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I've got this thing where I seem to fantasise more about holding a girl, like hugging in bed or something rather than fucking.
Sex comes into it occasionally but it's usually just a cuddle, which I find pretty weird.
I fantasize about killing myself everyday. Sex comes into it occasionally but it's usually just me wanting to kill myself.
>>27530743
i get to cuddle my gf every single night lulz
I totally feel you op.
Pic not related but my flesh light is missing one of my parents took it and didn't tell me and I can't find it!
Kek. Let's pretend this is real. How old are you?
And even if you did find it, you can't take it back. That's just going to make them think you're dishonest and degenerate.
>>27530513
18 this is fucking real ive been looking all day, can't find shit. I want to get it and bin it
>>27530478
That's what you get for living with your dad and his husband. Man up and wrestle them for it back.
Should I feel bad for fapping over ss/traps/gay incest stories?
>>27530392
>implying it wasn't already happening
>>27530392
No, because everyone masturbates to different stuff. There's a reason there's the "before I die, delete my internet search history" joke - because everyone masturbates to disgusting shit. I'm a normie, but the things that I wank off too will turn off 95% of /r9k/.
>>27530392
Nah but if you want to stop it just take it easy and you will go down in the porn scale, basically the more you fap to hardcore shit the more you need more fucked up stuff.
Also as long as you don't hurt anyone or yourself you can just keep fapping to it.
Just don't try to become a cuckold transgender sissy bugcatcher who's into black men.
Why do people get so butthurt by name/tripfags?
Nowhere on the FaQ does it say 4chan is an anonymous imageboard.
Pic related
newfag here.
what is a tripfag?
>>27530358
Because they're all attention hungry snowflakes and no one likes that.
because nobody cares how much of a special snowflake you are on a site built around anonymous posting
valid uses of tripcodes
>identifying yourself as thread's OP when providing content
invalid uses of tripcode
>heeeeeyyyyy guuuys i'm so random xD here's my personal bloggg xDD
>who /suicidalbutnotdepressed/ here?
I'm long, long past any woe-is-me bullshit. Not sad, just done. After thinking long term I chose the path that looked brighter for me and I'm grateful for those who helped me, and hold no ill will towards those who didn't.
One of the reasons I live is to hopefully be alive during the apocalypse. That'd be so fucking rad.
>>27530362
I want this too. You know I just want an apocalypse to happen. If I somehow die during that then be it and if I survived then it's good, I can start over. I just hate this hand that I've been dealt with.
image content relevant
What are some not so obvious facts about the opposite sex that you keep to yourself?
>>27529681
>facts
or opinions
>>27529681
strange question but
People tend to vary on location in the US and where you are from effects what there mindset is on what kind of mate they seek.
The majority of women Ive seen/dated in the 10 states I've lived in dude to school and work this is what I noticed:
Far North West the idea is that core love, the more Jovi "living on the pray" level so while yes you will find girls that could love you for you, this area I feel would be the worse for robots because money, looks and status will only go so far and your actual personalty is put to the test.
More North East you get your would be superwomen that feel pressured to be both Independent and be a mom and find a husband that will support them this leads to the crippling headache that the rules could shift based on how they have been raised/exposed to the other gender. This is where you get the off chance of getting a girl that would be fine with a househusband or the meltdown ones that whore out and then settle later sometimes to a 180 extreme of a housewife.
South by majority still follows basic wants like: can you provide, are you charming, are you attractive. It's also more basic/expected of girls to settle down in career if they get married.
One thing all areas still seem to follow was the basic rules of engagement, guy approaches, guy asks out, guy controls/hosts the date.
Women think bright red #FF0000 lipstick is sexy but they look freakish and it reminds me of blood.
Women think low rise pants are sexier than high rise pants but really they all look like shit and don't accentuate the waist and hips.
Women think high heels are sexy but wearing them ironically makes them look less sexy because they need a ridiculous contraption to try to appear sexy and also they look like shit.
I might have more.
>>27529821
Interesting insights.
