or knowledge.
>>27600255
>you just have to have patience and play very carefully
so much this, there are a few legitimately hard things in the game but 99% of the people who talk about the difficulty have run into enemies, expected to be able to mash away and kill them and gotten their shit pushed in, play carefully, slowly, analyse your surroundings, the level design is superb and if you're paying attention and looking out, you'll see warnings of things to come, hidden paths and weapons/armour as a reward
>>27600255
>>27600291
Okay. I'll keep in mind: patience and cautiousness. I've read that the weapon/armour ratings and info is quite obtuse as well. Guess I'll just have to find a guide to refer to if I struggle with that.
>>27600327
armour is pretty superficial really mate, you're gonna die in a few hits from almost anything. keep your shield up and be cautious. you'll enjoy it.
>>27600327
the weapon and armour stuff isnt really that hard to get, the only things ill say to you is try not to look anything up about the game, go into things from now blind, upgrade your weapons over leveling up, upgrading your armour and upgrading your shield, the order should be weapon>levelup>shield>armour in terms of what you should be doing upgrading/leveling, if you cant upgrade a weapon, go for levels, or change weapons, experiment with weapons you like to find one which you like, pretty much all weapons are viable, class choice at the start of the game pretty much doesn't matter, so pick what you want, don't worry about picking the "right" starting gift on your first time, pick what you want, finally, never, ever put points into resistance when you level up
Going to have lunch at my granddad's. Been far too long since I last saw him.
Only just woke up though and lucky I remember I said I'd go round or I'd feel like an awful failure.
>>27600371
>>27600327
There are ways to play in 'easy mode' I believe. It depends on the class you choose and the items you choose to start with.
I also found it easier to two hand weapons and then sprint up and twat people with it
Poleaboo is now awake, just finished watching Colombo with mum
>>27600371
>>27600392
>>27600416
Ok, looks like damage and speed are more valuable than trying to protect yourself from damage. Thanks for the tips about upgrade choices.
I'm trying to go in a bit blind in terms of the story and everything. Not that it bothers me too much. The reason I'm so interested is because I watched quite a few Bloodborne streams when it came out and the entire lore and everything for that looked fascinating. Dark Souls looks sufficiently similar for me to check it out.
>>27600456
in my opinion, my rating for the souls games would go das1>des=bb>das2
>>27600456
>Ok, looks like damage and speed are more valuable than trying to protect yourself from damage.
Thats true in bloodborne, In DS1 its about timing so you can try to be quick and such but you can also wait for their animation to start and use a quick attack to stun them or dodge at the right time.
Using a sheild allows you to block attacks and gives a little breathing space
Got a conditional offer lads. How fucked am I?
>>27600597
have fun being recruited by isis
What's everyone listening to right now?
>>27600629
Tropes vs shitlords famalam
>>27600597
fuck off, you underage piece of dogshit
Playing Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel. It's a bit shit, if I'm being honest.
>>27600629
Watching The Inbetweeners but when it's done I'm gonna listen to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OytZekcZst4
>>27600644
I'm 20 years old lad. Did a foundation degree and joining directly into 3rd year.
>>27600629
Watching Shinsuke Nakamura vs Sami Zayn. Might move on to listen to a bit of Radiohead shortly.
>>27600629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNNs68ovgv8
>>27600674
>I'm 20 years old lad. Did a foundation degree and joining directly into 3rd year.
>underage and a normie
yeah, fuck off
>>27600629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-hqIIC_opM
>>27600642
what is this? I'm watching the video on youtube but I don't really know the context.
>>27596105
might be coming here to do aerospace if I pull my finger out
>>27600629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SvVfT1ufaM
>>27600734
Laughing a Anita's rubbish
>>27600755
So... women-hating weirdos then?
>making a four hour response to a half an hour video
the autism is real
>>27600775
>if you don't agree with anita you're a woman hater
ok
Who is looking forward to the cricket?
I'm not sure whether or not I should watch it at home on a stream or by myself down the pub.
I don't really want to get pissed but it will inevitably happen.
>>27600775
>So... women-hating weirdos then?
Yeah, I guess so
>>27600797
Hadn't heard of this guy until now, but as I said he made a four hour video criticising her, posts weirdly detailed updates about her on his reddit. It's clear that this is more than "not agreeing with her".
>>27600824
Probably some stunted man child who thinks this will get her attention and force her to fall in love with him
>>27600801
What's the point in her posing like this when she has no ass.
Women I swear.
>>27598838
There are two university in canterburu bruv.
Kent Uni
Canterbury christ church.
REEE yourself
>>27600865
Neither of which is called "University of Canterbury" you absolute fucking cunt. Kill yourself, then I can tell your parents you died a colossal fucking faggot who can't even read basic fucking english.
>>27600857
Don't even see her bum in the animation on screen, just her torso
>>27600878
Only a Sith deals in absolutes my friend
>>27600824
>>27600845
You're with either Sargon or Sarkesian. Which is it?
>>27601011
Grow up you underage neckbeard shit
Had a pleasant experience last night lads. I went to my aunt's house for a little party and tried a bunch of different cheeses while I was drunk.
I have never been a cheese person, I always look at cheeses, smell them and think "why the fuck would anybody want that anywhere near their mouth?". Anyway after a while a few people were like "Go on, just try it" and I eventually caved and said "Fine, if it will get you to leave me alone"
An hour later I had demolished a big stack of those wafer cracker things on my ownwith different cheeses on top, all of them were very nice but I can't remember most of their names, there was about 10 different ones.
Went to the shop there and now I'm tucking into some camembert and also some Wensleydale with cranberries on a comfy Sunday afternoon. I was going to get some blue cheese but I thought I'd just play it safe for now until I find out which ones I ate at the party.
Thanks for reading my little blog fuccbois, I like cheese now
>>27601011
Hi Leafy fan. Fuck off pls.
>>27601045
Can't actually engage in discussion? Ok then, not that I'd expect much else from a feminist.
>>27601011
Pathetic women-hating neckbeard who calls himself "sargon" or actual functional member of society with friends and a job. Tough choice there.
>>27600403
Fuck it lads
>tried to make my grandad watch Limmy's show
>he just stands there awkwardly not laughing and throwing me odd looks and telling me about scottish comedians he likes
Just kill me I'm so ashamed of myself
>>27601073
>women-hating
Confirmed for never having watched Sargon.
>>27601076
Bet he likes Kevin Bridges
Sargon of Akkad (otherwise known as Carl Benjamin) is a fat MRA alcoholic who loves to see women cry, probably why he is a notorious wife-beater, and doesn't give a shit if children get raped by sand niggers. Someone who was so egotistical that he named himself after someone who founded an entire fucking dynasty and empire, Carl has become the main figurehead with 250k+ subs in a 'New Wave' of parasitic YouTube Ranters who like to circlejerk each other off to videos that disagree with their ideological world view by splicing in their snarky 'rebuttals' bearing their severe autism over a microphone or camera, for their audience to groupthink themselves into self-delusion as 'intellectually superior'.
The ultimate case study has shown that the dumbest, most obese Americunts will believe anything you tell them, provided it comes from someone with an English accent (because dem limeys are smart people, y'all, Ah'll tell yer huhwut!), Sargon of Akkad records his TL;DW videos with a tinfoil hat on and does "research" by looking shit up on Google and Wikipedia (he gets paid to do it, by the way) and then coming to the conclusion that everything is part of a government, feminist conspiracy. Occasionally he invites feminists hoebags to his "show" and has his ass handed to him by them, because having an actual debate with a real life person is considerably harder than finding a YouTube video you disagree with, pausing said YouTube video and then talking down to it, as if you expect it to answer back; either that, or he engages in circlejerks with his e-celeb friends that can sometimes last up to six hours.
>>27601076
Limmy's Show is pretty abstract excluding the tried and tested sketches. My mum really likes it however.
>>27601076
Put a Frankie Boyle dvd on
>>27601127
When he isn't making videos about how the social justice warriors is out to get him, he makes a weekly video where he reads internet articles and then yells at them. Seriously, about 90% of his videos are just him reading some boring news article or watching a video and basically going, "Pffft, well, THAT'S stupid." Sargon likes to cultivate an aura of being a learned renaissance man, expert in numerous topics from science to politics to history, but he is, in actual fact, a high school dropout who never attended college and has no formal qualifications. Most of his videos are riddled with inaccuracies, particularly his videos about history - a topic he seems to have learned about mainly through playing Medieval Total War and Warhammer. Since he has literally nothing better to do, Sargon has made YouTube his full time career, as well as he has made several YouTube videos about shit no one cares about, meaning that he is guaranteed to start showing up in your YouTube recommendations if you watch even a single one of his videos, no matter how many times you tell YouTube that you're not interested in his bullshit. Seriously, he will never go away. It's like a fucking plague of smug, self-proclaimed fedora tier "logic".
>>27600456
bloodborne is a really different game to be fair. it's a lot faster and based on interruptions and aggression. it rewards playing fairly dangerously. dark souls rewards pragmatism and encourages you to be intelligent and manage each fight carefully. don't worry about the story and try to look up as little as possible because a lot of the fun is derived from working out and overcoming challenges yourselfeven if you look it all up, you still have to actually execute the moves to finish the game. you'll enjoy yourself
People who are better at YouTube than Sargon:
>GradeAUnderA
That's right, a smelly paki who yells a lot and isn't funny.
