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>tfw never knew a woman doesn't pee from her vagina
No one ever told me there were 2 holes. Femanons please teach me female anatomy.
Its called a urethra.
Posting in this thread to say I love it when my girlfriend squirts
>but squirt is just pee, you're just fucking her so hard pee sprays out
That's hot.
There was a porn on /gif/ with a girl so fat like over 600lbs and small tiny guy fucking her, she was so big that he missed and started fucking her in urethra
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/01/sports/soccer/uswnt-us-women-carli-lloyd-alex-morgan-hope-solo-complain.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0
wow women really are the niggers of gender
Being the best at women's sports is like being king of retard island.
"I have a vagina, gibs me dat."
>>27543657
I'd violate Hope Solo's worn out asshole.
Have you played Yume Nikki?
What did you think of it?
>>27543465
>ywn save madotsuki from suicide
>ywn hug her saying "shhh....it's okay..."
Really good, and birthed one of my favorite genres.
Yume 2kki and .flow are definitely worth playing too.
Here is a masterpiece for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOruGmnj2Y
yeah mayne, it's kind of a meme game but still you have to appreciate that someone was enough of an absolute madman to make this on his own
Pro tip, fellow robots. There is no such thing as a fembot, women can't be fembots. I met a girl a while back who browsed r9k, we talked, played vidya, etc. Until I realised she called herself a fembot, and she had over 100 friends on steam. She said "oh I don't talk to any of them tho". What a fucking lie. She was a fat hambeast who called herself "thick" and she was constantly sending me photos of herself with other guys, and she had lots of friends irl. I didn't have any friends, so despite this I stayed her friend, talked to her every day or so since she was my only human contact. One day she sends me a photos of her tits for no reason, further proving she's a slut. I ignored it and continued on, we played vidya etc. Until today I finally had it, after a year I snapped at her, ticked off. I told her fembots aren't real and that she shouldn't vote for bernie. So I deleted her and blocked her, and I've never felt better. Fembots aren't real, and if you ever meet a girl calling herself that, tell her to fuck off. They're all fat lard hambeast who have had tons of bfs and shit. Don't trust them, bros before hoes. I'm going full MGTOW after this shit, I don't care if I have no human contact.
wow, you really put effort into this one
>>27543616
Nigga this ain't bait, want me to post her steam?
>there are no fembots
>says this like real robots don't know this already
Go back to soc
"NYAAA!~ konnichiwa anon kun! let's go to Japan ne? ^-^ ANON DAISUKI!!! "
>>27543087
I would be her bf but she already has a big fan .-.
>>27543087
No, Japan sucks dick
I want to make her get braces and have qt daughters with her.
Who here /theloserofthefamily/?
>think I'm the 3rd worst for a while
>basement-dwelling cousin gets a job
>other socially-retarded cousin, younger than me, gets into a relationship
>suddenly am the biggest loser
kill me desu
Not really, I'm at least going to school. There are many bums in my family, many. I'm a spic though so there's that, the bar is much lower. There is a fondness for me in my family just because I'm the "baby" of the family, completely undeserved.
Because of the losers of my family, I was fucked over big time. I never got my own room. I was treated badly, and every time I showed emotion during those phases I was scolded for it. Then when they do something like physically threaten me or beat me for no reason, and come back and give me shit like a gift or food I like, they expect things to be OK.
Thats why I fucking hate this family.
I don't want fucking coffee. I don't want you to make me food. I don't want you to buy me a fucking video game. I don't want your shitty materialistic way of saying I'm sorry. I want to be treated like a fucking human being. If you can't communicate properly don't put that shit on me, keep it to yourself the same way I did. God fucking damn.
Now I'm desperately trying to make some money by programming apps for the Android market (yeah I know, I'll get lucky if I get 100 hits), so I can save said money, pay some debt, go back to Uni, live at Uni for four years and fix my shit. God fucking damn I hate living with 3 emotionally charged NEET's who are insensitive fucks, and parents who can't put their foot down. If it weren't for a fucking family friend we'd be homeless. I'm 19 years old and already fucked financially, I'm considering moving to the homeless shelter but I forgot that I need the bed I sleep on because if I don't sleep on it, I need to use a fucking cane like an old man (chronic genetic spondylosis).
