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Why do women look so fucking amazing but when they open their mouth...
>>28599813
You get used to it, after awhile. Just accept it.
>>28599876
I can't i always thought being in love is amazing but i can't stand girls personalities
>>28600009
You'll find one that surprises you with her intellect and charm, but you have to wait like everyone else. It's torture, but I like to think it will happen one day.
>tfw people act nice to you because they think you have autism or something
>>28599808
I've been told years later that when people first met me they thought I was retarded. I've spent most of my life being laughed at. It'd much rather be treated nicely
does anyone else question if they have autism?
>>28599917
I think I might have Schizotypal Personality Disorder.
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I would like to talk to you more about the concept of 'objectifying women' which I have often been accused of. Although it is a null concept, its in my best interest to learn to behave around women that does not make them feel that way. What counselors told me in school, friends told me, & people on 4chawn is essentially that the only way to physically & emotionally connect with women is to be chatty chatty with them while not at all acknowledging you like them, and then by some complex process it transitions into cuddling together and falling in love. Whereas how I previously imagined it could happen: man meets women, they acknowledge they are physically attracted to each other, then do all the talking and stuff WHILE cuddling and falling in love.
To put things in perspective or rehash for those who read my threads the last few days: I am fit and good looking, enough so that when I walk through the mall women will often turn to look at me, and if I look women in the eyes they will usually smile at me. I have also been told that I am very handsome by my mom's friends, female acquaintances, male friends and even the yoga teacher who pulled me aside during the incident Friday >>28552347 so I know that is not the issue here. I am however confirmed on the autism spectrum, and as such I will often miss nonverbal social cues, and end up saying things in a straightforward, matter of fact way without considering other people's feelings first. Another note regarding that day is that while originally I thought I was being alpha and confident, a true mentality of abundance would mean that I don't see any particular woman that way because of her looks because there will ALWAYS be women I see who I will feel are awe-strikingly heart stopping beautiful, and what I did was literally sperging out and being beta with a mentality of scarcity, as if she is the most beautiful woman I would ever see and better to come on strong to her than be feeling invisible.
>>28599750
i knew you were fucking autistic from reading your first post last thread
jesus christ man
You don't say outright to a woman she is pretty in this context, and not with your mother around for fuck sakes. Flirting doesn't mean being blunt and boring, it means playfulness and not mentioning the obvious reason why you are talking to a woman i.e because you want your dick inside of her.
I doubt you could flirt properly even if you tried though. Nothing more lame than hitting on a girl when you are somewhere with your mother. The fact you thought it could work is telling enough.
I'm not reading a single word of that, OP.
>>28599750
>I have also been told that I am very handsome by my mom's friends,
Which 4chan board is the most cancerous and why is it /pol/?
>>28599623
There's no original way for me to tell you to fuck off back 2 Reddit, but you really need to.
>>28599623
I haven't been to all of them. But yeah, it's probably /pol/.
I can say why, too. Height of threshold. The less work that needs to be done to come in and participate, the worse the board will be. That's why /a/ being a dick about giving series names is actually a good thing. It means people who won't lurk a bit will feel unwelcome and go away.
/r9k/ has a low threshold.
>>28599653
I have an idea on how you can save the white race
tfw you find out your favourite pornstar is an SJW feminazi
>>28599570
Makes her more hatefuck hot than anything
They need to justify their poor life choices somehow.
>>28599570
They laugh at you as they take your money
>that feel when arguing with normalfaggots about tattoos
They actually CANNOT admit that dumb drawings on your body that fade and look like shit in less than 3 years is a bad idea.
That cannot be a real tattoo. I refuse to believe that someone is that retarded.
>>28599515
>My body, my choice :^)
>>28599515
Tattoos are a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling
>>28599690
You've never met a coalburner then
If you could spend one day with the queen how would you spend it /r9k/??.
I would spend it by fucking her.
I first spend some time with her and then maybe show her some love.