>Stuart Ashen
That's right, a boring cunt who's outstayed his "quirky bullshit" welcome.
>Emma Blackery
That's right, some fucking roastie.
>h3h3 Productions
That's right, a Jew and his ugly Jew wife.
Feel free to add more shitty youtube "personalities" to the list
>>27601189
>better at YouTube
>hating on Ashens and Lindybeige
You're in the wrong thread.
I have 200 to waste on amazon uk, what should I buy robots (doesn't have to be one item) I like books, don't play games but really like technology
>>27601127
>Sargon of Akkad
Sounds like some stupid genre fiction pleb shit name that some pulp fiction hack like Tolkien or Martin.
>>27599442
Lol and I've got two packs of codiene sitting around not being used. Wibble.
>>27601189
Only thing I'll disagree with is that the jew wife is fit. But yeah GAUA and h3h3 are both shite.
>>27601213
Ole Anderson's book.
>>27601211
Ashens was funny like, 2 years ago. His recent content is fucking trash. Especially all his bullshit collaborations.
>>27601213
Wanna buy me some stuff?
Where's all these youtube fangirls come from?
>>27601214
He was a Jewish king famous for having women put to death if they were unattractive.
>>27601135
the only limmy's show sketch that i remember genuinely laughing at was the one where he analyses the discreet 'magic trick' that the anchor man did.
>>27601264
That's really fitting actually. Apart from the fact that his youtube namesake has probably never interacted with a woman in real life.
>>27601164
It sounds like Bloodborne is mostly different mechanics, how you've described them there. They seem quite thematically similar in terms of style and design though.I really like the cosmic horror theme of BB, but I don't have a PS4 to be honest.
Thanks though, I'm sure I will enjoy it. I just hope I don't get too frustrated and lose interest. I've heard it said that everyone's first soulsborne game is the hardest, so I'll try and keep that in mind.
>>27601282
It's also made up. Enjoy that egg on your face.
Bristol suicide pact?
Just made myself throw up lads. Nothing really came up because I haven't really eaten anything today, only pepsi max so it was kind of brown. Doing it with a toothbrush was much easier than with my fingers when I last tried it. Will start properly tomorrow.
>>27601311
>typed a couple of sentences anonymously online
>egg on my face
fucking wew, how have you proved anything by making up a fact and then immediately revealing your ruse?
Like, I thought the made up fact was fitting, but then it turned out to be made up, but so what? He's still a weird sexist neckbeard.
>>27601363
stay butthurt
kek
Afternoon lads.
Nice day out today. Going to take my niece and nephew to the park so I can get out and not sit inside all day like the useless piece of shit that I am.
>>27601048
Well done lad, enjoy your cheese
>my graphics card ( 7950 ) died a couple of months ago
>want to buy a new one for Dark Souls 3 but the new generation will come out later this year
>debating on whether to spend 150 on a entry level card or risk 70-100 on a used one
anyone got any card reccomendations for this? thinking 950 or 960 if new, can get something like a 770 off ebay for like 70 but im too scared
really fancy playing through Oblivion again desu lads.
>>27601722
I only played it for the first time last summer. Couldn't get into it desu.
What's so great about it?
>>27601712
I've had a 770 for about 2ish years, it's pretty decent. Don't think I'll need to upgrade for a good while yet.
>>27601751
the great exploration and atmosphere desu. maybe its because i played it when it first came out but love everything about it..
>>27601576
Good lad, family time is something often neglected in the modern worlds. One of the most impressive things about asian cultures is they tend to look out for one another a lot more than we do.
>>27601722
>playing through
please don't tell me you actually play the campaign to completion. I've put hundreds of hours into Oblivion and haven't done more than half of the main quest.
>>27601836
oh god no lad, i want to do all the side quests and expansions. maybe try and get 100% exploration by the end.
>>27601865
I really don't know why bethesda are so good at creating compelling side quests but their min quests are so dull
>tfw some random monk voiced by sean bean is the hero instead of the player
>>27601787
collectivist cultures
>>27601955
Sucks being born into a individualist culture desu. Being Germanic is fucking shite.
Also, the three most successful oppressive regimes/empires of modern times are all Germanic. Hope we all get wiped off the face of the earth.
>>27602065
to be fair you're pretty much the opposite of oppressive now
Just sent out an email to 20 students asking them to attach their CVs and reply
Not sure what I hope to gain
her phone number, maybe?
>>27601751
Poleaboo feels the same way, he tried playing it about 8 years ago though since he's not a child
>>27600423
What does poleaboo have planned for today?apply to some jobs lad
>>27602187
Entire world is dominated by American economy, media and culture. Unfortunately Germanic influence on world affairs is stronger than it ever has been. Add to that the fact that Germany pretty much dictate the EU.
>>27602187
*we're
>>27602065
why all the self-hatred? The germanic people have also given the world much in terms of infrastructure and human development
>>27602210
Wish I could stop being so childish. Need to stop playing vidya and start filming women when they are on the loo, this is definitely the key to functioning in adult society.
>>27602251
Not so sure about that. Much of the enlightened thinking of northern Europe was rediscovered from ancient Mediterranean civilisations. The US, Britain and Germany have all borrowed heavily from their subjects/slaves when it comes to technological and cultural advancement.
The Germanic mind can only see the world in terms of conquering and destroying, it has no creative streak.
>>27602213
>apply to some jobs lad
It's all shit
http://www.indeed.co.uk/jobs-in-Rochdale
barely any jobs, many are too far away or require me to fill out an application form that takes 20+ minutes but have a 1% chance of hiring me
Applied to those warehouse jobs dozens of times but they keep ignoring me
It's pointless, only reason to apply is to keep myself busy but there are other alternatives for that
>>27602210
>self harms
sure seems like a child to me
Leicester are actually going to win the league aren't they.
>>27602352
Just looked up the league table. Haven't watched the footie in about 2 years.
What the fuck? How are they on top?
>you will never be a cute anime girl
Just fucking smash my shit up senpai
>>27602375
Basically sheer luck. They are just an average midtable side who happen to have got lucky on so many occasions this season that they are somehow on top, and all their rivals are bottlers as well.
>>27602352
For fucks sake, Southampton. Arsenal literally don't have a hope anymore.
>>27602308
>but there are other alternatives for that
Those other alternatives further degrade your mental well being though lad. Try and get better. Applying for jobs is more positive.
>>27602352
Pretty much, yeah. Only team that can realistically stop them now is Tottenham, and they're perennial bottlers.
>>27602304
you're speaking in very broad strokes. What I'm saying is that, for example, in the british empire, when it colonised countries, it may have taken control by force but it also would have aided the civilisation in many ways such as the building of hospitals and education, enforcement of civil law ect. Sure, it's true that it had many slaves-but so did many other cultures at that time-it was a norm. The fruits of the industrial revolution was the increase in living standards and this can be seen all over the world.
>>27602428
>>27602375
Poleaboo believes it also has something to do with Mahrez being world class
Still gutted for City though
>>27602446
Technological progress is pretty inevitable though. Doesn't really matter who they were colonised by, most African countries right now have a pretty similar state of development, largely based on the geography of the country.
For example, Thailand isn't significantly different from it's neighbors that were colonised. These countries didn't need empire to progress technologically.
>>27602484
Yeah, think Mahrez is the only player who is genuine class, the rest are just chancers really. Especially Vardy.
>>27602571
Poleaboo really hates Vardy, doesn't deserve half the hype he gets
VOTE 4 CORBYN
>>27602604
fugg of gommie
>>27602604
Agreed, if you don't vote Corbyn, fuck off
>>27602604
Honestly if you are a robot and don't vote for Corbyn you are basically a class traitor.
>>27602604
corbyn is too much of a leftie, it would be a step backwards.
VOTE 4 BORIS
>>27602535
>Technological progress is pretty inevitable though.
perhaps but you have to admit that it was very much accellerated by colonisation.Some cultures just seem to stagnate-hence all the poverty ridden destitute nations which still exist. I would also argue that the ideas and technolgy could have been passed on to neighboring countries that were not themselves colonised.
>>27602442
Maybe in another 3 months, I'm feeling quite motivated after making no progress during the period when I was applying to jobs
>>27602484
Why would you be gutted for City? They have the money and resources to just rebuild and come back next season in a new, unstoppable form.
Leicester or Tottenham, it's good for one of the little clubs to win it once in a while.
>>27597227
yeah well I literally can't express how much better my life has been since I attended Oxford. I went to a state school and gradually became the stereotypical moody, withdrawn sensitive type who both despises the quality of his immediate culture and feels a weird pride for having been raised in a sort of anti-intellectual and brutal environment. I was all set to take my Russell Group humanities BA and spend my life working as an anonymous, insecure wageslave forever thankful of being offered a job and forever too insecure to pursue my creative ambitions. The chip on my shoulder had become something of a wedge, and I felt too out of place regardless of my environment, too resentful and bitter to even attempt to make it in the artistic world. Then I finally applied for Oxford and got in to study an English MA, with reassurance that should I work hard enough a career in academia or within one of Oxford's affiliated companies would be almost guaranteed. I turned up as apprehensive as usual, and the first few days were spent regretting my decision and desperately feigning a cultured personality. But then I realized that the people there were just interesting and that the snobbery and exclusivity I had anticipated was just a myth borne out of my working class upbringing. I've since graduated, having spend the year dining in grand halls with groups of interesting people, dating several girls (one of whom, a petite Russian whose family traces back to the aristocracy, is now my fiancee). I work four days a week at a publishing company and earn ?38k a year. I regularly meet up with friends from my college and visit Oxford for nights out and for meetings with my professors.