JUST
FUCKING
FUCK MY SHIT UP OP.
>>27543028
Well I disowned my family about a month ago, so probably me.
why do normiescum here brag about getting weed so easily?
as a shutin with no friend and social anxiety i can't just go to a store and buy weed from a self checkout station.
>huurrrr just go out and ask some shady looking nigger in a dark alley
yeah right... fuckin normalscum infestation
What game is that op, it looks interesting
I live in California. I literally have zero friends but I can still get weed.
They deliver it to your house 6 days a week for $160 an ounce
>>27543005
POST THE FUCKING GAME OP
Got a few questions I'm trying to get some answers to, would you mind giving me your thoughts?
>How many minutes is the average sexual encounter?
>How much time of that is actual penis in vagina pumping?
>Does sex end with the guy ejaculating? Or does it continue?
>What percentage of sexual intercourses would you say women acheive an orgasm? (eg, she orgasm every time you have sex? half the time? etc)
>In your experience, do women actually put any effort into the sex? Or do they just lie there and let you do it? Do women have an active role in reaching their orgasms (as in, they masturbate while having sex, or tell you what to do so she can have an orgasm?
>how many sexual positions does the average couple do during one intercourse? (eg, is it all missionary and then maybe the next time you do a different position, or do you change positions during a single intercourse?)
>While going in and out of the girl, do you lay your body on her, or are you supposed to hold yourself up with say your arms? (eg, during missionary does the guy literally lie his weight on her chest or does he hold his body up off her)
>During the actualy in/out motion, is the guy supposed to kiss her while doing it?
>What percentage of women would you say are sexually submissive, and just want you to do things to her?
>Do women actually moan during sex, or is that a porn myth?
>How loud is sex? as in, does each slam into produce a loud clapping sound? I would imagine it does. If so, is this embarassing? Do people find it vulgar, or do they enjoy the actual sound of your thighs and stomach slamming into her?
>If women do moan, is it real moaning or what? I can't imagine sex feels THAT good that they uncontrollably moan out of pleasure? If it's not 'real' genuine moaning, why do you think women moan during sex?
>Does the male make any noises during sex, such as grunts or moans? Or does he stay silent?
>Are you supposed to look into eachothers eyes during sex? kissing?
Those are interesting questions. Although the general answer must be that it differs depending on the partner.
Sometimes the vagina makes a farting noise while your dick is in there its really funny
>>27542988
>Are you supposed to look into eachothers eyes during sex? kissing?
Of course, you stupid faggot
Why do white boys pretend to be robots?
>I don't find white men attractive at all
said no woman ever
Seriously non whites are the real robots
>>27542815
I find white guys attractive, I just wouldn't date them in long term
>>27542835
That's pretty ironic, because black guys don't stick with white people in the long run.
>>27542835
>completely non ironic
>Ugly and fat
Start lifting and cardio
>Short
Starting wearing heels
>Poor
Start studying CS and make 100k
>Be autistic
Starting forcing youself to meet people and become social
>Low test
get test injections from doctor
fixed all your problems
>>27542768
>Start lifting and cardio
still ugly
>Starting wearing heels
compensating
>Start studying CS and make 100k
oversaturated field
>Starting forcing youself to meet people and become social
"I don't understand autism"
>get test injections from doctor
doc won't give you test unless it causes legitimate developmental and physical issues
>>27542768
>Fat
Quite the opposite,, just ugly face
>Short
Not that short 6"1
>Start studying CS
I prefer law senpai
>Autistic
Can't change this, legitimately on the spectrum
>Low test
When will this meme die
That is not how autism works.
And forcing your self out there will just make people hate you and you hate everyone.
I have got to the point now where I can't approach anyone in a social situation anymore.
