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I used to laugh at this guy. He goes on social media and says he is more mature than you, he hoover hands his wife and so on. But what if he IS better than us? He has a lot of money and a loving family. Just look at his property.
What if he is right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfyFYz17NBQ
>>28586145
>They find themselves wealthy, known, and alone.
He isn't talking about us faggot. We're not even on the radar. A few decades ago, we'd be locked up in a mental health facility. Now we're allowed to waste away in the basement.
>Men are so focused on their dreams, their visions and their desires
HOW DARE THEY
>>28586145
>he lives in bend oregon
I want to move out now
>tfw got an apprenticeship at an auto manufacturering company
>tfw training and classes paid for
>tfw being paid to learn a trade
>tfw in 4 years I'll have a degree and be a certified electrical engineer
>tfw guaranteed job with company after certification
>tfw 80-90k starting salary
Did I make it /r9k/? I can't believe cucks flock to uni to waste their parents money or waste away living in their mom's basement being a disappointment
How'd you do it, anon? I gotta start looking for some kind of cash flow now that it's become apparent college isn't going to work, and part time is shit.
How does a 19yo educated guy get on the path to success sans college degree
>>28586155
One of my dads friends worked with this company for years. They trust him and he recomended me so I got the apprenticeship. It was super lucky desu but I'm glad I took the initiative it's gonna pay off ten fold
>>28586194
>One of my dads friends
DROPPED
Of course you got it like that you idiot, you are nothing but a lucky fag who thinks is superior to us
Don't you want to lock up a pathetic /r9k/ boy and control his orgasms?
>>28586052
fuck off frenchman
you are welcome to spam on /r9k/ because you drown out the conventional normies and more sketchy fetishes
>>28586052
Yes, that would be Morten
Who here always has an itchy anus? My asshole is always itching and it bothers the living shit out of me.
>>28586003
do you eat many cashews?
You have pinworms mate
Why is r9k so obsessed with assholes?
Also pinworms
i weigh roughly 500 lbs and cant remember the last time the only thing I ate wasnt a little debbie snack cake
>>28585998
>i weigh roughly 500 lbs
If you're the leader of a mercenary gang in a post-apocalyptic movie then that's not really a problem.
Post pictures OP. I need motivation to lose weight
I am not atttacted to 2D anime women
Who else /feel like they can't go on anymore/ here?
I'm tired of this loneliness and I have no idea how to alleviate it.
>>28585940
Keep posting on /r9k/ and pretend you're having real conversations.
>>28585940
If you feel like you want to kill yourself,because you feel alone, It's better to just go in public and start talking to random people. What to talk about, wjo gives a shit, as long as you have something to say there will be someone who will listen. If it doesn't work, what are you going to lose? you want to suicide anyway
I want to have conversations and talk to people but I never have anything to say :(
Why don't most men take care of how they dress? Dressing better can pretty much bump you up .5 to 1 attractiveness point
>>28585845
Sam Hyde? Is that you reeeee
I don't know where you're referring to but most guys I see take care of how they dressed. It's the obvious robots or married guys who have given up who dress like garbage.
i want to hire a QT or a gay guy follow me around one day and help me pick out a wardrobe. why is this service not available?
ITT: We post our pros and cons.
Pros:
>6'1
>Nauturally athletic body
>Perfect teeth
Cons:
>7/10 face
>skin occasionally flares up with a couple zits
pic not related
Pros:
Cons:
>5' 8"
>1/10 face
>keratosis pilaris
>wide hips
>stretch marks despite thin
>girls butt shape
>>28585712
is this bait?
hdjsjshsj
>>28585712
pros:
>face 8-9/10 (will be 10/10 when proper facial hair sets in)
>cock 7 inches +, as thick as my wrist
>doctor
>charming grays
>humor
>usually athletic
>usually dominant (lately Im just chilled and IDGAF)
cons:
>kv virgin
>thin wrists
>lost 20 pounds of muscle, literally only wide shoulder remained of once respectable physique
>cant grow proper facial hairs
>need glasses or contacts
>not tall (5'11 - but Im happy with it tbqh)
>''weird'' if you ask normies, but Im just too well read and intelligent to indulge in normie way of thinking.
