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Day 2 - I made a poll in order to figure out what things define a robot. Please contribute.
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll637257x4Ab7425F-26
bump for robot science
>>27546900
bumping for rare courages
Bumperino dumperino im interested
Who else here hates people like this?
>>27546736
Everyone. What a stupid question.
>>27546736
>Nev Schulman
>>27546736
I don't understand the right side of that image. What's wrong about him retweeting D Dot's comment?
Is there anything more beta than eating pussy?
Licking feet.
Never kissing a girl on either lips. Never seeing a vagina
>>27546721
yes, NOT eating pussy
alphas are not scared of pleasing women
It's 2016, why do you not have a beautiful black gf?
What beautiful black girl would want a skinny white dude like me?
>>27546355
because im scared of aids
Dear God, she barely looks human.
She looks like something /co/ would draw.
Who /blackcoffee/ here?
This shit is like fucking magic.
>>27546225
It gives me mood swings. I get mad at life when it wears off. Like stealing happiness from later in the day.
>>27546528
This used to happen to me, you know what helped?
Taking baby sips and carrying it in a to-go mug, iced coffee container or what have you. Now a small coffee will last me well over an hour.
>>27546225
Strong and iced.
I keep emotionally abusing my main close friend. Someone I really care about and love. I don't know how to stop. I just get hurt so easily and take it out on him. I feel like he's finally had enough of my shit........ Please answer me. I know you're suicidal too. I wouldn't want something to happen to you.
sounds like you're an emotionally abusive monster
there is no help for that, i have personal experience
>>27546134
My blood is on your soul bitch
great album arthur
![Image - 862065] _ Feels Bad Man _ Sad Frog _ Know Your Meme.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZQcjkMQ.jpg "Image - 862065] Feels Bad Man Sad Frog Know Your Meme")
Post here if you want to join my crew
I would like to join your mafia. You may call me "the Chad chopper".
>>27545829
Do I get to be capo?
As long as I don't have to talk to anyone
Can I be the bawse?
im a normie from reddit. ask me questions
> Implying not everybody here browse reddit.
>>27546681
that's good bait my man but you can't hook me
>just
What is Reddit like?
Some of my normie friends use it but I have never been on it
What is the story/sauce on this pic?
What do you think, retard
>>27545215
Looks like a yeast infection.
whats the white stuff smell like?
Who else here the designated "funny man"?
>>27545133
Right here famalam.
I'm only funny when I dont masturbate for a few days.
>Have successfully performed stand-up in front of hundreds of people and many have told me that I should go pro
>Always making everyone around me laugh with my bizarre thought processes
>Been told that I have a 10/10 personality
>Completely unable to emotionally connect with anybody or feel anything approaching passion
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WAAAAAA AAAH AAAH AAAH
GRRHERHGHEEEUUOOOAAAAAHHHH GGRHREEHEGGHH ARRRRGGGHH WHHH00004444$AAaaaa
YEEEEHARRRGHH
(YUGH)
(YUGH)
I am nearing suicide.
>my past is fucking awful, like usual robot past times 9001 awful
>I realized I am a legit robot
>the IRL girl I liked has a bf (she wasn't even a stacy)
>I am fucking broke
>I have 3 pilodial cysts along my tailbone that when removed (my personal opinion on what could happen) carry a high chance of paralyzing my hip area
>r9k is going to shit with these """fembots""" and female based threads
>my 2D waifu won't ever be real
I hope I pass soon.
And now even my fellow robots have left.
>>27544874
Whenever I see this shit I don't get it. Life isn't worth living how. You still have anime, vidya, books, movies and the outdoors to enjoy no matter how shitty it gets. These are the only things I have going for me and I'm pretty happy with it really.
Does anyone know the best way to commit suicide? Looking for painless, but would like to see something beautiful before I die.
fuck i wish i could be as good as this redditor
I'd like to see reddit top this
You'll cowards don't even eat fresh
Summoning the Forbidden One has never been this FRESH
>achieved wizardhood last year
>suddenly now I get a gf
>coworker hooked me up with chick he knows from church
>very religious, older than me and still lives with her parents, makes more money than me
>out of nowhere super hot cashier at Wal Mart starts flirting with me
>been talking with her a lot lately
>she's a single mom who makes much less money than me, not as good a match as current gf
>but she's way hotter and I seem to connect with her better
Women have never been drawn to me, especially not hot ones. What's happening? I don't trust myself not to fuck up my first relationship.
>no replies
So I get a gf and I'm not a robot anymore? I was incel for 30 fucking years! I might have a gf now, but my situation's still fucked up.
>>27544403
You're emitting natural confidence now. They can somehow smell that from a mile away. They've got ESP for that; I have no idea how that works exactly... but in short: yes, they can sense it somehow.
>>27545630
I'm don't see how I'd strike anyone as having natural confidence, but I guess there's something there they pick up on. Do you have experience with this?
Ask a literal adult baby anything
googoo gaagaaa?
>>27544128
Whose computer are you using?
>>27544128
still get the suckies?
also boy or girl?