It is physically impossible for me to initiate conversation with anyone, they must start with me. That includes online and real interactions. The only reason I can make this thread is because I'm not directly talking to anyone.
No one liked, likes or will like me. I will be alone for the rest of my life. No one cared or will care. I'm but a ghost which no one pays any attention to. What's the point in even living. The only thing stopping me is my survival instinct.
My 'friends' all left me when I relapsed into depression earlier in the year, they see me every day sat on my own but not a single one of them has spoken to me when they see me clearly on the edge of losing a grip on reality. That proves that no one liked me or ever will do.
I see all these faggots getting their moral points on social media saying how they are so compassionate to people but where were they for me. No one cares about me, they don't even notice my existence. I wish I could die but I can't even do that.
Earlier last year I meant not this year.
I am similarly socially retarded, but lately I've just figured wtf and forced myself to talk to people on some basis even if I am super anxious.
It helps to lower your standards ...like don't expect a friend for life to come out of every conversation; don't even expect not to say something stupid or embarrass yourself, because the truth is if you haven't been socializing that much, that is exactly what will happen.
But with every conversation disaster, you get a little better, things come a little more naturally, and you become a little more confident. But there is really no alternative other than to put yourself out there and try. Relish the opportunity and don't worry about the outcome.
As far as your friends go, the fact that you had any (no matter how casual) to begin with shows you aren't as hopeless as you're acting right now. Depressed people give off bad vibes and are awkwawrd to approach, even for friends. They might feel like you want space or something, or maybe they are just crappy and shallow. It doesn't matter, really, because they only way to make good friends remains the same: socialize.
>>27543162
I physically cannot approach anyone. I just can't.
I know for a fact that if it was anyone else in my position they would have 10s of people crowding around them asking "what's up" "want to hang". But no, because it's me some ugly useless guy no one cares. They never will.
I've never had a proper friend
I've never had someone phone number
I've never had a conversation on social media
I've never spoken to someone because *they* wanted to talk to me.
Even as a child no one wanted to work with me in groups because I'm ugly and a bad person.
I'm not autistic, fat or unhygienic. I'm just ugly and short with no personality at all. I need to die but I'm too pussy to do it.
This is my friend he is gender fluid
Don't you mean "xe" cis scum?
No. He's a proto Chad, he just needs time.
>>27542725
Can i suck his dick senpai?
Who /mischief/ here?
>stealing candy from the store and then tossing it in the trash
>going into my local church with my Osama Bin Laden mask and screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR"
>Telling girls at parties that they smell when they don't
>Being openly nazi and calling people cucks
>Setting fire to bushes in the summer
>Going to the gym and leaving weights everywhere
>Giving positive reviews to bad games on steam
>>27542417
LOL I do the same things! Those dang normies dont understand us huh? REEEE
You posted a thread with an image of a frog licking his dick on the most notorious place for social rejects gather on the internet. Do you really expect me to believe you did any of the things you've claimed to do?
>>27542417
More like who /edgy12yearold/ here. Should've looked up the rules before
WHY AREN'T 2D SHEMALES REAL WHY GOD WHY
>>27542403
>Your tranny mom will never fuck you in the ass while you grow up while gently whispering in your wear that you will grow to be a beautiful woman like mommy.
Breaks my heart too, OP.
Look at this fucking gorgeous shemale dick, my god.
>>27542403
>pic
>shemale
That's a trap you blind fuck
how can you fail this hard at the taxonomy of boipucci
Anyone else find sex to be disgusting?
It's so unhygienic, the only part of the body more disgusting than the penis or vagina is the anus, and the mouth is pretty up there too.
>>27542392
No I want to get freaky with a girl and put my willy in her bum.
People are gross and it shouldn't really be a barrier to anything. It's all made of dirt and washes off anyway.
>>27542392
I'm 23 years old and a KV. What's my probability of losing it?
>>27542392
I feel the same way. When people ask I just tell them I'm asexual cause that's easier to explain than the multitudes of mental barriers and inhibitions preventing me from even imagining physical contact as something not infinitely disgusting.
