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Hello, anon! You're just in time to be interviewed for the position. Have a seat, let's get started.
I've seen your application, but those packets mean very little to us. We have other questions that mean more for what you may be doing here, your grades don't matter to us. Just answer these for us, and we'll give you a call if we want you back in.
>Do you have any music production, video editing, web development, artistic, or financial skills good for our media company?
>Do you currently reside in the Northeast USA? Could you relocate for the job?
>How would you rate your social skills?
>Would you consider yourself more conservative or liberal?
>Would you be willing to live with your coworkers in a common workspace?
>Do you have a car?
>Do you have any money to invest in our small venture for stock?
Hm.. Interesting. I'm going to think on this and get back to you. Be sure to stop at the snack bar on your way out, anon. Thank you for coming in.
>Do you have any music production, video editing, web development, artistic, or financial skills good for our media company?
I can make shit tier web pages really quickly
>Do you currently reside in the Northeast USA? Could you relocate for the job?
No, yes.
>How would you rate your social skills?
0
>Would you consider yourself more conservative or liberal?
Liberal
>Would you be willing to live with your coworkers in a common workspace?
Sure
>Do you have a car?
No
>Do you have any money to invest in our small venture for stock?
No mayne im poor as fuck
Hope to get back from you, thanks for the interview : ^ )
>Are you willing to relocate? is the only one of those questions I have ever been asked in a real job interview.
>Do you have any music production, video editing, web development, artistic, or financial skills good for our media company?
I have a SoundCloud and a YouTube account. I make music and visuals. They aren't great buthey
>Do you currently reside in the Northeast USA? Could you relocate for the job?
I live in East Texas
>How would you rate your social skills?
Poor
>Would you consider yourself more conservative or liberal?
Conservashit
>Would you be willing to live with your coworkers in a common workspace?
As long as Chad isn't there.
>Do you have a car?
Yes
>Do you have any money to invest in our small venture for stock?
I have $8,000
>let your Asian friend dog-sit for you
>come back and your dog is missing
>your friend now looks like this
What do you do?
ask why they didn't wait till I got back to share it with me
"Hey! I was saving that!"
>>28567446
Listen to her belly do it's job
Because vore is hot
>on Accutane for 8 months
>face clears up like magic
>finish the cycle
>1 month later
>start breaking out again
END IT
END MY FUCKING LIFE
I JUST WANT CLEAR SKIN, I'M ALREADY SO UGLY
>>28567436
Aww, cheer up, nobody cares that you have acne, just be yourself and everyone will accept you!
>>28567436
> Have acne on my forehead
> Parents tell me to get my hair cut shorter so I don't have bangs
> Without bangs I will show off all the acne on my forehead
> tfw stuck in an endless catch 22
>>28567586
That's not a catch 22, fuck what your parents think.
More like:
>acne because of bangs
>bangs because of acne
Anybody else addicted to these things? I fucking love them!
I used to drink so many energy drinks. Now they all just make me sick. I drank so many of them that my body started rejecting them
>>28567368
>tfw caffeine makes your tremor and your anxiety worse
I wish I could be a normie
>>28567368
I moved on to amphetamines and then cocaine.
This man teleports behind you and says "Nothin personell kid"
What do you do?
I don't worry, because he is speaking to a hologram
it's too late at that point, because i'd already be dead
He's got a long sword I'm not afraid. I pull out my rapier, a much nimbler weapon. A parry, a feint, A THRUST! And all is finished.
Who will /r9k/ be voting for in November?
I would be voting Trump if I was a yank.
Clinton, just to make sure we don't end up with Trump
Trump because fuck Clinton and fuck communism
What do you plan on doing for tomorrow?
Cant wait to drink myself stupid while playing civ 5 and maybe get some pizza rolls to go with it
Will be studying for my physics exam on monday
Writing a paper
Probably cry at my mediocrity
>>28567215
If tomorrow means Monday I will be at the zoo with some other mental hospital patients
If tomorrow means Sunday I will be crying in bed
If you are lonely, why don't you find a girl from 4chan to be your girlfriend? Pic is me and my long distance gf I met here. Am I in her league?
because no female wants a bf that just consumes media instead of doing something with thier life.
