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>tfw 26 and no work experience
>no life experience
>kids in HS that are 10 years younger have lived more than me
>tfw will never know what it's like to live independent in my own house
>>27520781
>tfw will never know what it's like to live independent in my own house
You could if you go to government housing and make minimum wage or get neetbux
>>27521152
neetbux? I've been a neet for the past 4 years, senior year of HS is almost over. I don't know how ill continue without working
I'm in the same boat as you. I'm thinking of just selling all of my shit, moving out to some cheap place in the middle of nowhere, and working a wagecuck job
it's story time
preempt
>be me last year
>19 year old virgin
>terrible with women
>have job working in peanut factory
>things going alright
>have this best friend that i fuck around with
>lets call him matt
>matt's a total stoner and a sex addict
>matt and i do shit like smoke weed and drive around in his car after work
>one day, he decides to dump his bitch girlfriend for a girl straight out of tumblr
>was at the house when they broke up
>we drive around the rest of the night
cut to a month later and this is the real story
>matt starts getting messages from this girl
>he took her virginity when she was 13
>told me "she claimed i raped her" two years ago
>she's 16 now and apparently craving him
>legitimately obsessed with him
>he decides to see how obsessed
>he asks if she would down for a three-way
>she says yes
>can not believe my ears
>after peanut work, one September 28 2015
>friend picks me up for the fated adventure
>im nervous as shit since i like this girl
>we smoke bowl in empty parking long
>we pick her up, and i sit in back with her
>on the way to the park, we exchange long, knowing eye contact
>finally get to the park, we walk around, awkwardly talking
>get to a picnic table by the lake in the moonlight
>too nervous to initiate so friend starts making out with her
>they sit down next to me with her in the middle
>i start making out with her
>copped a feel of dem titties
>under the bra
>feltgoodman.exe
>started to rub her vag under panties,
>friend was total bro and let me do all the work,
>eating dat pussy out like its vanilla ice cream
>so fucking excited
>i gear up the dick for glorious loss of virginity
>got it in and fucked her for a minute and a half before she said "you gonna cum yet soon man"
>am trying my best
>dont cum at all even after jerking it while we sat and made small talk
>pull up pants
>friend was awkwardly watching the whole time
>I shake her hand and thanked her
>"pleasure doing business with you"
>we all laugh
i have more
Might not have happened, but I'll believe you on this. Why do the deed at a park though, a public place? And if I'm reading this right, you and a buddy had relations with underage in a public place (assuming you are the american). You're playing with fire there son. Love the peanut factory part though. More on that please.
>>27520905
it was 10:47 PM when no one was at the park,
and for the peanut factory, it was a pretty sweet gig, I would repeatedly bag up peanuts and pumpkin seeds, pour skinless peanuts into the grinder to make peanut butter; which let me tell you was some serious shit, because the grinder would get fucked up and shut down if you poured in too much at once. she was fussy.
then there was the brining of the peanuts to make them salty, which was the best job, literally vacuumed the air out of the peanuts in salty water at 25 psi for a three minutes total. poor bastards. all in all 10/10 job
>>27520905
also i can send pictures of convos if you don't believe me, because after losing my virginity, we became really good friends and we talked about it a lot.
I don't want to ask this on /v/, because Yoshi is sort of a meme there, and this question is serious.
I usually think of Yoshi as male, and I always see Yoshi referred to as being male....But isn't he/she female because Yoshi lays eggs? Don't only females lay eggs?
According to porn he is indeed a male.
you just blew my mind, op
I wonder what Yoshi's eggs smell like? ha ha
How do you deal with being ignored?
ignore them back, I guess
stop contacting the ones that ignore me
>>27520658
>>27520666
yeah, ignoring somebody who doesn't acknowledge your existence seems like the way to go
How do you deal with the fact that you'll never be as cute as 2d boys?
>>27520472
>>>/jp/ you faggot
>>27520472
I don't mind at all to be honest. I'm secure in how I look.
>>27520472
>How do you deal with the fact that you'll never be as cute as 2d boys?
there is no way to deal with this
i just silently grieve daily
>tfw no gentle femdom gf who dresses me in her clothes and bullies me for being too CUTE
>Pics that make you say hmmmmm
find the gf
>>27520312
Son if that's your screenshot and you don't know that girl very well, you better be careful. She sounds like the type to poke holes in the condom
>>27521130
That's a whole lot of implying
What did you do today that improved your life?
Absolutely nothing. I'm sorry.
