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Who here /plan on raising son on hunter gatherer diet/?
It's the only way to break the beta cycle boyos.
You can't ascend, but maybe your future children will.
>son
where the fuck do you think you are?
>Who here planning on projecting their masculinity issues onto their son by micromanaging his life?
Welp. Let me know how that goes OP
>>28602501
Dude, adopt one and save him from traveling down the road of inceldom.
Give a kid the chance you never had. Create a Chad and instill in him all of the Chad principles you parents failed to instill in you.
Eyyyyyyy wassup robo bitches.Femanon here [\spoiler] what are y'all up to on this fine monday night? Why do you retards always hate women and call them roasties? Do you like corn dogs? What country are you from?
I have a confession to make. I'm the Son of Sam killer. It wasn't Berkowitz. He was just crazy. It was me.
>>28602468
>why do you hate women
They either want to hurt me or they just don't exist, choose one.
>corn dogs
No, I don't like hot dogs/pork.
>country
Canada, where supposedly nobody lives.
>tfw no corndog to eat
>fix sleep schedule
>start dreaming again
>remember why I stopped sleeping
>>28602367
That would make a really good song.
my dreams are like tv shows. last night I dreamt guys with spears were chasing a man with no skin
please talk to me on how you did to fix sleep schedule.
I can't decide whether I want to have a real life or just play video games all the time.
I have a job so I could easily spend the rest of my life going to work and playing games, but I'm not sure if it's a good choice even though that's what I'm naturally inclined to do.
What should I do?
>>28602338
chingun ?
Please help me. I don't know what to do.
>>28602338
Do whatever the fuck you wanna do, man. If you only wanna play vidya on your free time, then play vidya.
pressing this button will kill every human on the planet
Do you press it?
stop making these retarded threads newfag
>>28602242
No, because I'd die.If I didn't die I'd consider it.
>>28602252
Nnough
How do you guys stand being around normies all day? I find it very difficult not to run to the bathroom during brakes and watch anime or browse 4chan on my phone.
Honestly just being in the same room as them drains me, that is the worse part of having a job or doing education.
>>28602138
>I find it very difficult not to run to the bathroom during brakes and watch anime or browse 4chan on my phone.
You're just a faggot.
Headphones and fuck lots of mp3s on my phone OP.
Worse is when they won't shut up about sports.
Getting chills with these olympics coming up...
>>28602138
i usually make fun of them "ahahaha you worked a year to buy that car, are you blind its blue"
i know i'm not perfect, low self esteem and chronic depression has caused me to come to terms with my short comings, inadequacies and the futility of it all which results in me being an outright asshole with neither fear nor remorse.
i was happy just sitting at home shit posting.
you snatched my world away from me and now i will tear into yours.
My dads been makeing me do sex things with him my entire life. My 1st memory of it and my 1st memory ever was from when I was 3. My dad died in a car crash a month ago. And I tried to kill myself a week ago when I found out he put the worstest of the videos he made of me online at least if not all of them. Killing myself was a very selfish thing to do bc my mom doesn't know about any of this and I'm not going to tell her bc it would be too truly hurtful to her. and I'm not going to hurt her anymore. I really do want to die tho and I truthfully hate my self deep down with all of my heart. I'm a really worthless and hateable person you know? I just feel truly guilty bc I'm not getting hurt or hated by my dad anymore and I really deserve that. Idk why I'm putting this here I've never even been to this site before now I just heard there's a lot of really hatefull ppl here so I'm going to write it her bc the last place I tried to write about it they were just truly very kind to me and not understanding that I was the one deserving it in the 1st place. I don't have links to the videos he made of me I just know their online bc someone tricked me into skypeing with them bc I'm a really dumb person and then they showed a bunch of ppl and one of them was describing the worst one that I can remember at me.
>>28602094
Link the videos here
you don't deserve to feel that way and you don't deserve what's happened to you
>>28602094
Could you format that any worse?
