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>tfw haven't been in a relationship in nearly 2 years
What's the longest you've been without a gf?
>>28592347
24 and never even held a girls hand get the fuck out
>in b4 my entire existence
daily reminder that if you've ever had a woman not turn away in disgust at the very sight of you, you're not a robot
Some of you niggas need to be exterminated.
I agree. Weebs are absolute trash.
>>28592300
This shit can't be real. Taking your autism to the real world.
mfw in my shithole of a country weebs are actually cute girls and non social outcasts alphas
(and no, no fat landwhale some of you faggots consider cute)
Are guys who say they like "thick" girls just rationalizing being chubby chasers?
When does "thick" become fat?
Also, what's the best place to find thick Asian girls?
Yes
Same thing
Asia
>>28592262
I've dated two fat asian girls.
Try Los Angeles.
>>28592262
Thick is just fat in the right places
Has anyone dealt with a porn hangover?
I jacked off pretty heavily last night, and today I feel like absolute shit - agitated, run-down and emotionally fucking dead. It's not even guilt, it's like a neurochemical thing. I'm normally depressed but porn (especially edging) makes it worse, and I'm positive it's not a placebo-effect, because I maintain a pretty neutral mood with day streaks where I go w/o porn. So even though /r/nofap represents the worst of reddit's tendencies, I feel like porn really does exacerbate the shit out of mood disorders. I never hear about this issue with normies, and while irl sex is different, everyone fucking looks at porn all the time. Am I the only one this happens to?
I've experienced very similar OP
I think masturbating off too much puts a pretty significant strain on your body and mind.
>>28592083
Yup. The nofap "le superpowers" are obviously bullshit, but when I fap a shitload all at once I get all the symptoms you describe and a sore prostate.
How many times did you cum op?
What's your fetish
Pic related and braps are mine
>>28592033
>military uniforms
>nazis
>watching bf masturbate
>>28592033
preggo porn is hot af desu
>>28592033
Traps, military uniforms (authoritarian right), I like slight domination by my partner but nothing serious. I mostly like cute or comfortable stuff more than rough sex.
I can understand the fart stuff, OP, because scent is a minor kink for me. I generally like bad smells if they are from someone I associate as attractive.
Why are some girls so mean to guys?
What a cunt, it's most likely because girls aren't capable of having souls so they just feed on men's pain to inflate their egos
>>28592635
i know
i've slept with this girl before (ree normie get out etc) but this upset me.
it's too bad this thread will just die
>>28592708
Wait, so she's shit talking you for "begging and pleading" and you've already defiled her? Is she retarded?
It sounds like you've both some how got pussy and dodged a bullet at the same time. Nice work, OP.
>Niggers can be robots
How have I been missing these autists while at school? Are they hard to notice?
>>28592949
No. They're the ones who sperg out and pull huge tantrums in class almost daily, and say cringey shit.
Fucking hell that bitch who runs over immediately to take closer video of the kid who got beat..
Fuck phones
Fuck videos
Question for fembots: would you rather date a tall muscular Chad with an average penis or a manlet with a huge penis?
Which would you robots rather be, average Chad or hung manlet?
What a complete shit thread.
>>28591991
I don't get how that fits in his skinny jeans.
>>28592018
What a complete shit comment.
Do you limp faggots realize that demanding/selecting girls who are only virgins would likely backfire on your beta ass?
If you manage to get a gf who is sexually experienced,
(I'm not talking sluts but someone who has had sex with prior bf's)
and you truly form a decent personal and sexual relationship with her, then she's more likely to stay with you because SHE KNOWS what else is out there.
You think that if you somehow snag a virgin, she will be devoted to you forever!?
This is 2016 goddammit, people aren't naive/retarded.
If you sexually under-perform and/or have a horrible personality, SHE WILL seek out other men because SHE KNOWS (again, we're in the internet age) that there are better equipped men out there.
If the girl DOES have some experience, and after you get close enough to her to know she's not/wasn't a slut and is a decent person you could see yourself with, you know that she is CHOOSING to be with you.
If you're with a virgin, she will ALWAYS have the thought in the back of her head that there is more out there that they haven't experienced, and it will eat away at them.
So the whole notion that a virgin will be attached to you for all eternity once her v-card is taken is inherently flawed.
I can't anyone you fuck face, jesus.
It's TWENTY-SIXTEEEEEEN
Kill yourself, OP
>>28592065
>le culture never changes meme xd
Hey everybody! Remember me?
>>28591722
Fuck you eggy you are a worthless normie who needs to stop shitting up our board
>>28591722
it's dat school shooter boi
Yes hello eggman please don't leave us ever again ;_;
Why haven't you killed yourself yet? What is holding you back?
Fear of hell or anything hell-like happening
Mom would be sad
>>28591740
Would hell really be all that bad?
I want to father as many children as I possibly can to spread my bloodline. I'm not just talking fuckin', I'm talking daily visits to the sperm bank.
Having a meaning to life makes it better
If you could chose a woman, just one, to be your beloved one for the rest of your lives, to remain faithful and loyal to you, to stay kinky and open minded to any sexual fantasy of your mind, to give you as many children as you want or whatever other thing you desire of her.
Wich girl would you chose?
mee on the right
>>28591690
you look like bjork
>>28591769
how scandinavian of me
What are some things in a girl's past that you could never get over and would make you refuse to enter a relationship even if she confessed her undying love for you?
>>28591661
her being a non-virgin
>>28591661
Damn that was disgusting, had a gag reflex just watching
>>28591716
/thread
and even having touched another person's penis or cum on face obviously
>tfw straightedge lifestyle kills your social life
My closest friends are pushing me to drink with them. They say it would put me at ease in social situations. They say I'm too uptight.
Finally start talking to a girl and I know she will want to drink at some point, but my lifestyle forbids me.
It sucks...
>Finally start talking to a girl and I know she will want to drink at some point, but my lifestyle forbids me.
what if she drinks, and you don't? how about that?
>>28591669
thats the problem, i done know its an issue.
Just have one drink man, you won't even feel anything and it's socially acceptable
How is Taytay so perfect?
>>28591585
She's not
idgi
>>28591585
Gtfo you /b/rat
jesus whats wrong with her posture?