Who's ready for summer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brqZha8_PDk
me
cannot wait to listen to Roy Ayers and finally pursue "Everybody loves the sunshine"
>tfw have to wageslave in the summer to pay off student loans
JUST
>>27529670
>better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing than a long life spent in a miserable way
Why is this a choice? Why can I not choose to live a long life full of what I like doing? Why must I sacrifice life to do things I like to do?
Everyone on /r9k/ is just joking about their sad and pathetic lives right? We're all really just normies aren't we?
Fuck no. One who acknowledges the threat of normiedom cannot integrate fully into the fearsome regime.
You can assimilate but in your heart you know they never see you as a true equal
Most of the shit they say is right, but they can't pretend to know what it's like to walk in my shoes any more than I can theirs
Gets to the point you have to spoonfeed yourself comfort and relish being patronized. At least I get more than my fair share of pity, were it not for that I would literally have to sodoku or suck it up
could be worse
I'm a normie and sometimes I troll post here pretending to be retarded. That way I blend right in.
Does Anyone Else
Get really depressed when they see images of very cute/attractive women online?
I go on walks around my college campus in the evening to not be inside the whole day, and i always get real sad seeing all the qt's with chads holding hands as they walk around.
drives a man to drink desu
It doesn't bother me seeing them in real life.
Usually females are really nice to me in person.
>>27529322
>that pic
This was probably a really nice art project for the kids. But horror movies make you see it as something deeply disturbing.
I want to make one of these consipracy red string charts but I havn't decided on what the main focus subject on the middle should be
Suggestions!?
>>27529222
Donald trump would be good
>>27529222
make it wt snacks
Tim Curry's career.
>muh social anxiety disorder
How about man the fuck up, you little faggots. Social skills are called "skills" for a reason - they have to be practiced. You can't keep using a made up disorder to explain away your failure at life. Wanna know why you're such a fucking loser? I'll tell you. It's not because of your tumblr-tier """""disorder.""""" It's because you're a lazy retard who refuses to step out of his comfort zone and blames all his problems on other people. Do you seriously expect me to believe that you can't make a phonecall? Really? Fucking children can make phone calls. My nephew is five years old and he orders pizza for our whole family by himself. Are you stupider than a child? No, you're just a fucking lazy cunt. Stop with the pity party and get your fucking shit together. Go outside. Make some friends. Actually do something with your life instead of complaining about it to strangers on a Vietnamese sewing forum. You have a house, clothes, food, and an internet connection. People have succeeded in life with a lot less. Stop being so god damn pathetic and grow up.
>>27529109
You're Chad as fuck teach me your skills
whats with all the normies
>>27529109
This is all literally true, but then you ruined your post with that hack "joke".
>fixed mental and personality problems
>still ugly
>mental problems will come back cuz youre ugly
>realize it was worthless and take anger out on robots who are genetically superior
start working out, get a haircut, become Chad.
ez pz
Who here is Hispanic? Let's begin a Hispanic thread
A hispanic grill in used to shout my name and make panting sounds as if we were doing sexy time. In 10th grade. In class.
>>27529159
what the fck is wrong with her?
>>27529083
Salvadorian, reporting in.
Convince me that life is worth living.
Pic related is how I feel right now.
I'll provide some information about my circumstances but it's very boring.
>>27528944
no. hurry up and kill yourself.
>>27528954
There's no need for that.
I suspect I'll be dead soon enough, don't you worry.
>>27528944
Life isn't worth living if there's no reason to live.
Life was just an accident so yeah, kill yourself.
Guys, I'm fucking scared. I just realised life is meaningless and I'm not real.
NONE OF US ARE REAL, WE'RE LITERALLY JUST ROBOTS, WE ACCEPT ORDERS GIVEN BY THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE, WE AREN'T IN CONTROL OF OUR LIVES, MY MIND IS MELTING HELP
>>27528826
Stop worrying, life is meaningless.
>>27528826
Ride the Tiger brah
>>27528826
And here we go again...
Read the chart.
