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Most of you are pretty cool.
Skip first period tomorrow if you live in Indiana.
ok I'll come in at lunch
>>28559047
But tomorrow is sunday, what
>>28559047
Ebin OC, op.
Do you ever think about how easy your life would have been if you was born female?
>>28559022
Yes.
Too bad when I was teen, trangenderism wasn't as popular as it is now.
If it was, I would totally transition, for easier life.
If I'd been born female, "I" wouldn't exist. That person wouldn't be me. It would be some other person.
But if my mom and dad had had a daughter instead of me...probably thinks would've turned out better for that daughter.
>>28559022
not really, if you are born an ugly male you can get some money and lose your virginity. If you are born an ugly female not even the lowest kinds of neckbeards won't fuck you, and its impossible to become popular as an ugly female
How does anyone deal with becoming a wizard? I feel like killing myself more and more every single day I get closer to 30.
I just stopped caring. I'm on my way to 40 and I don't even think about anymore.
>>28559081
How do I stop caring? I want to cry.
In Plato's Republic there's an old character named Cephalus who discussing becoming old. He says that, while there are many drawbacks, one is also freed from passions of youth like concern for reputation and lust.
>she found someone else
>>28558976
>oneitis kills herself because Chad broke up with her
Great. You're better off without the old ball and chain.
>>28558976
It's me.
I'm not even kidding. My gf was some orbitter's onitis and that thought makes me pretty sad for him. He must hate my fucking guts.
>realize that the two stink holes are bull shit
and that fapping feels just as good if not better
finally move on
gud feel
>fapping feels just as good
fapping feels like absolutely nothing until I cum
>>28558929
yeah sex was a huge disappointment for me, it doesn't feel as good as a wank, for cut guys it must be even worse
>>28559446
you are cut and mutilated
It's gonna be a saturday night alone by myself, maybe with a bottle of wine, watching Eurovision.
What takeaway do I get lads?
http://www.just-eat.co.uk/area/ts1-middlesbrough
bumping - also, eurovision thread
bulgaria is awesome
anyone?
no-one for eurovish?
Israel is a good singer but should we allow them as they are not Europe desu
post em
bling bling blog
textless post are not allowed
fuck this gay original robot oh my god fuck this shit
Are there any movies about true, actual robots?
I mean movies where the protag is a complete sperg, a true weirdo with no social skills whatsoever, and of course a loser.
He Was a Quiet Man is the only one I know.
And please no "attractive and mysterious misfit finds love" a la Donnie Darko. That disqualifies it.
Was this the first robot movie?
how do i make a man out of myself, /r9k/? should i just join the military? i want to be like one of the tough guys you see in movies
>>28558812
>i want to be like one of the tough guys you see in movies
That's the wrong reason to join, if you want to be a tough guy just go lift weights and take boxing lessons or something.
>>28558812
>one shot in life
>4.7 inch SIDE-BENT dick
>>28558812
learn what principes are.
learn norms and values.
and start acting like a man.
>"Hey anon, look what came in the mail today!"
My rope and lube finally came.
>>28558808
My rope and lube. Finally came.
originalio
>>28559918
My rope and Iube finalIy came.
Quick, tell me a red porn star with curly hair
>>28558742
>tfw the director of Iron Man 2 put himself in his own movie and included a scene where Scarjo leglocks his head
clever bastard
>>28558742
man i hate this strong wymyn horseshit so much, i can snap this whore's neck in about a second
>red porn star
You mean redhead?
This girl doesn't have curls, really:
http://www.private.com/scene/redhead-teen-ella-hugues-is-a-real-fire-cracker/24677
is sex with a condom good? i'm uncut btw.
It sucks that you weren't cut desu.
commento oregano
>>28558810
Fucking jew.ORIGINAL JEW
>>28558810
Fuck off kike
Origin
Ask someone out
>Hey, wanna go get coffee some time?
>Oh my gosh, Stacy come over here. Anon asked me out. What a fucking creep...get out of here you fucking ugly asshole!
Don't ask someone out
>Eeew, aren't you interested in girls, anon? Why don't you ever try flirting? You are such a fucking creep.
I give up...what's the solution?
>>28558703
>>Oh my gosh, Stacy come over here. Anon asked me out. What a fucking creep...get out of here you fucking ugly asshole!
I've never seen a girl reject a guy this way? Does this actually happen? The worst I've ever seen/gotten was a simple "no" and maybe a slightly disgusted look, but there was never any loud public humiliation involved.
ask girls out anyway and ignore what the bitches say
see, the words of one bitch paralyzes you, while chad would just laugh it off
you're gonna have to deal with rejection, even chads do
The first one has literally never happened to you. I'm guessing you have never tried to ask a woman out and you are making excuses as to why you don't even try. Whatever helps you sleep at night, I guess. But if you want to hear what actually happens from someone who has tried, I've been rejected and accepted before and rejection is as painless as "that's really sweet but I have a boyfriend" and acceptance is like no elation you've ever felt. So keep being a pussy about it or man up. I don't care either way, it's your life.
Imagine your crush (for example) sending a message which reads "Anon i love you".
How would you react?
i would wake up
orig
>>28558689
Tell them to give her back her phone
I'd feel nothing from a simple text. I'd ignore it, try to play it cool, maybe try to hang out with her sometime, but I definitely wouldn't believe it.
Anyone got pictures of qt Asian boys with this androgynous look?
Yeah. Search on google, "asian male."
>>28559450
Funny joke. This is what actually comes up.
>>28560199
did they become masculine by going to /r/asianmasculinity and shitposting on 4chan, or did they go to the gym
>yfw you hear a muffled "puru puru pururin pururin
puru puru pururin puru pururin
puru puru pururin pururin" from next door
That song has no right to be that catchy desu
>mahouu shouuuujouu (shoooujou)
>>28558726
it's NHK ya goober
also what filename is THAT
>>28558750
I know which anime it's from you goofball!
It's one pulled from danbooru, have you ever been there?
There's plenty of pictures of cute anime girls, and it's easy to search for more specific pictures if you'd like.