The only thing I really mind is virgin and lost 20 pounds... I know how to get it back since I kept a diary but it feels just shit. Just started seeing most guys as skinny, ppl calling me bodybuilder, everyone wanna be my bro, then fucking gastrisits and panic attacks and one summer I lost it all...
Anyone who had panic attacks when working out knows its hell on earth, one thing that kept me straight all those years and now Im scared of doing pushups till failure since my heart starts acting up like a fucking weirdo.
But I understand my body - it was matter of time when something would give in to the amount of pain and loneliness... And I was never in a habit of going easy on myself.
Now chilling, started eating good, being nice to myself for once. And purging my life of parasites I let suck for too long.
Im 18 and ive never even tried to get one before. A couple of girls have called me cute (which i dont assume is a very good thing for a guy to be called), and one laughed and said while talking to another guy "oh i love anon".
But i was too beta and nerdy to ever make a move and just laughed it off. Ive always assumed im absolute trash and no girl would be romantically interested in me.
>im 5'7
>i would rate myself not higher than 3/10 in facial aesthetics
But lately ive been thinking of wanting sex and a gf. Porn makes me sad cause it reminds me of this desire. I want to give it a shot, but being on r9k really depresses me yet it is addicting cause you guys are the only ones i can relate to.
>So, tl;dr, am i fucked if:
>im not at least 5/10
>7/10 facially
?
Please tell me you guys were just memeing
Meant to type at least 5'10 there not 5/10
Seen far far better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voBNpdXkLnU
>>28585715
>Seen far far better
What?
Signs she MIGHT not be a roastie.
>she doesn't have 1000+ friends on FB
>her new profile pic doesn't get 100+ likes by the next day
>she doesn't have any party photos
>>28585623
I was so sad when she got that terrible boob job.
>>28585664
she did get one? I didn't know that. she was so perfect. (although she was a fucking giant 6' or something)
>>28585623
>Signs she MIGHT not be a roastie.
if she's secretly a man
>bill comes to exactly $6
>hand the minimum wage idiot $10 and a $1
>minimum wage idiot gives me back the $1 and then 4 other $1's
>>28585565
Sorry sir, I had no fives left.
Raise minimum wage to $15, then math wizards will work jobs like that.
Society solved.
>>28585565
why would he not want to offload his ones to you
stupid
>employees like carrying around ones
what do you robots listen too?
Post anything you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeu0HJmkv-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPCiLHMxwuY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7_R6G9Yjbk
>>28585517
I don't understand what the fuck this nigga saying but this song is /comfy/ as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuP4f9mIWrE
I just want for everything to be okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi3-P4qwpGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSqap6chKfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_xp3e5lojY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkko-XBHr9Q
>fast food
>call center
>night time security
What's the best job for sperg?
What's the most likely job I'll get?
>>28585378
Security for both. I used to work graveyard shift security. Job is boring as all fuck but it's easy and you don't need to deal with people nearly as much as the other two.
night time security would be great but you'd probably need to be a fit man or just a woman to get hired.
>>28585412
Nah. If you're a man, you don't need to be fit. Just large and imposing in some way.
Did your life get better or worse after high school?
I didn't go to high school
Life was better as a kid
My life has been leeching off my parents for 4 years
So much fucking better. High school was literally the rock bottom of my life. I graduated in 95, I would have predated Eric and Dylan by four years.
>>28585229
high school is like prison. prove me wrong. pro tip: you cant
Who is the bigger cuck, Wagies or Unics?
>>28585227
Thisone: wagies, but unics are cucks too.
>>28585227
>cucks
Fucking babies new word and shit
Seriously you can't even get yours up anymore.
NEETS, obviously
i mean cmon now,
>what is the jewish plan to make little cuck slaves to the state
