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>How was work, anon?
Why the fuck does anyone say this? How do you think it was, how do you think 9 hours at the grocery store was?
>>28578696
its just a greeting man dont get so hung up on it
>>28578696
>actually thinking they genuinely want to know
It's a way of saying hi, all you need to do is say"fine" or "good".
>>28578696
I'm a grocery store stocker
I do the same shit every day, exact same shit over and over
never have an answer for this question either anon
>>28579217
STFU bitch you don't know what it's like
I actually dislike these types of males, more than actual females.
>>28578693
that's clearly a bald man they're helping
>>28578693
They've been tamed, the women have taken them. They can no longer be saved, they are nothing but slaves for the Great Women's World Order. Women's rights can never be undone, we live in the final days of humanity.
>>28578693
80% of all men are like this, if not more. Only chads and really ugly guys are redpilled.
Is it just me or are there more 20-something male virgins than ever?
It's humanity's natural selection or whatever to combat the overpopulation crisis.
>>28578605
pretty sure they're mostly asian
>>28578605
Only white men. I'd say 40% of white men are nu-male losers that don't know how to speak to women and don't know how to improve themself to attract women.
Non-white men don't have that problem because they are allowed to act like boys growing up which helps them develop normally. White boys are punished for acting like boys and are forced to put women on a pedestal. Most white women are disgusted by white men today and so they go out and date interracial because white men are all beta losers.
If you are a non-white man and still a virgin, then there is something terribly wrong with you.
Show me your autism you dweebfags
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on the plus side, I only scored one line,
>>28578566
oh, this one's the template.
>>28578557
God damnit.
originalkalashnikov
Perfection. You can't argue otherwise
>>28578494
She's my curryfu.
>>28578711
lel tatoos's, she is a whore. guaranteed.
>>28578494
>girl who posts revealing pictures on the Internet
>wife material
Lmaoing @ ur life
>University girls will go to parties and exchange blowjobs/sex for small things like cans of lager, cigarettes, etc.
>Not a single one of them would even hold your hand for a grand
>>28578491
>>Not a single one of them would even hold your hand for a grand
They would. Anybody would do anything for that much money, except harm someone pretty much.
Every straight man who says they wouldn't suck dick for that much is a liar. I'm not straight and despite finding them disgusting, I'd lick a vagina on its period if it meant I got paid.
>>28578491
>girls would rather get abused by some asshole than spend time with me
Life is a joke
Just laugh at it
>>28578793
Speak for yourself you degenerate faggot
Who /up/ here? Smash that mf post button
>>28578451
hi. Hopefully all my fellow r9k'ers will also "smash" that mf post button
TRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FAMFAM FAMALAMADINGDONG XDDDD AND THEN I LITERALLY TRUFAMD OUT OF HIGHSCHOOL NO KIDDING SENPAI BAKA DESU FAMPAI XDDDDD
Smashed that mf real good
who /suicidallydepressed/ here?
tell your stories.
Well
I have no story at all
That's the problem
It's been 6 years I stopped going out, I like no one and no one likes me
>>28578449
how/why did it get to that point?
>>28578473
I'm not sure, but I have always been a weird kid, back to elementary school, other kid's parents would tell their child not to approach/talk with me, which I understand since I was overly violent and would hit others over no real reason
I remember that I'd always ask to my mom if I could be homeschooled, I hated school, not because of the courses, but I hated the other kids. There was just a girl whom was my only friend.
Then, in middle school, I suddenly started to get bullied on a daily basis and wouldn't fight back
I dropped out of school a few months after I started high school, and homeschooled myself so I could still graduate, I couldn't connect with anyone and withdrew from social activity, even when family would come home i'd sleep during the day on purpose to avoid having to talk to anyone.