>she takes Chad up the ass
>on you she won't even pass the gas
>>28601925
>Passed the class
>Didn't go ass-to-ass
>Chad calls you a beta cuck
>But on the day of the rope he'll be shit outta luck
>she hit the wall at thirty three
>she still wont even settle for me
>6'3
>9x5.5 weiner
>have job and go to school
>have friends
>have tiny people hands
What is the point of living with these tiny people hands? NO woman will ever truly love me.
Who here tiny hands?
Have you tried wearing fake hands like a baseball mitt?
We need a pic of your baby hands on your big slong.
>>28601869
How tiny we taking here? What's the measurement from the fold of your wrist to the tip of your middle finger?
I scroll through the different threads on r9k, and I can't help but feel like this board means something. It signifies something about society and the modern world in general. It's an icon of something, a perfect example of some dynamic in modern civilization. It could be something like young men's feeling of alienation and isolation, but that seems too simplistic; it's something deeper. What is it?
The world is falling apart my boi.
>>28601817
I think you're a faggot OP.
back to >>>/x/
It's just a place for lazy and ugly people with mental problems to hang out.
I can't stand this. I order pizza to avoid social anxiety but when he is late it makes it worse
>Ordered a pizza a few days ago
>Pizza guy was late
>10 minutes late
>Start to get pissed off
>Want to show how pissed I am, without directly confronting the pizza guy
>Decide to pretend I am making pizza when he arrives so he will see he took so long I was able to start making my own
>Don't really have the ingredients, just a big bag of flour
>Dip my hands into the flour
>Start rubbing it all over my body so I can pretend I was making a pizza dough
>Cover my hands in flour
>Knock on door
>Pizza 17 minutes late
>Go to answer the door
>Pizza guy looks at me covered in flour
>Get self conscious, was going to say 'Just making pizza dough' then pay and slam the door
>Instead say 'I----'m making d-ddoughgggg'
>barely mumble
>pizza guy says 'you're making donuts? We sell donuts, order one next time!'
>I smile, thank him, and tip him extra for making me aware
>sit and eat my pizza covered in flour
>accidentally got lots of raw flour into my mouth, ruining some bites
Just do your job please pizza guy
>>28601759
autism inc
>local dominoes always does it on time or faster than expect and all of the drivers have been wagecucks like me I can entirely empathize with
>usually tell them to keep the change so we can both get the fuck back to doing what we want faster
it's quite alright, I'd order more if they sent out more coupons
>you will never be this autistic
It feels both good and bad all at the same time
Don't get a job. Stay a NEET. I just had my first full time job and when I got home I just climbed into bed and started crying.
i wonder if i can interpret that chart as you can only full start to say you're done absorbing information and starting to finally process and understand that information when your knowledge in the field is at 70% (the place where it looks like it starts to go back up after the dip)
But at least you have some hours where you can't lay in bed and cry
>>28601705
>you're done absorbing information and starting to finally process and understand that information
This would be a dream job.
Sadly most jobs now require staff to undertake never ending "professional development" garbage. Fuck life.
Eggman appreciation thread
No normies allowed edition
You make so many post about him that I am over him.
You hear me me? Over it. I dnt care anymore.
genetically superior
originalmente desu
>>28601606
stop making threads about yourself you ugly motherfucker
Is the voice you have in your head when reading your own voice? I just noticed it's not mine and never has been. I don't know how to feel.
in my head i'm a cute girl but on the outside i sound like a man
record your voice and listen to it, thats how everyone but you hears you
everyone thinks their own voice is lower than it really is
My inner voice tends to be mild mannered and I can't really assign a gender to it, but it is youthful.
TELL ME ABOUT THE NEET
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BLANKET?
LOTS OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED KEK!
Because he's living the cozy NEET life.
>>28601526
Perhaps hes wondering why someone would shoot a man before working him to death?
