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School shooting are fakes. Sandy Hook never happened. It's just a ploy by anti gun lobbyists and sjw. To get of guns and male virgins. Look at pic related. Is that the face of a cold hearted killer? No way he doesn't look mentally ill at all.
future school shooter(pic related)
Op here. To get rid of guns and demonize male virgins.
Guns are practical as fuck and literally anyone can get them and shoot a few people down, but this lil guy with all his mental issues being able to do what he did still bewilders me a little. There has to be more to it than just that.
Out of curiosity, I made a poll to find out what the height of the average robot is. Let's see what the results are.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10215736
>imperial system
>>28571967
leave yuropoor
>tfw 5'2"
>not original
Who else /hugedick/ khv?
5.2 here
how do I pleasure another man with it?
>>28571913
Who here /smalldick/ khv?
>>28571982
you dont
not with that size
>tfw my panties ride up your buttcrack every time I sit in my bed with my laptop
fuck
i meant my buttcrack
not yours
i have to choose either first or second person so it would be either
my panties my buttcrack my laptop
or
your panties your buttcrack your laptop
i hope that helps
>>28571237
be my steam gf plz I am so lonely.
>>28571237
My dick will be riding up your buttcrack if you dont shut the fuck up and get off my board
Anime cons are the worst fucking things ever.
They used to actually be about content creators,
but now they're dress up parties for histrionic normalfaggots.
Why the fuck do people feel the need to socialize about anime anyways?
It's made as escapism for lonely men, not these fucking normalcunts.
>>28570177
>wahhh why do people like what I like?
With that kind of attitude you will never get a gf or friends.
She's probably a succubus in bed and insufferable outside of bed.
Cons were always fucking awful miniature hells.
Hey robots, it's cold tonight so Im warming myself with a fire and some drink. How is everyone else staying comfy tonight?
>>28569593
As always, text, video, images, audio; anything is welcome and appreciated. Lets get comfy.
>>28569670
Modernist architecture is very comfy.
>>28569711
Please leave me alone robot. I don't have anything to say right now.
literally spent all day looking at porn
got a whole folder of these kind of images
>>28569077
i spent literally all day from 5am to 7pm playing path of exile, which is probably worse than a porn addiction.
>>28569172
What build
Who is your hero /r9k/?? mine is Elliot Rodger.
>>28568856
>mine is Elliot Rodger.
y
Mine is also Elliot Rodger.
Hitler is mine
Write a letter to someone who may or may not see it. Bonus points if you use full names.
I am gas light me up, burn this room. Set a smolder and burn to ash, leave this house and find a new path. Choke on the past as you exit the cage built on the pretense you couldnt leave your creator. Build a new future without the regret, you are the person your meant to be they dont own your life. Created by two halfs who refuse to equal a whole you can break the cycle, become one on your own. Become your own.
to my future child
fuck you, you little shit
you were an accident
your mom lied about being on birth control
kill yourself
inhale nitrogen and die of hypoxia please
sincerely, your father :)
Dear Mauro Dutton
You deserve a painful death
For everything that you have done to me when we were teenagers
For publicily making me ashamed for being poor,ugly and a virgin
And for everything you may have done to others
Maybe your ego made you blind you fucking chad, but i promise, you will suffer,by my hands if necessary
Just wait for it
>"I don't even like big dicks."
Are women speaking the truth when they say this?
>>28568451
No. Any woman who says she doesn't is either a liar or a virgin.
>>28568451
I actually took some time to think about that yesterday
Women like big dicks because of the time it takes to get from the start of the dick to the end and back to the start
If your dick is small, the only way to make her feel good is if you fuck her as fast as you can
>>28568512
Also this
Too big can bruise the pussy, but in general 9" won't do damage, you would need like 11" of dick for the average sized woman
I married a woman who already had a child (hurrr cuck) and together we had our own child. My wifes child is 24, married, with his own kid on the way. My child is 16 and he just came out gay. At first I didnt know how to act but then I started yelling at him and he has been in his room for 3 hours. I will never have my own grand kids now because my only bloodline is a faggot. I already told my wife and she is trying to say its ok but its not. It is not ok, I refuse to have a fag son, I even asked her to have another child and she said no, we are too old She is 41 and I am 45. I dont know what to do and she is demanding I accept his lifestyle and actually wants us to have the man that fucks my son over. I want to beat my kid and wife. I need advice
I want someone to kill me, please kill me
>>28568443
>I will never have my own grand kids now because my only bloodline is a faggot.
You can always make another bloodline. If you really want a child, IVF can allow women as old as 70 to give birth, plus you could get a surrogate or another woman. Maybe a bastard would be cool. Plus your son could use his sperm to make a baby with a surrogate. You've got options man.
>>28568443
Leave them and start a new family. Make sure to have multiple sons as insurance.
What are robots' experiences with tinder? If you aren't eggman-looking is it easy to get matches?
Have you been on any dates?
Please share, and show the pic you used if you like
Is it literally impossible to get matches if you aren't chad?
>>28567477
Pretty much, roasties control the market but you should be easily able to fool them if you use fake Chad images.
>>28567888
What the fuck does that accomplish? How does that do abone any good? Promptly kill yourself.
>Your age
>Your Gender
>Your sexual orientation
>Range of people you would be willing to date
>>28567089
What do you mean by range? Like, on a scale of 1-10?
>>28567132
I fucked that up, I meant age range.
>>28567173
Ah, ok.
22
Male
Straight
18-25
I'm boring, I know, but I've had bad experiences with older women.
You may be alone, but at least you aren't a cuck.
Why the fuck do so many military guys get married early in their lives? Like you're in peak physical form, chicks dig the uniform, blah blah blah, but no, let's let married to some roastie from high school that you won't even able to see since you'll be overseas most of the time, who will almost certainly cheat on you, use you for benefits, and then divorce you once return home
>>28565748
It's mostly Marines, because Marines are fucking stupid as fuck. They are amazing killing machines and I wouldn't want to get into a gunfight or a "who can stab the most mines with a bayonet in a minute" contest with, but, many are total retards.
>>28565647
One more reason not to become some woman's slave.
omegle thread
you know the tagsget bitches or die tryin
>>28564185
>get bitches
Fuck off, that's the problem with these threads. Half of the losers here are specifically looking to orbit women so they turn into skippers
1st for that robot who only ever comes on for femanons
I just want someone to talk to and everyone is surfing for poon
REEEEEEEEEEE