>>27602604
Problem is corbyn will never be prime minister, It's a wasted vote.
>>27602308
You should try the gov job search, its actually pretty good
https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/JobSearch/PowerSearch.aspx?rad=20&rad_units=miles&pp=25&sort=rv.dt.di&vw=b&re=134&setype=2&tjt=&where=rochdale&q=
Have you not got any particular type of job youre looking for?
>>27602711
poleaboo is a city bandwagoner
>>27602684
I would take decelerated progress over imperialism any day m8. Just because empire brought some benefits, doesn't make up for its infinite evils.
>>27602737
Fuck off JCP shill, Universal Jobmatch is a fucking disaster of a site.
>>27602737
Not looking for anything in particular since I'm not qualified for anything
I just browse for low/no-skill stuff
I don't think the gov job search site is good for that reason, too clogged up with jobs that I can't apply to
>>27602741
Poleaboo supported City since he became a football fan
Even bought a shirt of AliBaba this season though I've never worn it
>>27602778
>Poleaboo supported City since he became a football fan
How long ago was that? Let me guess, when city won the league.
>>27602778
>Poleaboo supported City since he became a football fan
Can you fuck off with this third person shite.
>guy gives me some attention
>immediately start thinking about making tender love with him
Brain of a teenager I swear
If you wanted to get into football, who'd be a good, non-bandwagon, team to support?
>>27602819
You watch the games and decide from there.
>tfw the other people in the house slam the door like the fucking hulk is over for tea
anyone else near breaking point? Every time it happens the entire house shakes and my blood starts to boil and I want to fucking strangle everyone.
>>27602795
Correct
Everyone becomes a football fan at some point, only natural to support the top team at the time
>>27602819
Just support Arsenal, Spurs or Liverpool, they're a big club always in contention but won't win anything
>>27602819
The city you live in or are from.
>>27602819
how about your home team
>>27602840
Move out then if you hate it so much for fuck sake.
>>27602819
Citeh are a non bandwagon team as they are fucking shite, you should support them.
>>27602844
>Correct
Holy shit, you are a fake plastic fan. Kill yourself. No really, actually kill yourself already.
>>27602861
>just move out meme
wew, look at mister money lads over here. Can afford his own place.
>>27602844
>shamelessly admitting you're a bandwagoner
Shouldn't have expected less from the Paki Perv.
>>27602884
I make 26k. I'm not mister money kek. My place is pretty shit desu.
>>27602846
>>27602851
My home team aren't even in a major league.
I was thinking of supporting my university team, but they appear to be top of their league, so maybe not them.
>>27602900
>My home team aren't even in a major league.
Doesn't matter. There's no reason to support anyone else, otherwise you'll be a fake footie fan.
>>27602900
>My home team aren't even in a major league.
Who's that then?
>>27602885
>>27602874
Who the fuck are you to judge who is and who isn't a real fan?
You can support whoever you want and it's no ones business but your own
>>27602819
If you don't want to jump on the bandwagon then your local team is the best one to support, if not then your nearest Premier league/Championship side.
>>27602763
This. I only log onto it once a week because it says to in my agreement.
>tfw support home team my whole life
>tfw they become successful and stalker poo-fetishists from rochdale start supporting your team
>>27602910
I'd rather support someone who might be on TV at least once. I'm not going to go to their games.
>>27602914
Sittingbourne FC
>>27602898
I get 100 a week ESA senpai, your shit place is still a paradise compared.
>>27601341
I'm from Bristol, but not planning on killing myself any time soon.
Don't do it, you have so much to live for!
Just be yourself!!
Depression is a choice, you just need to get out of your rut!
Exercise and eat healthily, and you will be happy!
You need to put yourself out there!!
>>27602939
>Who the fuck are you to judge who is and who isn't a real fan?
Admitting you only got into football on the back of a title win is as plastic as you can get.
>>27602949
>Sittingbourne
Oh right. Kent's fucking shit for football.
>>27602939
You're a fake fan you stupid paki.
>>27602949
Doesn't have to be that local. If everyone supported the club that is closest to where they grew up, we would all be supporting non-league teams. Just support the championship/premier league team that is closest. There are tons of west ham fans in essex, for example.
>>27602948
City fans should stick together
CTID
Made a few reaction pics for /sp/, I've contributed to the cause
>>27602996
It's normal, how else is the sport supposed to gain new fans?
>>27602949
Then support your nearest Premier League/Championship side. Every county has at least one i'd have thought. Not a bad idea to support the local team at your university, at least you would have some connection to them.
>>27603031
Well then it's fine for Poleaboo to support City then since Rochdale are in League One and the Etihad is only like 10 miles from his house
>>27603031
Are you me senpai? pretty much gave the same advice and i'm from Essex.
>>27603055
>Made a few reaction pics for /sp/, I've contributed to the cause
You haven't contributed to shit.
>>27603080
>implying you would ever go to a game
Mcdonalds was packed today, probably due to half term. Sat on the single table next to another lad and ate my food. He had headphones in and was watching some anime or other. He turned to me and tried to ask me what I like. I moved to another table. I go through a lot of effort hiding my powerlevel, stop trying to out me. Fuck.
>>27602996
We've got Gillingham, who turn up once every three years or so for half a season.
>>27603031
I think the nearest Championship team to Kent would be Charlton Athletic, then possibly Brighton and Hove Albion. Nearest Premier League team is certainly West Ham, especially when they move to Stratford next year.
>>27603061
His nearest league team would be Gillingham in League One.
They're doing okay this season.
>Dad is a fierce Spurs fan
>Grandad on Mum's side is a fierce Arsenal supporter
There is a sharp divide in my family, lads.
>>27603055
We are actually so shit this season, that image is really relevant. Is it this week we are getting pumped by PSG?
How much does it cost to live alone in a flat?
>>27603133
Near me, in Bristol it's like 400-600 a month
>>27602535
>Thailand isn't significantly different from it's neighbors that were colonised
Passing trade would have still influenced them greatly. Just because they weren't colonised that doesn't mean they wouldn't have greatly benefitted from the technology and influence from the colonisers.
>>27603126
>both giving money to the jew for this 'divide'
Why do people act like football is so important? They act like the millionaires on the pitch give a shit about them.
>>27603127
Wednesday, lad. I'm a neutral but I'm looking forward to seeing you get pumped full of Zlatan.
>>27603133
depends were you want to live you dopey prick
>>27603133
It ranges from being basically free up north to having to offer up a pound of your own flesh every month in the south east.
>>27602649
I'm more of a robot than anyone in this thread and I'll never vote Comrade Corbyn. I might be a pathetic NEET but I will never accept a Muslim/IRA apologist.
Best thing for Corbyn is a stroke.
>>27603099
>implying you would ever go to a game
no but it's something I've been dreaming of for a while, looked at prices and stuff but I need someone more experienced to guide me to and around the stadium
>>27603127
That image has always been relevant, typical City etc
PSG are not a great team, they have similar flaws to City, it's an even game
>>27603133
Depends on what area you live in. Shit areas are cheaper but you can't leave the house during certain times or you'll get mugged.
I used to live in a really poor area alone. I only left for work and food shopping and that was during day times too. Even then it was really tense, the chavs there were really rough. Nothing happened but one group of chavs once said 'oi bumboy, come ova ere a sec'. I didn't look at them and speed walked away as fast as I could.
It's a shame because I only moved because of the area. The flat inside really nice.
About to fire up the FF XV demo lads. Am I in for a good time?
>>27603133
In Aberdeen it would be like a grand
>>27603174
Aguero loves the fans and the region
>>27603255
>Aguero loves the fans and the region
Yeah, course he does.
How fucking stupid are you?
>>27603216
Why do robots feel nationalistic sentiment. The majority of people in the country would feel disgust and pity if they met you.
People are divided by class, not nationality. Corbyn is the only mainstream politician in the UK who gives anything approaching a shit about robots.
>>27603223
>but I need someone more experienced to guide me to and around the stadium
As if that will ever happen.
>>27603280
He comes out with stupid shit like that all the time.
Once you get over the initial hunger, starving yourself is quite easy desu. Might see how long I can keep this up.
>>27603280
I'm one of the above City fans and even I know this is bollocks, the lad doesn't even speak English. He stays because of the money and English culture allowing him to lead a quiet, family life.
>>27603280
Pakipoo is delusional, his whole life is one big delusion.
>>27603286
>People are divided by class, not nationality
not necessarily, different nations have different cultural rules which can divide people
>>27603327
>different cultural rules
Just class by a different name. Social structures are the same the world over. Only idiots support the right, who are only interested in supporting the 1%.
>>27603308
>>27603280
Aguero always tries his hardest, interacts with fans, behaves himself well and never tried to move to another club
>money
He speaks Spanish and is best friends with Messi, you'd think he'd want to and could easily move to Barca/Real
He clearly loves the clubs
>>27603286
Because this nation has existed long before you or me. I'm quite happy to accept that I'm a fucking loser. I refuse to vote for a man who will make things easier for people like me. I'm a lazy waste of space, I accept that. The nation shouldn't have to suffer because of people like me.