I still don't want to go out, I feel like I could have everything I ever wanted and i'd still be unhappy, life seems terrible, I don't want to work for ever, I'm a man and I feel like people expect me to be someone else than who I am, I wish a girl would just embrace me, but in the mean time I wouldn't have the courage to ask anyone out, I don't think sex is important, which I used to think was a great thing, but in fact, most of people's lives revolves around sex.
I think about killing myself every day, but in the mean time, i've been obsessed with death for years, i was so afraid of dying that i'd have trouble sleeping because I was afraid of dying during my sleep
Anyone else addicted to watching porn?
Do you think it's an actual addiction?
Yes. You're trying to fulfill something that can only truly be fulfilled with love and actual sex.
>>28578283
just like how you're on 4chan to fulfill something that can only be fulfilled with a group of real male friends
>>28578294
I have real male friends but still feel empty
>>28578283
I sometimes fear that I'll never expierence that.
>Been having pain in my lower right adbomen for the last two days after a 20km bike ride
Am I going to die?
Appendicitis
Go to a doctor
My bro had appendicitis
Nearly died, if we had've left it one more day he'd be gone.
Sad to think about, really.
Go see a doctor anon.
>>28578151
don't mean to alarm you but you're at risk of it bursting at any time right now
Can we please have a /comfy/ thread? Please post your comfy tunes and comfy pictures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hJKhiew2O0
i'll bite, but this is literally stolen from the other thread
>i just want to be cute
most comfy game ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY
>>28578204
this famalam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ9iflvCwok
Quit drinking and get a rotisserie chicken and fries delivered
or
Go buy more booze and buy some pizza and chicken wings?
>>28578019
Depends. How big of a drinker are you? Do you consider yourself an alcoholic? Is drinking having visible effects on your life?
>>28578019
oooooooh my god this sounds so good
fuck it OP, get the damn chicken wings and pizza with booze
i wish i had chicken wings right now, I'm high
>>28578056
>How big of a drinker are you?
8 - 10 bottles and a case of beer in the last two weeks.
>Do you consider yourself an alcoholic?
Yes, no denying it.
>Is drinking having visible effects on your life?
Nope. High functioning alcoholic. The only visible effect has been weight gain. Also prevents me from doing anything to improve my disappointing life but that's not exactly visible.
>tfw no friend to bro up with
>no one to share feels and music with
>no one to play vidya with
This is the one thing you can't have as a girl
the true suffering
>>28577965
>as a girl
Fuck right off miss "I totally casually drop my gender in a thread so people give me positive attention."
Go die.
I would've responded positively if not for those words,and I don't even care about gender, but I do hate attention whores.
If bait, y'got me.
I want to pet that cat.
>>28577965
It does exist. I have had bro-tier friendships with girls and it was very invigorating to do normal frienship stuff without the relationship stuff involve
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My ex who I'm still not over at fucking all yet still good friends with is currently felling me about fucking her new boyfriend, an old friend of mine
What can I do to take my mind off it?
Pic is the only thing I had saved on my phone
LOL why do you want to take your mind of it? this is what you get when you try to stay friends with an ex, anon. you sure wanted to act mature and professional by pretending like you didn't still care and now you're dealing with the consequences. you made your bed, now sleep in it
That feel when there are alien creatures in the sea. My worst nightmare.
fuck your old friend
I'm not earning Megabucks, but not a Wagie Slave either.
I earn 57.4k a year in dollars before tax and work as an electronic engineer.
It's enough, but I still find I spend most of it on rent and stuff like that.
It's not that difficult to find jobs - look at apprenticeships, they often require little high level qualifications or much experience and will give you useful experience and knowledge.
It is not true money is the key to getting women. I'm not fat or disabled or too ugly but I still don't have women crawling over me.
>tfw still no gf
>tfw 6.7 inch dick never used
>It's not that difficult to find jobs
>>28577942
>earn
>not a wage slave
hahaha oh wow
wagecucks - when will they learn?
I'm /wellpaid/ ($70k a year) but still a depressed, virgin loser.
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