>>28567162
I have tons of bitches from here bro. And you arent in her league. You look like a backwater spic
>>28567201
That's not true. Most normies just consume media in their spare time when they aren't studying or partying.
Hunting stacies in the woods
>>28567157
uh oh : -/
pic related.....spurvo.....hmm?
who took the picture asdfqwerqwer
http://www.xtube.com/profile/muzculz-1025951#videos
Are there any other amateur porn channels where Chad posts his conquests?
>tfw even low tier bitches can snag chad for a night
search 'one night stand' in various porn sites
some good finds and i find this hot as fuck DESU
>>28567179
It's like I'm really on /b/!
>this post was unsurprisingly unoriginal
I need a laptop for college. Something affordable, but with plenty of memory and capable of moderate gaming. Any suggestions?
>>28567138
Whats your definition of affordable?
Le gamer laptop meme
>>28567206
<= $500, preferably
>>28567222
gr8 b8
>tfw this is what the people who post as cute anime girls look like in real life
>>28567086
And here's what you look like "in real life" you fucking cunt.
>>28567086
Yep. Reminder: ANIME, NOT EVEN ONCE.
>this 1 person represents a fanbase
saged reported called the cops etc
If you haven't been banned on r9k before, then you're a normie.
>>28567032
How can you possibly be banned from this board unless posting pizza?
>>28567225
You can get banned for evading the robot
>>28567032
>banned from /pol/ for posting a tweet because it's 'not politics'
>there has been like 3 threads today about women wearing booty shorts that have got 200+ posts
Never been banned from /r9k/ though.
Today i have 22 years old.
Virgin, no friends, alone.
>Today i have 22 years old.
So how is it in France?
keep wasting the years...
>>28567039
Not really nice
Believe it or not, I am jealous of the NEETs lifestyle and I hate my own life. I am 30, been married for four years and have a one year old son. I got out of the Navy and became a stay at home dad while going to school fulltime. I have what all you faggots desire and I fucking hate it.
As soon as the kid was born my dreams, wants and desires basically came to a grinding halt. I had bought golf clubs and wanted to take up learning how to get good at golf. I am a really good bassist that was playing with touring bands before my life got fucked and I had to join the Navy, and I loved getting fit and participating in 5k races and shit.
I can't golf, wife doesn't get home until after 6 and then I have to cook dinner and be a good goy for her until its bed time for baby, then I do my homework most nights. I get no time to go, on the weekend its full of honey-do chores, watching the baby more while she does things with her mom or whatever and then its night time, the day is gone and I did nothing. I can only play my instruments casually, no more playing in bands or anything I like, and I can't work out like I wanted to because I can't take a baby to the gym, I get no time when she is home and my schedule doesnt allow me any time when I am at school, I am just getting chubby and depressed. She also grades papers for an online school on the weekends so thats more time I have to be watching the baby.
I am grateful she can provide for us and we have a nice house and pretty nice life, but I am miserable 90% of the time. My life is fucking groundhogs day and my wife wonders why I am so miserable. Her idea of me doing something productive is house chores or building, painting etc... shit for her with her racist, dickhead father. No thx.
I would give anything to have no ties to anything or anyone, my day fully open to do what I want to do. Id go golfing with my NEETbux, cook my own meals, get really good at the guitar and bass, work out when I want to then vidya and hang out.
You sound like a woman
original pls
>>28566925
is this the future under the matriarchy?
Why the fuck would you ever get married or have kids? Seriously, why? Marriage is an absolute scam for males, alimony and child support combined are insane, have fun paying over $800 a month to your cunt ex-wife and if you lose your job and can't pay, enjoy jail and never getting employed again.
You brought this on yourself normie.