I don't know, I think I just feel responsible for my people. I honestly don't really give a shit about the average person on the street yet I want Britain to remain relevant and respected. We don't want to end up like fucking Sweden.
Electing Corbyn will be a disaster economically and socially.
>>27603385
You really are fucking stupid aren't you?
>>27603387
Mate, I hate myself as well, but I don't transfer that hatred towards other people.
The people of Britain are not "your people", stop believing everything the elite want you to believe. You have far more in common with the average man in Ireland, Sweden etc. etc. than you do with the decision makers in your own country.
Urge to shitpost rising, lads.
Somebody call 111 before an emergency happens.
>>27603365
>Just class by a different name.
Really? What about religious factors to name the most obvious example I can think of? Surely you agree that, say, Islamic sentiments conflict with western ideals.
>>27603446
fuck off, you boring little cunt
>>27603469
stop trolling up britfeel
>Hart - "I might never catch the ball but I'll always make that leap of faith"
>Kompany - "I need to be strong.....for my team" - Kompany on the night of City's historic FA Cup win, his baby daughter had died 2 hours earlier
>Kolarov - "I stare into the eyes of every player I tackle, I have yet to meet one who didn't flinch"
>Otemendi & Roberts - "The war only stopped when the football started" - on their recollections of the Falklands War
>Sagna - "When I arrived here my living arrangements had not been completed but I was allowed to sleep at the stadium by Galassi, I have never fallen asleep so quickly in my life, that was when I knew I was home"
>Zabaleta - "Even in the darkest of failures, a man can sleep. But for the man who fails to give his all, his mind cannot rest. Ever"
>Demichelis - "When you give 100% you play with fire, you might destroy your opponents or you might get burned"
>Fernando - "Everyone at the Etihad is my brother, everyone" - Fernando on his Afro-Brazilian-Nationalist past
>Toure - "When I was at Olimpiacos I was a nigger, when I was at Barcelona I was a proud black man but at Manchester City I am simply Yaya"
>David Silva - "I love women, I love football, but if I had to choose, I'd die a virgin"
>Mangala - "Ooogu, boogu, bingo, bongo......sorry, were you expecting something else?"
>Richard Wright - "It's sad that the fans will never know just how much we love them"
>Fernandinho - "As long as a man has two feet to kick a football, he'll never be poor"
>Delph - "I didn't leave Villa cheaply, most players would pay to play for City"
>Clichy - "Born with this skin I was always told I was cursed, if that was true then this Manchester City shirt was the answer to my benediction"
>Bony - "They say slavery is dead but at Swansea I was just that, a slave dreaming off death. Manchester City FC doesn't "buy" players, it frees them and unleashes their potential"
Political Discussion edition
Bring back gay posting tbfh
>>27603385
Fucking hell I thought you'd stopped with that shit.
>>27603486
Oh for fuck's sake not this list of fictional quotes again.
>Sterling - "As a kid in Jamaica I dreamed of being the next Usain Bolt. As a teenager in England I dreamed of being the next David Beckham. When I arrived at the Etihad, I realised I was the first Raheem Sterling.
>De Bryne - "I was shocked when I heard MCFC had paid 55m for me, I told Shiek Mansour that it was too much, I wasn't worth such a stupendous fee. That charming man though just grinned, looked me in the eyes and declared "Are you kidding, Kevin? Don't you know Manchester City players are priceless."
>Navas - "Faster, faster, faster, it's all I ever think about, one of these days I travel through time"
>Nasri - "I am happy to take on all the abuse from the supporters because it means my teammates don't have to"
>Lampard - "Oi, oi, where your towers?" Lampard harassing American tourists at the airport during 9/11
>Aguero - "The greatest moment of my life" - Aguero claiming that scoring the winning goals against QPR were more important to him than the birth his child and his wedding
>Pellegrini - "Not every parents child can become an engineer but I am
"The greatest goalkeeping performance the world has ever seen, all for nought"
>Sinclair - "Now the Northerner is a friendly sort by nature, but will become irascible if they feel taunted. So until you have ascertained their level, it's very important to pretend to be one of their own."
[Sinclair approaches a man packing his shopping into his car]
>Sinclair - "Alright, our kid, will you take us down Wimmy Road for a quid?"
>Ihenacho - "Is he a cabby?
>Sinclair - "They're all cabbies in the north, Bony, for a price!"
>tfw mummu hasn't made dinner yet
I know it's early but my sleep schedule is weird so it's dinner for me now. But no dinner even though I would have had it by 4. Don't want to ask as I feel guilty that mummu cooks it me everyday even though i've been neet for 2 years. I'm hungry.
>>27603524
yet he keeps posting it like an absolute twat, unreal
>>27603524
The can be sourced, just not particularly easily, you really need to have your ear to the ground even as a City fan
>>27603496
Stopped posted on /sp/, it's a depressing season, not much talk about City
>>27603549
>The can be sourced
No, they can't. Only some can. Most are bullshit.
>>27603446
Not really, look at Saudi Arabia. The elite can do anything they want, whereas the workers are oppressed by strict laws, religious and otherwise. Religion is just another means of oppressing people, and, just like in our society, the very people who are being oppressed will defend the system that keeps them down.
They do it out of "allegiance to god", people in this country because the Daily Mail tells them that Corbyn will ruin the economy, but the end result is the same. The people on top have complete control over the average man or woman.
>>27603549
>just not particularly easily
a.k.a. I made them up
>>27603549
Yeah, it's so grim, we're not even relevant anymore. I preferred when we got constant abuse desu. Counting the days to Guardiola.
So Brits hab micro benis?
>>27603446
Britian is an Islamic country vote
>>27603617
*now.
Fucking auto correct
>>27602967
>I get 100 a week ESA senpai, your shit place is still a paradise compared.
Fair enough then. i'm still not mister money though. Can't you get housing bennies and move out if you're on esa? I think you can. Might be wrong on that though.
>>27601112
You were right.
>>27603567
I don't think that relion itself is entirely a by-product of class oppression. By that I mean that if, suddenly, we were to eliminate classes and everyone was equal-would everyone abandon religion-I don't think so. It doesn't all come down to class.
>>27603495
Politics and football, echhh
Lets get back to >tfw no bf
>>27603786
Fuck off with this poor quality meme
We know what website its from
>>27603795
Yeah, that's the problem with religion, and why it was supressed in socialist states like the USSR. It is effectively a class system if you look at it from the outside, but for believers it essentially their entire world view.
Our class system is perpetuated by the ruling classes, through the media mainly, but religion is self-perpetuating. Once you convert a man to Islam, it's incredibly hard to turn him back, despite the oppressiveness of the religion.
We are lucky that we live in such a secular country, where we can dream of equality.
>>27603908
hurts to think about tbf
>>27603908
sometimes it's nice to have a break from self-pity
>>27604063
Agree. We need to start talking about things that can uplift us rather than ruminating on our current shitty lives. Both sport and the dream of creating a better future can do that.
>>27604099
I thought ruminating on our shit lives was the whole point of these threads
Pizza GoGo is ordered and CrunchyRoll is loaded and ready to go.
I blame you lot for talking about Pizza GoGo Friday night. It's all I've been able to think about since.
I ate/drank too much over the weekend
Now I feel like a bloated fat cunt
>>27604209
Just enjoy talking to fellow robot brits desu, though I suppose it is called britfeel.
>>27602604
I wish there were more lefties on 4chan.
>>27603924
I'm sorry?
It's from spongebob and I like it. I didn't intend to offend anyone.
>>27604294
i think i went there.
>>27604228
you realise gogo use quorn instead of actual meat on their pizzas right?
you DO realise they're fucking disgusting... right?
>>27604294
I would let Corbyn put his socialist views in my warm mushy anus.
>>27604358
It's a takeaway pizza. Of course it's fucking disgusting.
Good thing you're not having any.
>>27604294
Yeah, hate seeing right wingers on britfeel especially. All the right-wing sentiment on here comes from Americans, stupid hick pseudo-fascists who don't leave their basements.
>>27604383
>takeaway pizza is disgusting
Wrong. Quorn is disgusting.
>>27604358
You absolute muppet
>>27604403
I'm actually quite fond. Each to their own.
What fake experience should I put on my CV? Something that is believable and easy to lie about if I'm asked about it.
>>27603163
Whereabouts in Bristol lad?
>>27602604
What a superb idea anon.
Just finished the D&D 5th edition starter adventure online with the D&D lads, pretty good fun desu, and 5th doesn't really seem that bad. I was playing as a cleric and had a great time with lots of versatility.
>>27604442
Just say that you volunteered for a small local charity. All charities are terribly run, so its believable that they wouldn't have any proof of your time volunteering.
>>27604345
That's really cool.
I only went the last two summers, and I had a great time, though I didn't go to many attractions or toruisty areas. The closest I got was going to see the large Buddha figure in Nara, but I realised I forgot my JR pass at the hostel so I just meandered around Kyoto.
I would post a picture, but they're all over 2MB and I can't be bothered to compress them right now.
>>27604392
Couldn't agree more.
>>27604392
>stupid hick pseudo-fascists who don't leave their basements
Typical lefty rhetoric - insult anyone who disagrees with your opinion
>>27604427
>likes imitation meat
Gays aren't allowed here.
>>27604513
Only the truth as I see it. A lot of american's have a borderline fascist outlook on world affairs, and there's no debate that they are very unintelligent people.
