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How do we save Europe?
>>27563210
You cant they are all fucked, start calling it Eurabia get use to that, why would we want to save them anyway?
>>>/pol/
fuck off Bush
>original bant
>I make political threads on the neet virgin board, because I'm very concerned about a place where I don't live
>tfw no plain average 5/10 bf like this
Any fembots know this feel?
>>27563131
I know this is bait but many women actually believe this is average.
If a man is below a certain level of attractiveness to them, they are literally invisible and not counted at all as either men or human beings, so their standards are incredibly skewed.
>>27563131
>orville
>fembot
Nice try fagboi.
>tfw turn down literally every girl who isn't a 5/10 breast goddess
OP thinks this thread is a joke but I got some real feels about chestlets
I am a 29 year old lifelong NEET and I want to become a gay pornstar to be used exclusively by black men. How do I get into this for real?
Get a manager, then go from there, you don't want to catch aids by doing amateur stuff with random niggers
>>27562837
Suck start a shotgun, faggot. KYS.
How is that pleasure able; it looks like it really hurts.
>tfw you can't see batman vs superman until it's on dvd
>>27562782
I know, I haven't left my house in six months. There are things I want to do, but I feel so scared.
>>27562782
>tfw you can't see until eye surgery is invented
I can't even know what pictures I'm posting, but I hope it's the right one.
>>27562782
Worried about getting shot the fuck up? Just take like 3mg of xanax and ya g2g
>me on the right side of the image
>>27562613
I would stick it in.
>>27562613
I would fuck you I don't even care that you have a dick
FOREHEAD
FOREHEAD
FOREHEAD
Will android gfs be the big break we're waiting for?
>>27562004
Hopefully, but who knows how the real meatbags will react. Programmable wiafus plz. Chad can have the real women, and spread the Chad genes, and we'll just peacefully die off with VR
>>27562071
>Programmable wiafus plz.
how does that work?
btw. which model of android gf would you pick? i'm pretty sure i'd sell off everything i own to get a barbara one, but later maybe i'd get a used taytay.
>>27562004
stop shilling this ugly bitch. she has horrible teeth.
Am I normie now?
Yes. Now buy a Mazda Miata and you will fit right in the normie club :^^^^^^^^^]
Underage b& mods pls help
>>27561953
Yes. Welcome to the club.
>>27562202
Seconding this btw.
>>27562355
Not necessarily.
>Tfw got my license at 22
The weed person gave me a special strain today because he was late delivering yesterday.
Feels good friend
>>27561949
There is no such thing as a special strain. He just lied to you, all weed is the same.
>>27561975
It's dank as fuck tho
>>27561975
Found the faggot that's never smoked anything besides a cock
>no friends
>try to make friends
>tfw need friends to make friends
My roommate just stays in his room and plays League of Legends literally all day every day.
>>27561852
Hey Edwij you sound like a majornfaggot, have you sucked your roommate off?
It could be because you're a Mexican with an English first name. Just a thought.
>>27561877
>>27561878
God damn it this site is unusable today
IF YOU'RE A BOY, DON'T FUCKING PLAY GIRLS IN MMOS
AND DON'T USE ANIME GIRL AVATARS FOR YOUR ACCOUNTS EITHER
Why would I want to look at a guy's behind all the time?
I play as a cute boy in my mmo.
>>27561925
Not a legitimate excuse.
TFW 4 chan is ruined
>>27561676
>Erika
L O N D O N
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>>27561676
>i-it's an april fools joke, right?
>>27561729
An Hiro's a pretty cool guy, I mean the name changing isn't all that but I enjoy the old fashioned reply box and the "you this post" thing
who /was bullied in high school/ here?
>>27561675
even in the top year all the younger kids picked on me.
>thought I was fairly cool in school
>friends with a few semi-popular kids
>realise years later I was the weird pretend friend that they used to mercilessly bully and I didn't even realise
It's fucking mad how I managed to convince myself they were my real friends. They used to literally abuse me, they'd throw me into the pond, throw me off of balconies, piss in my backpack, whip me across the face with steel rulers, cut my hair / clothes, chokehold me until i passed out, dead-leg me (literally every day), force me to buy them food, force me to eat nasty sandwiches (with spit, pebbles, hair, fingernails, anything)
Jesus christ, four years of this
>>27561675
why just the 4chan fucked itself by making no anonymous ??
Politically correctness now reach the point you can't even fire someone being a pedophile anymore without it being sexist
Soon as Subway Jared start saying his transgender. SJWs will start campaigning for his realise.
Anyone else bugged by this?
How bad have things gotten where Nintendo of America can't simply say we are firing our employee because they're fucking pedophiles?? In fact they had to go out of their way to make it known that's NOT why they fired her.
That would not be, "fostering inclusion and diversity in both our company and the broader video game industry"
http://archive.is/5BCTl
>>27561396
Someone educate me on everything that happened here.
Feminists say they fired her because they're sexist, against women, against positivity and blah blah blah
Nintendo says they fired her because she was working a second job.
Gamergate says she should have been fired because she was censoring games sexy shit in games
And you say she was fired because she was a pedophile?
>>27561548
You want proof ?
>>27561737
I too would like proof. I haven't heard this accusation in any articles I've read about it.
Roll for your name after you transition
>>27561361
good call, mexican
rolling for something edgy
>>27561361
pls give me a good name like Laura of Sophie.
Is April fools just a day designed to let normies relentlessly bully us without feeling as badly as they should?
I have been 'pranked' on 3 occasions by normies at work today and each time it got progressively less funny and more abusive
>Arrive to work this morning
>Normies sitting around a desk in the break area
>'Hey anon.... you know you were supposed to start at 8am today right? The manager is furious'
>I started to worry hard then, I have already been late 4 times this month and will be in trouble
>Fucking charged as fast as I could to check the schedule
>'anon, 9am, but you get FOOLED at 8.45'
>Nearly in fucking tears at this
>hear them laughing
>just go and sit silently for 15 minutes
>Later in the day
>Stacking some shelves
>I am working on the home entertainment section
>Suddenly 2 of my co-workers appear
>Start taking all the DVD's from one shelf
>ask what they are doing
>they tell me they are helping me set up the new adult DVD section and I need to go and get the adult DVD's from the back
>spend 20 minutes looking everywhere for porn DVD's
>can't find them
>come back out
>the shelf isn't empty anymore
>co-workers refilled it
>one of the DVD's that has been put on the shelf is a custom made DVD called 'anon is a dumbass the movie' and somehow has a picture of me from 5 minutes earlier looking in the warehouse for porn DVD's
>About to go home
>Pretty bad mood due to the above
>some normie fuck comes and tells me the manager wants to see me
>know it is bullshit, tell him I am leaving
>he basically begs me to go and see the manager
>I give up and go to the managers room
>it is empty
>on the way out the normies are all standing round the corner laughing
>start calling me 'managers office boy'
REEEE
Its just a prank bro.
But wow that sounds like it sucks.
>one of the DVD's that has been put on the shelf is a custom made DVD called 'anon is a dumbass the movie' and somehow has a picture of me from 5 minutes earlier looking in the warehouse for porn DVD's
Nah. This is bull.
>Be a wagecuck
>Expect sympathy
lol