>>27520311
Almost bought a shotgun
I finished an 8 hour shift and received phenibut in the mail
Her latest video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9oL7QykBL0&feature=youtu.be
I wanna fuck a skelly
>>27520298
is no one going to talk about this?
I am grooving like fuck to this song for some reason.
I drew a gf for you guys, I hope you'll like it
>>27520190
>tfw no Cousin It gf
>>27520190
What's her name?
I like it, anon.
but I don't want a mustache gf
Just like taking a driving test, a person should take a test on economics and political science before they are given the right to vote.
There's nothing immoral about punching a female in the face who hit you first.
India makes some beautiful women and I want to fuck the virginity out of all of them.
There's nothing wrong with prostitution, or having sex with girls 13 years or older in Southeast Asian countries. Their economies are shit and it's good money for their family.
College is a tax scheme. Back when my parents were in their 20s, they got a job at a bank, and through on the job training one became a Financial Adviser and the other is a Loan Officer. Ever since the government has subsidized student loans, you have needed a degree just to be an Assistant Manager at McDonald's. Enjoy paying those interest rates you federal cucks.
The burden of trying to move up in the world doesn't only apply to wagecucks, but it applies to businesses too. You need big orders to lower your production costs. You need lower production costs to get big orders. You aren't a special snowflake because you don't have experience but need a job for experience.
Capitalism isn't greedy or evil. Look at controlled economies like China and Russia. Everybody is poor. You have a shot in a capitalist country, but you're lazy and would rather bitch and moan.
Women can never give you that feeling like you have with the bond between you and your dog.
>>27520089
>There's nothing wrong with prostitution, or having sex with girls 13 years or older in Southeast Asian countries. Their economies are shit and it's good money for their family.
it's sexual immorality of the highest order. if you have to prostitute your kids you might as well kill yourself for being such a god damn failure.
>>27520089
The only thing I disagree with is
>having sex with girls 13 years or older
I'd have to say 15 or 16 just so you're not physically hurting them
>>27520202
There is no such thing as immoral or moral, if you have a chicken are you an immoral failure for selling it's eggs?
who /power of now/ here?
>>27520038
This feel desu. Also "The Book" by Alan Watts
>>27521373
> someone replied
cool senpai
I have a copy of it in my room friendpai
Who is the man in this picture?
Professor Extermination.
Hagrid Boatboy
le lethal dose of morphine man
> going to be 29, going to be 30 next year.
> never been kissed.
As to why I am almost a wizard:
>tfw manlet (5'6 or 5'7)
>tfw skinny fag.
>tfw literal autist (as in literally diagnosed with it)
> tfw have shit entry level retail job in my late 20's.
>tfw socially conservative and don't want roasties or casual flings, want long-term mate, but too much of a fuckup and loser to get one.
So to those who have made it to the north side of 30 with their v-card intact, what are the wizard powers like?
>>27519712
31 here, pretty shit tbqh. I have to take prozac and ativan to keep from killing myself. but, I'll never do it, and I'll never have sex, so here I am
>>27519712
>want long-term mate, but too much of a fuckup and loser to get one
Don't worry about that, even Chad can't get something that nice.
>23
>Gay
>Will only accept a monogamous relationships. Most Homos have no interest in that arrangement.
>Even if they did I'm terrified of people
>No friends
>No education
>No Job
>anxiety and Depression
It's just too much of a bother to keep doing shit. to keep going
to keep fucking smiling and searching for people you don't care
to keep having fear of being alone, or in a crowed place
too much o a bother to fucking kill myself. I couldn't
too much of a bother to keep breathing and pretending that things are fine
I have a GF
I have a proper life
I've always had a partially good family
but its too much of a bother to fucking care.
Feels like every step is driving down to the same spot
but who am I to say shit
I'm posting on 4chan r9k
too much of a bother to fucking admit I'm a hypocrite and tomorrow will be the same fucking thing..
too much of a bother.
You know what time it is
it's time to shoot up a shopping mall
>>27519786
would that change something?
>>27519905
If you feel trapped in an eternally quiet and mediocre existence, perhaps you will find pleasure in putting an end to it with the loudest of bangs. Playing god for a few minutes is not such a bad way to live the last moments of your life, though it will be for whoever will be on the receiving end.
But if you're truly empty inside you will not care enough to kill anybody, except for yourself
Who else /happy/ here?
I unironically love life.
Got a promotion :)
i would say about 98% of this bored is depressed
>>27519507
good on ya bro