The problem is that they make up a majority on here and pretty much any major english language website, and Brits get exposed to their shitty right-wing memes to the extent that they start believing them.
Hate americans more than anything desu, they are by far the most destructive and oppressive power in the world, and need to be stopped.
>>27604043
>qtgf leaves me
>think I'll just switch to femboys now
I don't suppose a Pot Noodle and three bogeys counts as a Sunday dinner does it?
>>27604294
>>27604392
>Being a socialist
This is why I hate this country.
Fucking everyone my age is some raving leftie who always wants to debate politics and show off to me about how much they care for poor people. This is why I defriended half of the people on my Facebook, because I never speak to them and yet they keep sharing Corbyn posts and ranting about rich people like brainless drones.
I literally don't care. I hate British politics. David Cameron bores me, Jeremy Corbyn makes me angry, and Nigel Farage is irrelevant and just chats shit about immigrants because uneducated white people love it.
All I want is a peaceful libertarian country where free speech is defended, drugs are legal, and there isn't a constant swarm of lefties trying to tax Coca Cola or nationalise the bus service or some shit.
>>27604673
>libertarian
Fucking kek. People like you are an absolute dream for the elite. The entire media establishment in the UK is set up to create people like you, who "don't care" about politics and will do nothing to change the current situation.
>tfw every party is shit
Quite tempted to make my own, lads.
>>27604750
>People like you are an absolute dream for the elite
Who exactly is "the elite", mate? Because I seriously hope you don't think "the elite" in this country is right-wing. Even David Cameron is a die-hard centrist.
>The entire media establishment in the UK is set up to create people like you
Except you ignore the fact that at least half, if not more, of the British media is violently pro-leftwing and will tar anything even remotely right-of-centre as "evil/fascist". See the Mirror, the Guardian, the Independent, etc.
And most of the media outlets you describe as "right-wing" are not actually right-wing, they're simply anti-immigration and culturally nationalistic. Which are beliefs that I do not sympathise with.
>who "don't care" about politics and will do nothing to change the current situation.
I wish I could afford to not care. But I do have to care about politics to quite a large degree, because socialist shills like you are everywhere and apparently want to turn my country into an Eastern Bloc dump.
The sooner you realise that the left-wing IS the establishment in Britain, the better. Every major media outlet is pushing left-wing economics, "tax the rich", "nationalise everything" nonsense.
Twenty20 World Cup Final's a fucking cracker lads
England could actually pull this one off desu
West Indies need 19 off 6 balls now
>>27604867
Don't worry lad, Corbyn is democratising the Labour party. Soon all the Blairite scum will be gone and party members will be able to have a say in its policies and objectives.
Would like to kindly request everyone discussing politics to fuck off to /pol/
Who /smashed/ here?
Started drinking some JD and coke at about 11 so I could get in that comfy mode for the rest of the day. By 2pm I drank all the coke and JD and then just switched to the single malt
Feeling really comfy lads. I finally understand why people get drunk during the day, everything seems so easy and relaxed
>>27604893
Jesus fucking chist the delusion.
Redefine your ideas of right and left mate, they are extremely wrong.
The elite are the people with money, as always. These are the people who own the newspapers, control TV etc.
You seem to be confusing liberal politics with left-wing politics. Liberals (the Guardian) see the problems in society but not the causes. They're all about "charity" and political correctness etc. but don't actually want serious reform.
The country we live in is outrageously undemocratic, the people have almost no power. If the media truly were left wing as you claim, they would be up in arms about this. But of course they're not, because at the end of the day, if actual change came about, the people who control the country would have less money.
>>27604898
LGTSS
>BEN CHOKES
>>27604898
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME.
FUCKING HELL ENGLAND.
>>27603424
This
Robots blinded by nationalism are idiots
>>27604673
>Fucking everyone my age is some raving leftie
What age is that, out of curiosity?
You know, not all socialists are the same. I haven't said a word about Corbyn inside or outside of 4chan ever until I came to this thread for the first time, about an hour ago. I don't bother people with my opinions.
You might not care, but a lot of other people do.
>>27605043
It's a shame that I know some of the issues I care about personally will never get far in Parliament, simply because nobody cares about them, whether they be left or right.
I'm still pretty mad about the stupidity the conservative party pushed onto the clueless people leading up to the referendum on AV.
>>27604959
I can't do it anymore lad. I used to love getting a nice mid-afternoon buzz, but I can't handle it now because I always feel shit by bedtime. I have a Guiness and a Hobgoblin in the fridge though so I might have something in a bit.
Though that's another distraction in a fucking completely unproductive day.
>>27605095
>>27605107
My dad's fucking raging lads. Crying about poor sportsmanship and calling the West Indies cheaters.
Fucking lel.
>>27605168
why are brits so pathetic
>>27605043
>Redefine your ideas of right and left mate, they are extremely wrong.
>You seem to be confusing liberal politics with left-wing politics. Liberals (the Guardian) see the problems in society but not the causes. They're all about "charity" and political correctness etc. but don't actually want serious reform.
Not really. The left is the realm of state-controlled economies and collectivism. The right is for free market economics and individualism.
As far as I can see, the Guardian/Independent/Mirror are still in favour of broad nationalisation of the economy and the erosion of individual rights, while all of the so-called "right-wing papers" are still in favour of some nationalised industries, and are also anti-individualist.
There are incredibly few media outlets in this country that are for genuine free market economics. You will never see a major newspaper argue for the abolition of the NHS or the BBC, no matter how poor their output gets.
>The elite are the people with money, as always. These are the people who own the newspapers, control TV etc.
And yet the BBC still exists, providing large swathes of British people with literal state-dictated news and information.
The only elite here is the government, and the only reason they have as much power as they do is because mindless, usually left-wing, voters keep handing away powers to them at the ballot box because they think "well, the state is less evil than corporations!"
Rich people can only have true power in so far as they can influence government policy with money. And if government policy is influenced by money, then that's not a free market system, that's a corporatist system.
>The country we live in is outrageously undemocratic, the people have almost no power.
In what way exactly? In what way is your life hindered by the "undemocratic" nature of Britain?
Democracy is a sham anyway. The idea that the 51% should be able to dictate the lives of the 49% is collectivist nonsense.
>>27605164
>What age is that, out of curiosity?
I'm 20. Most people I know below the age of 30 are left-wing. And many of them are Corbyn supporters.
Most young people are left-wing because their friends are, and because they think it's cool/rebellious.
>You might not care, but a lot of other people do.
Problem is that the people that do care want to force me to care.
>I'm still pretty mad about the stupidity the conservative party pushed onto the clueless people leading up to the referendum on AV.
I agree with you there.
>>27605417
>I'm 20. Most people I know below the age of 30 are left-wing. And many of them are Corbyn supporters.
Good thing barely anyone under 30 votes then eh?
Doing some research
http://strawpoll.me/7269598/
http://strawpoll.me/7269598/
>>27605362
Again, your view of politics is incredibly right-centric. Being in favour of nationalising certain services and organisations in no way makes a media outlet "left-wing". I suppose the terms are largely subjective and unimportant anyway.
The point is that we live in a free market economy, and no media outlet proposes any serious kind of reform.
Obviously I am no fan of their politics, but UKIP received 12 percent of the national vote, and got nothing for it, whereas just 37 percent of the population voted for the party that received complete control. That's an obviously broken system.
Again, you are conflating liberalism and left-wing ideals. Personally I fucking hate liberals. They are pretty much as you describe, they are happy to complain about the problems of society, but will never push for serious change.
Pretty much the whole of Europe operates under "liberal-democratic" systems, but this is in no way the same as a left wing government.
>>27605538
>im an idiot lol
>im a decent person
>im an idiot lol
nice wording on those choices m8
>>27605538
Voted middle option because you didn't really give an option for someone who is on the path so to speak.
Ice floating through sprite
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGGOcuJf1V0
I've lived in the UK for 7 months now and I have never been to Gregg's, am I missing out?
>>27606013
Head out now and get us a steak bake, sausage roll, and a yumyum please lad.
>>27606013
Don't get the hype desu, got a sausage roll there once and was extremely disappointed.
>>27606013
just fuck off back to where you came from
>>27606013
It's good, cheap food. I hate living in Manchester because there's no Gregg's that are open late. My local one closes at 5 and isn't open on Sundays
>>27606057
Welfare isn't good enough where I'm from lad, would be forced into the wagekek life if I moved back.
>>27600597
gl london is shit
>>27606092
fuck off Jack you prick
>tfw mummy still has chocolates left from mothers day and the flowers I gave her haven't died yet
feels good to know that she is reminded of my devotion daily desu.
about to head to the shop. What should i get?
>>27606360
Beer senpai.
lovely beer
>>27606360
cheapest voddy you can get and some shite-brand lemonade
>>27606360
Probably beer. Don't want to be on the ale alone here.
>>27606360
Cheap booze
What do you want to be when you grow up?
>>27606578
Dead hopefully tbqh
>>27606708
my response also. couldn't be arsed getting around r9k though.
>>27606578
Beth Lily's bf
>>27606578
Would love to work in academia. Reasonable wages and just reading/writing about obscure, esoteric areas of my subject. Lecturing would be fairly fulfilling too.
>>27607019
Enjoy competing with 10,000 other people applying for the same position.
t. someone who wanted to go into academia and couldn't and now has a life devioid of meaning or purpose
>>27606837
what the fuck do they put in the water in britland? seems almost all your girls have monster cow tits
>>27606837
Her tits are too big. Make her profoundly unattractive. Literally any pose other than that and they will look disgusting.
