Who here /almostawizard?
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> going to be 29, going to be 30 next year.
> never been kissed.
As to why I am almost a wizard:
>tfw manlet (5'6 or 5'7)
>tfw skinny fag.
>tfw literal autist (as in literally diagnosed with it)
> tfw have shit entry level retail job in my late 20's.
>tfw socially conservative and don't want roasties or casual flings, want long-term mate, but too much of a fuckup and loser to get one.
So to those who have made it to the north side of 30 with their v-card intact, what are the wizard powers like?
>>27519712
31 here, pretty shit tbqh. I have to take prozac and ativan to keep from killing myself. but, I'll never do it, and I'll never have sex, so here I am
>>27519712
>want long-term mate, but too much of a fuckup and loser to get one
Don't worry about that, even Chad can't get something that nice.
>23
>Gay
>Will only accept a monogamous relationships. Most Homos have no interest in that arrangement.
>Even if they did I'm terrified of people
>No friends
>No education
>No Job
>anxiety and Depression
>>27519796
I had a homo friend that had that same feel (wanted a monogamous relationship). Too bad most homos (or the overrwhelming majority of them) are fags that are into glory holes and will not even let AIDS be a deterrent for not fucking around dozens of strangers.
>>27519756
Chad can secure waifus through good looks and a good job.
Everyone else ends up getting reformed roasties in their 30's.
>>27519836
>I had a homo friend that had that same feel
Those types of people are so so hard to find. Even online most gays will put up a mask of being pure and couple oriented. It then comes out they've had 10 boyfriends, 30 hookups, and 5 FWB.
>>27519951
This guy was a virgin last I talked to him (back in December).
However, although he literally has an autism spectrum disorder, he is a cyborg (he goes to college nearly full time, has a part time job, and friends), so I am not sure he would be interested in a bitter robot.
>>27519998
>Fairly well-adjusted gay man vs Embittered, mentally ill NEET robot
Probably wouldn't work out
>>27520109
I know that feel. I can't get most qt wife potential women for the same reason.
>>27519712
>autist has a job
Why is this allowed
>>27519836
Man I'm really happy I'm not gay because I'd probably be the way
32 neet wizard here. I was actually secretly hoping deep down that the wizard joke was true and I would gain cool powers to offset the sorrow. Oh well, just one more disappointment I suppose.
>>27520213
OP here, there are a notable amount of autists with jobs, but they are nearly always shitty (either entry level or underemployed) or they have a hard time holding them down. The unemployment rates are still horrific for autist/aspies though.
>>27520213
Why would you autism prevent one from doing a job? Isn't autism mostly problems with communicating with people?
>>27519730
stop taking prozac and kill yourself.
It will be the end of your suffering.
