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>mfw lost my virginity to a prostitute
>>28558541
SEND THE PAIN BELOW
You're still a virgin if you had to pay for it
For real OP?
What was it like? I'm considering paying for an escort soon.
Post pics which represent your lifestyle.
leave roastee
>>28558533
pictorum relativista
This is an original comment.
My dick doesn't smell like cheese.
>when you cuddle your food before eating it
Asians...
>>28558426
cringiest post of all time
go back to facebook faggot
>>28558426
lol i know m8, they eat dog the madmen! it's crazy bruv cool story
>>28558450
What cringy about it?
Desktop thread
post screenshots of your desktop
also post anime if you want, and talk about anything because
ok
your windows is weird
>>28558468
forgot image
origami
>>28558482
can you post your wallpaper it's cute
What are the last weeks of highschool like??
got only 4 weeks left. do girls get desperate and try to start hooking up or is that just a meme?
what is it really like for you?
senior year of course
>>28558306
everyone that was a dick to you is all of a sudden really nice then you hate those people even more. Luckily you'll likely never see any of these people ever again. Hopefully one day you see they have gotten pudgy and you masturbate to their suffering in life. :)
>>28558306
Everybody was really excited about how much fucking and drinking they were about to do in college.
You'll get sad for things you never thought you would.
The babby cup is liv in two hours (hitbox /thefourchancup) - today, the robots face off against /c/ to either master race the group (9 points, 3 wins) or tie or lose with no consequences. Tune in at 18:00 UTC / 2:00 PM EST to follow our match!
wiki: implyingrigged(DOT)info
/vg/ thread: >>>/vg/142120272
Originality bump for >page 9
Cup liv in 50 minutes
>>28558285
LETS GO NECKBEARS!
>>28559767Are you itaria anon?
Cup is liv, our match is in an hour!
I am now a fellow NEET! Hooray!
I decided to quit the shitty 9 to 5! Fuck worker cucks! I then decided the best course of action was to lease my apartment and move back in with my mother! I told my girlfriend about it and she's not happy with me! Infact she hasn't responded for several days now, but oh well haha atleast mother is cooking me greasy, disgusting pieces of filth I should not be eating and are really fucking bad- I mean really shit disgusting shit food which makes McDonalds look reasonable. I gained 40 pounds just this week alone! Looking forward to the many more days of being a stinky, smelly, ugly, pathetic loser! Oh gosh, I do love being a friendless faggot degenerate! Haha! Oh- silly me- I mean NEET.
You seem pretty butthurt my friend.
I work a 9-5 office job and living the NEET life seems appealing to me at times.
Thisposter is a buttblasted wagecuck
>>28557991
>>28558005
Golly! More NEET friends, how much weight have you put on this week. Eating this dog food is so good
Hello fembots, I'm interested in getting back into the dating world and I was wondering: What traits do you look for in a guy?
Dark skin
Athletic body
Great at sex
Large penis
>>28557821
How is what others consider attractive in any way relevant to you? Will you modify your own preferences based on what seems popular to the females on 4chan?
>>28557872
I want to see which boxes are checked and unchecked for me.
What if there's a girl that loves you but she's too shy to say it?
>>28557814
>What if there's a girl that loves you but she's too shy to say it?
pointless hypothetical, it will never happen
it's like worrying about how I would protect myself if I won the lottery
I still would not get me any dubs.
>>28557862
i would
originalalallala
>tfw women lust after you
Who here is objectively /handsome/?
Haha that's nothing faggot
I bet she isn't even 8/10
>>28557756
>tfw women you break up with want nothing more than to be with you again
>tfw women you only just met already get possessive of you
>Quickly Chad get dressed! Your brother anon will be home any second!
>>28557731
I wouldn't mind my bro fucking in the house.
>>28557731
i was already home. I was in my room wtf
C'mon, let's fuck again one more time.
Not like he'd mind it anyway.
Is taking hallucinogens a good idea?
Druggies always say that they will change your life for the better, but is this true?
>>28557610
Yes, but, skip the 'beginner' psychedelics (nonsense there's no progressive order)
and DO DMT
explaining why in next post
>>28557610
Might as well.
It's like weed, if you get some sort of severe mental illness thanks to them, you already were going to get them anyway.
Just make sure you have someone around, so you don't do anything really stupid.
>>28557636
tl;dr: psilocybin mushrooms tend to have the effect of thinking about your life and it's not always pleasant. LSD is more recreational, i don't think it's the most effective tool taken alone.
but the Tryptamines are endogenous and they feel very natural to the body. Very mellow with lots of Serotonergic activity to help you have a happy trip.
I recommend for you 4-Aco-DMT, 4-Aco-MET, and or 4-Ho-MET. They are relatively benign and gentle psys and you can feel safe taking them alone. you cant overdose on them.
You can find them easily online via Biochem Lab Supply shops, 100% legal and safe to ship to your house.
What makes someone a cuck?
I think the definition is anyone who is cheated on.
"Literally everything," according to 4chan
>>28557420
If they're okay with, or enjoy, the woman they love fucking or having fucked anyone else.
who /literallyugly/ here?
>inb4 just be confident bro
>inb4 I've seen plenty of ugly guys with 10/10 girls bro
Bots what was the moment that you realized you were ugly?
>>28557412
yeah i know those feels, i am almost 27 and i have never had a gf, girls ignore me or treat me badly for no reason other than i exist, other people also treat me badly or rude too only because i am a short and ugly male
post pics, i don't you are as ugly as you're making out
>talk to a woman online
>send pic of myself
>stops responding
Why are women such whores?
>>28557307
U probably ugly af m8 thats y
>met trap on /soc/
>I'm bisexual so whatever I'll check it out
>pretty good messaging convo
>"she" sends a pic
>"she's" not even trying to look like a girl except wearing a skirt over "her" jeans
>basically looks like your typical Dungeouns and Dragons nerd with curly hair, acne and glasses except "she's" wearing a skirt
>don't even respond, delete "her" from my kik
>"she" keeps messaging me asking what I think
>goes on for like a week
>can't take a fucking hint
fuck online interactions are terrible.
>>28557307
No one is obligated to like you. I myself am a 3/10 and am often rejected. Simply accept that you're an uggo and seek out women on your level. Also, start lifting. It is not a meme if you train right and eat. Also, humans are shitty creatures. We're judgmental assholes.
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