>>27607095
Yeah. I feel acutely aware how insanely unspectacular I am in terms of academia. Maybe I'll try and do a masters at Oxbridge or something, but until then I foster little hope.
>>27606474
You're not alone lad. Don't worry.
>>27607115
fuck off, theyre perfect. don't you shame her, etc etc
>>27607178
What are we drinking mate?
>>27607212
Soon as she lets her arms go you've got two deflating balloons flapping in the wind with a fucking galaxy of chest between them. no thanks m8
>>27607115
I don't think look too big
>>27607349
she's younger than me
as are the teen porn stars to whom i masturbate
i'm only 22
why does this make me sad
took 18 caps of DXM yesterday and now my right ear hears weird lads. whenever i hear something its weird as fuck.
i only weight 70kilos
also the trip fucking sucked, experienced jackshit. then at about the peak of the experience i went to sleep and when i layed down and went nearer to sleep i had sort of a lucid dream where I would visualize random things (though no negative/terrifying things) very very fast and altering superfast and i would hear music/tunes i had never heard before in my life. but once i moved i went out of it
What is also funny is that DXM has anti-depressant characteristics by acting like an SSRI but despite that I don#t feel better now or more euphoric or something. probably proof that I am not depressed.
i am going to do a break of like 3 months and then take 24 caps at once or more
>>27607273
Big bottles of desperados.
Cheaper than the little ones and delicious.
You?
WHO /NEWCASTLEUNI/ HERE
>>27596485
w-why is it bad
>>27607585
>DXM
occc
>>27607606
Man, I've not had Desperados since an exceptionally grim night out in Leeds years ago (don't worry, I was at a music night, alone).
I've got Guinness. It's making me really peckish though so I might treat myself to some oven chips and curry sauce to go with the next tin.
After extensive testing, the furthest I can open my fridge door without the light coming on, is 5.08cm. What a Saturday night that was.
>>27607666
>hur dur le DXM is bad because I read on bluelight that it damages your brain
maybe you should read the actual research on the matter. the claims that it causes olney's lesions were retracted. DXM is one of the lighter drugs. alcohol is 10 times as bad, hangover is fucking terrible.
i took 18 capsules of dxm yesterday and feel fine beside the ear thingy. but btw it just cleared itself up, i hear normal now. so maybe this was unrelated to the dxm.
and even though this experience was "boring", it was not bad or terrifying. also i did not puke, didnt get nauseous at all or get any other bad side effects besides the usual stuff like double vision and bad motor control.
i bet your normalshit-ass takes alcohol and thinks all other drugs are worse. they aren't. alcohol is one of the harder drugs. I'd rather take 2 boxes of DXM than drink a bottle of vodka. would probably end up in a hospital from the latter.
>>27607796
>alcohol is one of the harder drugs
>>27607796
>alcohol is 10 times as bad, hangover is fucking terrible.
One of the only reasons I'd love weed to be legalised. Alcohol hangovers are awful.
>>27607674
Love me some Guinness. Excellent choice.
Makes me full as fuck after a couple though and I had plans to eat far too much Chinese food tonight. Which I accomplished, proudly.
How was the music night in Leeds? Not been there in years.
>>27607846
i know that's hard to believe for normies like you who like to shoot themselves off each weekend but yes, that's true.
Think about it for a second: From alcohol, in amounts as it's taken by normies on weekends, you get a severe hangover.
From a trip-dosage of DXM you get NO hangover whatsoever and most of the time don't even have to puke while on it, except if you move very fast maybe.
>>27607896
yeah, I've never taken weed but from what I've heard it's also not as bad as alcohol.
>>27607938
Alcohol doesn't leave you a brain damage retard.
DXM is more of an ormie drug than alcohol because it's what retards at parties and raves take.
>>27608044
I thought it did or at least the dehydration
>>27607938
>taken weed
wew
>>27607938
DXM is the normie drug. It's a drug for normies who can't get drugs easily you fucking retard.
>>27607910
>How was the music night in Leeds? Not been there in years.
I used to go up there occasionally on the train by myself and they were always great. Leeds puts on a good night. Obviously normies galore, but better than travelling to London. Also end up chatting to loads of ketted up loons too, which is entertaining.
>>27608044
>Alcohol doesn't leave you a brain damage retard.
but it literally does
There is no proof that DXM causes brain damage in humans.
>DXM is more of an ormie drug than alcohol because it's what retards at parties and raves take.
that is extremely uncommon, i don't know where you heart that but normies mostly take speed/MDMA at raves. and alcohol is not taken at social events? normalshit please, alcohol is by far the MOST normie drug ever. moreso than other drugs. are you actually drunk right now or why do you post retarded shit like that?
>>27608097
>DXM is a normie drug
>DXM is available over the counter
>it's a drug for normies who can't get drugs easily
>DXM is available over the counter
>DXM is a normie drug
>calls me a retard
enjoy your Cirrhosis
>>27608044
>>27608097
Alcohol is what wagecuck normalshit plebs drink at a club/bar after work when they want to fuck some ugly roasties.
Besides, all drugs are for normies.
>>27608234
>Besides, all drugs are for normies.
Not taking drugs is way more normie.What a stupid argument this is.
>>27608234
>Besides, all drugs are for normies.
I agree with this desu
There is no drug for robots. Robots don't take drugs. What's the point? Waaaa, i'm sad so i'm going to drink, waaaa, i'm going to do drugs because i'm sad. Grow up.
>>27608274
>Not taking drugs is way more normie.
No, it's not. Degen normies take drugs and you know it.
>>27608234
>>27608293
DXM is the most robot drug ever because its full effects unfold if you deprive yourself of as much sensory input as possible. This is easiest done when you are alone and as isolates as posssible in a dark room so it's not really a drug you can enjoy at parties/raves. except maybe a 1st plateau dosage, but its intensity is so low that normies might as well take MDMA or amphetamine.
>>27608322
>robots aren't degenerates
>>27608293
>Grow up.
>on an albanian sock puppet discussion board
>>27596031
ameribro here, just woke up. how yall donin
>>27607585
>then at about the peak of the experience i went to sleep and when i layed down and went nearer to sleep i had sort of a lucid dream where I would visualize random things (though no negative/terrifying things) very very fast and altering superfast and i would hear music/tunes i had never heard before in my life.
was this as awesome as it sounds
what exact product do i have to buy
>>27608182
>m-my drug isn't popular
You are going full normie by claiming you take underground drugs. Fucking keel yourself.
>>27608339
>DXM is the most robot drug ever because its full effects unfold if you deprive yourself of as much sensory input as possible. This is easiest done when you are alone and as isolates as posssible in a dark room so it's not really a drug you can enjoy at parties/raves. except maybe a 1st plateau dosage, but its intensity is so low that normies might as well take MDMA or amphetamine.
So why do you take it?
>>27608382
>underground drugs
>over the counter cough medicine
i said nowhere that it's underground you fucking retard, i just said that it's not commonly taken at parties/raves. are you this fucking drunk that you can't comprehend simple shit like that?
>>27608404
because I'm a real robot unlike you fucking alcohol-drinking normalshit
>>27608377
bretty gud
iyutuyyuyu
>>27608427
>because I'm a real robot unlike you fucking alcohol-drinking normalshit
>virgin
>no job
>on bennies
>25
Let's see your stats you fucking cunt.
>no i'm more of a robot!!
>no i am!!
>no my drug makes me more of a robot!!
>no me not taking drugs makes me less normie!!
fucking hell lads, get a grip.
>>27608274
Normies take drugs. That's how they cope.
Robots don't have feelings and as such don't take drugs.
ITV has a program on right now about how a single mother produces terrible children.
>>27608458
we cant, we've been alone for so long our minds have deteriorated beyond repair
>>27608458
i wish some refugeenigger could just beat me to death desu so that this suffering finally ends
>>27608466
Sounds about right. Maybe that's why I ended up here.
>>27608493
if someone were to look into our minds what would they see? i cant imagine it would be anything good
>>27608461
>Robots don't have feelings
The robot is the most feminine, most emotional being ever, which is why he failed so miserably at life.
Is Ex Machina worth downloading?
>>27608455
>drinks alcohol
yeah, normie
>>27605944https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTxZhUfxTeY
>>27608566
thats how they start, but eventualy all they will feel is loneliness, sadness and anger. its actually quite a deadly combination if they're pushed to far they just go insane after that
>>27608649
Who said I drank? I have no money to buy alcohol. My parents only drink socially and I never go out with them, it's not worth it even for the alcohol. My last drink was new year.
>>27608566
Incorrect. Robots are logical and unfeeling.
Feelings have no place on this board, take it to tumblr.
>>27608619
I enjoyed it. It's a nice little proper sci-fi story. Doesn't have illusions of grandeur and does what it sets out to do well.
Watching King Kong on ITV2 right now for the first time in a while, but I'm sure there was supposed to be a crunch sound when Kong breaks the dino jaw that they edited out.
>>27608682
>loneliness, sadness and anger
that's what I mean with most feminine, most emotional being ever you pathetic manchild.
>>27608689
>posting shitty memes and greentext stories and ranting about stuff all day
>imediatly getting so emotional when you try to logically argue with them that they call you shitty memes like "normie" or "roastie" rather than using counter arguments like well educated logical people would
they are like women.