Hail to our queen forever i love her.
Funniest caption for this image wins.
"When you looking everywhere for that last fry"
Fatniss
>>28599419
Fatniss never-lean
The Very Hungry Games
Who else gets really nervous when they see stuff like this in girls' profiles on dating sites?
>tfw this is what 90% of girls want in a man
>you HAVE to take the lead and not be passive
>otherwise, only a fat chick or ugly girl will want you
>rather...a fat chick or ugly girl will SETTLE for you because they couldn't get man who can take the lead
>>28599317
>Lead me do everything for me teehee love me
>My hobbies are chilling sleeping eating and nice warm showers xD
fucking boring dumb bitches
>>28599317
>>28599346
This
They're looking for a fantasy to fix their boring, miserable shit lives.
Take a hard pass on those bitches, OP
>>28599317
that is how females get raped
who here pilonidal cyst/dimple
mfw mine just got infected
the pain is exactly the same like when you fall on your ass/spine
I popped mine. Still a scar there though. Thanks for letting me know what it's called.
Man, this thread really made me realize how riddled with health issues I've been. Jaundice, phimosis, I have those little spots on my dick, crooked dick, now this. It just gets worse and worse. Oh and backne.
>>28599277
From /b/ I learned you're supposed to go to a doctor/hospital for this to take care of it. Could kill you or some shit.
>Be me driving my FRS
>Guy behind me in an old pick up
>We are in a one lane road
>He starts flashing his lights and honking the horn
>I wave for him to go around me but he just keeping flashing his lights and honking
>Start to get scared to I floor it
>His truck must have Vtec or something cause I cant get away
>Dial 911 and tell them about this mad man
>They tell me to pull over and wait for cops, they dont want me driving fast in case I hurt someone
>I pull over and get out the car
>The pickup pulls behind me
>The man gets out
>I shout "I kn-kn-know kung fu!"
>He starts screaming that theres a man with a knife in my back seat
>He opens my door and unloads his 40 Cal pistol into my back seat
>I peek in and see the horror
>The man shot and killed my 6 year old daughter who snuck into my car and must of fallin asleep
>She had a note rolled up in her hand
>It said "I love you dad"
>frs
kill yourself
Holy shit OP. Feeling for you dude.
How long has it been since then?
R/4Chan has ruined 4Chan, look at this tryhard to be edgy and depressing, YOU LITERALY DISGUST ME, YOU ARE FAR FROM /r/4Chan TRYHARDER FAGGOT
there are women browsing r9k right now
why are they here?
why can't they leave us alone?
>there an nonwhites browsing r9k right now
why are they here?
why can't they just leave us alone?
>>28599142
failures and losers of all races are welcome here, as long as they're male.
jesus christ
>this whiny post
the only woman here is you op
>once chance at life
>born non-white and ugly
>realize no one will ever love you
>you will die
Fuck
That's bleak but, you just gotta let go of your shit and find one who's good to you, which is not easy to do while you're on r9, or 4chan at all desu. Get a fresh start.
Or you could do the smart thing and join the Nazi Party. White Supremacy is the key, my friend.
Lol I'm kidding. Just find a girl who isn't out of your league.I wasn't kidding.
>chat gets btfo by niggers
the enemy of my enemy is my friend
Can one of you normies describe in detail what it's like to get a blowjob from a cute girl?
Like bag of sand tbo
>>28599029
it's great
blowjoblox
>>28599029
an advanced puss.not a normie tho
>play vidya all day
>get to a point where so bored i can't play vidya
>browse 4chan until ready to sleep
>can't sleep
>too bored of browsing r9k
>stare at monitor
>pass out at 7am
>repeat everyday for months
just fuck my life
No jo breaks?
learn to play an instrument
Tonight OP when you're done with vidya go for a comfy night walk. When you get back home go straight to bed.
There's like, one day of a broken routine that'll give you slight exercise without having to interact with people or be seen or anything.
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