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Care to share some /r9k/ tier anime? I need something to waste my life on.
>>27565979
>NGE ( if you're a full robot )
> AKIRA ( Tetsuo is more of a cyborg )
Inside mari
I am a hero
HIMEGOTO - JUUKYUUSAI NO SEIFUKU
>>27566108
wow posting plebe tier "deep" anime that everyone already knows about nice one
Ay roboniks, I am an uber manlet (5'3") who's had sex with over 10 women. What's your excuse for being a virgin?
>>27565374
Kids don't count you pedo
I'm ugly and boring and I never leave the house
>>27565374
my iron-grip hand has cucked me
>honey
>picture frame
>dick
>dildo over 8 inches
>lamp
>light bulb
>lava lamp
>tesla coil
>spoiled fruit
>sand
>koosh ball
>giant magnet
>iron giant
>iron
>fetus
>bubble gum
>taffy
What about you?
Wtf is a koosh ball?
>>27565108
My nigga. You're too young to be here. Give 9gag a try and maybe in a few years you can play with the big boys.
>>27565108
at least use google images before asking newfag.
geez we would've entertained ourselves with any stupid thing back then
>>27565070
why wouldn't you shove a koosh ball back there? It's soft and it even has stringy hairs for easier removal
>tfw no g/f who would take ANYTHING up her ass, including my old koosh ball
>>27564900
Anything for you mistress.
But I do have one.
Take that dick in your own ass and her and I will watch.
>>27565072
>>27565136
Lesbofags accept the horse cawk
Unfriendly, arrogant, don't like smalltalk, love to be myself
7/10
First one to get the name of a famous cuck wins
>>27564754
No Bill Wilson yet
roulant
Who's a famous cuck? I've had sex before so i dont use cuck as an insult.
>tall
>attractive
>fit
>KHV
Is there anything worse than losing life on easy modo?
Post your pic and lets see how "attractive" you are
>>27564796
n-no y-you senpai
>>27564737
>Attractive
>fit
>gf broke up with me
>not even sad about the breakup
>apparently she was the only thing that was stopping me from feeling cripplingly lonely
>my friends are all busy
>dont want to be that guy whos gf broke up with him and then he lost it
>I'm afraid I might be losing it
>I just want to feel close to someone again
Wtf HAPPENED TO 4CHAN! This is a joke right!?
It's no joke, Diane. M**t bought the site back from Hiro and sold it to Google
>>27564469
.. don't even kid about that.
>>27564490
Oooooooooooooh it's april fools. Hadn't even noticed.
just got my kratom order from online
what am I in for?
whats kratom like?
can someone compare kratom to weed and alcohol?
how is it different? how is it similar?
i have to give up drinking to lose fat, and my weed tolerance is really high, and i'm not going to use concentrates
>>27564230
it basically sucks and its totally unstudied
only good thing is that it c9sts so little but you still have to ingest nasty powder
Should've just taken a tolerance break, dumbass. A month does it for most and restores tolerance for weed, instead buying into stupid hard drugs.
>tfw skinny as fuck
Women hate skeletons right?
>>27563822
I like skeletons. Usually only white ones though.
>Tfw short and thick from being a union construction worker
>shaved head and not white with strong masculine features
When I clean up I can't tell if I look really good or awful. I find qts looking at me though.
>>27563843
will you be my skeleton master?
FUCK HELP ME
>watching jessica jones
>sex scene comes on
>wife starts masturbating
>tells me she wants a bull
>says she won't have a white baby
FUCK I CAN'T BREATHE RIGHT NOW I CAN'T GET A DIVORCE OR SHE WILL TAKE HALF MY SHIT FUCK SHOULD I JUST END IT
inb4 500+ replies from racists with cukholding fetishes
Toppest lel tbqh famm
PIGSKINED FAGGOT KEKOLD BTFO
ITT: Normies in your life that you fucking hate.
>finally got gf
>still in high school (inb4 underageb&, i'm 18, senior in hs)
>she has this "friend" (not really a friend, more like that one person that is really fucking clingy to someone because they have no one else)
>felt bad for the friend at first because she was obviously mentally handicapped or something
>literally is so fucking clingy to my gf that when we are trying to talk privately and everyone else understands this, her "friend" literally comes over and starts LISTENING.
>had to actually tell her to fuck off for her to do so, and SHE CAME BACK FIVE MINUTES LATER.
>doesn't stop there
>oh god no it doesn't stop there
>me and gf walk to sixth period together every day
>my class is further than hers, so i drop her off and keep walking
>the girl's class is further than mine, so she literally walks with us and keeps trying to get gf to give her hugs and shit
>i think that if gf didn't give her attention, she'd slit her wrists, that's how fucking attention whoring she is
>after i drop gf off, she gives me death glares and after i get close to my class, she does the most autistic thing that I've ever seen in real life
>now this is going to probably make you stop believing the story right here, but i swear on my life this is true
>she runs to her class, which is like MAYBE 20-25 feet away with the naruto style fucking movements
>that's right, arms behind back, running to class for 25 feet
>cringe EVERY TIME
>Senior in high school
Get the fuck out of here kid
>>27563416
May only be a senior, but I've had sex more times than you have in your life, my friend.
>>27563374
There was a girl like this I knew in middle school who got on my nerves because a friend of mine was dating the person the girl was clingy to. I eventually told her to fuck off at the school dance because my ferried hadn't got to dance with his girlfriend in over an hour because clingy mccunt was hogging her time. She kicked me in the balls and as I went down I called her a stupid fucking bitch, but my friend finally got to dance with her because mccunt went to the bathroom to cry.
you don't an excuse pham
>>27563335
ill do it tmr senpai
>>27563335
I exercise litterally everyda and eat right, I'm kinda fit but my hair is thin as fuck and I look like shit.
he's still ugly anyway
>achieve above average facial aesthetics
>immediately become an arrogant fuck
Every time
Every time I see a Robot complaining about his insecurities it makes my cock so hard
I wanna pin all of you down like the submissive little bitchboys you are and shove my cock into your boipucci
thats lew-d
*posts boipussci*
>>27563329
I like this sentience, Kelly. Make more.
Who here has erectile dysfunction? Why even live if you can't fuck?
>tfw 24 yo
>tfw my life is finished
Please share your experiences and how do you cope with this fucking shit...
>>27563264
so nice that the creator of 4chan is a metrosexual
>>27563264
How did you get it, Dan?
>>27563264
Have you tried fapping to man on man shit? You might be gay OP
>college application wants me to write a 500 word essay about a time in my life I achieved something or overcame a hardship or took a leadership role
>mfw I've never achieved or overcame anything in my life
Do they actually read this thing?
>>27563233
Its easy just do an essay on LOL or some faggy shit M8 talk about how you aced a team or some shit, or talk about traps
Just lie faggot.
ur entire life's been a hardship m8