>hur dur go to tumblr
yeah you don't sound mad at all
>>27608772
Thanks
27608772
Started wearing womens underwear recently
Feels pretty good tbfh
>>27608689
>Feelings have no place on this board
>thread is called britfeel
>feel
>>27608854
It's ironic. We're big about post-irony here on 4chan, enjoy your stay newfriend.
>>27608772
Personally just found it slow and predictable. How am I supposed to empathise with a main character who dooms humanity because he wants to shag a literal fucking robot?
>>27608866
ironic because they don't have actual real problems since they live in their manchild-world until the day they dieor kill themsleves
>>27608853
I dabbled with this when I was a teen. Can't remember why I stopped.
What do you like about it anon?
>>27608853
Where do you get them from? Don't you feel like people will judge you when you buy it? That's what I'm always worried about.
>>27608866
Well then are you ironic or in post-irony, which would then lead to sincerity?
cant remember the last time i've had thunder
>>27609046
we just had a little bit just now-and lightning
>>27609067
are you in essex?
mootblox
>>27609090
essex/suffolk-the border
>put chips in the oven
>set phone timer
>potter about impatiently for half an hour
>phone goes off
>go to kitchen
>the oven was off
Why is sunday so shit lads?
>>27608815
>spends 20 minutes writing out a reply
>calls others mad
>>27609229
it took less than 5 minutes and i enjoyed it. i do this because i like to do it, otherwise I wouldn't even bother responding.
>>27609229
everyone calls everyone mad for anything. It seems to be the standard response to try and get a one up on people, doesn't matter if you actually believe it or not. By the way I'm already mad so don't even bother.
>>27606057
>just fuck off back to where you came from
Why so mean? You're judging someone without any information other than the fact that they were not born in Britain.
This seems like a very shallow and meaningless criterion with which to judge someone's right to stay in the same country as you.
Check your assumptions.
>>27608866
I've never liked the shift towards ironic humour after s4s was made.
>>27608455
>i only do cake, dmz and tripadipadol.
>not had sex in 4 months
>student
> 19 and a half
>>27604294
Are you that guy? You totally look like a girl. Are you are trap? How old are you?
>>27609313
Yeah me neither ;-)
>>27609352
>student
oh im laffin
fucking normies
>>27608978
Just feels nice
>>27608986
ebay mostly. Have bought from shops though and just said they're for my girlfriend. Whether they believe me or not I don't care
>>27609354
>Are you that guy?
y-yes, what's wrong with that? I'm a guy.
>circumcised
might as well shoot myself lads
>>27609354
>>27609509
no he doesn't, he looks like a fucking child who hasn't hit puberty yet.
>>27609112
Wow that really sounds like the worst place in the world
WHAT WE LISTENING TO AND DOING LADS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boa96c7uOSM
>>27609592
maybe it is-I'm miles from anywhere where I live-in suffolk-and when I do go to the nearest place, I'm in essex.
>>27608455
>kissless handholdless virgin
>insanely terrible minimum wage job
>no bennies
>18
>benzos and occasional alcohol
how'd I do lads?
>>27609612
NEW ALBUM
E
W
A
L
B
U
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgodAa2C4IE
I FEEL INVINCIBLE LIKE NORMALSHITS ON METHAMPHETAMINE
>>27609671
the videos been removed already family
>>27609669
worse off than the bennies manchild who lives life on easy mode.
how big of a robot you are solely depends on your social life.
>>27608455
>>27609669
neither of you mentioned how many friends you have, thus i assumed you infact have some, you goddamn normalshits.
>>27609698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoDRROeGo-8
>>27609706
second lad here. Outside of work I only interact with my parents on a regular basis. Speak to my brother like once a month. Literally zero irl friends, or even online ones for that matter. Seriously doubt many people here are on my level desu.
Anyone want to grind some AI games on Heroes of the Storm?
Want to level Dehaka to 9 without having to sit up in my chair and try
>It's another crushing depression at the thought of work tomorrow episode
Just 40-odd more years of this lads!
>>27609899
>know that all my work is going to get shat on this week
Not looking forward to it.
>tfw watching Hannibal (the TV series) and actually connecting with Hannibal.
Am I going mental lads?
>>27609816
i am almost on your level. i had a time where i had no online friends but now i have some again. also autism/100 other mental illnesses. plus my heart is fucked (normalweight so cardio barely does shit)
Just lost a whole day to reading W40K lore online. Haven't even played in years.
A whatever, Sunday's not even a real day, really.
>>27609970
Honestly just don't have the confidence to even interact online beyond 4chan. Don't use a mic when playing games as I have a horrible childish voice and my parents would be ashamed of me.
Why is life so shit?
>>27609612
>Yuri Gagarin
Yes family! I'm listening to pic related (https://youtu.be/PzDm6ImLtHc), and watching a shit, popular Twitch streamer playing a game I could be playing if I had a better pc or a current generation console.
>>27609946
Only if you fancy eating people. Hannibal is a good guy apart from all the murders, in the books and films at least. Having a moral code and abiding by it is a great way to live.
>>27610037
>Don't use a mic when playing games as I have a horrible childish voice
my voice sounds superfuckingay klinefelteristic too and normies always point it out but i often talk with others anyways. basically i just try to kill myself with anxiety. this is how i make myself insane.
>>27610041
Stellar album lad I've linked it here before with no replies, good to know I'm not alone!
>>27610041
What game senpai? sort of want to share in your misery for some reason
>>27609612
LISTENING TO CHVRCHES
GETTING READY TO GO TO THE PUB WITH MY AUTIST FRIEND SO WE CAN WATCH WRESTLEMANIA.
>>27610082
ayy, there's at least two of us into riffs. Do you go gigs much in your neck of the woods?
>>27610097
Hyper Light Drifter. Looks pretty neatif you're a fan of 'pixelshit' like me. Have a soft spot for Nuclear Throne, and looks to be a bit similar.
>>27610080
>playing MAG beta in 2010 or something
>have mic plugged in but don't say anything because scared of american chads
>mum shouts for tea, I shout "just coming mum" in a really feminine voice
>remember my mic is plugged in
>immediately turn off the console and never play MAG again
I hate myself
>>27610173
but weren't you 12 years old at that point
of course your voice won't sound very manly at that point
i am 22 and mine still sounds like shit. like i have klinefeltersyndrome or something. my doctor wanted to give me test when i was like 13 but my fucking piece of shit mum said "hur dur no i want my son to be cute a few years longer and then he can just fucking kill himself, like i give a fuck"
my mum is a literal psychpath, her brain is deformed to the point where he can not comprehend that what she is doing is bad
>>27610159
NNORMIEE
N
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>>27610048
I think you're right. Obviously I don't fancy killing and eating people but Hannibal's logic is pretty sound. In the series he is actively looking out for Gillian Anderson's character (his psychiatrist) and he doesn't want Will to suffer the consequences of his murders.
I watched Hannibal Rising the other week and even though it got pretty mixed reviews I actually enjoyed it. I feel like the Hannibal Lector character is very misunderstood on a grand scale.
*cue me getting arrested tomorrow*
>>27610231
Not entirely sure two autists watching WWE in a pub is "normie" m8
>>27610227
yeah I was just a kid but idk, events like that have just scarred me. Also I feel like I have barely matured since then, and my accent is fucking despicable, Scottish tone but with posh English pronunciation of words.
also your mum sounds shite desu
>>27610253
>chvrhes
>pub
>friend
you have normie written all over you my friend
>>27610253
>in a pub
Yeah, you're a normie.
An autist would watch it alone at home.
>>27610340
I'm not fucking paying to watch it FFS.
>>27610364
but you have an internet connection desu mate imo
>>27610364
You'll end up paying more for drinks than you will for the show, fucking retard.
And you can also find a free stream online, you absolute normie cunt.
>>27610451
sometimes its nice to leave the house anon....
Need a tv show to watch lads, recommend something for me. I'm not touching anime btw.
>>27610568
What sort of thing are you into, mate? I'll always recommend Hinterland if you like bleak, crime dramas.
>>27610568
Daredevil, it was the only superhero thing I could get into. Haven't seen any of the new season yet but the first one was well good
>>27610376
>>27610451
It's fucking ludicrously hard to find a good stream for WWE shows these days.
Also, why the fuck would you assume I'm drinking?
>>27610615
Basically just normie popular shit. GoT, Breaking bad, The Wire etc. just stuff that is generally well received and has good production values.
>I also like Lost
>>27610563
Hence you being a normie.
>>27610568
Hannibal
Game of Thrones
Trailer Park Boys
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Daredevil
Better Call Saul
Everything else at the moment is dogshit
>>27610707
Thank you lad, decent looking suggestions there
>>27610723
They're all reddit normie tier shows. You may as well watch Big Bang Theories.
>>27610823
What does the refined robot suggest then?
This thread has been even more of a shit show than usual today, arguing about politics and what drugs make you a "normie"
>>27609090
I'm in south Essex.
>>27610723
No problem man. Everyone shits on Game of Thrones because it's popular but they forget that it's actually a great show. As a person who has read all the books, I'm happy with the TV series.
I've missed out a few shows that are great but the ones I listed are definitely worth watching m8.
Better Call Saul is better if you watch Breaking Bad first
>>27610823
*le TV critic chimes in*
Yes they are popular shows but they are popular for a reason. Don't be like /a/ where a good show gets shit on because it's popular. There is literally nothing wrong with those shows.
