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Tell me why you aren't relaxing with a delicious portion of snus right this instant
>>28564611
I don't wanna turn my bottom lip into hamburger meat
>>28564611
Because I'm a poorfag in a third world shithole.
>>28564628
It goes in your upper lip man, this is swedish snus NOT to be confused with gross american dipping tobacco.
Anon touches woman
>eww that creepo did it again
Chad touches woman
>he is so cute and brave, id be willing to suck his cock
Anon tries to talk to a woman
>get away from me you greasy creep
Chad tries to talk to a woman
>mind going to my place?
Anon invites woman to go for a walk
>haha o m g he really did it, of course i wont go
Chad invites woman to go for a walk
>of course ill go, maybe we'll fuck
Have you accepted your fate robots?
It works like that 99% of the time. Just gotta be persistent.
I'm going hiking with a qt tomorrow. Feels good man. Went through more rejections than I can count to reach this point, tho.
>>28564653
Damn man, story on how you managed to plan that hike? Sounds good
Yeah I hate my life. I don't even have any girls to touch even if I wanted to.
Every day, staying inside with my parents, doing practically nothing.
If blacks are so successful with white women why are they cuck posting on here and why does this board have so many blacks?
I don't know OP why are you here if you're a gay little fag?
bebe triggered the blackbots with her Asian fetish and theyre sperging right now
they're not the ones cuckposting retard
pathetic tiny peckered white boys cuckpost because they've realized their inherent inferiority
>Tfw wore it for him
>Tfw he didn't come to practice today
This is what I get for trying to help you guis
I think my dick might be gay.
It gets only semi hard for girls but when twink appears it tears my boxers.
>Tfw I saw him looking at me in the locker room
>>28564489
>Tfw I think about him every time I get horny now
How painful is it to airgun yourself? I have lead pellets of 4,5mm made for piercing stuff and a Copperhead gun. Sadly, I can't ask anywhere else. I have alcohol as a way to numb myself if it's necessary.
>>28564219
Any advice?
Fuck off bestbot.
>>28564219
Extremely painful and wont kill you i'm pretty sure.
>>28564219
It won't do enough damage to kill you.
>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
>Anonymous, this is the friendship police!
>You have 30 seconds to come outside with three friends or we are authorized to use deadly force!
What would you, /r9k/?
>>28564135
That's not what antisocial means, dumbass
>>28564135
I swear I wasn't setting up a pirate station on that tower block, I was just having a smoke, they left the door open. What? Those keys? Those are just in case of an emergency.
>>28564135
>asocial
>anti-social
Please read the definitions of these two words.
blackbots, why do you like this guy so much?every blackbot ive talked to worships this guys word as gospel.
im not black and i dont like how he talks about how bad black women are and how he pretty much says black guys should find a white woman
>>28564160
the funny part about this is he has a black daughter. shes probably going to grow up hating herself and offering her ass and pussy up to any white guy she meets.
>>28564095
I hate this guy. I'm black but I don't hate back women, or black people in general. I hate all women equally. This guy is literally more pathetic than I am. That's saying a lot.
>italians exist
>>28564049
Annoying fuckers alright.
>people who are half german
>italians
>niggers
all disgusting scum
>>28564049
EYY OHHHH WHATS THE PROBLEM??
Is there a program that can erase your hard drive if you do not re-enter password or something in like ~3 days?
I am asking because I would not want my parents to find out my files, be it be searching my stuff after my (eventual) death or the authorities breaking my password and informing my parents what they have found.
>>28564027
Write your own. You're not asking for anything particularly complicated.
>>28564027
Deleting a hard drive takes hours, you can use encryption though and delete / throw away the key in a matter of seconds.
>>28564115
>>28564048
Mhm, but what I want is a program that will automatically delete all my stuff, if I, for whatever reason do not enter the correct password to prevent the deletion in ~3 days for example.
>tfw you have to settle for a short guy
What? No you don't. You're just selling yourselfshort[/spoiler ]
>>28563980
Could be worse, could be carrying your father's gross baby
the fact that you have a penis probably plays into that
>"Why don't you talk to me more anon?? Don't you like me?"
>>28563961
No, not in particular.
>>28563961
oh shit, if someone said this to me I legitimately don't think I could think of an answer
fuck it's making me nervous trying to think of one now
>>28563961
Elves scare me
Tfw will never hold my waifu.
Tfw a beta kike (pic related) got her.
Tfw Ciara keeps skipping me on omegle.
Why even live?
So sorry to hear that. We're here for you.Got another pic?
>Tfw a beta kike (pic related) got her.Actually he doesn't, I do.
>>28564365
Didn't you say you're with erica/polarbear/Cockbunny?
Since when are you with eliza?
>>28564286
Of the kike or the qt?
What salary starts to let you date up? I'm thinking 70k. This guy is an extreme example but I've seen the effect irl lots of times now the females from my old school are reaching 27
Depends on the cost of living where you're at. I'm in a cheap area with mostly manual labour jobs that pay minimum wage. I make about $50 an hour. If I cared to, I could probably date up.
>>28563880
My sister was a Stacey and used to only date chads but really she was only that way because people THOUGHT that's who she should be with.
She is with a nerdy guy now, she really is happy to have a guy adore her and not be a bro. It just took her some time to not just be the pretty girl and to stop acknowledging peer pressure. It took her until after college and moving to San Francisco.
>>28563880
That's situational. I think I'm dating up, but her parents make a good chunk of money and she has no debt, so she doesn't give a shit how much money I make. ($42k/yr)
Ah! Sweetie I'm trying to clean your room! Don't get so close to mommy's.. *FRRRRRPPPBBPBPBT*
Mmm didn't I warn you? Now be a good little boy and sniff it all up as punishment~
I admire your unrelenting dedication to this very specific brand of shitposting.
WTF this is gay
I wanna blast my ass and spray wet shit all over you and your retardo threads fuck you
>Women can't even have sex without Netflix
women can't even have sex without regretting it the morning after
>>28563858
Source on the mouse image she posted?
women can't even have sex without getting alcohol in their system