>>27610920
Yeah, I've actually seen GoT, BB and BCS. Agree as well, they are popular for a reason, extremely compelling shows. Just looking for something else that hooks me like that, might try Hannibal.
>>27610823
this tbdesuwyoufam
>>27610993
suggest something else then you cuckold
>>27610920
they are popular because they appeal to braindead retards
slapping tits, violence or reddit humour into something doesn't make it good
>>27610864
You have to find your own way, sure I could tell you but you wouldn't understand. You have to get good taste through experience.
>>27611022
but everything you like is also popular anon
>>27611046
I would love to shit in your fedora desu. Bet you watch norwegian fly-fishing dramas on BBC 4 you absolute danger.
>>27611075
It's actually a trilby, not that I would expect an uncultured peasant to know the difference.
>>27611046
You sound like an absolute alien
>>27611075
>badmouthing bbc4
Explains a lot.
Just assinged for Janitor
Who else?
>>27611166
The lines between normie and robot here have become extremely blurred desu, not sure who or what I am anymore.
>>27611166
bbc4 is history channel tier garbage, if you're gonna pretend to be cultured at least do it right
>>27611022
Name one thing wrong with the shows I listed.
Hard mode: No /tv/ memes allowed
>>27611275
HBO and AMC are run by jews
Anyone here actually been bummed?
Wanna give it a go but worried I'll get shit on their dick and that's a bit rude.
>>27611275
Daredevil is literally low budget capeshit, meme or not.
>>27611275
>has shit taste in tv
>weeaboo
I'm not surprised.
>>27611347
>capeshit
>I said no /tv/ memes
>he uses /tv/ memes anyway
FUN FACT
Daredevil doesn't even have a fucking cape
Try to come up with your own argument next time. It's just embarrassing when you parrot the ones from a Mongolian flipbook forum
jannie apps are open lads
get yours in for r9k quick so we can protect our thread
>>27611446
That isn't a defence against the fact that superhero film/tv is almost always lowest common denominator trash. I'm not arsed about you liking it, lad. Each to their own. But don't have a go at people and act like they're pretentious just because they have slightly more refined taste than that drivel.
>>27610864
He's a pleb himself because he's generalising reddit. He has probably never been there or maybe just on a few pleb subreddits
>>27611560
>reddit isn't for plebs
fuckin wew lad
20 units in lads,where did it all go so wrong?
>>27611737
8 over here, unoriginal comment
I went to see a film with my family. I had a panic attack. I do not want to feel like this any longer.
>>27611751
Only like 5 or 6 and I feel like shit. Fuck alcohol.
>>27611537
I wasn't commenting on your taste, fella. I couldn't give a shit whether you watch Breaking Bad or Big Bang Theory.
All I'm saying is that those shows are critically acclaimed for a reason. Simply saying "HURR FUCKING REDDIT SHOW" is a shit argument, if you don't like the show then give a reason, I'd be happy to discuss it.
I mean fuck, I don't even like Daredevil that much.. In fact, I'd give the latest season a 6/10 however I feel it's still worth watching. If you're just going to say "reddit tier" then your argument isn't worth shit
>>27611780
>>27611751
what you drinking lads?fruity cider atm, ran out of vodka
>>27607639
going for the compsci
not sure what to specialise in though
>>27596485
please elaborate on why it is bad
>>27611838
they're most likely southern fairy cunts, which you are not, correct?
fucking hate southerners
>>27611603
That's like saying 4chan is for robots only or normies.
You think the way you do about reddit because you're a pleb and have never actually been there yourself or maybe just the pleb boards
>>27611863
I'm a southerner and I fucking hate it down here
It's all "refugees welcome" and "migrants rape my bumhole please"
Honestly I loved it when I went up there to have a look around and it's cheap enough for me to live comfortably on my 8.2k a year
The uni was so goddamn humble about their status as well, and everyone was so fuckin focused and passionate about their shit
Beats that cambridge shithole I went to look at afterwards by miles
>>27611817
Delsym
>>27611787
>a 6/10 is a must watch
>>27611942
Worth watching =/= Must watch
Keep up lad, this is primary school level
>>27611942
>quoting things he didn't say
Typical le socrates dumdum neet manchild
>>27611817
just budweiser, tesco express selection is a bit shit. Might move on to whisky + ice tea later though
>>27611932
>tfw labour betrayed the northerners
>supposed to be party for the working class
>generations of families voted for labour
>blair fucks everything
>they now vote tory or UKIP
the north is dead
>>27611972
Worth what? The money? My time?
You got called out and now you're scrabbling for a comeback.
>>27611999
I would've got more vodka but no express shops near me
fuck sunday trading laws
>>27612004
UKIP is more the people's party than labour ever was
If they all vote UKIP then I am moving up there for uni and staying fucking put
>>27612059
UKIP is NOW, but Labour used to represent the white working class, i.e. the majority of the north.
Now they have lost the vote of the white working class because they refuse to acknowledge immigration is a legit issue to them.
and that's why UKIP is growing in the north
>>27612116
Yeah back in the 30s maybe, certainly not since the war.
>>27611932
>South has more immigrants
>South is richer than the north
Coincidence?
>>27612116
>immigration is a legit issue
WEWLAD there is a world outside of the daily mail
They were betrayed by Blair's pathetic neo-liberal, centrist policies.
>>27612243
Not a coincidence at all.
Makes sense that immigrants would flood into the rich places.
>>27612116
I was just reading the UKIP manifesto, it was surprisingly agreeable until they went full retard with
>End sex education for primary school children
>>27612361
>>End sex education for primary school children
Whats wrong with not teaching 8 year olds how gays fuck?
>go on /int/brit thread
>full of cuckposting
>>27612355
Most immigrants are rich, how else were they supposed to afford their plane ticket? Refugees were a rarity until a bunch of burger aficionados murdered Gaddafi who was holding the line for us.
>>27612379
How can I take you seriously if you jump straight to strawmen?
>>27612295
what, so you don't think immigration is a big, if not the biggest, issue that working class people talk about? whether they're right or wrong, it is.
>>27612454
not that guy but desu I don't even remember being taught sex ed in primary school, even high school was pretty much just how to put on a condom
>>27612514
because the media makes it an issue. Thought you were suggesting its an actual issue that affects them. It's not.
>>27612561
This. And UKIP want to ban even that.
>>27612646
The media defends immigration. Yet most working class people, and all sensible people, are against it.
>>27612361
>>End sex education for primary school children
>I want children to have sex
You are actually a paedophile.
New thread where?
Who will be the hero and rise up?
>>27612738
I will only if I can make it just about London. I don't like britfeel because I really can't relate with the rest of the country. It's just so different.
>>27612790
t. paki
fuck off you dickhead
How do I cope with being the family disappointment. My family expected great things from me. I have let them down completely. All of my siblings have moved away. They have fantastic jobs. I am stuck here in the room I've lived in for 24 years. Surrounded by electronics and toys and comic books. I have the hobbies of a child.
>>27612806
What is there to talk about outside of London? The local Wetherspoons? Steel mill closure?
>>27612889
That's a lot more interesting than getting mugged or having your drink slapped out of your hand by some muslim.
>>27612790
Think I'd rather go to another country than live outside of London, rest of the country is garbage inhabited by garbage
>>27612889
the football teams all you cunts """""support"""""? the bands all you cunts listen to? the universities all you cunts go to?
londoners are the biggest cunts around
>>27612842
Sounds like you're living the dream, never let it go.
>>27612912
>le muslim meme
One or two patches of East London blown out of proportion by butthurt countryfags
>>27612954
Arsenal F.C is the greatest football club in the entire country.
>>27612995
All I have done is hurt my family. I do not want to keep hurting them. I feel my only option is to hurt them one last time. If I am gone they will not have to hurt.
>>27612673
No it doesn't. Funny how you are so "sensible" but you couldn't find a single statistic that indicates that immigration has a negative impact on the country. Your opinion on the matter is entirely influenced by the media and you don't even realise it.
>>27613032
WHERE'S YOUR EUROPEAN CUP
WHERE'S YOUR EURO
WHERE'S YOUR EURO
WHERE'S YOUR EUROPEAN CUP
Why do you think most Londoners support a team from the NW lad, Arsenal = small club
>>27613066
define impact
>>27613032
Are you Indian
Original question, boy
>>27613126
kek mate, try and see beyond the cover of the daily mail. real life is very different.
>>27613180
I am a different person to the guy you replied to before
I meant impact in the sense that economically, yes, immigration probably benefits the country.
But in other ways it doesn't. Do you live in a town that has clear divisions in communities between English people and migrants? Do you see how that has negatively affected the wellbeing of the town?
>>27613095
Faggots who support MUFC get beaten up round here lad.
>>27613045
Show them you're committed to finding a job and you spend all your time looking for one. They can't say shit after that my nig.
>>27613255
Same around here senpai, LFC yopretty obvious I would have thought since LFC have the most European cups, but hey I wouldn't expect any Arsenal fan to clock it anyway
>>27612561
They changed the curriculum to include how gay people have sex.
>>27613272
They do not mind that I do not have a job. I use my benefits to help pay for things. They told me I do not need to. I do it because I want to feel useful.
>>27613231
A lot of these divisions are caused because people believe what the media says. It's a vicious cycle really. The entire "debate" is just so artificial. They are not a problem, end of.
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